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keemstar versus zachary michael, how beck proposed, & growing up in poverty | let's talk ep. 9
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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I refuse to listen to the ring on a vibrator proposal story again.
Also imagine being so desperate for views and money that you have to use Becky's name in your title so people think it's more drama.
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She's not lyeen about getting a CT scan. Big cities have Torrid size 6 machines for big gorls.
Yeah, bigger cities do have bigger CT scans, you know what else bigger cities have? Zoos! Coincidence?
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Yeah, bigger cities do have bigger CT scans, you know what else bigger cities have? Zoos! Coincidence?
We're not doing the fucking zoo CT scan myth again.
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Thanks, time to finally do this.
We open to Exasperatedlynn, telling us of the anxiety she's been feeling and reecapping the recent medica drama, from her desiring GLP-1 to her getting back to the ER for the second time. Sounds like bs tbh, from my experience the ER doesn't give a fuck unless you're, yknow, in an actual fucking emergency. She just doesn't want to waste anyone's time y'all, she feels so bad for taking up other people's time. Short shot in front of the hospital, no blood clot.
New shot in front of Denny's with mommalynn. Tells some lie about two guys recognizing her at Denny's backed up by mommalynn. Next day, this is before the member's livestream and she just doesn't know how it's gonna go you guise. Feels a lot better after the livestream. Next shot is in the bathroom she is cleaning and claims she will clean the litterbox later.
Next day. She tells us that when she logged in to see her medicla info, her reading say she has the same thing she used to have years ago whereshe lied her doctors couldn't figure out whether it was a collapsed lung or a bood clot (wasn't it just a nodule). Shows us the chef salad she will eat. Next shot, she's editing a video and noticed she looks weird bc she forgot to do her eyebrows. (Alright fuck it, I'm getting more to drink, this is just so fucking boring). Next shot after the shower, shows us what shampoo and conditioner she uses (also some oil she puts in her hair). Also medical update, the referral number isn't picking up. Also someone snagged an opening for an appointment (lol).
A couple days later, getting ready to go to...what else, bingo. Is annoyed cuz she threw away her vapes after seeing she still has that lung thing. Few shots at bingo and I do not care. Back at home, she tells us about how she superchatted keemstar. Her mom got her a cherry decoration.
Next day, we are in the closet. Should be noted that, no, we do not get to see the washcloth cubby. Goes to get a drink from 7/11 with mom before she babysits her step niece and nephew and going to some sobriety event with her mom. We are also at bingo again. Back home and... oh hey, fat fuck has finally learned what hail is. Remember when a couple months ago she just indredulously described ice hitting her window?
Next day. She does not Dr Pepper Blackberry Zero Sugar. Says she enjoyed her time yesterday. No Amazon haul or lego update. Oh, she has a scentbird subscription. Unsurprising, somehow. Tarot time. This week we have:
New shot in front of Denny's with mommalynn. Tells some lie about two guys recognizing her at Denny's backed up by mommalynn. Next day, this is before the member's livestream and she just doesn't know how it's gonna go you guise. Feels a lot better after the livestream. Next shot is in the bathroom she is cleaning and claims she will clean the litterbox later.
Next day. She tells us that when she logged in to see her medicla info, her reading say she has the same thing she used to have years ago where
A couple days later, getting ready to go to...what else, bingo. Is annoyed cuz she threw away her vapes after seeing she still has that lung thing. Few shots at bingo and I do not care. Back at home, she tells us about how she superchatted keemstar. Her mom got her a cherry decoration.
Next day, we are in the closet. Should be noted that, no, we do not get to see the washcloth cubby. Goes to get a drink from 7/11 with mom before she babysits her step niece and nephew and going to some sobriety event with her mom. We are also at bingo again. Back home and... oh hey, fat fuck has finally learned what hail is. Remember when a couple months ago she just indredulously described ice hitting her window?
Next day. She does not Dr Pepper Blackberry Zero Sugar. Says she enjoyed her time yesterday. No Amazon haul or lego update. Oh, she has a scentbird subscription. Unsurprising, somehow. Tarot time. This week we have:
Nurturing
Guidance: Help from a higher being (like a psychopomp guiding her to... wherever pet killers go?)
Potion: Practice self love
Dumb interpretation of the cards from Amber. Kissy outro bye.Guidance: Help from a higher being (like a psychopomp guiding her to... wherever pet killers go?)
Potion: Practice self love
Thank you. As for this one, @waddle pm got all the important stuff (thanks so much for that btw, these are insufferable to watch), so I'll just do a little addendum.
The 5 Questions:
Q: Why were you so proud of yourself for not weighing in daily?
A: She's working on her relationship with the scale too and those fluctuations woudl triggur her.
Q: Have you noticed your face also swells when you're swollen?
A: Yes
Q: Is it true that you would stay this size if it was healthy?
A: Short answer is yes.
Q: What do you mean you feel lethargic feeling french fries?
A: Real long nothing answer, like everyone feels that way after eating junk food, I feel so much better when eating healthy food you guise
Q: Why'd you go to Denny's after the hospital?
A: They were hungry and they didn't want to cook anything (and I guess Amber already inhaled all those frozen meals from the last big haul)
After this it's just...god, I just could not imagine being this pathetic. Just...so whiny like, wahh wahh someone asked me how I was doing and I cried stfu bitch. But yeah, no diabeetus. "I have the very thing that causes people to gain weight" uhm excuse me, I think that's just called "eating like a fucking asshole". THe only thing you have consistently doing since your methgobbler shat you out all those years ago. "What next?" Hopefully death. Wahh wahhs about mental health and having to take medicine.
Goal Review:
Work on relationship with food: Success
New goals:
1. Keep a food journal (oh so calorie counting minus, can't wait for that to run it's course in a couple weeks)
2. Take medication as directed (with her track record? Fucking impossible)
Her weight this week? 516.0 or, as I'd like to say, still fucking fat. Whines some more, no kissy kissy, bye.
Q: Why were you so proud of yourself for not weighing in daily?
A: She's working on her relationship with the scale too and those fluctuations woudl triggur her.
Q: Have you noticed your face also swells when you're swollen?
A: Yes
Q: Is it true that you would stay this size if it was healthy?
A: Short answer is yes.
Q: What do you mean you feel lethargic feeling french fries?
A: Real long nothing answer, like everyone feels that way after eating junk food, I feel so much better when eating healthy food you guise
Q: Why'd you go to Denny's after the hospital?
A: They were hungry and they didn't want to cook anything (and I guess Amber already inhaled all those frozen meals from the last big haul)
After this it's just...god, I just could not imagine being this pathetic. Just...so whiny like, wahh wahh someone asked me how I was doing and I cried stfu bitch. But yeah, no diabeetus. "I have the very thing that causes people to gain weight" uhm excuse me, I think that's just called "eating like a fucking asshole". THe only thing you have consistently doing since your methgobbler shat you out all those years ago. "What next?" Hopefully death. Wahh wahhs about mental health and having to take medicine.
Goal Review:
Work on relationship with food: Success
New goals:
1. Keep a food journal (oh so calorie counting minus, can't wait for that to run it's course in a couple weeks)
2. Take medication as directed (with her track record? Fucking impossible)
Her weight this week? 516.0 or, as I'd like to say, still fucking fat. Whines some more, no kissy kissy, bye.
Thanks. ...Contemplating getting a third drink...eh, I've got nowhere I have to be tomorrow, fuck it. Also I'm gonna be real, anything regarding the Becky proposal will be straight up skipped unless there's new info (dubitable). We've heard this story more often than some of us here had birthdays.
Hello hello, gorlie looks like her face is about to explode, courtesy of her crying (as usual).
Segment 1: Sweet & Sour
KCHIJuarez: She didn't silence you. You embarrassed her with the engagement story. I'd be mad too if i was her. (30 hearts)
A: Blah Blah usual bitching and SKIP
ranchgirlie33: Amberlynn. look at all the positivity in the chat! The change is comin. (1 heart) (Hopefully the change from 'breathing' to 'vegetable')
A: Irrelevant response.
Sailormercury1990: Yup. I keep saying why does VM sound like the same people every damn week (8 hearts)
A: Everyone has supposedly been from a different person
chopsuey2716: Why she keep saying she had a CT scan? She was too fat years ago and she didn't get it. She's heavier than before but Willy Nilly getting scans now?
A: I'm not heavier now, I said I got one because I did, she got multiple CT scans in a bigger city
Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea
Q: What do you consider "improving your relationship with food? What have you done to improve it?
A; No longer labelling foods as good/bad, figuring out her triggers and coping mechanisms, eating slower, smth about an all or nothing approach, not watching eating content, fullness cues
Q: It's free reign not free range
A: "I'm probably gonna forget" well...
Alright so I refuse to put this shit on any less than 2x speed, but I guess this next one was someone riffing on her "I'm so worried about my health" spiel by pointing out Denny's, and Amber goes for the fatty defense of "hEaLtHy OpTiOnS"
Q: Why don't you ever do a low sodium diet?
A: Well actshelly, my sodiumzzzz were low in my lab results, soooooo
Someone points out that Amber sucks up to Keemstar and loves when he makes fun of her as opposed to ZM, to which she tries to be like "well Keemstar is a troll" yeah ok fatty but it's more like you are boring as all fuck and need someone to keep you relevant so that you may inhale "healthy options" by the fuckload
Oh my god, this next one is about those totally real guys at Denny's, it's a lie anyway, SKIP!
Segment 3; The Lynnterview (May God deliver me from this evil
)
Q: Where do you think the line is between weight = genetics and due to environmental factors/personal choice/lifestyle? (god I hate it when my genetics make me defy the laws of thermodynamics)
A: She thinks it's because of genetics, which is on par for Amber, Seeker of Excuses, but also environmental
Q: (bruh that voice is so faggy, is that gay speech thing?) Annyoing question about accountability regarding Destiny and Becky about why never have to take any
A: Amber seizes this moment to go on one of her usual expected rants (as though she's forgetting everyone, including my pre-farms self, gave Destiny a lot of flak for tossing that kitten behind her, and the fact that Becky has her own thread here )
Q: How do you handle setbacks without getting discouraged? (the trick is never truly intending to do anything to begin with, dipshit)
A: "Somehow, I just pick myself back up"
Q: Where's the fitbit? Where did that Apple Watch you used to have go? What diet do you think is gonna work for you? What's it gonna take? (Holy fuck did no one ever tell these bitches to shut up!?)
A: The fitbit is broke (I hope it gets a job soon), she lost the Apple watch, she doesn't know, wOrKiNg On My RelAtIoNsHiP wItH FoOd
Q: Your egg intolerance could be a side effect of your gall bladder (it's a side effect of her uniqueitis ya div) and then proceeds to talk about themselves.
A: No I had it since I was a little girl.
Q: What would your catchphrase be ( I think this guy is specifically talking regarding merch?)? What was your favorite diet?
A: She doesn't know, her favorite diet was Jenny Craig
Q: If you could start your YouTube career from scratch with all your knowledge, would you change the way you did your journey?
A: Yes.
Q: When will you ever release any information on your foster journey and what happened to you in that time?
A: It's touchy so not anytime soon. So much trawma you guize! But she's totally always ready to answer things.
Q: How do you plan to deal with this (speaking of the scarcity mindset) in the longterm?
A: DUring her roundabout answer, she claims they shared everything in the children's shelter (speaking of clothes specifically). Oh and what do you know, she doesn't know. Just gives some vague answer and that LEGO makes her feel better about all that shit.
Segment 4: Tea or Tale
S: Amberlynn is dumb for not reading her oracle cards in the right order.
A: Some bs about oracle structure I will not deign to describe in greater detail
S: Amberlynn only showers and cleans in her vlogs to prove she can.
A: Alright bitch no one has ever worded it in this way fucking ever. Fatty is literally just wording shit to feel high and mighty for dispelling it.
S: Amberlynn did the right thing by going to the hospital.
A: I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU GUISE, also I have really bad health anxiedee, also some talk about cancer, she's just so worried for her health after her cancer (not worried enough to endeavour to not be 500+ lbs though apparently)
Segment 5: Bad Choices (like what I did when I decided to triple dose on Amberlynn videos today)
Q: Have you ever had sex at work?
A: No (that would require having a job and having sex, so she's 0 for 2 here, really)
Q: Have you ever lied abotu your weight on your driver's license?
A: No (that would require having a driver's license)
Q: During sex, have you ever tried to finger someone's ass without their permission?
A: No (that would require having sex)
Q: Would you marry a billionaire even if it meant you could never see your family again?
A: Depends, could she still talk to them? If so, yes. (Also, that would require having someone willing to put a ring on you, and so far you had... uh, no-neck Beck)
Q: Have you ever pretended to sleep while someone was having sex in the same room?
A: Implies yeah when she was a teenager (is this that all girls home lie?)
Oh thank fuck, we've reached the end. Kissy outro bye, fuck off.
Segment 1: Sweet & Sour
KCHIJuarez: She didn't silence you. You embarrassed her with the engagement story. I'd be mad too if i was her. (30 hearts)
A: Blah Blah usual bitching and SKIP
ranchgirlie33: Amberlynn. look at all the positivity in the chat! The change is comin. (1 heart) (Hopefully the change from 'breathing' to 'vegetable')
A: Irrelevant response.
Sailormercury1990: Yup. I keep saying why does VM sound like the same people every damn week (8 hearts)
A: Everyone has supposedly been from a different person
chopsuey2716: Why she keep saying she had a CT scan? She was too fat years ago and she didn't get it. She's heavier than before but Willy Nilly getting scans now?
A: I'm not heavier now, I said I got one because I did, she got multiple CT scans in a bigger city
Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea
Q: What do you consider "improving your relationship with food? What have you done to improve it?
A; No longer labelling foods as good/bad, figuring out her triggers and coping mechanisms, eating slower, smth about an all or nothing approach, not watching eating content, fullness cues
Q: It's free reign not free range
A: "I'm probably gonna forget" well...
Alright so I refuse to put this shit on any less than 2x speed, but I guess this next one was someone riffing on her "I'm so worried about my health" spiel by pointing out Denny's, and Amber goes for the fatty defense of "hEaLtHy OpTiOnS"
Q: Why don't you ever do a low sodium diet?
A: Well actshelly, my sodiumzzzz were low in my lab results, soooooo
Someone points out that Amber sucks up to Keemstar and loves when he makes fun of her as opposed to ZM, to which she tries to be like "well Keemstar is a troll" yeah ok fatty but it's more like you are boring as all fuck and need someone to keep you relevant so that you may inhale "healthy options" by the fuckload
Oh my god, this next one is about those totally real guys at Denny's, it's a lie anyway, SKIP!
Segment 3; The Lynnterview (May God deliver me from this evil
)Q: Where do you think the line is between weight = genetics and due to environmental factors/personal choice/lifestyle? (god I hate it when my genetics make me defy the laws of thermodynamics)
A: She thinks it's because of genetics, which is on par for Amber, Seeker of Excuses, but also environmental
Q: (bruh that voice is so faggy, is that gay speech thing?) Annyoing question about accountability regarding Destiny and Becky about why never have to take any
A: Amber seizes this moment to go on one of her usual expected rants (as though she's forgetting everyone, including my pre-farms self, gave Destiny a lot of flak for tossing that kitten behind her, and the fact that Becky has her own thread here )
Q: How do you handle setbacks without getting discouraged? (the trick is never truly intending to do anything to begin with, dipshit)
A: "Somehow, I just pick myself back up"
Q: Where's the fitbit? Where did that Apple Watch you used to have go? What diet do you think is gonna work for you? What's it gonna take? (Holy fuck did no one ever tell these bitches to shut up!?)
A: The fitbit is broke (I hope it gets a job soon), she lost the Apple watch, she doesn't know, wOrKiNg On My RelAtIoNsHiP wItH FoOd
Q: Your egg intolerance could be a side effect of your gall bladder (it's a side effect of her uniqueitis ya div) and then proceeds to talk about themselves.
A: No I had it since I was a little girl.
Q: What would your catchphrase be ( I think this guy is specifically talking regarding merch?)? What was your favorite diet?
A: She doesn't know, her favorite diet was Jenny Craig
Q: If you could start your YouTube career from scratch with all your knowledge, would you change the way you did your journey?
A: Yes.
Q: When will you ever release any information on your foster journey and what happened to you in that time?
A: It's touchy so not anytime soon. So much trawma you guize! But she's totally always ready to answer things.
Q: How do you plan to deal with this (speaking of the scarcity mindset) in the longterm?
A: DUring her roundabout answer, she claims they shared everything in the children's shelter (speaking of clothes specifically). Oh and what do you know, she doesn't know. Just gives some vague answer and that LEGO makes her feel better about all that shit.
Segment 4: Tea or Tale
S: Amberlynn is dumb for not reading her oracle cards in the right order.
A: Some bs about oracle structure I will not deign to describe in greater detail
S: Amberlynn only showers and cleans in her vlogs to prove she can.
A: Alright bitch no one has ever worded it in this way fucking ever. Fatty is literally just wording shit to feel high and mighty for dispelling it.
S: Amberlynn did the right thing by going to the hospital.
A: I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU GUISE, also I have really bad health anxiedee, also some talk about cancer, she's just so worried for her health after her cancer (not worried enough to endeavour to not be 500+ lbs though apparently)
Segment 5: Bad Choices (like what I did when I decided to triple dose on Amberlynn videos today)
Q: Have you ever had sex at work?
A: No (that would require having a job and having sex, so she's 0 for 2 here, really)
Q: Have you ever lied abotu your weight on your driver's license?
A: No (that would require having a driver's license)
Q: During sex, have you ever tried to finger someone's ass without their permission?
A: No (that would require having sex)
Q: Would you marry a billionaire even if it meant you could never see your family again?
A: Depends, could she still talk to them? If so, yes. (Also, that would require having someone willing to put a ring on you, and so far you had... uh, no-neck Beck)
Q: Have you ever pretended to sleep while someone was having sex in the same room?
A: Implies yeah when she was a teenager (is this that all girls home lie?)
Oh thank fuck, we've reached the end. Kissy outro bye, fuck off.
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I just don't understand why she wouldn't want something like Zepbound. It's actual work to lose weight by your own means, but GLP-1s are an easy way out. Why does she refuse to take it? Is there some kind of joy she gets out of being fat? It's not like she's a HAES supporter.
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She has a fundamental psychological urge to overeat. GLP-1s can take away her physical appetite but not the profound mental issues that have caused her to become this weight to begin with. She would need intense and regular therapy for it to begin to have an effect, and Amberlynn needs to be a Victim more than she needs to fix her life.
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IMO- It’s not about hunger cues, or keto vs Omad. This girl decided she was gonna be disabled by her gargantuan weight, and then did it. Maybe influence from a fat family member? Idk. But I do know it was a conscious decision because Amber was behaving disabled (using scooters, having gf bathe her) way before she was actually impaired. This stuff started in VA with Krystle. She was just over 300 back then and very active. She just didn’t want to be. I think she likes the appearance of “I wish I could be out there swimming with the sharks, but ho hum, poor me, too fat”
Also, I’d definitely never have sex with her. For the record
Also, I’d definitely never have sex with her. For the record
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Kinda funny considering how deep in her food addiction she is
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Having to click bait a single question about ZM to try to bait him into a response when he's been choosing not to cover her and she needs attention lol
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Just a quick compilation of her past 4 or so videos. She really needs that money!
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I was looking at Fat Amber's channel and she really doesn't pull the numbers like she used to.
Bet she's been contacting reactors like crazy, begging them to pick a fight with her to get attention, otherwise she's gonna have to tap into her food delivery budget to buy subscribers and views again.
Bet she's been contacting reactors like crazy, begging them to pick a fight with her to get attention, otherwise she's gonna have to tap into her food delivery budget to buy subscribers and views again.
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She LOVES to stuff her face. She's a housebound landwhale with no friends. What else is she going to do? You can disassemble a Lego set and assemble it again only so many times.
TLDR: She likes to eat, she likes the act of stuffing her face.
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Amber claims she can not take an all or nothing approach where she is at a point where it is literally do or die
Do they do coffins in a lego kit?
Do they do coffins in a lego kit?
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Only at expert level
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And how many sets would she need to combine to make one hippo-sized coffin?
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One last, enormous fuck-you-all gesture of consumerism. I can totally see it.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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I was hoping for a coffin made out normal size legos but that is technically a Lego coffin.
I dunno I feel like a giant Amazon box or an UberEats bag would be more appropriate.