🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Poor Amber is not having a good week!
 
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So Emily just posted this on instagram. For comedic purposes, read it until the end.
Amber probably thought Emily was still thinking about her~ only for the last paragraph to suddenly reveal this is addressed to COLLEEN. You can imagine how that enlarged heart dropped, it’s hilarious.
 

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strange creature said:
So Emily just posted this on instagram. For comedic purposes, read it until the end.
Amber probably thought Emily was still thinking about her~ only for the last paragraph to suddenly reveal this is addressed to COLLEEN. You can imagine how that enlarged heart dropped, it’s hilarious.
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" It was a world only we knew"
 

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strange creature said:
So Emily just posted this on instagram. For comedic purposes, read it until the end.
Amber probably thought Emily was still thinking about her~ only for the last paragraph to suddenly reveal this is addressed to COLLEEN. You can imagine how that enlarged heart dropped, it’s hilarious.
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Lol this week was not a good one for Amber, with now everyone knowing without any doubt she was the rebound of all rebounds. Curious to see how she will spin this.
 
Nice body shaming, Emily. If you gave Hamber half a chance she would've gotten world sized for you as well.

Edit : fixed spelling cause retard.
 
Maybe if Amber carried more weight in her stomach like the dead ex Colleen, as opposed to in her treetrunk laygs and arms, Emily wouldn't have broken up with her. Wonder if she's ever thought of that.
 
Fee said:
The second picture I can't really tell what exactly I'm looking at, the lady was 1klbs she can't detach her gut where is the rest of her can someone explain what's going on in that second photo?
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I went and reread the r-a-p-e poem and noticed some parallels to the current situation. Truly Amber's magnum opus. It just needs a little adjusting here and there.

W-I-P-E
Whispers inch past echos (thanks chatgpt for this ambercoded garbage)
I used the wrong cloth
 
Fee said:
The second picture I can't really tell what exactly I'm looking at, the lady was 1klbs she can't detach her gut where is the rest of her can someone explain what's going on in that second photo?
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Emily is laying kind of vertical at an angle on her lap. and her massive fucking stomach is plopped on top of her. idk if you have seen shows like my 600 pound life or anything but when you are that big.... you aren't perfectly round. you are extremely mishappen and blobby and you have lumps of fat growing out of you like tumors. its just a big fat ball.
 
Regarding sink corner butt wiping-

we're approaching this from a too normie view. We wipe our anus and a very small area around it so we're assuming Amber is trying to get the washcloth against her anus. There is simply too much (unreachable) real estate for this.

She's given up on wiping that bit, they'll sandblast it at the emergency room on her semiannual visit. She's using the corner to wipe the upper crack where poo gets squished up towards the bottom of her shirt, where the wiping stick drags it toward her waist.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Why does Amber not go after Charlie gold? I just watched a stream where she watched the entire live on YT.
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I know, right? I guess Charlie assumes that live-reacting to Amber’s members-only content is transformational enough to avoid infringing, and she may very well be right.

Honestly, I think Amber is both too stupid and attention-impaired to realize that Charlie is back posting again.
 
Watching the Salty Crab recap this morning and she mentioned that Hambie copyright struck her video for commenting over pookie's "member's only" nontent. I've heard she paid some data collection company to try phonebooking Jordie but has she provably done this in the past with the intent to dox and extort or disseminate reaction channel's personal and family info?
 
maybe a pigeon said:
I know, right? I guess Charlie assumes that live-reacting to Amber’s members-only content is transformational enough to avoid infringing, and she may very well be right.

Honestly, I think Amber is both too stupid and attention-impaired to realize that Charlie is back posting again.
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Amber acknowledged that they know Charlie is broadcasting her streams. I agree with the person above that she’s scared of a racism scandal/scared of Charlie.
 
I agree with New & Improved Username's point that the main wipe target is the upper shit glued crack. I also have some thoughts on the steps and logistics.
Wash cloth should be damp, placed at a diamond angle over the corner. Fatty probably leans forward (a fall risk for sure), spreads cheeks, backs up on the corner and lets go. Now that the cloth is wedged between, it's been pulled up from the counter, and closer to her center of gravity to strain her arm behind, grab the top corner and pull it up through. Most likely splattering shit on the walls

Alternative to bending forward would be propping a leg up on the toilet, don't know if she'd be capable of raising her leg that high though.
 
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