🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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BrunoMattei said:
I keep being told this thread has more intellectual and nuanced discussion and no, it's just bitching about the fat girl every time. The fat girl did this. The fat girl did that. That's it. That's all there is to it. You guys make it seem like there's some Machiavellian plot where she's trying to take over the world but no, it's just a dumb fat bitch on Youtube. That's all.

This is Beauty Parlor in a nutshell:


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You guys make the DSP sub-forum look better by comparison. Jeeze.
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"If you want really intellectually stimulating, in-depth and nuanced discussion, check out the Amberlynn lolcow thread" said absolutely nobody to you, ever. Lol
 
BrunoMattei said:
This is Beauty Parlor in a nutshell:
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BrunoMattei said:
I keep being told this thread has more intellectual and nuanced discussion and no, it's just bitching about the fat girl every time. The fat girl did this. The fat girl did that. That's it. That's all there is to it. You guys make it seem like there's some Machiavellian plot where she's trying to take over the world but no, it's just a dumb fat bitch on Youtube. That's all.

This is Beauty Parlor in a nutshell:


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You guys make the DSP sub-forum look better by comparison. Jeeze.
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Anyone expecting a thread about a 500 lb woman to have philosophical discussions about the meaning of life is a retard.
 
I mean I just love seeing a potential narc squirm. No becky isn’t great, none of them are but man amber seems to be in panic manic mode as of late. We’ve all known Becky’s “tea” for years this is just validation

Now id like to discuss the philosophical implications from how a 600 pound woman can even exist, like a dipshit
 
BrunoMattei said:
I keep being told this thread has more intellectual and nuanced discussion and no, it's just bitching about the fat girl every time. The fat girl did this. The fat girl did that. That's it. That's all there is to it.
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Lmao who tf said that? This is a gossip site, not a philosophy symposium. All I, and I wager a lot of others, wanna do is laugh at a fat woman and her carbon based satellites, do the occasional autistic sperg and say that she is fat, and I would not have sex with her.
 
Autistic Asparagus said:
Anyone expecting a thread about a 500 lb woman to have philosophical discussions about the meaning of life is a retard.
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Right? Who's the troll who told him that this thread had "intellectual and nuanced discussion"? This is the most exceptional thread in the Salon, and we like it that way.

I got Krystle btw
 
whatever compensation beggy was getting for months after the break was clearly worth it since she overstayed her welcome and didn't even need to look for a part time job to provide for herself. She could have found a job and moved out in couple of months. Clearly doing few hours of live streaming for housing takeout pocket money bills was worth it

Also private nurse salary is actually pretty minimum wage And let's not forget she only did the wiping for 9 months. Rest of the years she was just hanging around sometimes driving amber around. What type of job out there would let beggy be lazy all day long and get paid for it? neck stayed for money because i think she is very lazy when it comes to working and even though amber was horrible to her, bitch still almost got married to her.

like I don't understand why beggy wasn't working after the break up to save up for the time she wanted to move out. live streams didn't take that much time and she had housing and food. she could have found a serving job or a part time job or something so when she moved out she had more than 100$.
 
DXR1000 said:
whatever compensation beggy was getting for months after the break was clearly worth it since she overstayed her welcome and didn't even need to look for a part time job to provide for herself. She could have found a job and moved out in couple of months. Clearly doing few hours of live streaming for housing takeout pocket money bills was worth it

Also private nurse salary is actually pretty minimum wage And let's not forget she only did the wiping for 9 months. Rest of the years she was just hanging around sometimes driving amber around. What type of job out there would let beggy be lazy all day long and get paid for it? neck stayed for money because i think she is very lazy when it comes to working and even though amber was horrible to her, bitch still almost got married to her.

like I don't understand why beggy wasn't working after the break up to save up for the time she wanted to move out. live streams didn't take that much time and she had housing and food. she could have found a serving job or a part time job or something so when she moved out she had more than 100$.
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I agree Becky is exactly the type of person who claims their mental health can't handle showing up to a place five days a week and letting someone tell them what to do.
 
Arlo Gunthrie said:
Idk how many women you know with full beards but ok THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING US
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Imagine joining in January of 25 and think you're done lurking.
Integrate newfag.

Alao the whole pronoun debate. Amber dates women, its that easy. If you think they can opt out of their biological sex you're retarded. Don't Snowflake have a comment section for you to hang out in?
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I've been off ambo a while since she's on repeat again. The covid saga was hilarious, never have i seen such drama.
But this whole League of Retarded exes bs, I don't even know. These women really build their whole identity on being ambers ex. What sad people.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
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Yeah but I watched My600LBlife before it went to streaming (no cable tv)and also I worked in a laundromat 20 years ago where there was a patron who was worse off than this, unable to wipe, unable to entrap a victim who would wipe him. I think his mother probably had been the wiper until she became too elderly/disabled to do it.

I'm guessing he's dead now. There was also a deathfat woman who, as the saying goes, had a pretty-ish face. She had a boyfriend (lul men would fuck a dead raccoon if it was available). She got weight loss surgery which worked as well as it does, maybe 430 to 299ish. Idk what became of her because I went somewhere else before too long. Bottom line is, Amberlynn is nowhere near the bottom line of pathetic.
 
My retarded iPad won’t let me quote, but allow me to sperg out about WW.

I agree that Amber needs more than a phone app to get her out of the situation type deal she’s eaten herself into. I’m a lowly straight-sized small fat (or whatever those gargantuan cows call it) with about 20 pounds to lose, and WW is working fine for me.

Anyway, I’ve done WW a couple of times, and the program changes quite a bit from iteration to iteration.

The current version has a ton of zero point foods: all fruits, vegetables except for avocado, lean beef, skinless chicken, fish, shellfish, oats and plain potatoes are zero points. This is great news, right? Except they compensate for it by hammering you for sweets and processed foods.

For the record, I get 23 points a day, (plus a few more weekly and activity points blah blah who cares.)

Last night I had a New York strip steak, roasted Brussels sprouts, sautéed mushrooms, and a Manhattan for dinner. The steak was zero points, but the Manhattan was 10. So you can imagine how much drinking I don’t do.

I don’t think I saw the video where Amber claimed WW let her eat too much junk, but yeah, WW lets you eat junk. Hell, they used to manufacture and sell that junk at their meetings and even in normal supermarkets. But they pretty much don’t have meetings anymore. Most of us are using the app. And now that they’ve gone out of the snack cake business, you will get smacked for eating snack cakes or basically any crappy processed junk.

Amber alert: these days, a banana is zero points, whereas a full size Snickers bar is 13. Cheesecake Factory orange chicken is 59 points. A Buzzballz Chocolate Chiller is 10. A serving of Ben & Jerry’s Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz ice cream—2/3 cup, mind you, not the whole pint—is 21. (Sorry, Dalton.)

So basically Amber is fucked, but of course, we already been knew.
 
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