🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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she spent an entire paycheck on layyygos and toys ...

literally burning money on children toys... but cant afford actual health improvements

makes sense.

Unfortunately i think she is gonna be able to write off a portion of those expenses on her taxes.

I also think, due to the madness of the situation, she wouldn’t be able to write off any medication thus there is no reason to do it.
 
Here is the clip about how she is going to be taking cute photos in these parachutes, sorry underwear. She's just click-baiting with this. Even if she did have someone to take them for there's no way you'd ever be able to see them over her gunt. You'd see maybe the color and that was it, unless she's doing ass pics. Ugh, that was Islamic content rating of a thought.
 
If we start getting shampoo/hygiene product hauls, we know she's speaking with someone seriously.
How is it possible that there are still people who want to date her, unreal.

I think it's this castle, for only $399.99, the prices for both are insane, also Mario, way too expensive, Lego is so fucking greedy. What is she doing with all the Lego, didn't she gave away the Titanic when she moved? Also most of the stuff she buys is just dumb like the Lego sneaker.
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And here I am, old-fagging as I recall how pacifiers used to be part of the club scene because you were going to get royally fucked up on whatever pills were floating around that night and didn't want your teeth damaged from subsequent jaw clenching or chatter. When pacifiers were used by tweekers to avoid enamel damage.

Fuck, I feel old.

On topic, AL is fat and I would not have sex with her.

Fun fact: it’s still a thing in the club/drug scene so don’t feel too old
 
Chantal's out there being Carmen Sandiego running from the law and so Amber decides to literally show us her underpants.
What a time to be alive.
 
I put Amber’s info into this calculator and it came back with a life expectancy of 36. She’s nearing the end. I’ll be shocked if she makes it that long.

Unfortunately that calculator doesn’t take in account for death fats that are part cockroach.

Plot armor says she gonna make it to at least 40.

Hell the gunt is 41 and she still beezin.
I think that calculator is extremely generous, because it says my very fond of booze and pack a day smoker for 25 years ass is going to live to 80, lol :disagree:. That said, I could see her making it to 40, but her quality of life is going to be shit.
 
Here is the clip about how she is going to be taking cute photos in these parachutes, sorry underwear. She's just click-baiting with this. Even if she did have someone to take them for there's no way you'd ever be able to see them over her gunt. You'd see maybe the color and that was it, unless she's doing ass pics. Ugh, that was Islamic content rating of a thought.

Is she trying to hint at leaning into still being with Emily or is she leaning into fishing for another carer? Shes not posting them on onlyfans so what the fuck is she gonna do with photos of herself in just tarp granny underwear?

Visual reminder that amber is literally roughly a 5 foot sphere of fat.
 
Unfortunately i think she is gonna be able to write off a portion of those expenses on her taxes.

I also think, due to the madness of the situation, she wouldn’t be able to write off any medication thus there is no reason to do it.
I know it's popular opinion that she does this. But I'm split between yes, because she's petty enough to do that. And no, because no she's too stupid to do that. Plus imagine trying to explain to a tax accountant that at least $10k a year in layyygos is a business expense. You need records of purchase to claim as expenses and unless she's got plot armor as thick as DSP's to claim that $1k a week in WWE Champions pulls was business related to an accountant, auditor, AND judge who's both dumb and lazy enough to let it slide so she can go home early... I could see it either way.
 
I know it's popular opinion that she does this. But I'm split between yes, because she's petty enough to do that. And no, because no she's too stupid to do that. Plus imagine trying to explain to a tax accountant that at least $10k a year in layyygos is a business expense. You need records of purchase to claim as expenses and unless she's got plot armor as thick as DSP's to claim that $1k a week in WWE Champions pulls was business related to an accountant, auditor, AND judge who's both dumb and lazy enough to let it slide so she can go home early... I could see it either way.
I'm under the inclination that she's going to try and be unsuccessful. A reasonable person could look at the Lego purchases and go "mmm. I guess you can write off x amount of the ones you built on camera" because that would make them an official part of her non-tent. An accountant isn't going to put their credibility on the line for a write off as ridiculous as $10k in toy purchases for a channel that's never claimed to be a toy or gaming channel
 
I'm under the inclination that she's going to try and be unsuccessful. A reasonable person could look at the Lego purchases and go "mmm. I guess you can write off x amount of the ones you built on camera" because that would make them an official part of her non-tent. An accountant isn't going to put their credibility on the line for a write off as ridiculous as $10k in toy purchases for a channel that's never claimed to be a toy or gaming channel
"Ummm acktchoolee... you guise have to rullize that some accountants are just kind of layzeeeee.... the girl wouldn't let me write off 10k worth of expurt leygoes as a business expense, like genuineleeeee... she tried to blame the IRS whatever that is but I know she just didn't want to do the work situation type deal..."
 
Is she finally TRULY starting to feel the decline of her relevance? I know its been that way for a while but I think it has gotten to the point that even Big Al's ego has recognized the reality.
 
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