🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Shitted Scaredless said:
Not watching all that. Can someone fill me in on the supposed suing
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Mamalynn was joking. "I'm suing you". "Because you film me without me knowing and you send it to somebody".

It's around the 31:40 mark.

I'm not sure the filming in question was related to what she was talking about right before that, but it was mamalynn talking about a childhood story where Amber had taken a thanksgiving turkey out of the fridge and said she was "babysitting the big chicken".

Apparently they had taken photos of each other and filmed each other with stupid snapchat filters all evening at the bingo, and one of them was mamalynn telling that story to one of Amber's alleged friends at bingo.
 
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Eating on camera, showing off her deformed body with that clothing haul, pretending she bathes... SOMEone is desperate to hook a caretaker.
 
dead stiff said:
Haven’t caught up, so this might have been said already, but she has the same level of copium LARP that Ethel Cain has in terms of wanting to be a sexual abuse victim. She sees it as a huge flex as someone that was fat, smelly, and annoying at the age where ‘lucky’ kids (that made me want to punch drywall) were getting molested and shown that they were ‘attractive’ by older kids or adults that ‘just couldn’t control themselves guise’. She has the idea in her fat brain that she wasn’t sexy enough to be one of the quirky, sought after minors, so she pretends to be sixteen and acts like a perpetual victim when anyone DOES sexualize her.
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You also have to remember that "Ethel" is a pornsick moid who is not jealous of sexual assault but is romanticizing little girls getting raped.
He is on another level, and even if amber is a bit fucking weird she's no deranged scrote pretending to be a even more deranged woman.
Amber I can kinda see where she's coming from (assuming youre right in your analysis) with her upbringing even if I think shes retarded. but thats completely different from a man making a career on a made up a tragic back story to justify his pedophilia and misogyny.

And i know the whole BPD discussion is done to death but I was just surprised over it being bipolar and not borderline.
guessing she's a type 2 I never got any hypomania or severe depression from her. I dont really care which one it is but must be one of the mildest bipolar I've ever seen lol. Bet shes one of those "bipolar tendencies" girlies
 
Terfatron said:
You also have to remember that "Ethel" is a pornsick moid who is not jealous of sexual assault but is romanticizing little girls getting raped.
He is on another level, and even if amber is a bit fucking weird she's no deranged scrote pretending to be a even more deranged woman.
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fyi a lot of us come here just to laugh at Amber and her deformed body, not for autistic takes on trans people from someone named "terfatron"
 
Terfatron said:
I’m guessing she's a type 2 I never got any hypomania or severe depression from her. I dont really care which one it is but must be one of the mildest bipolar I've ever seen lol. Bet shes one of those "bipolar tendencies" girlies
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Oh you didn’t know? Her totally real psychologist diagnosed her as having “bipolar 1.5” years ago
 
FatalTater said:
Eating on camera, showing off her deformed body with that clothing haul, pretending she bathes... SOMEone is desperate to hook a caretaker.
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She couldn’t even hold onto a fucking death feeder. She’s done for. I don’t see another relationship for a long time. I do however predict a fake one. Just to spice things up
 
FatalTater said:
Eating on camera, showing off her deformed body with that clothing haul, pretending she bathes... SOMEone is desperate to hook a caretaker.
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She would have better luck finding someone in New York or California.

Lots of lesbians and weirdos in those states who wouldn't find lifting folds to clean shit.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
All this money talk reminds me of one thing that Amber has been successful when it comes to being a lol cow — getting paid.

She has monetized addiction in ways that most junkies are frankly jealous of; I’m sure there are plenty of addicts of all strips that would love to make some money of what is slowly killing them.

Just compare her to the other cows that she cohabitates with (ie foodie) and Amber blows them out of the water when you take in consideration how much work she’s done to the money she’s made. Amber has not (yet) resorted to such ridiculous means (Kuweight???) in order to garner attention/income. (well no more ridiculous than being a death fat.)

Of course Amber’s mom knows about the money. Even if it wasn’t in her white trash genes to sniff out any source of potential drug income, Methmomma would know solely because Amber has managed to stay so fat for so long by just talking into her magical machine.

That’s what Amber has and though I, a relatively sane person, am not envious of her lifestyle, I could see how people could and would be jealous.

Some even should (that is, creators that actually try.)
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It’s the only thing she’s ever succeeded at other than turning herself into a gelatinous mass. It’s surprising she’s never resorted to doing explicitly nsfw feeder content, she’d probably triple her money immediately and then blow it all on more garbage instead of investing it in anything that matters
 
Acceptable said:
She couldn’t even hold onto a fucking death feeder. She’s done for. I don’t see another relationship for a long time. I do however predict a fake one. Just to spice things up
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Oh she could hold on to one.
She would just have to accept the fact that she would have to trade her YT “career” for one on clips4sale and sacrifice what tiny shred of dignity she has left.
At this point it’s a public, loud & proud feeder/fat fetishist or nothing. And most of them are gonna be men.
For a narc running out of options like Amber, it might be worth it. Especially as her YT channel is gasping for breath like her taking a lap around her living room.
 
Holy fuckwaffles, leave for spring break and come back to... not much to read, honestly, but enough to make the brain cells whine in pain.

Surprised nobody addressed this from a couple vids back:
Hot CILF in your area said:
Q: What are two things you like about living in Oklahoma and two things you don't?
A: Hard to answer but for the two things she loves, being near her mom and her apartment. As for the things she doesn't, she doesn't like that there's no mountains
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Has she never heard of the Ozarks?
The Wichita Mountains?
Those are two ranges I didn't even have to google. Oh, and per Google, there's also the Arbuckle mountains and the Ouachita mountains.

Sure, none of 'em are huge. But when something sharply rises over 2500 feet off the relatively flat plains of Oklahoma, it's very noticible.

Dumbass.

I mean, c'mon - one of my favorite little sites for riding in places I'm unfamiliar with has 10 rides that, while short and sweet, hit some pretty decent gradients - randomly clicking around gave me a hill that has 12%s on it. Very nice, and I'd have fun with it.

Here we have a cyclist's resource to find ridable climbs. No, it's not just for the USA. Go check out the absolute horror-fests that are France and Spain that I would LOVE to climb in real life, but will happily settle for the virtual substitute. Virtual Alpe du Huez is tough at nails and thankfully there are no bugs or car traffic.

Oklahoma doesn't have much in the way of good riding climbs, but they're there, and they're all clustered in the mountains (that apparently don't exist) right outside of Oklahoma City. See map for proof:
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And tihs one looks like a shit-ton of fun:
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Dipshit doesn't realize that Oklahoma isn't just her apartment and the street down to the local Walmart and the Bingo Parlor.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Oh she could hold on to one.
She would just have to accept the fact that she would have to trade her YT “career” for one on clips4sale and sacrifice what tiny shred of dignity she has left.
At this point it’s a public, loud & proud feeder/fat fetishist or nothing. And most of them are gonna be men.
For a narc running out of options like Amber, it might be worth it. Especially as her YT channel is gasping for breath like her taking a lap around her living room.
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I don't believe Emily could tolerate Lardos awful fucking personality. She's a stupid self centered piece of worthless shit that treats everyone around her terribly. I don't think being around her for more than 5 minutes is a pleasant experience. Plus the horiffic smell.
 
Skinless Nugget said:
I don't believe Emily could tolerate Lardos awful fucking personality. She's a stupid self centered piece of worthless shit that treats everyone around her terribly. I don't think being around her for more than 5 minutes is a pleasant experience. Plus the horiffic smell.
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I can’t see any lardo being a person I’d like to be around but then again I’m not turn on by fatties.

Also let’s not forget what Emily’s situation with her previous girlfriend was.

The land whale lived multiple states away in an assisted living facility. Emily probably saw her at MOST once a month tops.

I point this all out because I believe she is still in the background. Amber’s situation is perfect for Emily; a death fat who can support financially herself is probably a win in that community.

OK is pretty close is Wisconsin. Sure the drive sucks but people make love work.

I think Emily convinced Amber of the benefits of keeping this relationship on the dl. It would definitely show some maturity in Amber that’s for sure.

Now give me my puzzle pieces
 
The problem is, anyone who wants a "relationship" with hamber is gonna want the same kind emily got: long distance with sexting and humiliating videos, and the occasional weekend visit of degeneracy. And what she really NEEDS is a live in caregiver.

She ain't getting any younger despite what fictional men in parking lots tell her, and she's getting rounder by the day. Im sure she's getting desperate despite her smug attitude. Her exes really picked a good time to air her dirty laundry and scare off potential bang nurses, and I'm sure lardo is piiiiiiissssed.
 
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