🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Straighteneeeng her hair, which I have never seen her do on camera, cause Becky said her hair was matted once upon a time. We see you, gorl.
 
Somebody explain free bleeding, please, because I don't get it.

I understand that Amber doesn't want to use tampons (how would she reach past her gunt?) because she's anti-penetration, but why not use those extra-large post-childbirth sanitary pads? Or Depends (OK, she'd have to cut them open because I'm pretty sure adult diapers don't come in size 6X) or something? My great-grandmother used old diapers rolled up and pinned into her underpants. Even I'm old enough to remember the sanitary pad + stretchy elastic belt combo ... surely somebody could have MacGyvered the equivalent for Hamburger Helpless. Somebody could've gotten crafty. Michael's exists for a reason. It can't all be scrapbooking supplies.

This free bleeding is some serious Old Testament shit. I mean, what in the Genesis 31:35 was going on? And why? Does this happen a lot on M6HPL? I knew there was a reason I don't watch reality TV.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
Somebody explain free bleeding, please, because I don't get it.

I understand that Amber doesn't want to use tampons (how would she reach past her gunt?) because she's anti-penetration, but why not use those extra-large post-childbirth sanitary pads? Or Depends (OK, she'd have to cut them open because I'm pretty sure adult diapers don't come in size 6X) or something? My great-grandmother used old diapers rolled up and pinned into her underpants. Even I'm old enough to remember the sanitary pad + stretchy elastic belt combo ... surely somebody could have MacGyvered the equivalent for Hamburger Helpless. Somebody could've gotten crafty. Michael's exists for a reason. It can't all be scrapbooking supplies.

This free bleeding is some serious Old Testament shit. I mean, what in the Genesis 31:35 was going on? And why? Does this happen a lot on M6HPL? I knew there was a reason I don't watch reality TV.
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She was so fat and lazy that she couldn't use regular Walmart pads and she couldn't really change full size diaper like pads, so she would just bleed and shove a towel down there and call it good. She out fatted period hygiene. She bled 24/7 for years also and just gave up giving a fuck.
 
She is going to catch so much shit for dancing along to the Trump campaign song. It's gonna be great!
Semen_Recycler said:
-Amber would ride the mobility scooters around WalMart until the battery died, and would make Becky bring her a new one. (lmao)
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Def in my top three Fat Amber molments. It was a Target and they had just gorged at a place called BJ's. She was stranded and a worker came by to ask her if she was okay. She was not okay. She was spiraleen from embarrassment and called Becky to fetch her a new steed.

Delighted to hear it was not an isolated incident.
YourName56 said:
Amber is so broke now. I always think she pay all her exes to the hell shut to fuck up
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I don't know why so many people think this. Once you have BDP nightmare out of your life, you're more likely to pay them to stfu and never come back.
Kela de Thaym said:
Amber’s not going to fuck you, mate
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She's all yours, mate.
 
Lmao her videos are going to be extra performative because she thinks she can convince her audience that she really truly broke up with her gentle wuv and is liek so sad u guyzssss for real!!!

Also not be be gross but to make the picture more realistic; even normal women know that even just a little blood and sweat at the start of a period can smell very off and metallic. Now imagine that just x100 and with older smells from past bleeds. It was probably so horrific and in the Kentucky heat
 
Holy shit I thought her stories couldn't get any more fake and gay after FBI Frank but the old geezer in Denny's is the best yet fucking hell :story: :story: :story:
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
she's not even using it correctly. She seems to think it can be used interchangably with memory, when it can't.
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She knows.
That's why she repeats it. She did the same thing with ''kimono'', ''buffet'' and is it doing it recently with ''consultation''.

She believes mispronouncing every other fucking word will firstly make people comment on her videos and secondly prove how quirky and ditzy she is.
It's all a part of her dogshit bimbo act.
When she starts using a specific (incorrectly used) word, she's doing it with full intention.

She's an idiot but she's not a full retard. Fatty is doing what children do to get attention.
 
Amberlynn saying she overheard the subscriber she met tell her grandfather, "She smelled really good, and she was nice!" is a line right out of a King Cobra video. "The sexy goth bad boy smelled good!" TMDWU
 
ChubbyChaser said:
ALR’s on rednote too
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700 pounds and God made sure none of it went where she wanted.
Doublefrag said:
looks like the kind of a woman that only Black men would date
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Built for BBQ
hotcheetospuffs said:
Amberlynn saying she overheard the subscriber she met tell her grandfather, "She smelled really good, and she was nice!" is a line right out of a King Cobra video. "The sexy goth bad boy smelled good!" TMDWU
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Wearin' her tactical soap... not a sponsor. Don't need to get laid to know it's working. That's what's up.
Fee said:
Honestly this is right up her alley and she can get it from her favorite place Amazon win win. But we know she won't because she's nothing but a liar that can't face the truth.
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Nah she needs to wuddle down to the nearest tractor trailer weigh station. Plus like others said, she doesn't want to see the number. If she doesn't see the number it means she's never weighed that much you guise!
 
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maybe a pigeon said:
Somebody explain free bleeding, please, because I don't get it.

I understand that Amber doesn't want to use tampons (how would she reach past her gunt?) because she's anti-penetration, but why not use those extra-large post-childbirth sanitary pads? Or Depends (OK, she'd have to cut them open because I'm pretty sure adult diapers don't come in size 6X) or something? My great-grandmother used old diapers rolled up and pinned into her underpants. Even I'm old enough to remember the sanitary pad + stretchy elastic belt combo ... surely somebody could have MacGyvered the equivalent for Hamburger Helpless. Somebody could've gotten crafty. Michael's exists for a reason. It can't all be scrapbooking supplies.

This free bleeding is some serious Old Testament shit. I mean, what in the Genesis 31:35 was going on? And why? Does this happen a lot on M6HPL? I knew there was a reason I don't watch reality TV.
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isn't this around the time where she said she would just bleed and never stop too? like for MONTHS? so she just constantly bled onto their floors...???



edit: honestly i wouldve just packed up and moved and left her ass on that mattress to rot..
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
Amberlynn saying she overheard the subscriber she met tell her grandfather, "She smelled really good, and she was nice!" is a line right out of a King Cobra video. "The sexy goth bad boy smelled good!" TMDWU
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This sounds exactly like she overheard some kid saying she stank so she spun it into a story of having a fan that said she smelled nice
 
fukuyama said:
they went to go sit down i heard her tell him, 'wow she smelt really good'" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KINGAMBERJFS delusions
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Ah yes, old cancerous period blood smell mixed with the classic obesity scent: yeast, Fritos/dog paw, vinegar, feet, feces, sweet diabetes sweat, urine, sebum, earrean backs, b.o., cheesy fish vag and unbrushed teeth tonsil stone stank breath. Oh! Topped with a food-scented Bath and Body Works spray.

I bet Ricky thought the slaughterhouse smelled good in comparison compared to living with ol “onion chunks” Lynn. Twonk & Chubbs probably went after that mattress like a tampon in the trash.
 
Amber is making her own choices and posting what she wants. It's great to be confident, but it's also important to be realistic. She does need a wake-up call to face reality. And it's easy to fake taking accountability, especially online which is all she does talk. To sound old as shit, actions speak louder than words. Prove it bitch. She does have a part of her following that are gullible and absolutely believe her, which I do not understand. Some of them seem intelligent. Yet so stupid when proof is given over and over to show the truth. She says a lot and does nothing. I honestly do not get how anyone believes her or would ever want to fuck her. Gross 🤢.

Also Necky if you go meet someone whose house or apartment is covered in cat shit why did you go back? She said that's how it was when she met her, what part of that was so appealing that you become her live in girlfriend? Why didn't you say nice to meet you and never look back? Because she's absolutely just as nasty as Amber and right now she's trying to be a loser using gullible people online to foot the bill on her childish existence just like Amber. Because they are exactly the same. Maybe they should just get back together. Two BIG fat peas in a pod. Scammers like them should end up in prison. Oh God could you imagine Amber in prison 🤣 . Sorry for rambling.

She's trying to throw in that someone said she smelt good because she knows we know she stinks and just like saying she showered casually or just washed her hair are just manipulating tactics to get us to think otherwise. Not going to work but her smooth brain doesn't get that.
 
I feel like I vaguely recall someone catching her in 4K with a bloody pad hanging out of her pants/circus tent dress at some point. So maybe she did wear one at one point but they were so small she said fuck it and let the flow go. She said before she got the cancer diagnosis that there was so much blood is looked like a crime scene and claimed Becky said “it was fine”
 
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