🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It's All So Tiresome said:
Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!
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Pfft. Six, count ‘em, SIX boobs and a row of booblettes down the outside of each leg?

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The Venus of Willendorf could never.
 
Amber is so fat her feet are turned outwards because her legs are so fat. Her entire skeletal frame has been deformed by years of her abuse she can not walk properly. Jesus fucking Christ on a pickle chip. I'm going take a 3 mile walk.
 
I'm so used to seeing her smugly perched on her shelf so I forgot she looks like a waterbed on legs until she stands up :stress:
 
Alright fellas, Cryptid was productive today and got himself a beer, got the fan running, my favorite incense is burning, time to do this.
UsedUp said:
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Here is the Preservetube Link for this travesty (I cannot take credit for uploading it was already there). Putting this bitch on 2x speed cuz Amber can fuck herself (not phsyically possible) if she thinks I'm giving her 18 minutes of my time.

We open to bad sound mixing from this professional YouTuber (over a decade of experience guize), her intro much louder than her greeting. N-no more let's talk videos?! Best news I had all week. Blabs about people giving her crap for her drama and boring let's talk videos, and adds that she's feeling better bc of Zoloft. Says she might be doing one Lynnterview question per video but we'll see. Next shot, she presents some flowers she supposedly got.

Tells us about the steamed dumplings she ate and her shitty teeth. We see her grotesque, disgusting arms as she prepares her meal, cover up you filthy slug. On another day, she looks really stupid with that braid and she tells us of another malady affecting her (likely nothingburger). Proceeds to tell the story of how the doordasher rizzed her up, aaand yes it does remind me of those outlandish tales of Chantal, just more boring. Talks about shows she's been watching and says she wants to go on 1% Club (please do, I'd love to see you humiliated). Oh, announces a new schedule and says WIAIAD and Weigh ins will be in the same video. Well that declaration of "no more of those videos" didn't last long did it flabby?

Oh there's still gonna be let's talk videos in this schedule, except more buttshelfkissing and purified of criticism. Is talking about some anxiety attack she had but I'm not rewinding to get the deets on "Muh anxiedeee" vol. 30^23. Shows us the ugly shit she got from torrid, almost all of which looks like stuff I could find in the tablecloth section of IKEA.

Oh, we're still doing oracle readings. Lmafo fucking fatty doesn't even try to interpret on video, so I'm not gonna bother writing that shit down.
Comment of the day:
Tybalt.: annnnnnnnndddddddd she's gone! (20 hearts)
A: Well, she's back (much to my dismay)
Kissy outro bye.
Oh would you look at that, nothing fucking happened. For a second I though I was gonna be spared from Let's Talk videos but apparently they'll be back in som form in the future. Oh well. Moving on...
Neko GF said:

stepping on the scale, pasta recipe, & my new goal weight​

(06/25/25)

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From the pictures y'all posted, our flabeast has lost a lot of shape... literally, what the fuck is going on, I've seen some fatties on this site, but something about how Amber's body is becoming more akin to a grease shoggoth day by day unsettles me.

Hm. That throat condition she mentioned in the last video seems to have progressed. Sadly probably still a nothingburger. Once again, my ears are assaulted by her Sonic Adventure: Director's Cut levels of sound balancing skill (read: terrible). Says she doesn't eat breakfast (no shit, that'd require getting up at a reasonable hour) and shows us the Poke Bowl she'll be eating for her first meal. Claims she hasn't had soda in weeks. Claims she didn't eat the entire Poke Bowl, next shot is her making pasta. Now, I can see potential benefits from adding mayo to pasta, like it acting as a binder for herbs or sauces, but, she doesn't do that, it's just pasta with mayo and butter (the sink corner will have to do overtime today). Eats pudding for a snack. Keeps talking about this being her soft food era because her teeth are shit.

Apparently she'll go over her food decisions. She's proud of the fact that she cooked today, and she's not proud of the fact that she ate too much pasta.
Weight related questions:
Q: What is your weight loss goal this year?
A: 499.8? Lol. Lmao, even. She just wants a 4 at the front of the scale u guize.

Q: Why didn't you just use the scale from before?
A: It broke and this scale didn't come in on Amazon anymore.

Q: What are you doing to lose weight right now?
A: Just eat less than on days where she eats with no control.

SHe went ot the doctor and weighed in at 546.0 lbs, lmao fat. We see her weigh in and, fuck, how does she look like someone created in the body visualizer. Disgusting. I suppose good on her for doing full body shots. 534.6 lbs, still really fat, would absolutely not have sex with. Ew, I just noticed she's wearing those yoga pants with the lace. Oh she's talking about non-scale victories now, so basically she's just coping.

Kissy outro bye.
News flash: Amber is still fat.
 
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And this fat bitch still cooked pasta, garlic salt, mayo, tapito, canned chicken and butter for her dainty meal.
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Sadly for her fat ass that IS a “dainty” meal. What she didn’t show was the mountains of candy and ice cream she had before and after said abomination of a meal. That and some random ass takeout slop because you know she can’t restrict herself because that’s triggering.

Everything is triggering; restricting is triggering, diet soda is triggering, sitting with oneself and their thoughts is triggering. Saying NO is triggering. Random yt comments (good or bad) are triggering. Vegetables are triggering. The act of eating is triggering.

Water, triggering. Showering, triggering. Twinkie, triggering.

Fucking BREATHING is triggering.

The only thing that doesn’t seem to trigger her is her bad choices (I joke; that’s triggering TOO!)

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dating me comes with this harsh reality | let's talk ep. 11​

(06/27/25)

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23 Minutes of sitting and talking about nothing. AKA about herself. Inscruciating. Do yourself a favor and skip this one. For real.
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
The guys in the truck said almost word for word what the guy in the supermarket said - Why would they offer to cook her dinner?
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Cuz they know she is hungry and that she will eat nearly anything drenched in mayo. Plus Im sure, if they are sincere (BIG if), then they know taking her out to a restaurant would cost an arm and a leg (and potentially a finger if they touch her food.). The only place that wouldn’t break the bank is some god awful all you can eat restaurant.

Plus, she is the definition of a moped. Fun to ride (if you are degenerate fat fucker that is) but you don’t want your friends to see.

Just look at her! You don’t become THAT fat from not being hungry 24/7.

The saying “the way to a man's heart is through his stomach” also applies to female death fats.
 
Sarah Connor said:
All this talk about men fawning over her reminds me of the Jade era when Jade Francis of New York coursed our gorl into thinking she was bisexual/wanted to fuck a guy/take part in some weird degenerate poly shit Jade was into. I wonder if she has another one of those types in her DMs.
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Jade Francis from new york probably was aware of amber saying shes a poly sex kitten who's had threesomes before and did super cool hand stuff in a movie theater and would be down to add people and as soon as Jade called her bluff she backed out. Thats my theory at least. Co-horsed? Never. Ambers got experience in this area.

Sarah Connor said:
Or.

What Alexis was saying about Amberlynn was true (her new boo thang Danielle sleeps around) and now she's using these fake male attention scenarios to "get back" at her. Kind of like when she told Becky to shit or get off the pot re: getting in a relationship with Al. Look at how many male suitors I have who would do ANYTHING to get with me. Yuck.
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I think im alone in this theory, but I dont think shes really seeing anyone. Unless we get the info straight from Danielle I dont believe it. I think shes single as a Pringle but wants to frame it to her audience like "oh im choosing to be single, it's by choice because I'm mature and can make that choice for me. I could get anyone i want, see all these stories with no proof that I'm desirable but im not dating right now. By choice."

I dont think amber at her big age with her big weight and just enough money to sustain her shit lifestyle barely will be getting any serious partner offers anymore. Her youth is gone shes solidly in her 30s and its not worth it anymore. Theres no money youth or time and people see that and don't want any part of it. Shes not giggly or anything like the other times she had a secret not so secret partner and she probably just fucked up by telling people privately "oh im with so and so but dont tell anyone" because she still needs people to think shes able to be lovable enough to get someone. She always plays all sides and expects her secrets to stay secret because shes stuck as a teen "mentally" and is narcissistic enough to think people will want to hear her secrets and also keep them.... as valuable as they are....

Beck was just realtor-ized and she was stupid enough to believe "there's other offers in, if you want this house sized bitch put in your offer now".
Theres no way ambers narc brain would handle being romantically involved with Danielle who's literally in person getting down sloppy jalopy style with some pussy and think that the equal jab is to talk about How men talk to her in a flirtatious nature. Thats not equal and when narcs are hurt they quantify emotional damage and have to one up the person who "hurt" them.

She's playing all sides trying to keep her lies straight and its falling apart.
 
Insulin reid said:
I dont think amber at her big age with her big weight and just enough money to sustain her shit lifestyle barely will be getting any serious partner offers anymore. Her youth is gone shes solidly in her 30s and its not worth it anymore.
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She's too old (ie, creepy) to draw in the young, stupid girls who might fall for her bullshit; and she's too broken to pull anyone her own age, who all know better by now. Her only remaining options are those who are equally creepy and broken.
 
reinhold said:
She's too old (ie, creepy) to draw in the young, stupid girls who might fall for her bullshit; and she's too broken to pull anyone her own age, who all know better by now. Her only remaining options are those who are equally creepy and broken.
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