🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Im waiting for the 2010s vagueposting emo song lyrics on her YouTube channel and sad tiktok post of an empty melatonin gummy package in her hand with some vague text over it like "fine, goodbye forever" or "you guys wanted this".
 
Listening to Salty Crab relay that on her livestream Amber said her "brain was telling her" not to take her blood pressure medication made me so triggered. Your brain is not a separate entity from you, you stupid cow. Your "brain telling you" something is called having a thought. Having a thought that you know better than your doctor as always. Christ how do these retarded cockroaches stay alive behaving this way.
 
Seong Hwa said:
Listening to Salty Crab relay that on her livestream Amber said her "brain was telling her" not to take her blood pressure medication made me so triggered. Your brain is not a separate entity from you, you stupid cow. Your "brain telling you" something is called having a thought. Having a thought that you know better than your doctor as always. Christ how do these retarded cockroaches stay alive behaving this way.
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Reading this made me realize - I am really surprised she has never had a spiritual psychosis arc.
 
I honestly don't know what planet Hamberlynn has been living on, but if she watched any kind of show with deathfats, she would know it takes literal handfuls of pills to keep those walking hulks of blubber alive, and the older you get, the more pills are added.
So she's gonna have to drop this, "ooh pills scary" bullshit very quickly, or start planning the funeral.
Or, you know. Lose some actual weight.
 
Insulin reid said:
Im waiting for the 2010s vagueposting emo song lyrics on her YouTube channel and sad tiktok post of an empty melatonin gummy package in her hand with some vague text over it like "fine, goodbye forever" or "you guys wanted this".
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A Rarity was caught
By something huge and scary
Like a monster truck in the nightlife
 
Seong Hwa said:
Listening to Salty Crab relay that on her livestream Amber said her "brain was telling her" not to take her blood pressure medication made me so triggered. Your brain is not a separate entity from you, you stupid cow. Your "brain telling you" something is called having a thought. Having a thought that you know better than your doctor as always. Christ how do these retarded cockroaches stay alive behaving this way.
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She also said that her blood pressure is always normal at home when she’s not nervous about the doctor. When asked if she had a at home blood pressure machine she said no, so somehow she just knows it’s normal pressure. This what delusion and thinking you are too pretty to have
Fat comorbidities does.
 
Mekahineyho said:
She also said that her blood pressure is always normal at home when she’s not nervous about the doctor. When asked if she had a at home blood pressure machine she said no, so somehow she just knows it’s normal pressure. This what delusion and thinking you are too pretty to have
Fat comorbidities does.
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This is the same mentality of the person I’m currently caring for.
They are up to about 12 daily meds, including blood pressure, to keep them running.
But not actually running because they had a leg chopped off due to neglecting their health and picking Coca Cola and McDonalds over apparently having both legs.
They are also no where near tipping the scales at 600lbs. I don’t give a shit if you’re iN tHe FiVe hUnDreDs, Amber, you’re a behemoth and meds are the ONLY THING stopping your body from just giving up.
“Knowing your body” has literally ended up with you encased in your own fat, which will eventually kill you.
I guess if you genuinely don’t give a shit and hey ho just gonna keep doing the same shit different day, then at least acknowledge that you plan to die young, and make the arrangements so your mom doesn’t have to deal with a 600lb corpse to dispose of. It’s not cheap, or easy.
 
Major Pain said:
I honestly don't know what planet Hamberlynn has been living on, but if she watched any kind of show with deathfats, she would know it takes literal handfuls of pills to keep those walking hulks of blubber alive, and the older you get, the more pills are added.
So she's gonna have to drop this, "ooh pills scary" bullshit very quickly, or start planning the funeral.
Or, you know. Lose some actual weight.
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Also, after a decade of ""ooh pills scary," she's become a PSA for psychiatric meds, all "Zoloft gives me life!" If she could move, she'd be dancing around like one of those fat fucks in the Jardiance commercials.

However, that's just for brain pills. The pills that would keep a giant blood clot from exploding like Fourth of July fireworks in her brain, leaving her crippled and incapable of speech? It's way too scary to take them..

Pick a lane, you waddling waterbed. Either drugs are "ooh scary" or they're not.

Also, RIP not Amber, but the Amber thread. We've been on life support for a long time, so that even finding out the truth about Rarity from an outed Emily sock puppet, a death scare, and rumors of a new kitten can't resuscitate it. I'm having a molment of silence before I head to a different thread to make fun of Anna O'Brien. I wouldn't say "we hardly knew ye" to Amber, because this thread is full of expert Amberologists. But at this point, making fun of her is like being a sportswriter who has to come up with a new way to say the Mets lost again. As far as I'm concerned, Reddit and the Tik Tok newbies can have her. All the drama that occurred over the weekend has ended up a damp squib.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
Also, after a decade of ""ooh pills scary," she's become a PSA for psychiatric meds, all "Zoloft gives me life!" If she could move, she'd be dancing around like one of those fat fucks in the Jardiance commercials.

However, that's just for brain pills. The pills that would keep a giant blood clot from exploding like Fourth of July fireworks in her brain, leaving her crippled and incapable of speech? It's way too scary to take them..

Pick a lane, you waddling waterbed. Either drugs are "ooh scary" or they're not.

Also, RIP not Amber, but the Amber thread. We've been on life support for a long time, so that even finding out the truth about Rarity from an outed Emily sock puppet, a death scare, and rumors of a new kitten can't resuscitate it. I'm having a molment of silence before I head to a different thread to make fun of Anna O'Brien. I wouldn't say "we hardly knew ye" to Amber, because this thread is full of expert Amberologists. But at this point, making fun of her is like being a sportswriter who has to come up with a new way to say the Mets lost again. As far as I'm concerned, Reddit and the Tik Tok newbies can have her. All the drama that occurred over the weekend has ended up a damp squib.
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This thread will die but Amber’s popularity with the normies will continue due to multiple reasons.

First, we have invested interests in the form of reactors wanting to making money and people looking for drama and/or comfort with their own situation. Out all the cows out there, Amber is probably the easiest one for the average viewer to react too. Her main issue is that she is fat and for a lot of people, they can relate to that. Hell, the average overweight person probably agrees with Amber half the time when she brings up her issues with losing weight. They too have binge sessions and trouble finding relationships so to see someone in their position times 10 gives them reassurance with their own issues.

If you go to her subreddit (or pretty much any subreddit dedicated to snarking,) you will see countless comments from either current fatties or reformed ones that directly invoke their current or former situation to what Amber is going through.

Shit they will openly admit to shopping at fucking torrid for fuck sake. Lots of those people really shouldn’t be saying shit (glasses houses) but they need some sort of outlet for their emotions and kicking someone when they are down is what they choose to do.

Basically they look at Amber and don’t see a freak show but the person they could have been if they too had a source of income tha incentivizes them for being a disgusting slob.

That’s why her video views constantly hit about 45-50k. That’s why people still watch reactions. They need to know that even though their life sucks, there is someone out whose life sucks even more.

It’s poverty porn for these people.
 
Amber may have looked up how to find a lost cat and if they would actually come to the owner's voice and then proceeded to let the cat out to stay longer in Wisconsin. And the plan failed.

Just a thoery.
 
kebab4you said:
Saw she went live to members only a couple of hours ago; this is goodbye

Anyone happen to watch it and can recap it?
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Gonna guess she's broke again and needs more superchat money for food. It's insane to think how much money she spends on takeout every day.
 
RedMage said:
Amber may have looked up how to find a lost cat and if they would actually come to the owner's voice and then proceeded to let the cat out to stay longer in Wisconsin. And the plan failed.

Just a thoery.
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Christ if this was her plan she's more retarded than expected. Emily lives by several busy roads and a very large wooded area. Even if Rarity wanted to get back, any whale with 2 brain cells to rub together would worry about the high chance of her getting hit on the road or becoming a fox or coyote snack before she could make her way home. It's a quiet neighborhood people wise, but it's a very busy traffic area, right off an access road to the interstate and on the way to several towns and industrial parks.

But Amber wouldn't know or care about that, she just needed drama to glue her stinky ass to that Oshkosh split level house, 2 minutes from Festy and easy delivery
 
Esquilax said:
Christ if this was her plan she's more retarded than expected. Emily lives by several busy roads and a very large wooded area. Even if Rarity wanted to get back, any whale with 2 brain cells to rub together would worry about the high chance of her getting hit on the road or becoming a fox or coyote snack before she could make her way home. It's a quiet neighborhood people wise, but it's a very busy traffic area, right off an access road to the interstate and on the way to several towns and industrial parks.

But Amber wouldn't know or care about that, she just needed drama to glue her stinky ass to that Oshkosh split level house, 2 minutes from Festy and easy delivery
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Not only the worries of a car or animal getting to Rarity but would that cat even recognize Amber’s voice?

That cat has been through at least 4 different Amber chameleon phases (Dusty, Beggy, Wipey, and Methmomma) with a possible of a 5th one being Amber’s Wisconsin accent (if she was there long enough to co-opt The Feeder’s mannerisms.)

On top of that of that, Amber had so many names for that poor cat that I doubt Rarity ever go used to one and that’s assuming that Amber spent any serious time with her which I am assuming didn’t happened.

The only mannerism Amber has constantly held other than being a fat narcissistic bitch is how she pronounced the word “food.” She should just yelled food over and over again; that probably would have worked better than saying rarity or raritals etc.

Amber’s ability to adopt the personality of who ever is closest to her at a given moment probably stems from the fact that she was raised not by her parents but by TV. I bet her dumb fuck parents thought it was cute seeing their daughter talk like what ever show was popular at the time (that’s if they even noticed between all the drugs being consumed.). One day she sounds like The Simpsons, next it’s Married with Children and on the 3rd day it’s what ever daytime garbage they let her consume.

Note : The Simpsons (at least not the first nine seasons were not garbage and Married with Children had its moments but you get my point. TV can be great but it’s not a replacement for early childhood interaction.)
 
Y'all can use the arctic shift search tool to look up past comments. Here's the link to the search on her account's comments: Tommy's Reddit Comments . Just hit the search button at the bottom. You can also switch it to see all her posts from that account.

My personal favorite comment: she wants macaulay culkin to play her in a movie version of ALR's life. Confirmed tranny?
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