🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cataloons]

Hasn't Hamberlynn claimed she has a penetration phobia? Bitch needs to get over it, maybe a good dickin' down will help her not to be such an insufferable girly-pop.

I seem to recall her saying in the Jade Era that she used to not be at all interested in penetration until Jade introduced it to her, and now she was all about penetration. I remember because I threw up a little when she said it.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

You see, she didn’t need to stay very long at the hospital because as we all know doctors are lazy and only there for the money. And they don’t understand nutrition and hulth like she does.

If anything they should have paid DoctorLynn Medicine Woman for her time

The lazy Dr's and their little minions

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

You're telling me after she got back from the ER she took Twink out (without a jacket) in the snow?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It dawned on me that whenever I’ve had the flu or Covid I was in bed fucking sleeping the entire time. Why is this bitch up everyday walking around complaining about how she feels. Go to fucking sleep! She feels miserable but she’s up filming herself standing in front of her bookshelf listing off her symptoms she’s fucking nuts.

Her viewers are leeduhrully relying on her to vuhlawg ohmagah.

Poor mamylynn having to cart her dainty child to hospital after no doubt listening to hourly voice messages of Amber throwing tantrums rather than following medical advice such as "rest", "drink plenty of water" and "if you feel really shit take some paracetamol". For someone with HeAlTh AnXiEtY she seemed happy enough to spread her germs all over the ER.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Her viewers are leeduhrully relying on her to vuhlawg ohmagah.

Poor mamylynn having to cart her dainty child to hospital after no doubt listening to hourly voice messages of Amber throwing tantrums rather than following medical advice such as "rest", "drink plenty of water" and "if you feel really shit take some paracetamol". For someone with HeAlTh AnXiEtY she seemed happy enough to spread her germs all over the ER.

She never takes a day off you guise even when she's so sick she works so HARDDDDDUH.
Wow Amber

 

[maybe a pigeon]

The lazy Dr's and their little minions

… and their little degrees on the wall.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

This Dalton fellow looks like every other bitch.
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I feel like I'm going crazy. He is not a memorable guy. I see four of them every time I'm at the gym. He just needs a septum piercing.

For Amber standards he's a 10++, look at her exes., Destiny, Beck, Slommy, they kinda look like men already.

You're telling me after she got back from the ER she took Twink out (without a jacket) in the snow?
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Poor Twonks, she looks chubby

 

[The Bride]

The thing that always gets me is like if you are going to be a freeloader at least get cool shit, like really take advantage of it. Watching Amber’s life really gave me insight on just how retarded the average person is.

Destiny got: Unlimited Wommart and Denny’s Goyslop trippies (yayyy)

But Becky was the worst of all, Amber was easily clearing 6 figures and ur wiping her ass and the best you could do is 5 below t-shirts, and Naruto posters…. I would have been ordering shit every day, my amazon driver would have had calf muscles the size of tree trunks.

Jade Francis from New York was the only smart one. Splitting Kentucky cost of living with a New York salary for years allowed her to save a lot, a sleeve full of tattoos and dozens of pairs of Jordans.

 

[FarmVille]

Everyone in the ALR universe is a scumbag with the possible exception of Krystal.

Acting as if Amber kept Becky from holding a job because AbUSe is next level trolling or you are legitimately retarded.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

The thread is still arguing about Becky? It leaked that the 600 pound "lesbian" had drunk phone sex with a male feeder and you're still arguing semantics about money? Messy. MESSY!

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

The thread is still arguing about Becky? It leaked that the 600 pound "lesbian" had drunk phone sex with a male feeder and you're still arguing semantics about money? Messy. MESSY!

Yeah let's talk about what really matters: AMBER IS ON THE PROWL FOR PEEN.

 

[FarmVille]

The thread is still arguing about Becky? It leaked that the 600 pound "lesbian" had drunk phone sex with a male feeder and you're still arguing semantics about money? Messy. MESSY!View attachment 7034063

It’s not that exciting because ALR has never had phone sex or any other type of sex. Eating an entire rotisserie chicken is as close as it gets.

ETA i don’t believe she would ever entertain a relationship with a man because he’d want to run his peen all over her layuggs and she wouldn’t want that.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

AMBER IS ON THE PROWL FOR PEEN.

I wonder how she likes 'em: cut or uncut?
I think uncut. I bet she would like chewing on the tip of it like a rubbery end of a sausage link

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

I wonder how she likes 'em: cut or uncut?
I think uncut. I bet she would like chewing on the tip of it like a rubbery end of a sausage link

I wish I could give you a devious award

Edited to add I think she'd like them cut because they'd be "less intimidateen "

 

[StrawberryDouche]

You all are being deathfat deep lore trolled. Wake up, white people.

Imagine letting this

bully you out of a meager inheritance.

Becky was clearly reading her responses from a script wtf.

 

[Tiresome]

This autism needs to stop. There are two irrefutable facts while everyone is whingeing back and forth about victimhood.

Fat Al is a colossal queen bitch.

Becky was a fool for making contact with her in the first place.

Now, carry on and be less retarded.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I wonder how she likes 'em: cut or uncut?
I think uncut. I bet she would like chewing on the tip of it like a rubbery end of a sausage link

I should kill you.

 

[marjoram]

The fact that it took the Thumb how many years to figure out she could make bank dishing on FatAl is kinda hilarious. The reaction of Gorlworld is not..

The reactors all remind me of Oprah when the Meghanater 3000 told her the AWFUL racist story about how the royals pondered what the baby's complexion would be like.
"WUUUTTT?"

Christ - Baggy wasn't some trained professional being screwed out of their salary; she was a fuckwit inbred asshole roommate with a history of rotten behavior behind her when FatAl came to visit and never left. Hell, FatAl prolly put that "inheritance" to better use than Thumb would have. Thumb doesn't need MORE T shirts, basketball shorts, ballcaps , and maybe a rainbow colored plushie or two.

The Williams family motto is "The Family that Grifts Together Always Has Some Pocket Change Cause We're Just That Stupid".

BeckY is just as much a cow as her fat overlord. Good people don't get their own thread around here.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

I should kill you.

You wouldn't dare!

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Becky was clearly reading her responses from a script wtf.

I am almost completely convinced Becky is being coached on this entire thing. My current suspect number 1 is Karina Kaboom. I just don't think a woman who got walked all over by someone as dumb as Amber could possibly be underhanded enough to release her "tea" on Tuesdays before the stream and answer the right questions in the right way. Not that I think she is lying but I do think she is saying things for reasons and it's not just off the cuff. There's a few moments from Mr Snowflake videos that also match eerily close to Becky's responses. He's my suspect number 2.