🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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How great would it be if Wipey came out to "share her story," too? Amber still can't keep her fake name out of her mouth. Amber is asking for whatever might come to her.
Jade Francis of New York is a cow in her own right. First of all, dating Amber, let alone leaving hickies all over her tarnished-sweat-dead-skin-encrusted neck is fucking disgusting. Second, she would never because there's so much that happened throughout their relationship that makes her look just as bad as Amberlynn: the polyamory, trying to convince Amberlynn to take dick, the alcoholism, cigarette smoking (all while Amberlynn says that's "disgusteeeeen" on live while secretly vaping like a pussy), pushing fatty to the floor and not helping her up (lol), the "food dom" stuff (ew). I do wonder if she got all the tattoos she dedicated to ALR covered up though.
 
My favorite is how she brushes covid off as just another bout of cellulitis. Like bitch what? Ive been following Amber for ages and though she has mentioned cellulitis, she keeps the majority of her stank skin private because it is a FAT girl problem unless your job is interacting with fats like Amber the fat. Cellulitis should not make a monthly visit. But she assures us she never gets sick. I'm not a smart boglim but I know how a weeping water balloon works. Shes been extremely lucky that her grime has stayed skin level so far. One prick of her already seeping lymph sacks will be all it takes like an overdue fault line in an earthquake zone (and she is a walking earthquake zone).

Get better soon Amber, I hope the two cans of moms canned chicken noodle that almost-daddy dropped off on the way to the smoke shop helps soothe the heffalump inside... watch yourself on the tin lids, I know you gots the eXcOriAtiOn DiSorDeR and you want to keep your skin fresh and seepy dewy for your new feeder!
 
Has anyone heard Amber mention what's happening with tiktok? She's become the poster child for being a stupid, abusive, fat, cunt. Her covid video was on there before it was on here being laughed at. I bring this up for 2 reasons, it's hilarious that people are using her as an example of the worst red flags they can think of and we might get a bunch of new fags because tiktok is digging up some old lore.

Just showing the general attitude towards her.
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Fun fact, if you search “Amberlynn Reid” on TikTok, you get an “ACCESS DENIED” error.

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You have to look up her username (rarityycat) to find her or people reacting to her bullshit. I have never seen any other site just carpet block mention someone like that they would about sensitive topics like eating disorders and suicide to legally protect their asses.
 
Fun fact, if you search “Amberlynn Reid” on TikTok, you get an “ACCESS DENIED” error.

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You have to look up her username (rarityycat) to find her or people reacting to her bullshit. I have never seen any other site just carpet block mention someone like that they would about sensitive topics like eating disorders and suicide to legally protect their asses.
It's been that way since 2020. She's eating disorder content. You just have to use tiktok the way most do now, hashtag speak due to them censoring everything.
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Jade Francis of New York is a cow in her own right. First of all, dating Amber, let alone leaving hickies all over her tarnished-sweat-dead-skin-encrusted neck is fucking disgusting. Second, she would never because there's so much that happened throughout their relationship that makes her look just as bad as Amberlynn: the polyamory, trying to convince Amberlynn to take dick, the alcoholism, cigarette smoking (all while Amberlynn says that's "disgusteeeeen" on live while secretly vaping like a pussy), pushing fatty to the floor and not helping her up (lol), the "food dom" stuff (ew). I do wonder if she got all the tattoos she dedicated to ALR covered up though.
The Hand is the worst out of all the butch dyke gfs. That entire era gave me the creeps. The fucking "babeh" pet name, the not-so-subtle DD/LG role playing ON CAMERA. Jade probably thought she could be an irl cow wrangler and daddy dom Amber into getting WLS, but she had to find out the hard way that nothing will ever step Amber from getting her 20 piece nuggies, not even the possibility of getting cancer again.
 
What's worse is the vlogs are 2 weeks behind so it's like groundhog day
I just imagined a scenario where a clock radio goes off, Amber Lynn wakes up, hurples into the bathroom, takes a Covid test, and has a sloppy, sobbing, red-faced, gaping-maw toddler meltdown because she has Covid. And then it happens the next day. And the next. And the next.

BRB gotta fly to Hollywood and sell this masterpiece.
 
I am sincerely wishing all the best for the Covid germs.
Those poor bastards have got to deal with Amber. Gross.
I hope they win.
 
Maybe it’s just the lighting but one half looks like white rice the other looks like brown rice
You know what that means…
fat lol
God DAMN the unfortunate circumstances of not being fucking BLIND. The toy inside of her wretched twat made my stomach sink. The fact that the diagram is accurate, but also, that it’s sparing our souls by being LESS gross than the real thing
Amber's definition of binging is eating more than what she normally eats. If she was bingeen she would be gaineeen. She is just eateen to maintain.
I almost forgot about that definition and it sent me again.
Lmao yeah right bitch, as if we're supposed to believe you were outside playing with rocks and not stuffing your face on cheap ramen and meth.
Does she not realize that overdramatizing her past in that way makes people think that none of that shit actually happened? I would have so much more pity for her if she just was honest about her upbringing, but she starts doing shit like smugly recalling what could have been the death of her little brother and it makes me lose my sympathy bone completely.

Would love to see a lawsuit arc, if big al lost all of her money perhaps she would be a little more entertaining as she scrambles for pennies online.
I’m a walking power level at this point because I feel I’ve got a lot of insight into her specific brand of upbringing, so sorry if I’m obviously retarded. There’s a lot of dumb shit I did as a kid that is related heavily to me being a product of meth and not having a good home life - but I’m around Amber’s age and grew the fuck out of it. At no point can I imagine myself being shoo happy you guise at doing retarded shit like eating uncooked pasta noodles and talking to my toys like when I was seven. I don’t care what kind of ABDL kink she has or what age regression trend she saw on TikTok, grow the fuck up. So many people are abused as kids in one form or the other - it isn’t an excuse to just GIVE IN to your abused childhood self and surrender all self control.

Rant over, excuse my sperg, but I realized that she’s just perpetually replicating some twisted ‘what if I don’t have food’ scenario in her head that just plays nonstop (as if she’s ever gone hungry lol), and that extends to any material good. She’s terrified of going without, which is common with neglected kids, I know, I know, but she just.. has no limit. It’s almost fascinating. Funneling as much as she can inside of herself to claim ownership of the food by CONSUMING like a hog is so disturbing.
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The only thing i have to say is; She went to the vet to get wasabi and twinkie their yearly vaccination but didn't get them microchipped. gotta be rage bait atp.
It’s fucking COVID. Didn’t we realize the shit isn’t as crazy as they led us to believe in the beginning a few years ago? It is very humorous watching her bawl though.
 
Oh my God, Hambo decided (for the 200th time) to be shooo private you guise about her “love life”. IMHO fat Al has never been an interesting cow on her own - the interesting part is how INSANE and RETARDED her interactions with other people are. Or maybe how she just becomes a totally different person depending on what retard got caught in her orbit. It’s our fault for finding EMILY’s kink accounts ig. This is not a punishment you guiseeee as if listening to this fat bitch and losing braincells isn’t a punishment enough. I give it a month and either we get Wipey 2.0 except it’s Thomas (NOT Tommy!!!!!!!) or she somehow finds someone else retarded enough to put up with her. If the COW-VID doesn’t finish what Fed Bundy started.

Edit: thought COW-VID was funny
 
Oh my God, Hambo decided (for the 200th time) to be shooo private you guise about her “love life”. IMHO fat Al has never been an interesting cow on her own - the interesting part is how INSANE and RETARDED her interactions with other people are. Or maybe how she just becomes a totally different person depending on what retard got caught in her orbit. It’s our fault for finding EMILY’s kink accounts ig. This is not a punishment you guiseeee as if listening to this fat bitch and losing braincells isn’t a punishment enough. I give it a month and either we get Wipey 2.0 except it’s Thomas (NOT Tommy!!!!!!!) or she somehow finds someone else retarded enough to put up with her. If the COW-VID doesn’t finish what Fed Bundy started.

Edit: thought COW-VID was funny
i've always attested Hamber has only been interesting to those with investigative mindsets who want to see her say the opposite of her actions. Sure foodie has done hilarious things but when she's being boring most of the interest is in detecting the lies, but Amber has never dont anything interesting, but its interesting to all of us to detect those lies. She calls those who watch her for this reason "haters".
 
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Not to stop all the vaccine talk;
This video was posted a week ago. It's got half a million views and almost 1000 comments of people making fun of her (some very creative),, and she gets none of the benefits. As obsessed as she is about money and her very real lawyer, do you think she's going to start going after these creators? These short form creators are so much more popular, does she have a chance?

(If I'm being honest, I don't get you youths and your meme videos like this. But please keep making them about fatties)

Edit: I just realized that I want her to get mad about people on tiktok making money off her so she will shut the fuck up about her ✨ accountability journey✨. My bad
 
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The only thing i have to say is; She went to the vet to get wasabi and twinkie their yearly vaccination but didn't get them microchipped. gotta be rage bait atp.
Thanks. "watch me get covid for the first time ever" I'd love to be able to say something clever about this, but I think the title speaks for itself.

Opening shot of Amber looking RETARDED. Braid top hair, pink butterfly clips in hair, pink triangle earrings. It is February 7th, Mommalynn's Birthday. Explains her retarded look away because mommy likes her special little girl looking extra. Claims that all people who wrote reviews for those things were "women her age".

So we don't get to see shit from the birthday, the next shot is her sitting on that fucking couch. She wants to have a heart to heart with us, saying that some of us noticed she...hasn't been talking about how...heartbroken she feels and how hurt she is...??? WHAT!? Bitch, almost all of your videos for the last month have included in part you whining about how much you miss Tahmee (Emily Franz) and how much of a big girl you are for braving through the pain. She's chosen not to talk about those things? WHEN? Also at 7 months, this relationship was one of your shortest (if the breakup is legit). "The bond I shared with her was intense" is that whatcha call it when someone wipes your ass? Tries to make an argument with how she lived with her for 3.5 months, as though this was genuine love and not Hamboat trying to overextend to try to get a new caretaker.

"I don't know if you guys heard of women loving women relationships, we're like passionate and connect on every single level." Unless 'passion' and 'every single level' refers to domestic abuse, I don't know what you're babbling about. Says she will not talk about her love life from this point forward. If we get many more ultimatums like this, we will have nothing to talk about ever...except we know that it's bullshit. Bahahah, laments the way this relationship went because she wanted to show off Tahmee (Emily Franz) to the world. (Lol, fatty wanted to shove it in everyone's faces how she could land a brick faced uggo only for people to find out the tea on Jeffeeder Dahmer). She's gotta protect protect protect herself y'all.

The next day, it is now February 8th. She's taking the (remaining) pets to the vet. A few seconds of the vet waiting room before we're back home. Gonna try out black bean and Jalapeno chips. Says its not spicy enough for her, but likes it (shocker), before trying some garlic bread sun chips. Says they taste like garlic bread and she likes them (shocker).

We're back to the couch. Amazon haul, new slippers, new blush (she tries it out but I don't give enough of a shit about makeup to tell if it's worth a shit), more wax melts. We get an editinglynn comment, where she laments the fact they smell better in the bag and you can barely smell them once you use them (may just be your hogrendous odor covering it up). Also got band-aids, heart wreath Lego.

The next day it is February 9th. Shows all the videos she has scheduled. Says she wanted to do some laundry, but felt super sick. "I never get sick." Said by the woman who had cancer and who collected cellulitis cases like Pokémon cards. (Holy shit her trying to convince us she never gets sick goes on for a while, so you know it's bullshit.) Next shot. Amber is lamenting the fact she has more symptoms. She also lists loss of appetite. (Imagine if the coof is what causes our gorl to lose weight.) Bruh, asks what they're putting in the air to make mist to make our girl sick (I can' even tell if she's joking or not).

Next day, it is February 10th. Her condition has gotten worse. I- hmm. (I got nothing. I see this bitch saying she wants to wash down her tylenol with gatorade and I got nothing. Even as you're sick, you still don't want to drink water.) Looks like mommy brought meds and other items. DayQuil, NyQuil, AlkaSeltzer PLUS, Homestyle Chickennoodle soup, Sprite Zero, Gatorade. Claims it's been 5 years since she's been sick. Says she'll take a shower, hopes it will clear out her sinuses. Is doing a covid test.

Disgostang
EWWWWW
Holy fuck Amber looks gross as hell. LMAOO, bitch is crying that she has covid. Lol. Lmao even. Says she didn't expect anything to come out of the test. Always feared covid and says that her grandpa died from it. (Her pappy had a Covid Attack. Life's so short.)

The End.
Me thinking how the potential end to Hambo's story could be a disease that stopped being relevant yesteryesteryesteryear: 🙏
 
"Women her age" who reviewed those butterfly hairclips are moms who most likely bought them for their preteen daughters for their "90's Throwback Day" at middle school or something.

Given the nature of the PedoLynn talk as of late, it's pretty weird to see her dress herself up like this. The timing of this "style" couldn't be more inappropriate if she tried.
 
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