🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I wish she'd hurry up and just hurple aboard the body positivity bandwagon already, she's really ramped up the body shameeeeeeen and fatphobyuh whinging recently and it feels like she's lubing us up for it.
 
Even Amber's dog is fat. I don't want anyone to be surprised in the least bit when Amber goes on YT crying that Twonks is dead within the next couple years. That's if she does not fatly bounce off this mortal coil before the dog.
 
Insulin reid said:
She HATES women. Like women in general, living life. She may be attracted to women but she doesn't like women. She hates femininity unless its hers. She hates sexuality being expressed unless its her. She especially hates thin women doing exactly what she wants to do (think taking selfies..... on a rock wall or being a stripper) she fucking hates women. She hates women doing womanly things unless its her doing them and its fucking weird. It’s really shitty, she pretends to love women but she just sexualizes them like a straight man would.

Sorry to be super gay for a minute but it’s not even like cute lesbian Sapphic love. It’s like how a teen girl sees men sexualize women and that's how she acts towards them. Her love of the fairer sex is such a cartoon version of how love is supposed to be. Ambers whole outlook on love is literally a tween girl emulating what she sees adults do on TV.
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Amber resents women because she’s not able to realize that they’ve all gone through shit, and that they’re not 600 pounds because of it. Anyone ranging from super skinny to (comparatively) reasonably morbidly obese is ‘lucky’ in her eyes, and was handed the lottery by breathing. She can’t wrap her toddler brain around the fact that it’s VERY difficult to get past 300 pounds, much less maintain it.

Hell, my brother is 6’2” and maxed out at 325 being sedentary, eating nothing but huge fast food combos for every meal, and spending too much time playing WOW. He wanted to get his BMI to the level needed to get gastric sleeve, had a GOAL of hitting 350, and couldn’t fucking do it. Sitting in his gaming chair and eating Taco Bell all day.

Amber sees every woman as competition, because she knows that she would never be anyone’s first choice. Instead of ever admitting this, she just nitpicks and belittles every woman around her to jab at their self esteem over time. I’m convinced that Amber only loves herself, food, and what others can do for her (mostly obtaining more food). I wouldn’t be surprised if we could plug ourselves into her mind that we’d find out she’s a lesbian because she finds women easier to manipulate, even if that is just her fishing for vulnerable people.

I think there’s a reason she likes butch women, but freaks out if they go trans, and that’s because it’s ‘too real’ for her. Men are big and scary and icky to toddler Amby, because they can actually fight back, in her eyes. There’s a reason why she had a fit when Jade shoved her over and cried about how she ‘didn’t feel safe’ to talk about it, and that’s because Jade acted ‘manly’ when she put her hands on her. That’s my opinion, anyway. She likes the aesthetic of masculinity, but not the All Men Bad side of being with an actual man.
 
dead stiff said:
I’m convinced that Amber only loves herself, food, and what others can do for her
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Trying to manipulate others is the closest thing Amber has ever gotten to actual purpose in life.

She has suffered in life, sure, but never STRUGGLED, as she’s never actually tried to achieve anything in her life for more than a few days. There is nothing meaningful that she has achieved in life beyond getting retarded lesbians to feed her. No education, career, physical achievements, philanthropy, and even her YouTube channel’s “success” has nothing to do with her effort, as she’s gotten even WORSE at making content.
 
dead stiff said:
think there’s a reason she likes butch women, but freaks out if they go trans, and that’s because it’s ‘too real’ for her. Men are big and scary and icky to toddler Amby, because they can actually fight back, in her eyes. There’s a reason why she had a fit when Jade shoved her over and cried about how she ‘didn’t feel safe’ to talk about it, and that’s because Jade acted ‘manly’ when she put her hands on her. That’s my opinion, anyway. She likes the aesthetic of masculinity, but not the All Men Bad side of being with an actual man.
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You might be onto something. Hambutt's bUtCh gorlfrands:

* A doughy welfare poon with a do-nothing, waste of oxygen welfare recipient mother.
* A fetal alcohol Spitting Image puppet
* A barely sentient big toe with Down Syndrome and a taste for Nickelodeon cartoons and fat, green haired bona-fide pedophiles.

She's never had a REAL bulldagger. A real butch would've slapped her ugly pedo dad's expression right off her moon face back to the time of Christ.
 
Amber needs another one of those frumpy gender ambiguous girlfriends to live her "best life." They're the only ones that are harmless enough to keep around long term.

They're slow enough to agree to indentured servitude if it meant a personal monthly $100 Walmart haul. Amber making so much money farting on the internet is a magical concept to them so cash is easy to control. Filming them sperg out on camera automatically gives her an extra few minutes of content. (Plus, it's fun watching the reaction orbiters find ways to gas up what looks like a middle school art class portfolio.)

Being so much of a freak bitch that she manages to scare away that breed of human is scary. As long as she keeps them away from therapy tiktok and lets them out of their kennels more, she could be living it up during her final days.
 
Show us what you really eat because this ain't it lard queen
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lostinwoods said:
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Makeup sperge: In a face made up solely of circles and semi-circles, Amber chooses to use makeup to emphasize the arc-like nature of her eyebrows. She should fill them in straighter and with more emphasis on the arch. As it is, her eyebrows look like furry brown beach umbrellas drawn in crayon by a kindergartener. The only straight lines are her eyeliner and her nasal-labial folds.

I mean ... the hoop earrings. Really? More circles? Is she going out on Halloween as the Olympic symbol?
 
maybe a pigeon said:
Makeup sperge: In a face made up solely of circles and semi-circles, Amber chooses to use makeup to emphasize the arc-like nature of her eyebrows. She should fill them in straighter and with more emphasis on the arch. As it is, her eyebrows look like furry brown beach umbrellas drawn in crayon by a kindergartener. The only straight lines are her eyeliner and her nasal-labial folds.

I mean ... the hoop earrings. Really? More circles? Is she going out on Halloween as the Olympic symbol?
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I don't know too much about makeup - the fancy stuff just seems like a hassle to me but I can do the basic basic stuff- but also, has no one told her the basic concepts of eyebrows? Hers aren't sisters or twins, they're more like distant cousins.
 
Even more 8008135 said:
Looks like The Fridge is now officially a combo model. So much for that previous weight loss.

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She may still be a fridge but at least she seems to have people in her life that care about her. She doesn't only have her ex crack head abusive mom as the only person to check on her if she died and drag her to bingo the one thing she does outside. Not as big or pathetic as big al the cat killer
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
She may still be a fridge but at least she seems to have people in her life that care about her. She doesn't only have her ex crack head abusive mom as the only person to check on her if she died and drag her to bingo the one thing she does outside. Not as big or pathetic as big al the cat killer
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I'm definitely interested in her response to this news because we all know she's going to address it one way or another.
 
lostinwoods said:
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The war of collogen vs gravity has been lost (maybe for a long time), but it is here where victory can be declared. her face is so heavy its stating to pull down all her features. Soon those fat cheeks will be more warble in her submental fupa. And the jowels starting up at the bridge of the nose is a great look as well. Impressive she has eaten her way out of the multi-chin face and is no almost back to a mono-chin.

We all know of "booby-doos" ..but what are we going to call it when her throat/ submental sticks out past her chin? And is she going to start saying "its muh submentalz ya'll" now that she knows that thats even called?
 
So she went to the ER for sharp pain in her left tit. They did a bunch of tests: blood, BP, EKG, CT scan and X-ray.

They didn’t find anything wrong but she has an elevated D-dimer which is an indication of clotting. I’m sure this will finally be a wake up call for her and she will unfatten herself.

The rest of the video was something about public livestreams, sharpies, gambling and tarot. I don’t remember, doesn’t matter.
 
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