🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Cataloons said:
Truefax! Your average woman only loses about 2-3 tablespoons of blood during an average period. There's all kinds of tissue and mucus that makes up the majority of the fluids lost. That being said, if someone is mensutating for more that your average one week out of four anaemia is a real possibility... which is why you should go to a doctor if you've been mensutating for weeks, let alone years, at a time.
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Does that count consistent spotting?
 
Shitted Scaredless said:
Does that count consistent spotting?
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Yes and no! Women can spot for all kinds of reasons, but if it is an on-going issue then yes, you should see your doctor because it's an indication that there's some kind of on-going damage causing a small amount of bleeding. Any part of the body that is consistently bleeding (even if it's just a little bit) should be followed up on.
 
Cataloons said:
let alone years, at a time.
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Issue there is she wasn't bleeding every day for years. The dumb bitch would mention in her vlogs (during that time) how she had just started her period.

I imagine her periods were very heavy and MAYBE lasted a little longer than average, that was the concern. She told everyone she was bleeding every day for over a year because it sounds more serious.
She also claimed to have nearly bled to death (not true) and that they found the cancer when it as almost too late (not true). I can't remember which vlog or Instagram Q&A she said this shit in but she did. Trying to imply not only was she bleeding to the point of death but that the cancer was almost reaching the terminal stage when it was* literally the earliest stage it could be.

Raging fucking hypochondriac.
Every single time without fail she talks about a severe problem she has, everyone should just accept it's bullshit and that's that.
It wasn't enough to have heavy periods and cancer, she had to make it seem worse because that alone wasn't good enough.
 
dfranki723 said:
Issue there is she wasn't bleeding every day for years. The dumb bitch would mention in her vlogs (during that time) how she had just started her period.

I imagine her periods were very heavy and MAYBE lasted a little longer than average, that was the concern. She told everyone she was bleeding every day for over a year because it sounds more serious.
She also claimed to have nearly bled to death (not true) and that they found the cancer when it as almost too late (not true). I can't remember which vlog or Instagram Q&A she said this shit in but she did. Trying to imply not only was she bleeding to the point of death but that the cancer was almost reaching the terminal stage when it was* literally the earliest stage it could be.

Raging fucking hypochondriac.
Every single time without fail she talks about a severe problem she has, everyone should just accept it's bullshit and that's that.
It wasn't enough to have heavy periods and cancer, she had to make it seem worse because that alone wasn't good enough.
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I'm very very very behind and I don't know much about the cancer era, is it official that she had (pre)cancer or is this the Nth self diagnosis to cover up something way less serious? The pictures are the stuff of nightmares.
I remember her starting complaining about pains in the uterus region since the Krystle era (she told she had to stop exercising because she felt her uterus fall off), constant spotting, irregular periods and what not
 
Holy T_Rex said:
I'm very very very behind and I don't know much about the cancer era, is it official that she had (pre)cancer or is this the Nth self diagnosis to cover up something way less serious? The pictures are the stuff of nightmares.
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Doctors wouldn't have removed her uterus just for fun, so the implication is that she had something going wrong with it. Personally I believe that cancer is the most likely reason for her hysterectomy because hospitals don't remove organs randomly. People can quibble about subtypes and grades or whatever, but her uterus got yeeted for a reason.
 
Cataloons said:
Doctors wouldn't have removed her uterus just for fun, so the implication is that she had something going wrong with it. Personally I believe that cancer is the most likely reason for her hysterectomy because hospitals don't remove organs randomly. People can quibble about subtypes and grades or whatever, but her uterus got yeeted for a reason.
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Oh sure, I wasn't implying she is faking an illness, I'm aware she had an hysterectomy.
I just asked if she had cancer for sure or if she had something else but she calls it cancer because she knows people emotionally respond to that more than, idk, severe and neglected PCOS or endometriosis or other still serious but not perceived as dire as the big C.
 
Cataloons said:
Doctors wouldn't have removed her uterus just for fun, so the implication is that she had something going wrong with it. Personally I believe that cancer is the most likely reason for her hysterectomy because hospitals don't remove organs randomly. People can quibble about subtypes and grades or whatever, but her uterus got yeeted for a reason.
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I'm pretty sure she even said in her video crying about it that she had pre-cancer. If you have cells that are starting to turn cancerous they will give you the option of if you want them to just remove those cells, but with no guarantee they'll be able to get all of it, so the cancer might still progress and there'd be a lot more aftercare with you having to keep a good track of your periods and stuff. Or they offer to yeet everything in a scorched Earth move that if you yeet the whole thing, you don't have to worry about the cancer, with the trade-off being no kids ever.
The women I've known have this done all had kids already, I'm sure doctors were more hesitant to yeet Ambers' since she was a young woman who apparently wanted kids. Meaning that she prioritised being lazy with her health over having a family and insisted on the removal. Fortunately for any kids she won't be having.
 
Cataloons said:
Doctors wouldn't have removed her uterus just for fun, so the implication is that she had something going wrong with it. Personally I believe that cancer is the most likely reason for her hysterectomy because hospitals don't remove organs randomly. People can quibble about subtypes and grades or whatever, but her uterus got yeeted for a reason.
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Doctors absolutely would for a documented and obvious non compliant deathfat.

Jen said she had cAnCeR, yet lived for YEARS--mostly never mentioning it unless she needed a sympathy serenade/bully cudgel, and died of being a fat fuck who bedbound herself and refused to move off the bed.

Hambutt either heard a doctor say "I'd just like to rule out cancer" and, like most munchausen/Andrew Ditch types, ran with it, or she had what was (most likely scenario) PRE-cancerous cells, and as it is obvious she's completely non compliant with exercise, weight management, and hygiene... they removed the uterus.

Does this fat POS even have a scar? Is there a photo??


Also--RE: toilets/asswiping.

Look at that gaycare photo of Fat Albert being a gas giant to rival Jupiter on the couch. Just... HOW can she feasibly even SIT on a toilet, let alone use one??????

Go watch 600lb life. MOST of those planets are shitting in a bariatric bedside toilet. Steven Assanti's dad SHOWED how Steven BROKE the toilet--and most of the time the asshat used a piss jug because--face it--he CAN NOT use a normal toilet.

And how can just Becky (or just any ONE PERSON) wipe this cat killer lying POS's ass? Do you ruhhhlizze that Hambut would have to perch on her dainty hooves, raise completely up/away from the toilet seat, and lean forward. Either that or turn around.

Can she bend like that?
Can she stay upright?
Can she do either and stay still?
Can this task be performed without needing untold amounts of Lysol and Ecolab products to clean/sanitize the toilet AREA (bacause it ain't all going in there--you know this)

Most gas giants Hambutt's size literally shit and piss on puppy pads laid underneath them. Likely this is what goes on behind the scenes (and even IN the scenes) on days ending in Y.

So...

Whatever (and I am stating my OPINION and sincerely held BELIEFS) anyone thinks/believes about her alleged cancer...

HOW can Hambutt actually use a non bariatric toilet SAFELY and without BREAKING it. For all any of you know, she may have CUT herself on broken porcelain in the past several times and doesn't want it out there that she cannot use a toilet.
 
FatalTater said:
I've always suspected that Amber felt intimidated by Jade Francis. Maybe Jade could have dragged Amber to the doctor, but Amber would have fought the others too much.
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Yes. I think AL genuinely believed she’d spend the rest of her life with Beckster at her beck (no pun intended) and call. After the breakup she had one of her classic rebounds and ended up with Jade Francis: someone who had her own job and refused to quit it to take care of her. I do believe intimidated this Amber because this was a partner with other options. Talk about a blow to a narc’s ego.

Of course it turns out that JF had her own demons - clearly she had a drinking problem - but AL is like a parrot who takes on the personality of her caretakers. That stupid drunk livestream circa 2022 was clearly off the back of a big argument between them.
 
In the Big Cherry Retro Reacts today, (the infamous MY AUNT HATES ME CUZ I'M FAT video), big one claims she didn't meet her maternal cousins until she was 17, but losing them meant she had "no more biological family". Didn't she claim a cousin was the one who SA'd her when she was 7? All this bitch does is lie so I'm trying to find a 20pc McNugget of truth in all of it. Does Amber have cousins on her Dad's side? There doesn't seem to be as much documented info on her Dad's side of the tree compared to her Mom.
 
As a nonfat I abandoned the mesh top trend years ago. That shit doesn't breathe. Worse than your basic polyester shirt too, I think the mesh allows smells to waft out. Amber wears it as a second skin, I can only imagine it amplifies the stench. God help anyone in a room with her.

I dont understand why she doesn't invest in some good cotton clothing if she cares at all about humanity. A cotton maxi skirt would drape over her layyygs making her less sausage like and as a bonus soak up lymph weep from the layyygs.
 
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Jerome Saunders said:
As a nonfat I abandoned the mesh top trend years ago. That shit doesn't breathe. Worse than your basic polyester shirt too, I think the mesh allows smells to waft out. Amber wears it as a second skin, I can only imagine it amplifies the stench. God help anyone in a room with her.
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It's hard to imagine mesh doesn't breathe. What are the holes for if not air?
 
I heard she was supposed to be on lolcow live tonight? Did she chicken out?


she supposedly agreed "as long as tommy isn't a topic" lmao
 
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misandristRus said:
she supposedly agreed "as long as tommy isn't a topic" lmao
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She's so full of herself lmao. Tommy is the only relatively interesting thing about her atm (which sucks cuz Emily fucking sucks). Without the Emily thing, she's no different than any other fat ugly bitch with a horrible personality you can find at any Walmart in flyover states.
 
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