🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Is Alexis gonna drop that Hamberlynn and Justin Feeder are still together?
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Amber doesn't like coffee and we've never seen her eat it in ice cream form. She picked this up from somewhere because she thought coffee ice cream sounds sophisticated and sexxxy.
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Ahhhhhcktually her favorite has been Jamocha since at least the Becky Era. When she first started dieting with Becky they would hit up Baskin Robbins after eating out and she would just get a single dainty scoop.

Also, Alexis must not give a shit about being friends with Emily anymore if the first thing she does after she gets a message from her is run to the internet to say she's gonna spill tea. What a fat, shitty friend.
 
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Ahhhhhcktually her favorite has been Jamocha since at least the Becky Era. When she first started dieting with Becky they would hit up Baskin Robbins after eating out and she would just get a single dainty scoop.
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Oh yeah, I remember that. That has chocolate in it.

I was thinking about the big goddamn deal she made about not liking coffee, but then a coffee maker appeared because she wanted to try and like coffee and NOT because Jade had moved in and drinks coffee.

The Jade replacement, of course, not the original Jade!!! They broke up!!! Because Amber doesn't like polyamory!!! Or dick!!!
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Oh yeah, I remember that. That has chocolate in it.

I was thinking about the big goddamn deal she made about not liking coffee, but then a coffee maker appeared because she wanted to try and like coffee and NOT because Jade had moved in and drinks coffee.

The Jade replacement, of course, not the original Jade!!! They broke up!!! Because Amber doesn't like polyamory!!! Or dick!!!
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Yassss, and then she made her whole personality into coffee for a while and even changed her stupid intro to a song about needing her morning coffee or some shit.
Arlo Gunthrie said:
Emily trying to beat Alexis to the punch
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Whelp, guess they aren't friends anymore. Alexis sucks, lol. Also fat.
 
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Well that settles it for me you guys. Amber and Emily are toooootally broken up for rill. Please stop bringing her into gorl world okay?

We are not amateur retards, Emily. We're professional retards and we are not buying what you're selling. Not even at 50% off.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Oh yeah, I remember that. That has chocolate in it.

I was thinking about the big goddamn deal she made about not liking coffee, but then a coffee maker appeared because she wanted to try and like coffee and NOT because Jade had moved in and drinks coffee.

The Jade replacement, of course, not the original Jade!!! They broke up!!! Because Amber doesn't like polyamory!!! Or dick!!!
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God that was so funny watching us make like 4 jokes about it and she bought all that shit and went "UMMM ACKTUALLY YOU GUISE I LOVE COFFEE AND DRINK IT ALL THE TIME LOOK AT ALL MY SHIT I BOUGHT FOR THE COFFEE LOOK AT MY SETUP FOR MY COFEVE FUCKING HAYDURS" then made 2 cups of "coffee" which was mostly flavored creamer, syrup and whipped cream and never drank coffee on camera again.

Side note tinfoil hat theory:
Beck confirms what we already know shes on here constantly and after I made that comment about her chewing like a garbage disposal she never did it again. I fucking knew it and feel vindicated. That's probably why she never was able to get into watertok cause we preemptively made fun of her so she knew that was out before it even started.
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
It’s okay fren, I had to have someone show me how to do it lol
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I cannot get the second layer menu to do anything on mobile. My computer is broken I'm struggling to figure this website out
The first layer will open up the second layer and the second layer I can't do anything. I can't do spoilers either


Edit sorry for off subject ❤️
 
Alright, fellas, I've read all the posts where Amber mentioned coffee ice cream, and something in the back of my mind clicked.

Coffee ice cream...that is so...suspiciously specific (and kinda smells like BS). Then I had a hunch where I had possibly read it before.

I followed that hunch, and...well...

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In chapter 80 of non-award winning ego-fiction Scottie, Amber's self insert eats coffee-flavored ice cream. Keep in mind, I dug through all previous chapters trying to find something. While ice cream was mentioned like 2 times before, the actual flavor was not mentioned. The first time the flavor is explicitly mentioned is here...and it's coffee flavored.

What's the obsession with coffee ice cream specifically? None of the characters in the story drank coffee, and it's not like we see her drink coffee much either. I don't get it. My only guess is she thinks coffee is a "mature" flavor or something, or to make herself appear as more sophisticated than she is.
Edited to formulate my thought a bit better.
 
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Arlo Gunthrie said:
I cannot get the second layer menu to do anything on mobile. My computer is broken I'm struggling to figure this website out
The first layer will open up the second layer and the second layer I can't do anything. I can't do spoilers either


Edit sorry for off subject ❤️
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OT as well but i always used these tools in mobile and they haven't been working for me for about a month. i figured it was just me being retarded.

but that's now three mobile fags having that issue.

i'll poke around to see where i can send a lil tip on the issue or resolution when i have time.

sorry for OT!
 
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