🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
I think she will drop the lesbian facade and find her a feeder bf before begging her mom.
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I still maintain she’ll call herself “pansexual” and end up with a Trans Man: that way she can still brandish the label of ~dainty queer girlypop~. Something something sunk cost in the lesbian identity and lezbereal, it’s the only thing she’s been fairly consistent about. Which isn’t saying much, mind you.

(ETA: I had thought she’d go for a Trans Woman, but Hamber strikes me as being a crypto TERF, which would be pretty fucking funny)
 
This asshole is back to claiming she has OCD again. I'm sure she suddenly got reminded by some Instagram post. Funny how she's worried about being contaminated by sink water when she doesn't even wash her ass.
 
Meld said:
In Oklahoma a gal Hambler’s size can find a fella in a second. This is the arc I’ve been waiting for.
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Ehh, I don't think Hamber will suddenly go "jailhouse straight". Like I said, her lesbianism is one of the very few things she is consistent on out of everything she's claimed and I don't think she'll settle for a man. She strikes me as a very old school-y, early 2000's LGB sort who isn't aware the entire movement has since pivoted to trans issues and spicy straights.

If she does suddenly decide to pivot to being pansexual (aka "bisexual with extra steps"), she'll go with a Trans Man. But even I'm beginning to doubt that'll actually happen the more I think about it. She leans liberal, but if you go by her record of deadnaming 2 of her exes and frequently referring to Casey with the "wrong" pronouns either unintentionally or on purpose, perhaps she wouldn't be receptive to a Trans Man partner after all.

Either way, Hamber is fucked if she doesn't find a new wiper soon.
 
"Blimp of happiness" might just be my new favourite Amberism and would make a stellar username
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
I think she will drop the lesbian facade and find her a feeder bf before begging her mom.
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Shes not going to beg her mom because mom will call her out on her bullshit and she doesn't have the money to support mommalynn and everyone involved- allegedly sleezy step dad included.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
What’s crazy is that she is basically a shut in at this point. She maybe talks to one person in person (her mother) at most. Other than that it’s just her, the internet, and her thoughts.

No wonder she is eating herself to death; even Amber doesn’t want to be with Amber.
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Shes always been a shut in, the pride hotel room visit is proof.
Our Lady of Sorrows said:
No way Hamber is a radical feminist. Her exposure to feminist theory is whatever’s printed on t-shirts at Target.
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She HATES women. Like women in general, living life. She may be attracted to women but she doesn't like women. She hates femininity unless its hers. She hates sexuality being expressed unless its her. She especially hates thin women doing exactly what she wants to do (think taking selfies..... on a rock wall or being a stripper) she fucking hates women. She hates women doing womanly things unless its her doing them and its fucking weird. It’s really shitty, she pretends to love women but she just sexualizes them like a straight man would.

Sorry to be super gay for a minute but its not even like cute lesbian Sapphic love. Its like how a teen girl sees men sexualize women and that's how she acts towards them. Her love of the fairer sex is such a cartoon version of how love is supposed to be. Ambers whole outlook on love is literally a tween girl emulating what she sees adults do on TV.
 
+who.cares+ said:
A TikTok of the father's friend SA story from her live stream.
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So she did say it was her uncle
Maybe she should not discuss her abuse when she uses harass and assault interchangeably
Maybe she should get her facts right before making serious allegations
Maybe she shouldn't lie about everything
Maybe she should think about what she exposed a minor to
Who cares about Snowflakes divorce
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
So she did say it was her uncle
Maybe she should not discuss her abuse when she uses harass and assault interchangeably
Maybe she should get her facts right before making serious allegations
Maybe she shouldn't lie about everything
Maybe she should think about what she exposed a minor to
Who cares about Snowflakes divorce
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Him being a divorced weirdo does make sense tho.

Amber claims it have a 27 year old bf at the age of 14 when she was over 400 pounds.

Now don’t get me wrong; I’m sure her parent’s junkie friends probably gawked and teased her but I doubt any of those degenerates actually did jack shit with Amber.

The whole story sounds like overblown BS that Amber’s narcissistic mind has convinced herself has happened. Even so who the fuck cares? As people the chat said, she should be dealing with these issues with a therapist not the internet. That fact alone makes me question the validity of her statements.

Even if it was true, what the fuck is she gonna do with this information other than use it as an excuse to guilt trip her mother? Use it as another excuse why she can’t lose weight?

God she is so fat.
 
I imagine the overwhelming majority of women, and men for that matter, must fear, (or in case of already having happened), loathe, the idea of being a victim of some form of sexual abuse.
And here is Hamberlynn, throwing it around like one of her mentulz self-diagnoses, without any consistency or proof.
Go take another short walk off a low curb, Hamber.
 
I usually don't mind KKs content (feels like a gossip TV show to me), but why is she fear mongering about Amber stalking all her members? If it was anyone else maybe but Amber's too lazy if it won't directly benefit her.
 
+who.cares+ said:
A TikTok of the father's friend SA story from her live stream.
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Quit.talking.about.your.childhood.trauma.with.strangers.that.hate.you.

I will never ever ever ever understand folks that walk around and casually discuss being touched by someone as a child in conversations,let alone online in videos or livestreams. Tell your fucking therapist. If something was so personal and traumatic to me, I would never disclose that to thousands of people who are set on me being a liar.

I’m also very aware that the community digs into ambers relationships and personal life with a fine tooth comb, but that’s been her shtick for over a decade. Each “gf era”. That being said, what is her obsession with mr.snowflakes marriage? Even in this stream she’s like “snowflakes who’s leedurly DIVORCED”. Like that’s going to blow everyone away. Welcome to the world Amber where people split up or divorce everyday. And if he cheated on his wife then you guys are cut from the same cloth so fuck off.
 
Insulin reid said:
Shes not going to beg her mom because mom will call her out on her bullshit and she doesn't have the money to support mommalynn and everyone involved- allegedly sleezy step dad included.

Shes always been a shut in, the pride hotel room visit is proof.

She HATES women. Like women in general, living life. She may be attracted to women but she doesn't like women. She hates femininity unless its hers. She hates sexuality being expressed unless its her. She especially hates thin women doing exactly what she wants to do (think taking selfies..... on a rock wall or being a stripper) she fucking hates women. She hates women doing womanly things unless its her doing them and its fucking weird. It’s really shitty, she pretends to love women but she just sexualizes them like a straight man would.

Sorry to be super gay for a minute but it’s not even like cute lesbian Sapphic love. It’s like how a teen girl sees men sexualize women and that's how she acts towards them. Her love of the fairer sex is such a cartoon version of how love is supposed to be. Ambers whole outlook on love is literally a tween girl emulating what she sees adults do on TV.
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Yep. Whenever she talks about Tess Holiday being a crush, I think back to all the times she’s insisted she could only date masc/butch girls, that she doesn’t go for fem women. She doesn’t have a crush on Tess, she wants to be Tess. She wants to be considered model-beautiful in spite of her size like Tess.
 
Neko GF said:

i was DENIED the glp1, i'm lying to myself, & huge kitchen stuff haul | weekly vlog ep. 7​

(05/05/25)

Original:
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Thanks. Alrighty fellas, time to put this shit on 1.5 while I do other stuff in the background.

Immediately Amber pisses me off by saying she should be taking a break right now. Also then just balantly lies and says there's no cuts or wounds on her leg (she's talking about cellulitis again). Types down things that she's grateful for:

  1. Furbabies (apparently not enough to walk after Rarity in the snow you absolute waste of carbon atoms)
  2. People in her life, like her friends (literally who?) and her mom
  3. YouTube
  4. being alive (probably (🙏) not for much longer then)
  5. having a roof over her head
  6. the sound of rain (are we gonna see a return of pluviophilelynn?)
  7. Music
  8. Clean sheets (must be a particularly rare occurrence for you then)
  9. LEGO
  10. Blimp of Happiness™️
Next day, Amber tells the somniferous story of how her mom bought Dr Pepper, and we get to see her try a Dr Pepper Blackberry. She doesn't like it because it tastes like medicine.

Next day, Amazon haul time. Built puff bars, automatic water dispenser, dawn dish soap, foundation brush. Gives away a lot of her kitchen utensils in favor of getting new ones. Also got a new air fryer because she dropper her other one.

Couple days later, we see her apply makeup and she talks about makeup as though anything looks good on her. Also lol, lmao even, fatty got denied her GLP1, I'd like to think the doctor just saw her medical file, saw her attempted 3 runs of weight loss medicine and decided to not bother and just tell her fat ass off. Posteditinglynn chiming in saying she will not share screenshots as to not overshare and says she will be an advocate for herself and not give up trying to get her weightloss meds (maybe try being an advocate for yourself by not speedrunning heart failure). Shows us her completed LEGO build of a pinball machine.

Yaps on excusing her shitty vlog with cellulitis and low mentulz. Oracle time:

Secrets
Caterpillar (omg Oracle predicting the Very Hungry Caterpillar arc for our gorl? apparently the card means smth about potential)
discipline (like that's ever gonna happen)​
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Urgh.
Neko GF said:

cracker barrel gate & no longer weighing in or counting calories | weigh in ep. 7​

(07/05/25)

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Well. Looks like I'm not quite done yet, I'm hanging with some buds in about 15 mins so I'm praying this has as little content as is the norm.
Right into the questions:

Q: How has your binge eating improved?
A: Guys she just learned SO MUCH she has so much AWARENESS NOW. She still over eats tho, no binges tho.

Q: Do you ever do the lymphatic massages for your illnesses?
A: Claims she does, but it's hard to do by herself.

Q: Why are you not allowed to be on estrogen?
A: Cuz her cancer fed off of estrogen

Q: Does your mom grocery shop with you?
A: sometimes, but they use separate carts.

Q: Did you order 5 cookies?
A: Apparently she ordered beignets, but they didn't have any, so she asked the doordasher if they have chocolate chip cookies, and if yes she'd "take one of those". So did the doordasher eat the other 4? More likely this is just a flimsy lie concocted by yours fatly. Says she only had one.

Goal review:
Looking into GLP1: Got denied because of her gallbladder, but wants to be advocate for herself and get it anyway.
New goal: Wants to talk to her actual doctor about GLP1s, improve her relationship with food, and no more daily weigh ins, instead only weighing once a week (:story:)
GUIZE I WAS FEELING SO BAD LAST WEEK but it's fine now and I tried SO HARD. No more daily weigh ins because they were messing with her head, also no more counting calories. Thinks fixing her relationship with food and applying all her infinite knowledge from equally infinite weight loss failures will be what finally succeeds. Now, weigh in time: 516.2 lbs. Even fatter, would definitely not have sex with.

Kissy outro bye.
It's wonderful to see that some things never change. No more weigh ins, no more calorie counting, fatty went from zero to zero, meeting my singular expectation.
 
Now she says she will talk to "her doctor" about GLP-1s. Why didn't she do so in the first place, instead of goin to some "company"?

I also didn't know she had any stable GP. Maybe this is new since she got to Oklahoma? Idk, I guess I haven't paid attention.

Maybe she's just making stuff up.
 
cascadeplatinum said:
Yep. Whenever she talks about Tess Holiday being a crush, I think back to all the times she’s insisted she could only date masc/butch girls, that she doesn’t go for fem women. She doesn’t have a crush on Tess, she wants to be Tess. She wants to be considered model-beautiful in spite of her size like Tess.
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Absolutely. She wants to be the "fem" one and she can never date someone who would take that "role" in her relationship. Not only does she engage with lesbians in a way a straight man would (gendering things and understanding only in a bianary).

If amber gets a "fem" girlfriend theres no way the gender stuck amber will be able to just enjoy being cute and girly with someone because of how she views relationships, lesbians in general and her self hatred and distain for others.
Her only way she engages with others is just a straight relationship with all her problems/insecurities/internalized homophobia/ but the "male" one just also has a pussy.

If amber wanted to open up her dating prospects it wouldn't even matter because even if she had gotten a fem girl to be interested in her, amber would just abuse them till they left assuming she got to the move in portion of the relationship because she cant stand someone being prettier, skinnier, hulthier, or anything-er than her. It's just going to really point out how much of an insufferable gross sack of shit she is because her only juxtaposition to her "femininity" is some lesbian mascs "masculinity".
+who.cares+ said:
She hates her members!
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Great shes starting to implode. No girlfriend to take things out on. No friends, and ambers quickly shut down the "omagah my stepdad like likes me ewwwwwww *screech giggling* thing she said to Alexis or someone else since it was aired out and shes gotta keep mommalynn close to her because nobody else in her life has a car she can ride around in. I really hope we get another shrimp gate and she loses a bunch of supporters again. I dont think shes doing it purposely I think she just doesn't have anyone else to abuse so now the viewers are getting it.

I cant remember if it was jordy who said it or if it was another reactor but they are right- we, the audience are now wipey. She wants to guilt trip us with letting us know we're the ones supporting her life saving weight loss and whenever someone criticized her they can just fuck off because ambers got lots of other supporters who want to care about her. Its giving the beck era (lots of others want me, hurry up and claim me before someone else does) and the punching down and telling them to leave when criticized about anything at all.

Without someone to abuse, people like amber just leak toxicity and abuse out even when they don't mean it. She cant regulate her own emotions and self soothe without someone to put down regularly. Her mom should maintain a distance because shes in close proximity and ambers been too long without someone to control.
 
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