🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Constellationzero said:
Now that you've seen and had a laugh over the draweeeeens and discussed ad nauseum how she'd wipe using a sink...

Can you now understand that I MIGHT be right about her using a toilet??

How could she? These are not bariatric toilets. They can, and often do, CRACK under the weight.
And I mentioned the logistics of Hambone's elephantine body/ass lifting up from said toilet. And making enough room for Becky or Jade to wipe.
Hambutt's C of G is already revoltingly OFF. She'd fall and tumble forward, or down.

And that wide, hail damaged, flat frog ass with the fat shelf: Becky and Jade would've had to PART them ass cheeks to even go there. Watch MSPL. It takes a fucking TEAM of CNA's and orderlies to even wipe PISS. So what's y'all's logistics/reasoning for her ALLEGEDLY using a toilet???

Even Chinstraps copped to diapers during long haul flights. Even Nader showed her pissed in and shitted drawers on camera PROVING even Chins didn't really use a toilet all the time.

Are you all ready now to accept the truth? Probably not.
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People scorn you because they hate the truth.
 
Amberlynn says she misses Emily, real embarrassing
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Also coming after salty crab with the ableist allegations
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Some other shit from her Q&A:
Amber is pressed about comments that she uses cheap, shitty perfume:
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(BTW I 100% guarantee she just has the sample spray of this that was in the set Jade got her, not a full bottle. So how much again, Amber? $0?)
Amber is pressed about being called a narc when she is a narc:
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Amber shares a DM from a white knight:
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Amber dances (wobbles?) around the truth:
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Amber rightly calls Becky a grifter:
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Edit: some more…
Amber severely pressed about perfume:
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K Amber.
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So the answer is no, you can’t:
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And now let’s all say which Amber quote we personally would use:
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Mine is “if you eat faster you can get like, more” - Amber Reid
 
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Sorry to post again but I found this interesting:
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Let’s see..
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Right well no guesses what “line of work” this person that Amber is following is in.
Who does this feedee model follow…
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Ok..
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Ah.
At least Emily was smart enough to not follow her back, I guess?
 
Camel Bro 94 said:
Uh oh...is the Grim Feeder turning on our gorl too?
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This channel (a tarot read so take that for what you will) did a video recently "reading" what may have happened to Rarity. Her recent videos have also speculated that someone *knows* what really happened and will be coming forward with it.

Not really something I believe in but it sure is entertaining.

 
Took longer than I thought for WashclothLynn to hide behind the cancer diagnosis. Knew it was coming though.

Perfume might cost hundreds of dollars, but a bar of soap can be gotten at the Dollar Tree and when used properly has more value.
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She HAD to freebleed cuz of the cancer yall. SHE HAD TO! It was the ONLY WAY!

She didn't do it because she's disgusting, lazy and didn't want to face the truth that doctors would give her about her weight. Not at all!
 
Lol @ the "my perfume is totally expensive and high end" after claiming "I'm not a narc because I'm not materialistic! Looks at my $3 cheese slicer earrings!"
 
AzurePastures said:
Not only are you correct about this, but she literally just showed the sample-size bottle in her most recent blog. To imply your $7 perfume is worth $235 is... quite something. Very amberlynn-coded, as the kids say.
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Because Amber loves to nitpick, she akshually has the 5ml sample bottle, from this set which Jade purchased:
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Jade said she would buy Amber a full-sized bottle of whichever perfume she liked best out of the set.
Amber just got dumped before that happened, and is too cheap to buy herself a bottle for said $235.
She would much rather buy $235 of Billie Eilish/Urban Outfitters (Le Monde)/Marc Jacobs fruity generic crap so she can not feel bad about spraying it 8000 times a day.
It makes me chuckle that a lot of her perfumes are also dupes for higher-end perfumes. Influencer my ass lol
 
Mekahineyho said:
Amber you bled for 2 years without seeing a gynecologist for it.
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Don't you know everyone else is supposed to care more and be more sensitive about it than even she was. After all the wrong things Amber does I find it so funny how she expects others to behave as she sees fit all the time. Maybe she needs to not worry so much about what others do and say and focus more on basic hygiene. They teach that in classes for mentally handicapped adults that have the minds of children she will fit right in, well not that she'll fit in anything that bitch is huge!
 
Le Labo is high art. Amber deserves the velvet Elvis scents of the white trash celebrity toilet water counter at Wommart.

You guys, she couldn't wear a maxi pad because cancer wouldn't let her. It removed all her consideration for other people and made her gush fermented bodily fluids all over their personal belongings. Cancer made her do that. Cancer. Cancer abhors a sanitary pad!
 
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