🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
Since big Al is over at this point, what do you think was the most evil thing she's done?
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Shes not evil in the sense that shes making intelligent decisions based off information shes gathered for intelligent and evil purposes shes just stupid as fuck and her inability to think critically or have empathy for anyone and anything but herself. If I could label some things as evil it would be
1. Someone suggested amber prolly put that cord around her brothers neck on purpose and it got me thinking she may have put him in danger (if it happened at all) to rescue him and be the savior main character who would save her brother bravely and be praised by her parents and they would love her enough to stop doing drugs and be a family.
2. Letting the cats out. Rarity and that one other cat from the dusty era. I stg she did that so she could play victim and get internet sympathy points amongst other things her toddler retard brain would think would happen.
3. The way she treated beck. The abuse beck suffered wasnt ok and amber knew what she was doing. Theres no binge monster shes just a cunt with excuses.

Mekahineyho said:
Greedy, self serving know-it-all struggles with the results of being non compliant with doctors and refusing to eat less.

I’m also starting to think that all the BPD therapy talk with those Amazon booklets, were Ambers manipulation tactic to get Emily back with her and it didn’t work. Just like with Jade she pretended to do the WLS program for a few months, her pretending she had a therapist and DBT was to show Emily she’s going to change and instead Emily posted about Colleen.
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Oh absolutely. The inability to get her ex back by "becoming a better person" failed so now she's swearing up and down shes never gonna date a fan or anyone again. Yeah ok amber.

Mekahineyho said:
And as far as her saying she will never have a caretaker, untreated lymphedema doesn’t just get better on its own or stay stagnant. Especially when the individual is gaining weight. I forsee in a year or 2, her needing a full time wheelchair and needing an individual to help her stand/wrap her legs.
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She will never have one. Amber is a child and will use language to man-nipple-ate as best she can. She will never have a person who's job it is to be a caretaker into her home. Will she continue to try and hook a partner who will be a free caretaker? Oh absolutely. Your right about the dema but its going to become problematic because shes never going to wrap them or have someone else do it. She cant get into those sleeve thingies they get for people with her problems it's going to be such a shit show shes gonna have to have them amputated. There's no way in hell she at 5 foot 2 can waddle/shift around and clean herself without getting cellulitis every chance she gets and its going to get to a point her ass will get anti biotic resistant cellulitis and will get stuck in the hospital. Let's hope she gets m.r.s.a as a consolation prize.
 
She’s the stupid kind of evil, where she doesn’t realize what she’s doing and dragging down anyone who comes into contact with her. And when she DOES realize what she’s done, she lies, as though that erases history or tries these dumb manipulation tactics that even beck saw through, albeit years later

She abused beck. That’s not a defense of beck, it’s just what happened. She kills cats because they’re inconvenient to her “love life”. It always seemed that way to me with rarity, she was traveling to ms feeder in Wisconsin at that time. Responsibilities would get in the way of that. And tbh even if rarity passed, at least rarity passed somewhere far away from ambers fetid nest she calls a home

She’s not evil in a “joker” way. She’s evil like an entitled toddler is about getting more snacks than their siblings
 
Mekahineyho said:
I forsee in a year or 2, her needing a full time wheelchair and needing an individual to help her stand/wrap her legs.
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Wonder if that's why she's hanging out with her mom so much. In case she doesn't get another slave (girlfriend) by then, she'll have her mom lined up to wipe her ass and Pam the fuck out of her meals for her.
 
KittiestKitty said:
Amber is just a 550 elbee 62IQ Angelica Pickles.
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You unlocked the memory of that episode where Angelica pretended to be her “long lost twin” by twisting her pigtails into a bun

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Damn. We really need more characters in the Amberverse. Instead we just get her buying more shit to add to the hoard and something about spoons which will end up being food related anyways.

Big disappoint.
 
I think you could just apply Hanlon's razor to a lot of instances of Amber being "evil".

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

Amber's interaction with Libby?
Amber is just an arrested development tard who doesn't know how inappropriate she is. (I'm BEGGING everyone, pls no Amber pedo sperging I'm just trying to list plausible examples)

Amber being a bad pet owner?
She is worse at regulating her wants than literal children, on top of being dangerously stupid and uniformed. It doesn't matter that Twinkie is suffering, she needs Tacos now now NOW, she'll just throw some medicine at Twonks later like she throws ugly Nickelodeon tees at Becky. Or that time she bought an essential oil diffuser in the Jade era, whereupon everyone rightfully called her a retard for not considering how toxic that stuff is to cats.

I could go on with how her defending pedos is more indicative of her trying (and failing) to appear as a sooper sensitive empath gorlie, but I think I've made my point.

I'm by no means saying any of this excuses her actions, and she absolutely deserves to burn in hell for sacrificing the cats for selfish gains (especially if those selfish gains are a death feeder gf), I just almost don't believe Amber is capable of genuine malice, if solely because she is literally too fucking stupid and selfish to reflect and consider the moral implications of anything she does, or to consider the feelings of other living beings.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
I'm by no means saying any of this excuses her actions, and she absolutely deserves to burn in hell for sacrificing the cats for selfish gains (especially if those selfish gains are a death feeder gf), I just almost don't believe Amber is capable of genuine malice, if solely because she is literally too fucking stupid and selfish to reflect and consider the moral implications of anything she does, or to consider the feelings of other living beings.
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That is more or less my attitude regarding Amber. She is a low IQ narc with a mental age of a teenager and the self control of a three year old. She cannot think that far into the future and she only cares about instant gratification. While she has done some vile things (the Chili's incident and what happened to Gracie and Rarity top the list to me) and is a vindictive piece of shit, she's far from an evil genius mastermind.
 
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Speaking of behaving like a teenager, here’s Amber prank calling Alexis on her livestream last night (no I’m not a member)
 
Seems like a short break, I'm not going to make any wild accusations but she might have clickbaited us in that last video. 🤔

514.2 elbees this Wednesday, down from 521.6 last week.

She's talking a bunch about GLP-1s. She's worried about her gallbladder, but she talks about how the benefits outweighs the risks. She wants the doctors to check her gallbladder first. All this is just in the planning stage though.

Also:

"I hate food" - Amber Reid 2025




 
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Amber must have watched salty crabs latest video where she talks about Amber trying the same diet now that she did when she was with Jade. She was on ozempic but still ate fast food and junk but the ozempic helped her with her portion sizes.
 
Ozempic didn't work back then but it's totally gonna work now, right? Because.... reasons. She's so fucking stupid and stubborn and her stubbornness is gonna be the end of her. Thank God
 
Is she fuck 514lbs, she looks absolutely shocking and I genuinely think she looks as big if not even bigger than her 2019 best. If her latest attempt at Osssempeck doesn't work she is fucked.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
I think you could just apply Hanlon's razor to a lot of instances of Amber being "evil".

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"
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While I agree with what you've posted and I totally get what you're saying, I can't help but think "So what? What's the difference?"

I mean, yes, her brain is likely smaller than a walnut and smoother than a river stone.... but what difference does it really make? Like, whether she's stupid and self-centred (yes) or incredibly intelligent (lol no) and sadistic, the damage to others is exactly the same. Gracie and Rarity died earlier and (probably) more brutally than they needed to (unless Rarity was "Mrs Claws", who would have travelled a hundred miles+ or something to be found and rehomed). The girls in the foster home still had to deal with her smell, tantrums, and eating all of their food. That little kid got her glasses broken by Ambo in grade school. That teenage girl got beat up by Ambo and her cronies. She (supposedly) gave her younger brother a hernia by making him cart her fat ass around in a wagon. Ambo bullied Casey (a minor at the time) into sending nudes (according to Casey). She was a monster with Krystle. She was gross with Libby. She mistreated Destiny and abused Becky (I'm arguing this on principle; Destiny and Becky can go suck a lemon). She (allegedly) got physical with Jade. She was likely a mentally abusive nightmare with with Emily (fuck feeders but, again, it's the principle). And now she depends heavily on her mother, while tormenting Kristine and constantly blaming her for everything wrong in Amber's life. Amber's maligned Kristine for her entire YouTube channel (again, it's the principle - even if it was a different person with a better past currently taking care of her, Ambo would still be just as shitty to them). She absolutely refuses to do anything to change in even the tiniest way, so this destructive behaviour will continue with every human (or animal) unlucky enough to cross her path for the rest of her life.

She's not a piece of shit because she's an intellectually and emotionally stunted retard, and she's not a piece of shit because she's a sadistic mastermind. She's a piece of shit because she hurts people, and everyone needs to stay away from her as if she carries a plague or something.


Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
she might literally give herself a heart attack by making a phone call.
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Seriously though, I can't imagine how annoying she'd be with all of her 'recovery' videos after that
(it won't be "the big one"; God hates us too much for that).

Actually, this would probably be a more accurate tombstone:
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mikepattonsbunghole said:
Ozempic didn't work back then but it's totally gonna work now, right? Because.... reasons. She's so fucking stupid and stubborn and her stubbornness is gonna be the end of her. Thank God
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It will TOTALLY work... It'll work so well that she'll sabotage it with gas-station Delta vapes until she's able to counteract the effects, just like she did with her 3 previous GLP-1 attempts (which were all working in the beginning until suddenly they magically stopped working at the same time that she resumed vaping).

I bet this time she buys a blender so she can start adding butter to her McFlurries or something.
 
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