We open up to Amber looking fat and unsexable as usual.
Segment 1: Sweet & Sour
tinaozuna3459: crazyyou still blame beck. (30 hearts)
Says she was just answering a rumor
kaymariesingerrrr: Love your hair you look gorgeous
(4 hearts)
Thanks so much etc.
eemmaamattsson: Beck is not even on the internet at the moment and all you do is talk about your exes. Do you not have anything more interesting to talk about? (20 hearts)
Doesn't care if she's not on the internet right now, she poked, Amber responds, "I have hundreds of things that I talk about" Fatty. The things you talk about don't even number in the tens)
Niicoli: I hope ur okay Amber
I love your makeup and hair (2 hearts)
Thank you etc.
Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea
Q: There's no point because you don't pick any of these questions.
A: Says that every question she picks is on here
Q:Adresses the 5 cookies from Cracker Barrel
A: Shills her livestream and redirects to her weigh in video
Says she can totally afford her medication
Q: Why have you bought Mr Snowflake's information?
A: Denies ever doing that
Q: Why don't you show the scale anymore?
A: I weigh myself naked (first off, I don't believe you'd go through the exhausting task of undressing and getting dressed again just for weighing in, secondly, clothes is really only a concern when weighing for people who don't weigh as much as a male silverback gorilla)
Q: Do you think 34 is an acceptable age to be behaving the way that you do?
A: Yeah.
Q: Why was Beck's health your responsibility but yours wasn't theirs? Let the hate commence for having a different opinion.
A: Oof
Q: Why is it everyone else's job to take you to the ER or make appointments?
A: No one ever made appointments for her. Also iF yOu'rE In A RelAtIoNsHip yada yada we've ehard this.
Q: How do you not understand how beautiful you actually are?
A: Thank you etc. Also because society tells her she's gross and ugly, which she is.
Q: Are you gonna give refunds to your members for not going live for two full hours last Tuesday night?
A: Says she's always done the full two hours, except one time she had the mentulz
Segment 3: The Lynnterview
Q: If you could erase one rumour about you forever and replace it with something esle, what would it be?
A: The rumor that she lied about the relationship she had as a teenager, she would create the rumour that she never went to college even though she did (I mean, it was a scam college)
Q: Id you could trade lives with any reaction channel, who would it be and why? How would you react to criticism?
A: Says she'd be a productive reaction channel, not rude or mean (so unsuccessful then), says she'd trade lives with Jordy
Q: If you could wake up at your goal weight tomorrow, do you think your mindset would change our would the struggle still be there?
A: The struggle would still be there
Q: So what about that article?
A: She doesn't know, she hasn't been contacted, thinks that people found out who the interviewer was and that maybe she was harassed. Recounts the time she was sponsored by a journal company but then they got (rightfully) harassed (serves em right for not looking shit up
Q: If you could own any pet you're not allowed to own (e.g. sloth, lion), what would it be?
A: A deer
Q: Oh, this is the question asking about how she feels about all the embarassing stuff, citing the beanbag in a hurry comment.
A: Doesn't think people are making fun of her in public (well duh, if they're well raised they'll be polite enough to laugh behind your massive back) Also blabs about fatshaming
Q: How are you gonna reward yourself if you ever reach your desired weight?
A: GO to Las Vegas
Q: What about your journey do you think people misunderstood, and how would you correct that?
A: Everything and nothing. Once again whines about people misunderstanding/not believing her
Q: If you found out that Rarity was adopted and safe, would you travel to Wisconsin to get her?
A: NO! Rarity would NOT stay with that family! She is MY CHILD!!! Please forget the fact that I have treated said child poorly and as naught more than an accessory. Also stfu Emily isn't looking for that cat she's too busy sobbing for the loss of her playpig. Spends a couple more lines trying to make us believe like she gives a shit.
Q: Would you rather be able to explore space or explore the deep ocean?
A: Space
Segment 4: Tea or Tale (more like I wish I had some ale)
R: Amberlynn is doctor shopping
A: No not true.
R: Amberlynn doesn't even have a doctor
A: Not true, she's had the same doctor since she's come to Oklahoma
R: Amberlynn doesn't need protein because she doesn't do anything
A: Really super MEGA retarded talk about how everyone needs protein. Yeah fatty, we all need protein, except most people who specifically aim for a high protein diet use it for its primary function of building muscle. Most people will get the protein they need through a regular diet and- oh what the fuck am I even doing, this is the woman that thinks drinking water is an achievement. Also lists weight loss-related muscle loss as a reason to consume protein, implying she actually loses weight lol.
Segment 5: Bad Choices
Q: Have you ever made a sex tape?
A: No
Q: For 100000$, would you spit on every new person you meet for a year?
A: No
Q: If you were broke, would you keep a lost wallet full of cash even if the owner's ID is inside?
A: No
Q: Have you ever said I love you and not heard it back?
A: Yes.
Q: Have you ever injured yourself during sex?
A: Yes (lol sure)
Kissy outro bye.
