🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I mean, I kind of figured any doctor worth their salt would have figured out her thyroid was fucked. Still doesn't change the fact she'd still be eating too many calories to lose weight, but with an under-active thyroid it is even worse. I've lived with hypothyroidism and only got diagnosed as an adult. When I first got on medicine for it, I started losing weight I was struggling with like it was nothing. That being said, I'd still say Amberlynn would still have problems losing even if she had her thyroid levels in check. She just eats too much. And at that weight, being able to not reach a calorie deficit is impressive. The thyroid issue being addressed will make that deficit a little more lax, but I still think she'd be going over it regularly.
 
Swole McPole said:
I got a acquired hypothyroidism diagnosis about two years ago. I've also got a really sweet tooth. I'm about twenty eight pounds over my ideal weight.
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No need to powerlevel, but since you have: those 28 pounds would go away if you just committed to eating slightly less of everything.

Not sure how old you are - and please don't share more personal info - but if this weight gain is also coinciding with the beginning of a new decade of life starting from around age 30, your metabolism is also naturally going to slow down through each decade. The caloric amount one ate at 30, one cannot eat at 40 without weight gain. And again, we're talking like 100-200 calories less per decade to maintain weight. This is why very old people have such little appetite - they don't burn many calories as they did when younger.

However, the phrase "after fifty, it's your face or your fanny" exists for a reason. If one maintains their same weight from their twenties into their fifties and beyond, your face will age more rapidly. Sometimes a lady must chose to either make peace with the extra 10-15 pounds menopause wrought upon them in order to keep a more youthful looking face, or sacrifice the fall season of life's beauty as their face crinkles and falls without the extra fat to plump it out.

Thread tax: Ambie's moonface tells us that she's six hundred pounds of fat and no one will have sex with her.
 
I was pondering as to why Fat Amber would be so upset at having low thyroid.
Then it occurred to me, if she's prescribed Levothyroxine? One has to take it on an empty stomach and wait an hour before eating.
lol There's a good chance she's mourning that hour where she could be stuffing her face.
 
“unexpected unfortunate diagnosis”

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-Jack- said:
I don't know mammalynn, maybe because she's a compulsive liar who lies about the pettiest shit?
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Mekahineyho said:
I think Amber asked her mom to lie with her about subscribers in Dennys. The more I see of Kristine the more she seems super naive but also a liar like her daughter.
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Mamalynn is absolutely a compulsive liar. Her whole Cologuard story about how her "sample" was too big was nonsense, That's not how Cologuard works. But she was absolutely giddy about having an audience to listen to her.

Also my elderly mom is prediabetic and has hypothyroidism yet she's 5'4" and 125 ell bees. She also exercises daily and eats properly. Get a new excuse, Hambo.
 
Eskimoto said:
These are her final months, I have zero doubt. She’s going to celebrate the new diagnosis by doing what she always does; making piss poor choices and blaming the consequences on “muh thyroid”. But I think cancer will take her long before the weight does. There’s a look people who have cancer get, it’s a hollow-eyed pallor that once you recognize, it’s easy to see. She’s had it for the last 6 months.
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Wouldn't she rapidly lose weight if she had cancer?
 
Baking Muffins said:
Also worth noting that A1c can test falsely low due to liver disease, which years of fatty liver could absolutely cause. IIRC, she mentioned a potential fatty liver after a health scare in the past (not watching hours of fat to find it).

So, basically, I wouldn’t trust an A1c test
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When she was with Becky in the apartment she said she was diagnosed at 20 with fatty liver, in the ER, while there for something else. She rambled on for a few minutes (this was during Livestream era) then settled on it probably not being too bad because she isn't yellow all the time anymore.
 
multiverse said:
No need to powerlevel, but since you have: those 28 pounds would go away if you just committed to eating slightly less of everything.

Not sure how old you are - and please don't share more personal info - but if this weight gain is also coinciding with the beginning of a new decade of life starting from around age 30, your metabolism is also naturally going to slow down through each decade. The caloric amount one ate at 30, one cannot eat at 40 without weight gain. And again, we're talking like 100-200 calories less per decade to maintain weight. This is why very old people have such little appetite - they don't burn many calories as they did when younger.

However, the phrase "after fifty, it's your face or your fanny" exists for a reason. If one maintains their same weight from their twenties into their fifties and beyond, your face will age more rapidly. Sometimes a lady must chose to either make peace with the extra 10-15 pounds menopause wrought upon them in order to keep a more youthful looking face, or sacrifice the fall season of life's beauty as their face crinkles and falls without the extra fat to plump it out.

Thread tax: Ambie's moonface tells us that she's six hundred pounds of fat and no one will have sex with her.
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Nice of you not posting this to "Fat People Admitting They're Fat in the Deathfats Threads Hall of Shame - & we would not have sex with you" :heart-full:

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Does this bitch not know how common hypothyroidism is? And how the weight gain comes from fatigue, meaning you're not running around burning off calories? And how it doesn't cause people to eat ALL THE FOODS?!
 
Just how defiant Amber is in regards to taking meds that would help save her fucking life, or at least make life easier for her is hilarious to me. She reminds me of those dumbass wannabe welfare queens that think using contraception will make them fat, so they end up having 6+ kids, instead of just dealing with the extra 5-10lbs that a contraceptive might make them gain, or using a different type.
Like the alternative to taking the meds is worse than the thing she's scared the meds might do. Kinda surprised she hasn't bandied around an 'ODD' diagnosis, otherwise known as Stupid Nasty Bitch Disorder. But I guess it's not as cute and quirky as BPD.
 
Oh so she has hypothyroidism now? And that’s the cause of the 400 extra elbees? YouTuber Chelsea Callahan also has hypothyroidism, whip thin and runs marathons.
 
So does she have diabetes now, I guess it's click bait, not watching. But would be nice if she would finally get it.

Talking about metabolism, the real problem is that people who age usually do less workout and move less, so muscle mass goes down, and that brings the whole system down. You can prevent a lot of that by simply stating active, and also make sure to get enough high quality protein in. How good that Hamber does nothing of that.
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I almost don't wanna say this as a relative newbie who doesn't even post, but WTF happened to this thread the last few pages? I saw like 3 people assuming something just from the title and running with it as if they'd watched the video, and a bunch of others sharing their or their family's diabetes/hypothyroidism/fatty stories... doesn't read like the farms almost.

But I'm not trying to derail the thread, so to make up for my complaining I've actually watched the entire video to summarize. (Apologies if I'm leaving things out, but Amber has done the same shit for a decade now, lol)

-The word "swollen" makes an appearance again, and of course it's the reason her face is fat.
-Says she "feels an urgency" to lose weight and "cares so much", lmfao.
-Feels so much better after eating healthy meals compared to fast food... (Okay I'm starting to see why people are just not bothering to watch and assuming shit, her videos are the most boring deja vu moments at this point)
-Backstory for why she had to go to Denny's after the hospital. (It was "so late" and she "couldn't cook something", making it sound as if she regularly cooks, or is a busy person, l-o-l)
-Now the hysterectomy is what's making it hard for her to lose weight. And she's so depressed and anxious you guize.
-Super proud and smug about "not even being prediabetic"

She doesn't have diabetes, that was clickbait as expected.

Anyway, as you can see, her life is just so crazy guys but she's totally making better choices.

Edit: Forgot to mention her hypothyroidism. Probably gave it to herself by being so fat but what do I know.
 
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The HIV test could be as simple as her telling the ER she's a lezbean and they probably test all homosexual people for it in a panel since it has a higher chance of being a cause of an issue.
 
waddle said:
I almost don't wanna say this as a relative newbie who doesn't even post, but WTF happened to this thread the last few pages? I saw like 3 people assuming something just from the title and running with it as if they'd watched the video, and a bunch of others sharing their or their family's diabetes/hypothyroidism/fatty stories... doesn't read like the farms almost.
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Probably because the people commenting on these forums are actual living human beings with lives, families, and stories of our own and not no-life fucks that only talk about Amber all day long. There's not much going on with the bitch, it's the same thing week after week after week. Excuse people for talking. Excuse people for having lives and speaking momentarily about them. Sorry for existing. Forgive us Lord for we have sinned.
 
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