🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Regardless if the scale worked or not, you're the size of a mini Cooper, you're as wide as you are tall, Amber. Bust into your lego funds and buy another  new scale.
 
Calories said:
She says she thinks the scale is incorrect because she measured a gallon of water and it showed 1 lb. Bathroom scales that measure high weights like 700 lbs won’t be very accurate at low weights.

They’re also sensitive to where you put them on the floor.
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Or she needs to replace the fucking batteries but is pretending not to know this, because it is the best she can come up with for today's contrived attempt at Youtube drama. The "one gallon weighing one pound" thing is likely not even true, it's obviously her flimsy attempt to farm engagement by baiting comments trying to extrapolate from there and speculate what her real weight must be if the scale has been under-reporting her weight by a similarly large margin. But it's so important for Hamber to weigh herself regularly you guise, she needs to be diligent tracking all those half pound weight fluctuations, how else will her viewers know if she's grossly fucking obese???
 
She's such a nasty bitch, and poor Twinkie. She deserves so much better than that cunt.
 
scoootiepuff said:
At this point does it really matter if you're 500 lbs or 600 lbs?
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Reminds me of that short lived era of Hamber documenting the .5 lbs on a white board everyday like that mattered. Bitch, you’re the weight of a vending machine, and you’re shaped like one too, until I see some actual pounds shed those .5 lbs you fluctuate aren’t going to shed those ankle balls anytime soon.
 
So, if her logic about the scale is right that means for every 8 lbs it is off by 7 lbs in favor of being lighter. So if we take her at face value that she is only (good Lord only) 500lbs on the scale that means that it is off by 71 lbs, putting her at 571...which by the looks of her is probably pretty accurate.
Not a good cope there Jan.
 
Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger said:
So, if her logic about the scale is right that means for every 8 lbs it is off by 7 lbs in favor of being lighter. So if we take her at face value that she is only (good Lord only) 500lbs on the scale that means that it is off by 71 lbs, putting her at 571...which by the looks of her is probably pretty accurate.
Not a good cope there Jan.
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Bro, go back to math class.

Also if Hamber had half a brain she would have weighed herself and then weighed herself holding the gallon of water and done the math...

Oh wait...
 
Amberlynn logic:
I didn’t lie about having sock accounts, I just accidentally posted under a friends account.
I didn’t lie about my weight, my scale is broken.
I didn’t lie about having my thyroid tested, I just assumed it was.
I didn’t lie about being raped, I just used the wrong word.
I don’t understand why no one believes a word I say!
 
a hapless toad said:
I think that calculator is extremely generous, because it says my very fond of booze and pack a day smoker for 25 years ass is going to live to 80, lol :disagree:. That said, I could see her making it to 40, but her quality of life is going to be shit.
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The problem with that calculator is that it doesn’t tell you your quality of life. 3 out of 4 of my grandparents lived into their 90’s, the fourth was a veteran that only made his 60’s. My parents made their 90s. What it doesn’t tell you is that the quality of their lives was shithouse in their last decade. So you may well make your 80’s but wish you didn’t.
 
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