🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hot CILF in your area said:
No shit though these videos have become awful.
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It was always awful, but it's a slightly new type of awful recently. Made worse with competing avenues for Ambo content.

The issue I am having with her content now is that she is all over the place on the calendar. Her recorded videos are a mix of 2-3 week old clips with current revelations mixed between. The live streams are current but she is addressing things from the past because her videos are all old, plus the live streams are unwatchable, even Foodie has a crazy frog music bed and flies hanging out you can watch. The Instagram is the closest we get to actual content with an easily discernible timeline these days, and it's where she has the most insufferable attitude and filters. But at least the Instagram she acts a bit more like the bitch she is and is all smug. Oh and can't forget the TikTok where she shakes her shelf ass for all the fetish views.

The actual content itself is the exact same in reality. Eats > Plans to eat > Eats > Plans to not eat > Eats > Ruins some dumb woman's life > Plans to Eat > Eats and so on. All that really changes is the outhouse shirt, the red shirt, the forest green shirt and don't forget my personal favorite, the animal hair covered black shirt.
 
The mini milk gallon just makes it look like a giant is drinking from the milk jug.

On the bloody pics... I like how if you zoom in you can see her big fat bloody bigfoot foot prints tracked on the floor. Couldn't even make an effort to not get it everywhere. I also enjoyed seeing her long skinny turd in the toilet. I bet all of her turds are soft and long.
 
For anyone who cares, based on some of the math for calculating blood volume, Hamber at a weight of 504 would have between 7-8 liters of blood or 7-8% of her overall weight. She damn near has one and a half times the amount of blood an average weight man might have (5 liters). Makes me wonder if her bleeding as much and why there were no other side effects from her free bleeding mattress era.
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
I remember at the beginning of the wipey era that she said if she would’ve been with Jade during the cancer arc then she would’ve forced her to see an OB and the cancer could have been prevented.
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I've always suspected that Amber felt intimidated by Jade Francis. Maybe Jade could have dragged Amber to the doctor, but Amber would have fought the others too much.

Being in her feelings over Emily gives her the excuse to make feeder porn and act like it's comfort binging, with the extra bonus that the idiots watching who still think Amber wants to lose weight will rush in, to comment with encouraging diet advice, giving the channel more traffic.

Amber doesn't have to have a high IQ to make a living, she just has to be slightly more clever than the members of her audience and I cannot be alone in thinking that anyone seriously watching Amber shouldn't be left unsupervised.
 
StarkRavingMad said:
First time seeing these. Oh. My. God.

How can one claim to be a hypochondriac and completely ignore this for years?!
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Willful ignorance to that extent is a terrifying thing.

GEEKBARDOODLEJUMP said:
All I'm really hoping for is that she dates another dark skinned individual so we get wigger-lynn again, I miss the beats and jordan wearing EBT cosplay she used to do when she dated jade.
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Remember when she said her hair was "randomly turning curly" too lmfao
 
That new video was boring and tedious as always, Hamber is drinking milk like a 13 year old boy who thinks its cool.

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FatalTater said:
I've always suspected that Amber felt intimidated by Jade Francis.
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I don't think she was intimidated by her, I think that Amber thought everybody thought she was so cool to be dating a black girl. Like with Emily Amber thinks everyone thinks Emily is so hot and Amber has something everyone is envious of which isn't true even a little bit I think she thought the same thing about Jade. We know jade looked like a black pug dog with an underbite but Amber thought everyone was so envious of her and her black girlfriend.
 
FatalTater said:
I've always suspected that Amber felt intimidated by Jade Francis. Maybe Jade could have dragged Amber to the doctor, but Amber would have fought the others too much.
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I think you’re probably right. Once when she was doing a Q&A someone asked if she was more dom or sub, she said that she’s always been dominant (if you consider food aggression being dominant lmao) but with Jade she’s suddenly submissive
I think it was because Jade is a stud with a lot of masculine energy and the fact that she was far more intelligent and mature than Amber.

(And if Alexis is to be believed, Amber got physical with Jade first and and Amber immediately got a taste of her own fat medicine, so that probably didn’t help lol)
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
The mini milk gallon just makes it look like a giant is drinking from the milk jug.

On the bloody pics... I like how if you zoom in you can see her big fat bloody bigfoot foot prints tracked on the floor. Couldn't even make an effort to not get it everywhere. I also enjoyed seeing her long skinny turd in the toilet. I bet all of her turds are soft and long.
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I did not like the big fat bloody Bigfoot foot print. I did not enjoy seeing her long skinny turd.

She’s also fat and I would not have sex with her.
 
FatalTater said:
I've always suspected that Amber felt intimidated by Jade Francis. Maybe Jade could have dragged Amber to the doctor, but Amber would have fought the others too much.
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And yet she still managed to have Jade participate in a post breakup video, make a big show about what an amazing and great person Amber is, and drive hours to move her ass to Oklahoma.

Jade could have just packed her shit up and walked right out of that house after the breakup.

I suppose the only way any of this could be explained is if ALR paid Jade for all of the above.
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
I remember at the beginning of the wipey era that she said if she would’ve been with Jade during the cancer arc then she would’ve forced her to see an OB and the cancer could have been prevented.

Part of me feels like this might actually be true if only for the fact that like any normal person, Jade wouldn’t be okay with a 600 pound behemoth profusely bleeding everywhere. Regardless of how much money was thrown her way

But I guess the rest of the members of the gaycare were cool with it as long as they got some tard bucks from Amber lol
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I totally believe that Eric and Ricky were fine with the money. They may have had some molments in gorl world that still make us laugh to this day, but they are shitty people at the end of the day.

With Becky ... I think there was a whole mess of reasons why she kept taking care of Amber for so long. For starters, she was flat-out zombified on the wrong meds, she was financially dependent on Amber, and I wholly believe her when she says she felt this sense of guilt if she left. "Oh, if I leave, then she'll become entirely bedbound and die, and her pets won't be taken care of." Guilt can be one helluva influence on people's decision making. It can fuck a person up, really.

As I've said ad nauseum in this thread: Becky isn't a saintly figure in Gorl World. I still believe that she is a victim of Amber's though.
 
Data Dynamo 658 said:
That new video was boring and tedious as always, Hamber is drinking milk like a 13 year old boy who thinks its cool.

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Correction: Amber is providing feeder content. Which I suspected from something somebody posted to Reddit about Emily and feeders, dairy and hucows. A quick search brought me to Instagram, where I saw this.

It’s completely dull and not worth watching, but I have no doubt that Emily is flicking the bean to this content.

Edited to add: it took 15 minutes for this post to end up on Reddit. I. HAVE. ARRIVED.
 

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Depressed_Oni said:
For anyone who cares, based on some of the math for calculating blood volume, Hamber at a weight of 504 would have between 7-8 liters of blood or 7-8% of her overall weight. She damn near has one and a half times the amount of blood an average weight man might have (5 liters). Makes me wonder if her bleeding as much and why there were no other side effects from her free bleeding mattress era.
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Menstrual blood isn't like the blood in your veins, bro. It's the uterine lining shedding itself.
 
a hapless toad said:
Menstrual blood isn't like the blood in your veins, bro. It's the uterine lining shedding itself.
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Truefax! Your average woman only loses about 2-3 tablespoons of blood during an average period. There's all kinds of tissue and mucus that makes up the majority of the fluids lost. That being said, if someone is mensutating for more that your average one week out of four anaemia is a real possibility... which is why you should go to a doctor if you've been mensutating for weeks, let alone years, at a time.
 
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