🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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maybe a pigeon said:
take Twinkie to a vet when you can go to Chili's and eat?
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rate me gay but I never believed anything was wrong with the dog. She thought it sounded good(???? or something, idk, I’m not a sped) and promptly likely forgot she ever mentioned it. It got people talking tho which is all that matters in the end to ~content creators~

I was rooting for her to become addicted to slot machines last year but alas
 
VitaminSiobhan said:
I would be so much more interested in a speed arc - weight would be lost, little random adventures to go on, lots of new side characters, her propensity to collect useless crap would turn up to 11, maybe mom relapses with her? That last thing felt so evil to say I'm sorry
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i dont feel like any cocaine addiction will ever compare to food.. remember when foodie was "addicted" to cocaine? and the binge monster always comes back after the shit wears off.. i wonder if cocaine will make her fatter lmao or crack i guess idk
 
QUEEN OF DENIAL said:
Nah, apparently, she only beat the shit out of her mother. The service dog charge was a clerical error. This is old news tho
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Glad it was an error, i thought it was amber covering shit up. Cant have two animal abusers in the family. Ambers special as always.
Hayduraide said:
I'm watching a reaction channel and noticed an oddly shaped lump on the back of Amber's legs. It's right before she zooms in the video to hide something on her legs. It's like a shelf beneath the shelf.
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Shes engorged like a tick. The weird upper third tit is so fucking huge now and we got a lower leg tit barnicle as well? Fuck amber, what the hell?
 
Hey Hamber, I found a lego set of the precious angel you murdered just for Fed Bundy to reject you after all
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i watched ONE of ambers vlogs.. clicked the link here... and it completely ruined my algorithm,, i'm getting suggested the dumbest vlogs from random retarded losers and death fats
 
If the 700 lbs thing ends up being true (in which case, LOL) and Amber gets enough comments about it, then you know she won't be able to resist from commenting on it. She cannot resist addressing stuff and "overexplaining" (a.k.a. lying).

She's definitely going to victimize herself, and the back-and-forth comments that Amber and Becky are making about each other right now are just going to get more heated. Amber will definitely try to play the "victim of an abusive relationship" card rather than just the "it takes two to tango" card. We all know that it's Becky fault by default already, lol.

I think that we all can agree that Amber was well over 600 lbs in 2019 ... That's a guarantee. That said, I don't think that 700 is out of the realm of possibility either. Every time I see a picture of her from 2019 again, I'm taken aback by how fucking massive she was (I mean, she's still massive, but she was in a whole new category of Snorlax back in 2019).

I also don't believe the weight that Amber is telling everyone right now. No way in hell is she just barely 500. She's at least 550-575.
 
I believe the scale weight, but I also believe that because she's so goddamn wide and spills over, that the tiny little scale platform just isn't calculating it all. Yes, I know that sounds retarded, but I'm sticking to it. She can't even put her feet together and make her ankles touch!
Not Dead Yet 69 said:
Rarity would be more blue/grey than this, right?
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Could you fucking not post pics of dead animals, asshole? Thanks.
 
misandristRus said:
i watched ONE of ambers vlogs.. clicked the link here... and it completely ruined my algorithm,, i'm getting suggested the dumbest vlogs from random retarded losers and death fats
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Don't ever click on her vlogs. Hit an archive here instead to maintain your algorithm free of retardation.

OT, ALR is fat and stupid and I wouldn't sex her with a dildo on a 20' long pole.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I believe the scale weight, but I also believe that because she's so goddamn wide and spills over, that the tiny little scale platform just isn't calculating it all. Yes, I know that sounds retarded, but I'm sticking to it. She can't even put her feet together and make her ankles touch!

Could you fucking not post pics of dead animals, asshole? Thanks.
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I think this is actually a really good point. There's a reason they need to use a scale from a fucking scrap yard to get an accurate weight on the biggest cows.
When was the last time Amber got a new scale? ✨ "HELLO, IT'S READY" ✨ She should at least get one of those special Dr. Now style scales
 
Honestly this is right up her alley and she can get it from her favorite place Amazon win win. But we know she won't because she's nothing but a liar that can't face the truth.


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Becky posted a Q&A with Mr. Snowflake. She answers a bunch of questions from viewers. I kept tuning out, but didn't hear much that we didn't already know.




-Doesn't know Amber's heaviest weight. She was secretive about even to Becky.
-Amber would sometimes just make up a number when she didn't feel like weighing in
-Amber would only allow Becky to spend a certain amount of times with friends/ family. She would set a timer, and if Becky wasn't back before the timer was up, she'd throw a fit.
-Confirms Amber "free-bled" and was virtually bed-bound for over a year
-Says Amber did go to an actual therapist but only for a few sessions
-Amber would ride the mobility scooters around WalMart until the battery died, and would make Becky bring her a new one. (lmao)
-When Becky would visit in the beginning of their relationship, the litter boxes were overflowing and there was animal shit on the bed
-Amber told Becky to lie and say she was just joking about the ass wiping

If you put the video on 1.25x speed, Becky almost sounds normal
 
What could you possibly be doing in Walmart for so long your scooter runs out of batteries? Even if you were just dicking around, don't those things last a while?
 
Semen_Recycler said:
Becky posted a Q&A with Mr. Snowflake. She answers a bunch of questions from viewers. I kept tuning out, but didn't hear much that we didn't already know.




-Doesn't know Amber's heaviest weight. She was secretive about even to Becky.
-Amber would sometimes just make up a number when she didn't feel like weighing in
-Amber would only allow Becky to spend a certain amount of times with friends/ family. She would set a timer, and if Becky wasn't back before the timer was up, she'd throw a fit.
-Confirms Amber "free-bled" and was virtually bed-bound for over a year
-Says Amber did go to an actual therapist but only for a few sessions
-Amber would ride the mobility scooters around WalMart until the battery died, and would make Becky bring her a new one. (lmao)
-When Becky would visit in the beginning of their relationship, the litter boxes were overflowing and there was animal shit on the bed
-Amber told Becky to lie and say she was just joking about the ass wiping

If you put the video on 1.25x speed, Becky almost sounds normal
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So? Becky doesn't have job either? Wow. This we all knew it so long. Damn, Destiny tea was so damn good! *sigh*

Oh, well.

Becky can work at a gas station or franchises. The relationships we have to move on. I respect kyrstal for that at lest. And Libby too for giving a fuck about to get Amber cash.

Amber is so broke now. I always think she pay all her exes to the hell shut to fuck up.


I miss those days when Amber would have people to get fun or go outside. I am getting so tired the same and replay of the same stuff we knew. Emily was so nasty but intersting the feeder fetish.
 
YourName56 said:
Becky can work at a gas station or franchises. The relationships we have to move on. I respect kyrstal for that at lest. And Libby too for giving a fuck about to get Amber cash.
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Krystal wouldnt really know what to say. Or put in much effort anyway... but libby could only just confirm the weird pedo vibes and it would just get her new audience to harass her for not nutting up and pressing some weird far fetched charges. Amber only went to suggestive themes not straight up assaulting a minor afterall.
YourName56 said:
Amber is so broke now.
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Huzzah.
 
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