🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I still don't understand how someone like hamber who has supposedly been in therapy since she was a kid has never heard of an ACE score until like a few weeks ago.
 
Hayduraide said:
Dakota proudly announced on Reddit that she can, in fact, wipe her own ass, but for some reason goes into detail of how she does it.
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She had to powerlevel that she's less than half Amber's 500-600 elbees. Amazing.
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Imagine bragging that you have difficulty wiping your ass, but not *that* much difficulty wiping your ass.
 
FarmVille said:
Imagine bragging that you have difficulty wiping your ass, but not *that* much difficulty wiping your ass.
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I mean, hey, if you're a fat retard it'll at least help you sleep at night knowing you could always be MORE fat and retarded right? really typical shit for reddit who refuse to acknowledge that being half her size is still ungodly fat
 
holy shit she really does read here obsessively lol

her remembrance of a doctor picking her up like a bowling ball never came up when she was accusing her cousin & her dad’s friends. 5 years, she never brings up a doctor diddling her again, but magically after we discussed it? interesting!

hi fat! you smell <3
 
killerkungfuwolfbitch said:
holy shit she really does read here obsessively lol
her remembrance of a doctor picking her up like a bowling ball never came up when she was accusing her cousin & her dad’s friends. 5 years, she never brings up a doctor diddling her again, but magically after we discussed it? interesting!
hi fat! you smell <3
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I love that it's confirmed by multiple exes that she meticulously reads this thread.
I love even more that she seethes like an impotent 600 pound toddler because she can't exert her narc control over it or crybully to site admins to have it deleted.
But the thing I love most about it, is that she does it all to herself. Nobody makes her read everything here, she does it just to make herself mad.
On the (certain) chance that Fat Amber reads this: Quit feeding Twinkie, she's a dog not your own diabetic in the basement. It's funny when you slowly kill yourself with bad decisions, not when you do it to animals. I'll take my tophats now.
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Uhm, guys? Mega-Jowls Wtf is this thumbnail face?
Neko GF said:

i have bad news | weigh in ep. 2​

(04/02/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PfUjpWdala4Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=PfUjpWdala4
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Thanks. Alright fatty, let's hear it then what's the supposed bad news?

Says this video will be very different. Says that it took her a long time to realize this, but she says she doesn't want to lose weight, and doesn't want to be a YouTuber. Well then, looks like she finally caught up to what we've been saying forever. Oh. Says she has an actual job lines up and started working. So she went to a job interview and someone accepted her? Snrk okay. And she'll have to take an uber to work? Ahhh, glorious, the money's run dry. Welcome to the workforce, fatty. Says she doesn't need to lose weight because there's uber XL and she's got a job. No more counting calories for our gorl. She can just be her fatty self.

Naturally that's all bullshit. This is her doing an April Fool's bit... In a video being released on April 2nd. Y'okay fatso. Unfortunately, it looks like I won't be rid of this duty anytime soon. Aaaand the no diet diet is out the window, I assume her asslickers were cross with her for being a slob. Does an Ozempic/Semaglutide sperg and about how she's taking compound semaglutide. Anyway, onto these retarded questions....

Q: Do you still spend $3.000 on takeout like you used to?
A: No, she is now single. Claims she only ordered that much cuz she also had to feed Necky and admits to probably still spending over a thousand dollars a month on takeout, which is still insane.

Q: Is you getting cancer really related to your weight?
A: Yes, because her fatsoness caused her cycle to be irregular which made her not question spraying blood all over the gaycare like she was a foul fruit gusher. Also mentions her bullshit SA.

Q: How do you feel when people say that the snack plates you have on livestream is you binging?
A: Didn't even know peple were saying that. (I actually never heard that either.) And says it's not a binge.

Q: Does the weight online affect your weight?
A: Blames hayders for her pigging out cuz sometimes emotional eating is the only thing that helps her.

Q: How much would inpatient cost you?
A: somewhere between 100k or 250k and her insurance won't pay for that.

Onto the next segment of more boring shit. Says she couldn't handle the no diet diet because the cancer thing triggered her. Gives herself props for not going to eat ice cream with her mom after grocery shopping. What a riveting tale. Ohhhhhh we're back to counting calories and Noom, give it up to noom for their brief reprisal. Shows that noom recommends her between 2680 to 3430 calories a day. Says she won't be going near the 3000 zone because her metabolism is so messen up from yo yo dieting and such, she just loses weight differently you guys, her speshul little self is just immune to thermodynamics y'all. Also mentions noom wants you to weigh in daily. Says she still doesn't really have a goal, but wants to set herself a mini goal 472.4 lbs, 100lbs less than her self alleged highest weight. (I thought you wanted to be realistic, flatso)

For her weekly goals, she accomplished drinking 2 water bottles per day. What a milestone. And she also succeeded in her goal of only ordering takeout thrice.
Her new goals for the coming week are:
  1. Drink 2 water bottles a day
  2. only have takeout 3 times a week
  3. log her calories on noom every single day (also says she usually pretty spot on when estimating calories... uhuh... she has just learned so much over her 25 years of dieting, she's just not using that knowledge)
  4. doing intermittent fasting (yeah no bye that's not gonna work)
Claims her current weigh in resulted in 523.8lbs, so my crytid estimate would be 535-550lbs. I should note that we don't even get a ceiling shot of the bathroom scale for this one. And that's the end.
Boring, the most relevant and funniest bit in this video is that fatty says she's been dieting for 25 years so she's learned so much, she's just not applying that knowledge. Also she announces her latest future failure by saying that noom and calorie counting, this time with intermittent fasting, are back.

Also there is no bad news. Fatty just completely missed the point of April Fool's Day and does an April Fool's bit about how she's quitting youtube and she found a job. Boring and retarded, also fake and gay.
 
Since we all know fatty-boom-boom reads here...

Your metabolism isn't fucked because of yo-yo dieting or being a special snowflake, you retarded dingleberry.

It's fucked because (a) your hormones are fucked due to early and sudden menopause from you eating yourself into uterine cancer, and (b) you have no fucking lean muscle mass to speak of.

I'd go into the science behind it, but you're a gobsmackingly stupid moron that doesn't comprehend simple concepts like "lying is bad" and "don't overfeed the dog," so why bother?
 
Mekahineyho said:
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Thank you for this wonderful clip. The seethe is palpable. This will totally not result in endless "can you stop talking about X its triggering me" chats. I can see it now "stop talking about weight loss its triggering me" "stop talking about your love life its triggering me" "stop talking about low-calorie ice cream its triggering me".

As I previously mentioned... do fire sales in your streams you fat idiot. Sell handfuls of flour and mayo scoops for 5 bucks. 10 dollars to light a journal on fire. 15 dollars to blame something on Becky. 20 dollar N words. Eat Twonk's dinner for 25. The ideas make themselves. You can do this. You can beat the haters, one shot of Windex at a time.
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Anyway, onto these retarded questions....
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She has already answered all of these in some form. Probably 20 times. She will never admit to anything that reflects poorly on her. Never. So even these fake supporters sneaking in to try and ask leading questions is fruitless. Even if she responded to the takeout question with yes. The next video would be about how she hasn't used UberEats in 25 years. Jordy will point and gasp, Karina will clutch the pearls, Charlie Gold will eat chicken, Zachary Michael will continue to be a gay segregationist. It's so predictable.

This shit should be played in Guantanamo Bay on all the TVs. The prisoners will likely repent within hours and congress won't classify it as torture (even though they should).

Thanks for the summary. The suffering is real. Your work is appreciated @Hot CILF in your area :semperfidelis:
 
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