🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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After several days, (God help my brain) I think I figured out the whole sink wiping thing. I think she used the sink to push the cloth into her very deep crevice and then used her hand to pull the washcloth up and out. I don't think Becky is lying. It's not something you can just make up. And Amber has not once, that I'm aware, denied it. Another possibility, Amber never showed her and said "I use the sink (for leverage) and a washcloth".

I have so many thoughts and questions about the stuff Amber has said recently, but did she show us screenshots to prove how horrible Becky was by showing us how horrible Eric was, or talking about Becky not working, but saying nothing about non-working, disability scamming Ricky.

Also, watched salty crabs new video on raglyn bleeds and wondering where she is getting her new personality from, the one where she keeps changing her voice to say certain sentences or just certain words, or the weird random noises she makes lately. At some points she is trying to speak with a British accent or southern accent. It's obviously something she never did before and it's extremely annoying.
 
Why is every third viewer in ambers gorlverse have BPD. It’s getting old af. It’s a fairly uncommon disorder that only 2% of America has and they are all in ambers comments…
 
Pig Demon said:
Why is every third viewer in ambers gorlverse have BPD. It’s getting old af. It’s a fairly uncommon disorder that only 2% of America has and they are all in ambers comments…
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They probably don't realise that you need to meet each criterion to a pathological level to be diagnosed. For example, "impulsive or reckless behaviors" deosn't mean you occasionally get drunk and write bad poetry, it means that you go on a four-day bender of any drugs you can get your hands on, or an evening of random unrpotected sex with multiple parters.
 
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Janai said:
Ofc Amber is gonna bully salty crab because salty crab gets wayyy more views than amber at the molment. and her livestream recaps are getting a lot of attention.
I watched the video but didn't think to save it. In Ambers most recent live stream she took a narc test and lied on a lot of the answers and said "see you guise I'm not a narc" and thats a huge summary. The angel on here that did the recap went into detail if you are interested in the test.
I think salty crab should def reedit the video without clips and just upload again. She's able to summarize the livestreams without the actual clips so I dont see how this video would be any different.
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She did, I just watched…but it’s totally not about amber it’s about “rag Lynn bleed” 😂😂😂
 
I hate that this thought has occurred to me, but I’m surprised Amber didn’t use paper towels to wipe her ass. They’re a hell of a lot bigger than wash cloths, and they are meant to be thrown out. I doubt a single one would stand a chance against the corner of the counter (or her ass for that matter), but she could have wadded a few together.
 
deputydogshit2.0 said:
I hate that this thought has occurred to me, but I’m surprised Amber didn’t use paper towels to wipe her ass. They’re a hell of a lot bigger than wash cloths, and they are meant to be thrown out. I doubt a single one would stand a chance against the corner of the counter (or her ass for that matter), but she could have wadded a few together.
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I feel like paper towels would tear with the friction where a towel wouldn't. plus she has the money to waste since she doesn't have any savings
 
deputydogshit2.0 said:
I hate that this thought has occurred to me, but I’m surprised Amber didn’t use paper towels to wipe her ass. They’re a hell of a lot bigger than wash cloths, and they are meant to be thrown out. I doubt a single one would stand a chance against the corner of the counter (or her ass for that matter), but she could have wadded a few together.
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Have you heard the sound they make when you rub them together? It's awful.
 
janeir0 said:
Maybe if Amber carried more weight in her stomach like the dead ex Colleen, as opposed to in her treetrunk laygs and arms, Emily wouldn't have broken up with her. Wonder if she's ever thought of that.
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If amber wasn't such an insufferable cunt maybe Emily wouldn't have dumped her lard ass
 
New & Improved Username said:
Regarding sink corner butt wiping-

we're approaching this from a too normie view. We wipe our anus and a very small area around it so we're assuming Amber is trying to get the washcloth against her anus. There is simply too much (unreachable) real estate for this.

She's given up on wiping that bit, they'll sandblast it at the emergency room on her semiannual visit. She's using the corner to wipe the upper crack where poo gets squished up towards the bottom of her shirt, where the wiping stick drags it toward her waist.
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This is horrifying and revolting to read, thank you.
 
deputydogshit2.0 said:
I hate that this thought has occurred to me, but I’m surprised Amber didn’t use paper towels to wipe her ass. They’re a hell of a lot bigger than wash cloths, and they are meant to be thrown out. I doubt a single one would stand a chance against the corner of the counter (or her ass for that matter), but she could have wadded a few together.
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Or used one of those grippy wands, or even a hose/bidet attachment...the fact that she didn't, probably due to the fact leaving either thing visible in the bathroom where they'd have to be stored wouldn't be dainty enough, is peak Amberlynn to me.
 
Now that you've seen and had a laugh over the draweeeeens and discussed ad nauseum how she'd wipe using a sink...

Can you now understand that I MIGHT be right about her using a toilet??

How could she? These are not bariatric toilets. They can, and often do, CRACK under the weight.
And I mentioned the logistics of Hambone's elephantine body/ass lifting up from said toilet. And making enough room for Becky or Jade to wipe.
Hambutt's C of G is already revoltingly OFF. She'd fall and tumble forward, or down.

And that wide, hail damaged, flat frog ass with the fat shelf: Becky and Jade would've had to PART them ass cheeks to even go there. Watch MSPL. It takes a fucking TEAM of CNA's and orderlies to even wipe PISS. So what's y'all's logistics/reasoning for her ALLEGEDLY using a toilet???

Even Chinstraps copped to diapers during long haul flights. Even Nader showed her pissed in and shitted drawers on camera PROVING even Chins didn't really use a toilet all the time.

Are you all ready now to accept the truth? Probably not.
 
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