🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Boolean Bitch said:
Becky sold her car and Amber made minimum payments for 3-4 years on a different shitbox in order to have a vehicle to be carted around in. And then Amber walked away clear while Becky ended up shouldering a substantial debt (substantial given her financial situation) from this "gifted car".
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Have you completely memory holed the saga where Necky grifted a gofundme for car repairs then took the money and didn’t get any repairs?
 
Mekahineyho said:
Do we think Amber knows about being bisexual with a higher preference for one gender?
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I don't believe Amber is bisexual for the sole reason if she actually wanted to date a man she would, and it would have been easier than trying to find someone in the dating pool of the 15 other available obese southern lesbians. Anyone who has seen My 600lb Life knows these women don't have a problem finding men attracted to them, especially in the era of online dating.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Do we think Amber knows about being bisexual with a higher preference for one gender?
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That *is* an interesting question. I'd argue with how "heteronormative" bisexuals have been pushed out of the LGBTQ spectrum in the last 10 years, probably not.

Usually now a days, someone coming out as bisexual is one of two things:

1. Virtue signaling for victim points online, because you could claim it while being in a heterosexual relationship

2. Someone who's too self conscious of coming out as full gay so they hide behind the bisexual lable

I think Amber is an inverse of option two.

Edited to add: what I mean is that she's too deep into identifying as a lesbeen to come out as Bi now. In her mind that could mean she was never a true and valid member of the LGBTQ.
 
Xenomorph said:
Neck's "inheritance" lmao okay fat, it's not like she spent her weight in bullshit over 4 years. plus rent and everything else the turkey neck didn't pay. I don't wanna hear how Amber kept Becky away from shit, the fat fuck couldd walk and had a vehicle she could have gone to see her Mother she didn't and that was her choice, period.
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Absolutely. I'm sick of the narrative that Becky didn't have agency cause of abuse. Staying in an abusive relationship is a choice. Everything that has happened to Becky before, during, and after her relationship with Amber was a choice. Bad choices of course, but your entire brain doesn't turn off and make you into an MK Ultra style slave because a partner is mean to you.

And I'm sick of the people saying anyone who doesn't sympathize with Becky must not know what "real abuse" is. Go to therapy, no one here cares and you're not special. You're just as short sighted as Beggy
 
FarmVille said:
Have you completely memory holed the saga where Necky grifted a gofundme for car repairs then took the money and didn’t get any repairs?
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Not only did she take money from kind strangers, she then got mad at them for noticing that she wasn't using the money as she said she would (violates GFM terms of service but nothing ever comes of that)

community post from around that time

I’ll say this one more time and then I’m done. You can’t get a car around here for $2000. So there went that plan. Even if I could, then there’s no money for gas, insurance or money for me to eat to live. I have put in applications over the past month and haven’t gotten anything so when they say they’re short staffed because no one wants to work, that’s bs. I live in the middle of nowhere and the town I’m from doesn’t have public transportation. I made the gfm under the impression I could just get a car. It was already closed and deleted when my nephew knew the 02 sensor needed replaced definitely so that’s what I did FIRST. That wasn’t all of the problems though. I decided to wait until YouTube money came in to order the rest of everything else to fix it. So no all of that gfm didn’t go to my car, it couldn’t. I didn’t know I wouldn’t be using the entire gfm money for the car when I made the gfm, life happened. A bunch of other stuff happened. Stuff I don’t have to talk about. I know the ones who are mad will still stay mad, whatever I’m use to people getting mad on the internet over literally nothing, and the ones who understand my situation thank you. It’s a transitional period in my life. I still have content coming I just haven’t been around decent enough WiFi for an upload over the weekend. But I’ll try to get one up tonight or tomorrow. Art videos, gaming and movie content coming! Lives starting the first week of November! Let me know what you’d like to see in the lives! You guys miss mad libs or no?
 
I don't know who Abigail is but this was in my recommended and it made me lol
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Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
I don't believe Amber is bisexual for the sole reason if she actually wanted to date a man she would, and it would have been easier than trying to find someone in the dating pool of the 15 other available obese southern lesbians. Anyone who has seen My 600lb Life knows these women don't have a problem finding men attracted to them, especially in the era of online dating.
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I don't think it's a matter of her not WANTING to date men.
I think she's intimidated by them. She is always giddy and childish around them and she probably knows that most men who would give her the time of day would expect sex of some kind (not just ''hardcore making out'') and that is a lot for a grown woman who thinks fingering is a sex position. It's not a trauma thing either, I've seen people say ''she fears dick 'cos she was abused''. No. Fuck off, that isn't why. She's basically a teenage virgin who's terrified of having a real adult relationship.

I believe she would 100% date a man but she's too insecure.
The way she acts in the presence of men is identical to that of a girl being in her crush's vicinity.
 
So this fucking fat retard is back on Weight Watchers aka a total retarded way to count calories.

Seriously why does this company still exist, all the food has the calories on the packaging, lots of free apps to count calories also exist, you just need a kitchen scale and your phone, it's so easy. I still can remember the days before phones and nutrition labels were a thing.

Ok granted she's too dumb to correctly count calories considering that she never measures the fats she uses for cooking. She doesn't even know how to weight herself correctly, you do this every morning, naked on the scale after you used the bathroom, and then you compare the weekly median, this way you get rid of the outliers.

BTW the one thing she does correctly, drinking non-nutritive sweetened beverages, is the thing people ironically criticize her for.

"NNS beverages were superior for weight loss and weight maintenance in a population consisting of regular users of NNS beverages who either maintained or discontinued consumption of these beverages and consumed water during a structured weight loss program."
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PS Didn't Josh/Null gave up diet pop? Dumb move.
 
PanLake007 said:
BTW the one thing she does correctly, drinking non-nutritive sweetened beverages, is the thing people ironically criticize her for.
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I think it's more so that she seemingly never drinks plain water that people have an issue with, not drinking diet soda

Girl would be at least 100 elbees heavier if she had discovered watertok back in the day.
 
I'm probably going to powerlevel and reveal several layers of autism but this very specific thing has gotten under my skin.
Her whole "deal type situation" with laaygos bug the hell out of me. It's just another thing for her to consoom and kill time that's treated the same way as chinese pigiron eeereens or croc charms. There's zero appreciation for or previous attachment to any of the licensed IP for branded sets or any interest in the others she buys. There's zero appreciation for the building techniques or engineering or clever part use that goes into the UCS, Icons, and Architecture lines that she gets. I've only been following since I heard "600 pound narc deathfat dyke moving in with death feeder GF" but I heard that in the past she had the model replica of the Titanic, but junked it or gave it away whenever she moved. For anyone else a $700 1:200 scale model with full interior that's four and a half feet long would be a centerpiece of any collection of legos, model ships, historical pieces, but for hambie it's just a way to burn a lot of money and time very quickly. Sad!
 
Thanks for the :juice:, where we going chat? How about "Which ALR GF are you?" I'm telling you this quiz can squirt.

Come on! COME ON! DROP A KRYSTAL! COME ON, DONT DUD OUT, COME ON, COME O-
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:lossmanjack: I just lost it all. Im gonna fucka-dude. I hope ya'll have a good night, I really mean that
 
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AL is beyond the scope of WW. There are a few stories of 100+ pound losses, but given her girth she’s going to need actual medical supervision to succeed. And I use the word “succeed” lightly. At this point it’s do or die. Her body has been thru a lifetime of traumas. You can’t keep fucking around like this and expect your organs to be okay with it.
 
PanLake007 said:
Seriously why does this company still exist, all the food has the calories on the packaging, lots of free apps to count calories also exist, you just need a kitchen scale and your phone, it's so easy. I still can remember the days before phones and nutrition labels were a thing.

Ok granted she's too dumb to correctly count calories considering that she never measures the fats she uses for cooking. She doesn't even know how to weight herself correctly,
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she could fuck up calorie counting and weighing herself quite a bit and still lose weight if she had any consistency at all in changing her diet. she could get on ozempic or whatever as well and doesn't want to. She likes how she lives, she just knows it is socially unacceptable to say so. I find the fat acceptance deathfats to be a lot more honest about this type of shit than the forever dieting types, they all eat basically the same amount of food.
 
sperginity said:
she could get on ozempic or whatever as well and doesn't want to
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She has out-eaten ozempic and the likes more than once actually. She can’t just go on ozempic to lose weight because her problem goes even deeper than that.
When you’re at a point where you eat your way out of a drug that made Lizzo somewhat skinny, I think it’s safe to say you need outside help.
 
FarmVille said:
Have you completely memory holed the saga where Necky grifted a gofundme for car repairs then took the money and didn’t get any repairs?
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Nope, not at all. I remember how she created a gofundme, received thousands of dollars, and then started spending it on non-car related expsenses before crying to her audience that the repairs were possibly going to cost MUCH MORE than what was already donated. When called out about squandering the opportunity her audience generously gave her to dig herself out of her mess, Becky taunted her audience with written comments like "lol stay mad". And when she REALLY got push back (and I think mentions of chargebacks started), suddenly the nephew came to the rescue with a magical O2 sensor that repaired the car for under $200 or so.

I also haven't forgotten:
  • the sexual advances Becky made on her 18-19 ish year old STEPSISTER (and the following harassment when stepsister refused to hit that)
  • the shitty treatment of her other exes
  • her "I'm a good actor" bullshit
  • her lashing out against reaction channels and assisting Amber in her bullshittery (I still think Becky was the "Urologist Receptionist" despite her denying it)
  • her ditching her dying mother (and saying the cancer made her psychotic when Norma spoke up against Amber), all for a Klondike bar
  • her ditching her friends Hannah and Rafe when they tried to warn her about the hambeast
  • the staggering amount of absolute landfill she bought on Amber's dime when she was Ambo's personal house elf (including the iPad bought at the time she knew she was planning on leaving Amber)
  • Becky being right there pigging out beside Amber EVERY TIME.
It's also not lost on me how after breaking up with Amber, it was Becky's intention to remain in the apartment (enjoying all of the luxuries of Ambo's spending - I doubt she was planning on paying 50% of all bills there on her part time Uber wage) for another 5 MONTHS before she planned to move out. These were all HER choices, and she needs to take a hard look at herself and come to terms with WHY she made those choices (without just sweeping it all under the rug with "Amber MADE me"). Maybe she can confront all of that and become a better person? Maybe, but I'm doubtful - I believe that Becky's a lazy grifter who became the mark of an even bigger (and slightly less retarded) grifter.

The point I was making was that Amber telling her audience that she "bought Becky a car" is to make her audience infer that Amber dropped some serious cash, and Becky rode off into the sunset with a free whip. In reality, Amber bought herself a car to be chauffeured around in because she wanted to ride in a vehicle with A/C (which Becky's car didn't have/was broken). Becky used her car as the down payment on some marginally better POS (it was old and really high mileage). Amber essentially paid mostly interest and almost no principal for 3-4 years. And then when they broke up, Amber walked waddled away from it, letting Becky "get the car"... and assume financial responsibility for the remainder of that loan - which by then was much higher than the value of the car. (Amber and Becky told their audience this during one of the breakup livestreams in summer 2021). Obviously a bunch of VERY STUPID CHOICES ON BECKY'S PART (and Becky didn't have to worry about loan payments, insurance fees, or paying for gas for those 3-4 years, so she did benefit in the short term),,, but not the free car that Amber's implying.

If anything, it was BECKY'S AUDIENCE (not Amber) who tried to get Becky a free car with all of the money they donated to her, but stupid Becky squandered that on magic beans or whatever instead of putting it towards the car. Or maybe she did put it towards the car (except for $10 for Amber's Netflix bill - what a retard), and her nephew was fucking hosing her the entire time with bullshit repairs and then just finally replaced the O2 sensor when he realized she was out of money. With Becky and her family, anything's possible.

dfranki723 said:
I don't think it's a matter of her not WANTING to date men.
I think she's intimidated by them. She is always giddy and childish around them and she probably knows that most men who would give her the time of day would expect sex of some kind (not just ''hardcore making out'') and that is a lot for a grown woman who thinks fingering is a sex position. It's not a trauma thing either, I've seen people say ''she fears dick 'cos she was abused''. No. Fuck off, that isn't why. She's basically a teenage virgin who's terrified of having a real adult relationship.
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With how infrequently and incompletely she washes, I think she also fears hurpling around with months-old jizz in her already musty-crusty folds.

Hippy Dippy said:
AL is beyond the scope of WW. There are a few stories of 100+ pound losses, but given her girth she’s going to need actual medical supervision to succeed. And I use the word “succeed” lightly.
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She knows that. She also knows that weight watchers lets her create a ton of content PRETENDING to track food points, doing food hauls, scanning bar codes into the app, and endless weigh ins for her to moo about water weight and 0.1 lb flucuations. She could get at least 2-3 weeks of content out of it (including yet ANOTHER retelling of the "banana vs. Snickers Bar" WW point story) before she has her epiphany that WW "allows" her to eat too much processed food and that calorie counting is the tried and true weight loss method. All low-effort content that she can create on autopilot by now. And with the way she's been dragging out her vlogs, that means she'll have WW content for her audience until at least MAY before she'll have to come up with some other bullshit weight loss arc.

Arlo Gunthrie said:
What the fuck.

Which Amberlynn Girlfriend Are You?

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I'll try a poem - I'll skip the usual "roses are red" situation type deal and try a haiku:
Tremors in the ground
All must flee to save their souls
Hambeast feeds tonight
 
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sperginity said:
she could get on ozempic or whatever as well and doesn't want to.
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She just quit her third go around with Ozempic. As usual, she gained weight while on it. It takes away her ability to binge, so she counteracts the effects of the medicine by vaping huge quantities of delta 8 to stimulate her appetite. There's no point of her ever going on semaglutide again because she does the same shit every time.
 
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