🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The more I think about it, the more I see her body as the monster from The Substance at the end of the movie. Her weird lumpy shaped body really looks like that.
 
The world is running out of overweight lesbian losers for Amber to date; at this point she can only pull married women interested in phone sex, fat fetishists, or homeless guys looking for a place to crash. This isn’t a dating pool, it’s an elevator pitch for a new reality show—a cross between The Dating Game and My Six Hundred Pound Life.
 
It isn’t hard to believe that people in hard-luck jobs like DoorDash could see a woman who clearly eats enough to feed a family of eight for each meal would see her as an easy potential target for getting your food and lodging paid. She’s many a hobosexual’s dream, even with all of the smells.

What makes it remarkable at all to her is that it really hasn’t happened all that much, so she has to make it a big deal or give it enough weight to make up additional instances. If she was ever one to go in gas stations semi-regularly like other normal adults, she wouldn’t think it’s quite as worth mentioning as she does now. It isn’t an accomplishment to get some creepy, broke dude to hit on you and becomes just a normal thing that even below average looking women just roll their eyes about and go on about their lives without giving it another thought, about unless they literally never go out into the world.

That’s what all of Ham’s vlogs are - a huge 30-something year old telling people about unremarkable things from the perspective of someone with very little real life experience. She’s like listening to a boring MIL who just talks about what is wrong with her health, her old lady hobbies, and her pets while being in a huge saggy body, only in an unbelievable twist ALR also tries to convince everyone that she’s so sexy/sexual/wanted. At least she stopped trying to sell herself as well read.
 
Major Pain said:
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Looking like a dainty horse's ass.
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Jesus Christo! She's so ... lumpy everywhere. And her arms look insane. Her hands look like feet. Her forearms like calves/shins. And her bicep/tricep look like quads. She needs to eat more so she can fill out a bit and look a bit smoother and symmetrical.
KittiestKitty said:
Amber is so fat her feet are turned outwards because her legs are so fat. Her entire skeletal frame has been deformed by years of her abuse she can not walk properly. Jesus fucking Christ on a pickle chip. I'm going take a 3 mile walk.
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I'd love to see an x-ray superimposed on a "normal" picture of her to show just how absurd her mass contrasts her skeletal structure. I'm sure one already exists in the thread somewhere, but hell if I know where to look.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Plus, she is the definition of a moped. Fun to ride (if you are degenerate fat fucker that is) but you don’t want your friends to see.
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No, she’s not a moped; that implies she’s sexually functional and she’s not. She can’t wipe herself, her massive legs weep lymph fluid, and she has scabs everywhere. Unless your dick is 2 feet long, actual intercourse would be an impossibility. The smell alone would kill any hardon instantly. And Amberlynn would demand reciprocation for head…in fact she’d probably make you go first then make up a reason why she couldn’t return the favor. Personally, I’d rather stick a gun up my ass and pull the trigger till I hear it click than put my mouth anywhere on her MRSA riddled fat folds. A moped is functional and fun. Amberlynn is non-functional in almost every way, boring, predictable and needy…the opposite of fun.
 
HackerX said:
She needs to eat more so she can fill out a bit and look a bit smoother and symmetrical.
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THANK YOU. She’s one of the most asymmetrical people I’ve ever seen. She’s got a solid two bra cup size difference between her tits, all 6 of them. Her face looks wonky AF. She’s actually disconcerting to look at.
 
Eskimoto said:
No, she’s not a moped; that implies she’s sexually functional and she’s not. She can’t wipe herself, her massive legs weep lymph fluid, and she has scabs everywhere. Unless your dick is 2 feet long, actual intercourse would be an impossibility. The smell alone would kill any hardon instantly. And Amberlynn would demand reciprocation for head…in fact she’d probably make you go first then make up a reason why she couldn’t return the favor. Personally, I’d rather stick a gun up my ass and pull the trigger till I hear it click than put my mouth anywhere on her MRSA riddled fat folds. A moped is functional and fun. Amberlynn is non-functional in almost every way, boring, predictable and needy…the opposite of fun.
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You know can rely to more than one post. You don’t need to double post.

Also, thanks for telling us you wouldn’t fuck her. Much needed info that helps the thread move along /sneed.

Honestly all your posts have been nothing but regurgitated garbage that been said thousands of times before, observations that anyone with a working fucking brain can make.

Also she is a moped IF you are into morbidity obese fatties but also have a sense of shamed. Disgusting men like that do exists. Just because you wouldn’t doesn’t mean there ain’t people out there like that.
 
Not watching that video but if she’s saying 2 separate guys on different days have “hit on her” by offering to cook her dinner then it’s either
1. Fake
2. Fetishists who happened to be in her vicinity
3. 2 ballsy guys trying to be funny to a fat but young-ish woman
4. Fake
 
HackerX said:
Jesus Christo! She's so ... lumpy everywhere. And her arms look insane. Her hands look like feet. Her forearms like calves/shins. And her bicep/tricep look like quads. She needs to eat more so she can fill out a bit and look a bit smoother and symmetrical.

I'd love to see an x-ray superimposed on a "normal" picture of her to show just how absurd her mass contrasts her skeletal structure. I'm sure one already exists in the thread somewhere, but hell if I know where to look.
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There's one of the pic of her sitting on the couch on her birthday at the gaycare looking absolutely massive... Somewhere in the thread
 
cascadeplatinum said:
It isn’t hard to believe that people in hard-luck jobs like DoorDash could see a woman who clearly eats enough to feed a family of eight for each meal would see her as an easy potential target for getting your food and lodging paid. She’s many a hobosexual’s dream, even with all of the smells.

What makes it remarkable at all to her is that it really hasn’t happened all that much, so she has to make it a big deal or give it enough weight to make up additional instances. If she was ever one to go in gas stations semi-regularly like other normal adults, she wouldn’t think it’s quite as worth mentioning as she does now. It isn’t an accomplishment to get some creepy, broke dude to hit on you and becomes just a normal thing that even below average looking women just roll their eyes about and go on about their lives without giving it another thought, about unless they literally never go out into the world.

That’s what all of Ham’s vlogs are - a huge 30-something year old telling people about unremarkable things from the perspective of someone with very little real life experience. She’s like listening to a boring MIL who just talks about what is wrong with her health, her old lady hobbies, and her pets while being in a huge saggy body, only in an unbelievable twist ALR also tries to convince everyone that she’s so sexy/sexual/wanted. At least she stopped trying to sell herself as well read.
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So many of her “random compliment” stories reek of the same. One time she even claimed that someone complimented on her boobs right before giving her a mammogram “despite that she knew it wasn’t allowed.” Besides that medical professionals see assorted naked body parts all day, or that Amber’s tits are very sad looking from what we’ve seen of them, most women would be mortified in that situation.

I’ve also noticed that Amber will also sometimes mention how cute or good looking someone that complimented her was. This is her desperately trying to come across as desirable. Not just to find a potential caretaker but also to appear relevant to her audience. How can she be passé when her Doordash driver hits on her?

Miltank said:
There's one of the pic of her sitting on the couch on her birthday at the gaycare looking absolutely massive... Somewhere in the thread
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Lidurally a ball

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There is no way she did not weigh over 600 pounds at one point.
 
Oooof. The eyebrows are agressive as fuck.

“Laryngitis don’t last long”

Fat as always.

Doordasher drama. God she’s even boring at 1.75 speed.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
The world is running out of overweight lesbian losers for Amber to date; at this point she can only pull married women interested in phone sex, fat fetishists, or homeless guys looking for a place to crash. This isn’t a dating pool, it’s an elevator pitch for a new reality show—a cross between The Dating Game and My Six Hundred Pound Life.
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She could follow Chantal's example and find herself a brown third world wiper; I'm sure there must a pajeet out there willing to tend to her moist folds in exchange for a green card.
 
Her piece of shit meth mother cackling like a goddamn lunatic over criminally neglecting her four year old to the point she was trying to plug the holes in her rotting teeth with the insides of a stuffed animal so they wouldn't hurt while drinking her bottle.

A four year old still on a bottle.

This woman, I swear. If you ever wondered why Amber is awful, it's because of this bitch. As bad as Amber is, she will never be as terrible as that midden of cackling filth.
 
The fat narc squeezed out another giant shit today. Let's all inspect it with magnifying glasses for size, shape, color, and texture.
 

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caffeinated_pirate said:
I fully believe the door dasher hit on her. Why? Because the texts were in Spanish. Mexican men love fat women.

It tracks.
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Poor guy probably assumed she was big because she cooks really good food most of the time.

StrawberryDouche said:
A four year old still on a bottle.
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the level of normalized neglect is insane. How everyone around amber just accepted a 4 year old needing a bottle still is crazy.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Her piece of shit meth mother cackling like a goddamn lunatic over criminally neglecting her four year old to the point she was trying to plug the holes in her rotting teeth with the insides of a stuffed animal so they wouldn't hurt while drinking her bottle.

A four year old still on a bottle.

This woman, I swear. If you ever wondered why Amber is awful, it's because of this bitch. As bad as Amber is, she will never be as terrible as that midden of cackling filth.
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Holy shit you weren’t lying. That story was ROUGH. Didn’t help that the two of them were laughing like fucking hyenas every other word.

God, stories like that make a little sympathetic for Amber because, just as you said, her white trash upbringing didn’t do her any favors.

Her mother is probably one the worst parents I’ve ever had the chance to hear say their “story.” No sense of reflection; just laughing like the brain dead moron she is.

I guess Amber lucked out because it happen before she got her permanent set of teeth but that silver capped tooth nonsense is the type of shit you see people from the 3rd world rocking.

Also I noticed that out of the three women in this video (Fat Al, Methmomma, and Granny) it was the grandmother who had the most normal gait. Neither Fatso or her piece of shit mother can walk without waddling.

Honestly, I don’t know anything about Grandma’s health but based on this video, I wouldn’t be surprised if she out lives both her daughter and granddaughter.
 
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