🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lol she's scared!!11
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I am uncomfortable when we are not about me
 
Ofc Amber is gonna bully salty crab because salty crab gets wayyy more views than amber at the molment. and her livestream recaps are getting a lot of attention.
I watched the video but didn't think to save it. In Ambers most recent live stream she took a narc test and lied on a lot of the answers and said "see you guise I'm not a narc" and thats a huge summary. The angel on here that did the recap went into detail if you are interested in the test.
I think salty crab should def reedit the video without clips and just upload again. She's able to summarize the livestreams without the actual clips so I dont see how this video would be any different.
 
No problem @Depressed_Oni, happy to help.

As an aside, while we wait for more stuff to happen, what do y'all think her current weight actually is? Her last weight that she admitted to was 513lbs, but I think we can safely dismiss that as bullshit.

I also don't think she's past or at her highest weight of 572lbs, both due to the fact she just doesn't have that stream of income anymore, and that the lack of a butler also means that she needs to do more for herself. She also just doesnt look as fat as she did at her highest, even if you account for gravity and sagging.

I'd estimate her to be around 530-550lbs, but I'm far from an expert, so I'm curious to hear what you guys think.
IMAGINE.... just imagine!! :story:
 
It's weird that Amber doesn't just privately hire somebody to wipe her ass. I know you can be blind to your own stink at times, but surely at some point you hit the threshold of "oh God" and need to wash just out of pure disgust. Even if Amber is blind to her own smell, if she exits a room and re-enters she should smell the stink of shit.

Amber would never hire someone for that, they'd just be a person who performs the service they're being paid to do and leaves while maintaining and asserting their personal boundaries at all times. They'd presumably ensure the relationship remains purely professional and treat Amber exactly the same as the rest of their clients. She doesn't want that and probably wouldn't see the point. Amber isn't entirely helpless, it's a manipulation tactic to keep enabler types on the hook with guilt, and I'm pretty sure ass wiping is the final boss of codependent relationships. Being that fat probably does render some tasks literally impossible, but when she has no enabler snared (or they set a hard limit) and something needs to be done, she usually figures it the fuck out.

That being said, she's just fat and filthy and doesn't care. iirc she puts down puppy pads and lets the dog shit inside routinely, the cat's litter box is probably disgusting, and at one point she let it go so bad that there was barely a square foot of her house that one of her pets hadn't shit or pissed on. None of that bothered her either. She knows she smells, she's just so used to her own funk that she can't fathom that anyone would find her odor offensive. Or she thinks that spraying herself down with cheap scented body spray flawlessly disguises the eye-watering stench of a 500 lb deathfat who hasn't bathed in months (it does not).
 
I hate that I remember this, but didn’t we learn from Erika or Valentine or whoever that Amber used a wiping device both for wiping and as a sex toy?
I don't really believe that Amber uses it as a sex toy. The logistics don't make sense. I won't go into more detail than that.
 
I'm using this time of no content to go through old posts and I saw something that caught my eye. So, while Amberlynn's vlogs are mostly nontent, there are some things during recapping that stand out, like how during one of her covid vlogs, she dumbfoundedly reported on "ice falling from the sky", seemingly not knowing what hail or sleet are.

So this one made me go 'hm'.
Writerlynn returns with another confusing non-sentence.
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"To the left of me we have beautiful skies..."
*pans to the right*
Never change you potato with eyes.
So, what happened here exactly, did she forget what hail was? Did she (🌧️+🌸+👂🤚🧱🗣️) use the wrong word back then? Is this a case study on the link between prolonged obesity and declining cognitive function? Was our gorl just extra quorky with Covid?

All of the above?
Also not exactly sure what exactly Amber hoped to accomplish talking to reaction channels but here's hoping it results in more false and homosexual drama :optimistic:.
 
Do us/we/they/it think she did this at Emily's house? Did she use Emily's washcloths?
Oh no Im sure Emily reveled in wiping ambers ass for her. Shes a size queen member? She loves em big, and that means all the grotest vile aspects that come with a 600lb human. Small victory that amber no longer cycles.

Eric Ricky and Beck truely experienced the most vile time. Peak weight, peak smug, peak filth. And yes. They deserved it you "beck was vile too" weirdos lol.
 
Hecticana just posted this (only good reaction channel currently btw) IMG_7238.jpeg

If someone revealed My absolute off the wall way of wiping to the world, I would want the earth to swallow me and you wouldn’t hear from me for a good while. She’s been more active than ever and messaging dumb shit to people. The fact that she has zero nest egg to step away fully is insane.
 
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