🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Longtime lurker, first time poster, is Lena Dunham preparing for an Amberlynn Reid biopic?

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The becky snark sub has just vanished. From the discussion, it appears that Dakota is a avid lurker (we already knew that of course), and didn't like what people were saying about her. As of now, any sub mentioning Dakota in a negative light is being banned. Here's some screenshots of the thread.
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Here's a close up of the picture that pissed off Dakota and lead to this rampage, which shows her real weight.
I can see why Becky likes her so much, she really is Amber 2.0!
 
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The becky snark sub has just vanished. From the discussion, it appears that Dakota is a avid lurker (we already knew that of course), and didn't like what people were saying about her. As of now, any sub mentioning Dakota in a negative light is being banned. Here's some screenshots of the thread.
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Here's a close up of the picture that pissed off Dakota and lead to this rampage, which shows her real weight.
I can see why Becky likes her so much, she really is Amber 2.0!
Ah yes, the classic “if I hold my phone in front of my face or almost directly above my head you won’t know I have three chins”.
Trust me gorl we can tell. Dayum she is big.
At least she beats out Hamber in the tits department?
 
Here's a close up of the picture that pissed off Dakota and lead to this rampage, which shows her real weight.
I can see why Becky likes her so much, she really is Amber 2.0!
If anyone wants the direct link to where these images come from, it's from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/PlusSizeFashion/comments/pptr1a/dropping_a_few_outfits_i_got_from_shein/
https://www.reddit.com/r/PlusSizeFashion/comments/sif77l/two_new_outfits_from_shein/

Archiving images here for easy access.
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She seemed like a lonely person, begging for free pizza, Neopets friends, and free Minecraft for her autistic son.

Looks like she had broken up with her AmberlynnLiveStreamProposal fiance "a few months" before Feb 18, 2023.

For those who may have forgotten, May-June 2022 she was getting a wedding band for her engagement ring.
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Dakota got engaged on Amber's livestream "new boo" on Oct 15, 2021. Timestamp @39 minutes in.

Dakota went on Reddit to brag about it immediately after claiming it was real.
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The answer to "Why..." lmao
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Edit: I was looking through archives of her panic deleted Reddit and at first I was concerned she was posting videos of her son.
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I look at the post and I'm hoping this is a pet. Unless her cat/dog is the autistic son who desperately needs a copy of Minecraft. I'll see if I can grab an archive of the video.
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Edit again: It's a cat. Good to know more Dakota lore and what animals might be in that house. I'm wondering if the cat had medical issues because that is a LOT of shaved fur.
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I don't know, she is definitely smaller and prettier than Amber. She looks like she showers and can wipe her own ass. I'm not simping for her, and it obviously wouldn't take much for Becky to find better than Amber.
 
she has a style that goes well with Becky. amber has a type and her type has always been boyish looking fatties. the only one she's dated who wasn't fat was tommy. i would assume seeing Becky go for someone smaller and prettier is a punch to her inflated ego and is making things worse for her.
 
I don't know, she is definitely smaller and prettier than Amber. She looks like she showers and can wipe her own ass. I'm not simping for her, and it obviously wouldn't take much for Becky to find better than Amber.
Dakota proudly announced on Reddit that she can, in fact, wipe her own ass, but for some reason goes into detail of how she does it.
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She had to powerlevel that she's less than half Amber's 500-600 elbees. Amazing.

Edit: Dakota is 5'1". Shorter than Amber by 2" (or 1.5" since Amber claims to be 5'2.5" but rounds up sometimes to 5'3").
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Nevermind, she must have shrank because 4 months before the above post, she announced she was 5'2". Maybe she's also rounding up just like Amber does and changes her height depending on what makes her look dainty or not as fat depending on the context. She really is Amber 2.0.
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I don’t think amberlyn reid is a minority in the BMI category
Agreed, there’s two other women literally right there that look pretty big too lol
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I’m leaning towards the biggun originally circled being Hambuh though, the woman next to her looks similar in skin tone and size to Mommalynn
 
I still cannot believe the Slayton Sisters got a Hulu deal before Amberlynn. Like I know she's not as ugly as Tammy but cmon
There’s no way that she’d ever agree to be on one of those deathfat shows because she wouldn’t be in control of the narrative. They’d want her to actually show the 3x doordash a day on camera along with the dainty things she claims she actually only eats in a day
They’d probably also want to see layyyrgadema and buttshelf for the shock/disgust factor.
Two things she absolutely would never allow to happen
 
amber would never agree to that. she's too much of a narcissist. idk if your aware of how reality tv works but they spin whatever narrative they are in the mood for that day regardless of if its true. she would have to give up complete control of everything. she would never
 
Fatty who cares, show legs or demonstrate how to wipe with a sink and washcloth.
That would be epic--right up there with Destiny era when she demonstrated how she shaved her legs by holding a disposable razor and moving it in a sweeping motion over her legs. Afterwards, of course, we discovered that she couldn't climb into Destiny's mother's bathtub, so she was making do with birdbaths at the sink and probably not shaving her legs at all. "What a surprise," said no one.

OF course, the dumb bitch never realized that people weren't curious about her legs in the first place; they were wondering how she shaved her pussy.

Still, I think a reaction channel should do a compilation video of Amber Reid Teaching Us How to Do Things, like making soup from precooked, canned ingredients, or shaving our legs, or wiping our asses on the edge of a sink. I'd watch the hell out of that.

Edited to add: Amber is live right now going off about Beck’s gf Dakota—the shit that has recently been posted here—and reading aloud from her journals snd her physician’s information about her cancer followup. “No one cares!” about your erstwhile uterus, Amber. But I hope Beck gets back on YT and rips her a new one.

Oh—and she shouted out Hecticana for believing she had cancer. I hope this doesn’t instigate the downfall of his channel.
 
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A lot of the live was her reading from her journal at random parts and giggling after saying "Wait. I'm scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared!" before reading.
It was riveting (/sarcasm) content in her journal such as unamed exes (whom Amber named "blank") in the lovebombing stage talking about how wonderful it is to learn more about Amber and how the gf told their mom she was moving in with Amber, Amber wondering "why does everyone develop a crush on me?" when a friend confessed they have a crush on her, and a moment when Amber was talking to Beck and admitted she would have hooked up with another girl if they had gotten drunk together. Shitty selfish and disloyal behavior is on brand for Amber.

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Amber raged about Becky denying Amber's cancer. Again. Someone in the chat asked if Amber saw Becky's Youtube community post before Amber had her live meltdown the other day, and Amber said "Yes. I actually read it before I went on live." Amber said she didn't care, she believes Becky was being purposefully obtuse to paint doubt on her cancer.
Amber circled around the same talking points about how she can show receipts from her medical papers and not be believed while Destiny can show random screenshots talking to someone about Amber punching walls and be instantly believed. "When did I punch a wall?" Amber asked. She claims she didn't remember doing that.

Someone in the chat told Amber "Stop talking about your cancer. It's triggering me."

Amber had a meltdown and basically said she was triggered because the chat was triggered and she ended the stream early.
 
A lot of the live was her reading from her journal at random parts and giggling after saying "Wait. I'm scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared!" before reading.
It was riveting (/sarcasm) content in her journal such as unamed exes (whom Amber named "blank") in the lovebombing stage talking about how wonderful it is to learn more about Amber and how the gf told their mom she was moving in with Amber, Amber wondering "why does everyone develop a crush on me?" when a friend confessed they have a crush on her, and a moment when Amber was talking to Beck and admitted she would have hooked up with another girl if they had gotten drunk together. Shitty selfish and disloyal behavior is on brand for Amber.

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Amber raged about Becky denying Amber's cancer. Again. Someone in the chat asked if Amber saw Becky's Youtube community post before Amber had her live meltdown the other day, and Amber said "Yes. I actually read it before I went on live." Amber said she didn't care, she believes Becky was being purposefully obtuse to paint doubt on her cancer.
Amber circled around the same talking points about how she can show receipts from her medical papers and not be believed while Destiny can show random screenshots talking to someone about Amber punching walls and be instantly believed. "When did I punch a wall?" Amber asked. She claims she didn't remember doing that.

Someone in the chat told Amber "Stop talking about your cancer. It's triggering me."

Amber had a meltdown and basically said she was triggered because the chat was triggered and she ended the stream early.
lol that middle part is fucking hideous on her...
 
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