Autistic Asparagus
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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Mekahineyho
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I hate you Alexis for telling Amber about BPD
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I wouldn't be surprised if the interviewer did some more digging on Fatber and realized she's not sympathetic or a victim as she portrays. It's not hard to find her false rape accusations, the abuse of her partners or her prodigious lying habit. Amber is a nasty, vile person and all you have to do is scratch beneath the surface to see it all.
Holy T_Rex
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im pretty sure putting the kewpie mayo in Ramen is for some late night 7/11 snack in Japan or something from a food vlogger and shes just using what she has on hand. Her huge fucking forearms look inflatable as fuck and she shouldn't be mixing in mayo with anything though. She needs to get off the food content, even diet related social media.
I'd love it this summer if she went camping for even a weekend out somewhere nice and disappears for like 3 days and stops obsessing over food and socialmedia. She can eat all she wants out there but it's all prepacked food not delivery, she can shit and piss in a nearby river and she doesn't have to wipe so its just like home. Its perfect. Her and mommalynn can have a day and then amber can spend a night by herself before the heifer gets picked back up again and she can vlog the whole thing but no social media she just edits after the trip. Anything to get her ass outside and moving.
Too bad amber doesnt do cool things on her channel. I'll wait to see if beck does any outdoorsy lesbian adventures while amber stays inside and tries to force her audience to do something stupid like play choosy with mobile apps they could play together.
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If it was traction alopecia from wearing her hair tight, I think it would be more on the side of her head / ears, not where it is.
For example, Ariana Grande has it from wearing her hair tightly for years, with heavy hair extensions on top of it.
(I tried my best to circle what I meant.)
I personally think the bald spot on top is just from Amber's hair thinning from lack of hormone therapy + her hysterectomy, her shit diet and her not taking care of her hair at all. She barely brushes it, let alone washes it.
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Do we know anything about him? To even get involved with Amber's trailer trash family I suspect he's also trailer trash. If my would-be stepdaughter started calling me stepdad on the same day I met her it would be sending red flags. Kinda cute if she was a little kid maybe, but a codependant deathfat 30something? I'd be out of there so damn fast.
Maybe that's what pisses me off about Amber, a lot of her behaviour is considered cute when done by someone around 4-5 years old. She never got the memo she was supposed to grow out of it.
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I'm loving all these new weird angles. Really showing that age, dark sunken eyes, diabetic sores and busing, and wrinkles. That's a ROUGH 30s. I 100% believe that on the off chance the "are you in highschool?" comments are real, the woman asking is completely snarking her for dressing like a 600 pound toddler.
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I like Richie Milkus (aka Dr. Danglers) myself but he like a rare white rhino. His live streams are shadow banned but he does do The Fat Bitch Block which covers Amber every Friday along with the motley crew of other lol cows.
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Jojo siwa is another good example of traction alopecia, wearing a tight ass side ponytail for like a decade fucked up her hairline
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You can absolutely get it at the top of your head too, though.
Kourtney Kardashian had an unfortunate experience where she had a nice bald spot on the top of her head from a tight pony.
It’s certainly more common at the temples but it’s not unheard of at the top of the scalp.
Especially if she’s using a thick, rough, big hair tie that’s rubbing against her head since she doesn’t take it out to sleep etc.
Factor in the buildup of grease and sebum just all rubbing around and I could see a patch developing.
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it seems like he really stopped uploading regularly after his dog Goober passed away, not sure if that’s the exact reason or not but I wouldn’t blame him if it was. His interactions with Goober were some of my favorite parts of his videos
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He's not been very active on twitter or his main channel either. Last i heard he was having issues with power at the house.
If you didnt know he is https://twitter.com/irishdarn
Soft Gentle Love
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Watched a "retro" react from Salty Crab
and I think it's so funny that our washcloth queen claimed Becky was holding her back from traveling, losing weight, living in these glamorous cities and that's why they broke up. I just wish Amber could truly hear herself. Even her most recent claims saying that 19-21 y/o destiny was using her when at the beginning Destiny was supporting her completely LMAO. Amber has nothing to show for sinc her breakup with beck, just a married woman, a feeder, a billie eyelash concert, and a dead cat. She's so full of herself she doesnt even realize it.
I watched a jordy stream and he was talking about how ambers "wake up call" will only be the last few months before she dies. How she's gonna be in the hospital wagering with god and thinking how she could've done things differently but it'll be too late. and I have to agree, she doesnt know the seriousness of her situation and will always blame everyne and everything around her. Just a 34 y/o woman who is morbidly obese and its all because she was a foster.
I watched a jordy stream and he was talking about how ambers "wake up call" will only be the last few months before she dies. How she's gonna be in the hospital wagering with god and thinking how she could've done things differently but it'll be too late. and I have to agree, she doesnt know the seriousness of her situation and will always blame everyne and everything around her. Just a 34 y/o woman who is morbidly obese and its all because she was a foster.
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Alright, thanks. Looks like our gorl is ready to start her new schedule and the first video is over 30 minutes long. Fuck me. Oh well, nothing to be done about it.
Another new beginning
Hello hello from our gorl. Says this is gonna be the first weekly vlog. Says Monday will be a compilation of her vlogging things from the entire week.
Uploading 4 times a week? I'll give our gorl 3 weeks before she needs a break because of the haydurzz and she needs to take a step back and heal. smth smth accountability.This video is being filmed on St. Patrick's Day. Claims that she like filming different content (?), and thinks a stricter schedule will der her be more consistent (???).
New shot fatty is on the couch and wants us to have a little chit chat. Aaaand we immediately hear her talk about her mentulz again
. Lord preserve me. I'm going through a lot it's chemical it's situational shut your bitch ass up. Thanks her asslickers for all the support. "I don't know how much more I can take." Ah, already setting up for failure? Says she will talk about BeePeeDee and says some people are really grateful for her talking about it. Looks forward to her bad audience leaving eventually. Talking about haydurs and reaction channels again.
New shot. Fatty is telling us about the wildfires in Oklahoma.
Next day, fatty just finished her livestream. (This was the one where she drank). Shows us which shampoo and conditioner she uses. She lumbers through her home as she tells us what snacks she's had and what clothes she needs to put away.
Next shot, our gorlie got herself some McDonalds.
"I had a 20 piece McNugget, an oreo flurry, and a diet coke. That's all I got."
Spoken like a true and honest fatty.Ahh, diet coke, every fat fuck's loyal companion. "Alcohol does not feel good in my body anymore." AlcoholismSurvivorLynn anyone?
Next shot, fatty is assembling a pots and pans set. Nearly fucking smashes the shit as she shows it off.
Next day, fatty starts by showing off her outfit (to no one's surprise, it looks like shit. Also can she just stop it with the braids? She looks like an actual bona fide retard.) Claims she's never worn anything like it but honestly everything looks the same when stretched taut over her ugly body. Brief intermission because people expressed interest in her eye makeup. Next, we're at the cinema, Hamberlynn is going to see Captain America: Brave New World. Kind of surprised to see Amber- oh she's here with mommalynn and her stepdad. Shoulda known.
After the movie. Tells us that no one liked the movie (it's a modern day Disney production of a Marvel property, it being a piece of shit is a foregone conclusion). Wonders if she can still walk a mile, but won't do it in this weather. Of course, her doubting herself is only due to her having had covid, and not because she's heavier than a silverback Gorilla. Brief shot of her walking Twinkie. Brief shot of her after the crashout stream but nothing notable happens.
The next day. Fatty looks like shit and complains of her ailments. Self love talk. Shows us a clip of her from an unfinished vlog where she wears the shirt that makes her look like a fat lesbo version of Sully from Monsters Inc. It's therapy talk of how this one form of therapy just wasn't for her, but this other form of therapy is something she's been looking forward to and it's definitely gonna work. Scored 9/10 on some online questionnaire about childhood trauma. Back to current day and hamfuck reiterates how much this therapy is definitely gonna help her.
BAHAHAHAHA, oh this next shot is presumably of her after she did her clapback video against Salty Crab or whoever that guntlicker is. Says you should never regret sticking up for yourself. Next shot is of her before she's going to bed, and she says that she doesn't like doing reaction videos. Explains herself looking like an ugly raccon as the lighting.
It is the next day. Our gorlie is so tired cuz she only got a couple hours of sleep (boohoo). So nervous for the first appointment. Next shot is after the appointment and I can already tell this is gonna be annoying. Might go back on medication, therapy plan set up, might need to see a therapy, disassociation mode, it's time for me to do better, is excited for her beepeedee symptoms to lessen. Shows off ugly pants that are too long.
Next day. Gorl thanks her asslickers for all the support she got after the reaction video. Is getting ready to go to the restaurant with her mom and her stepdad. Shows us some pics of the mexican restaurant on her laptop (I'm sure a more motivated farmer can easily find out what restaurant it is). Next shot is bingo. Back home, stepdad won some money and Hambo talks about how lucky she is. Next shot is her...ugh, making instant ramen. Ramen noodle talk that goes on for too long. Puts-
mayo into the pot she's cooking the noodles in, this is after the noodles were strained and most of the water removed.
"Literally look how creamy and tasty that looks."
Amber this looks like something I'd find in a meth addled junkie's kitchen. If anyone served me this I'd hop they have enough money put away for a funeral because this is unacceptable.
The next day. Amber is putting stuff away in her closet. Was meant to go babysitting today (hard up for cash are we, Amber? Why don't you do us all a favor and show layurghhs?). Shows us a new dress and maybe it's just me but all these torrid tarps are starting to look the same to me. Short sequence of her grocery shopping and giving opinions that I don't give a shit about.
Back home, we're getting an update on her LEGO builds. Oh god, no, more talking. Calls herself a spiritual gorlie, while being agnostic, and thinks she's connected to the universe. "I have matured spiritually a lot." Shows us her favorite tarot deck, that being the neoteric feminine tarot. Presents her collection of oracle cards, and I gotta be honest, as someone who is only tertiarily interested in spirituality, what the fuck is an oracle card? Apparently it's like tarot except more freeform. Not gonna look into this more than I have to. Wants to draw a few cards to see how the next week is gonna go. Shows us how she needs to shuffle the oracle cards because her hands are too tiny. The next shot is her shuffling a deck of regular playing cards and alright fatty, I'll give you that one, that's some decent shuffling skill. But I coulda done without the obviously fake story on how you taught yourself to write at the children's shelter. Her insights from the reading are as follows:
Hello hello from our gorl. Says this is gonna be the first weekly vlog. Says Monday will be a compilation of her vlogging things from the entire week.
Uploading 4 times a week? I'll give our gorl 3 weeks before she needs a break because of the haydurzz and she needs to take a step back and heal. smth smth accountability.
New shot fatty is on the couch and wants us to have a little chit chat. Aaaand we immediately hear her talk about her mentulz again
. Lord preserve me. I'm going through a lot it's chemical it's situational shut your bitch ass up. Thanks her asslickers for all the support. "I don't know how much more I can take." Ah, already setting up for failure? Says she will talk about BeePeeDee and says some people are really grateful for her talking about it. Looks forward to her bad audience leaving eventually. Talking about haydurs and reaction channels again.New shot. Fatty is telling us about the wildfires in Oklahoma.
Next day, fatty just finished her livestream. (This was the one where she drank). Shows us which shampoo and conditioner she uses. She lumbers through her home as she tells us what snacks she's had and what clothes she needs to put away.
Next shot, our gorlie got herself some McDonalds.
"I had a 20 piece McNugget, an oreo flurry, and a diet coke. That's all I got."
Spoken like a true and honest fatty.
Next shot, fatty is assembling a pots and pans set. Nearly fucking smashes the shit as she shows it off.
Next day, fatty starts by showing off her outfit (to no one's surprise, it looks like shit. Also can she just stop it with the braids? She looks like an actual bona fide retard.) Claims she's never worn anything like it but honestly everything looks the same when stretched taut over her ugly body. Brief intermission because people expressed interest in her eye makeup. Next, we're at the cinema, Hamberlynn is going to see Captain America: Brave New World. Kind of surprised to see Amber- oh she's here with mommalynn and her stepdad. Shoulda known.
After the movie. Tells us that no one liked the movie (it's a modern day Disney production of a Marvel property, it being a piece of shit is a foregone conclusion). Wonders if she can still walk a mile, but won't do it in this weather. Of course, her doubting herself is only due to her having had covid, and not because she's heavier than a silverback Gorilla. Brief shot of her walking Twinkie. Brief shot of her after the crashout stream but nothing notable happens.
The next day. Fatty looks like shit and complains of her ailments. Self love talk. Shows us a clip of her from an unfinished vlog where she wears the shirt that makes her look like a fat lesbo version of Sully from Monsters Inc. It's therapy talk of how this one form of therapy just wasn't for her, but this other form of therapy is something she's been looking forward to and it's definitely gonna work. Scored 9/10 on some online questionnaire about childhood trauma. Back to current day and hamfuck reiterates how much this therapy is definitely gonna help her.
BAHAHAHAHA, oh this next shot is presumably of her after she did her clapback video against Salty Crab or whoever that guntlicker is. Says you should never regret sticking up for yourself. Next shot is of her before she's going to bed, and she says that she doesn't like doing reaction videos. Explains herself looking like an ugly raccon as the lighting.
It is the next day. Our gorlie is so tired cuz she only got a couple hours of sleep (boohoo). So nervous for the first appointment. Next shot is after the appointment and I can already tell this is gonna be annoying. Might go back on medication, therapy plan set up, might need to see a therapy, disassociation mode, it's time for me to do better, is excited for her beepeedee symptoms to lessen. Shows off ugly pants that are too long.
Next day. Gorl thanks her asslickers for all the support she got after the reaction video. Is getting ready to go to the restaurant with her mom and her stepdad. Shows us some pics of the mexican restaurant on her laptop (I'm sure a more motivated farmer can easily find out what restaurant it is). Next shot is bingo. Back home, stepdad won some money and Hambo talks about how lucky she is. Next shot is her...ugh, making instant ramen. Ramen noodle talk that goes on for too long. Puts-
mayo into the pot she's cooking the noodles in, this is after the noodles were strained and most of the water removed.
"Literally look how creamy and tasty that looks."
Amber this looks like something I'd find in a meth addled junkie's kitchen. If anyone served me this I'd hop they have enough money put away for a funeral because this is unacceptable.
The next day. Amber is putting stuff away in her closet. Was meant to go babysitting today (hard up for cash are we, Amber? Why don't you do us all a favor and show layurghhs?). Shows us a new dress and maybe it's just me but all these torrid tarps are starting to look the same to me. Short sequence of her grocery shopping and giving opinions that I don't give a shit about.
Back home, we're getting an update on her LEGO builds. Oh god, no, more talking. Calls herself a spiritual gorlie, while being agnostic, and thinks she's connected to the universe. "I have matured spiritually a lot." Shows us her favorite tarot deck, that being the neoteric feminine tarot. Presents her collection of oracle cards, and I gotta be honest, as someone who is only tertiarily interested in spirituality, what the fuck is an oracle card? Apparently it's like tarot except more freeform. Not gonna look into this more than I have to. Wants to draw a few cards to see how the next week is gonna go. Shows us how she needs to shuffle the oracle cards because her hands are too tiny. The next shot is her shuffling a deck of regular playing cards and alright fatty, I'll give you that one, that's some decent shuffling skill. But I coulda done without the obviously fake story on how you taught yourself to write at the children's shelter. Her insights from the reading are as follows:
Try not to procrastinate too muc next week.
Glow up regarding her BPD therapy
Don't seek anyone's approval
And that is it for this vlog. Kissy outro.Glow up regarding her BPD therapy
Don't seek anyone's approval
Don't watch if you have literally anything better to do with your time.
Autistic Asparagus
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Salty Crab is becoming almost unwatchable with the amount of Becky pussy licking she does. That video was basically “BECK WAS ABOOOOSED SOOOOO NOTHING SHE DID WAS WRONG”
i think at least some of the beck buttlicking is to piss Hambo off when she rage watches the videos
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Mayo on ramen just sounds so nasty lol
Soft Gentle Love
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Yea I think all of the reaction channels right now are kissing becky's ass, but i don't think it'll last forever. Well at least I hope it won't last forever lol. As long as the audience doesn't sht on becky, becky will stcik around, and the more becky sticks around the more amber will spiral so i think its worth it lol.
Autistic Asparagus
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True, I don’t even believe all the stuff Becky is saying is 100% true but seeing Amber rage about it is fun.