🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Muh stigmatized illness.

It's not an illness, it's a personality disorder. You can't fix that shit and the people who have them are fucking nightmares. Does it really matter if she's BPD or NPD or ASPD or WTFD? It doesn't. Avoid, or don't to your eternal peril.
 
Muh stigmatized illness.

It's not an illness, it's a personality disorder. You can't fix that shit and the people who have them are fucking nightmares. Does it really matter if she's BPD or NPD or ASPD or WTFD? It doesn't. Avoid, or don't to your eternal peril.
Actually, with intense therapy people with bpd have a good chance of getting to "remission" (defined as being at least 2 years of not meeting the diagnosis criteria anymore ). The thing is Amber doesn't want to change . She wants everyone around her to change and allow her to continue her abusive/destructive behavior
 
Actually, with intense therapy people with bpd have a good chance of getting to "remission" (defined as being at least 2 years of not meeting the diagnosis criteria anymore )
lol "remission" lol

"Have you lied to anyone in the past two years?"

"No"

"Congratulations, you're in remission!"
 
Sure is nice of Amber to support her soft gentle love and future wife Tommy aka Emily Franz with her issues with alcohol by... *checks notes* drinking in front of her
 
Sure is nice of Amber to support her soft gentle love and future wife Tommy aka Emily Franz with her issues with alcohol by... *checks notes* drinking in front of her
But she is only going to drink one, she means two, but probably a lot more. Such a wonderful empathetic girlfriend she is.

Didn't Jade Francis also have a drinking problem and she didn't stop drinking around her either.
 
But she is only going to drink one, she means two, but probably a lot more. Such a wonderful empathetic girlfriend she is.

Didn't Jade Francis also have a drinking problem and she didn't stop drinking around her either.
Addicts do tend to flock together. Amber picks girls who are down in life and desperately looking to go on a prolonged binge, that's what they all have in common.
 
No Trolling Plans.
Can someone please find a hacker to crack this loser's YouTube password and get into their account? Obliterate this fat narc's channel and delete every video to cut this giant leech off financially where it counts and erase this non-tent internet footprint once and for all. Go away Hamber!
 
Lmaoooo i knew this would get him

I thought the same thing she she said that, zm always made a point to let her get away with her "mentulz" excuses so it actually was pretty shitty of her tl say that even if it's true.

Can someone please find a hacker to crack this loser's YouTube password and get into their account? Obliterate this fat narc's channel and delete every video to cut this giant leech off financially where it counts and erase this non-tent internet footprint once and for all. Go away Hamber!
You must be new here, chill tf out and lurk moar. You need cows to get milk my guy
 
Can someone please find a hacker to crack this loser's YouTube password and get into their account? Obliterate this fat narc's channel and delete every video to cut this giant leech off financially where it counts and erase this non-tent internet footprint once and for all. Go away Hamber!
Rope.

No one is forcing you to watch her videos as you masturbate with rage.

Alogs are the fucking worst.
 
Can someone please find a hacker to crack this loser's YouTube password and get into their account? Obliterate this fat narc's channel and delete every video to cut this giant leech off financially where it counts and erase this non-tent internet footprint once and for all. Go away Hamber!
We are not am autistic illuminati.
 

this is detrimental, can't believe this happened, & tommy came to visit me | vlog​

(01/11/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LTaiNs3vu38Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=LTaiNs3vu38
Also relevant, the Feabie profile:
If Walnut is Emily, she is a complete degenerate and Amber is a goner. Here is her feabie preferences. It seems the only screenshot has been her basic info.
People noticed a new account, with the name Walnut and located in Oskosh, had appeared on the feeder website.
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Amber responds to the rumors in a community post.

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Walnut allegedly showed up in Jordy's livestream tonight (links to where he starts talking about DMs)

He showed some screenshots from this person. Looks like emails from the feeder site to "prove" they're Walnut, and a screenshot of "proof" of the IP ban. He said there was another screen shot with text that said Walnut wasn't Emily and Walnut was their own person but he didn't share it.

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We are not am autistic illuminati.
Ummmm speak for yourself! :medallion:
 
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Can someone please find a hacker to crack this loser's YouTube password and get into their account? Obliterate this fat narc's channel and delete every video to cut this giant leech off financially where it counts and erase this non-tent internet footprint once and for all. Go away Hamber!

Gabe,
Looks like you just made your first big blunder on The Farms. Despite what our detractors claim, we have a hands-off policy regarding the cows. Observe and report, nothing more. Kiwis can be vicious when you fuck up, so take your lumps and hopefully you'll learn from this experience and turn out to be a good user.
 
Can someone please find a hacker to crack this loser's YouTube password and get into their account? Obliterate this fat narc's channel and delete every video to cut this giant leech off financially where it counts and erase this non-tent internet footprint once and for all. Go away Hamber!
"A wise farmer treasures even the most stubborn cow; Her milk flow may be slow, but do not harm what consistently nourishes you and your village." - Kiwifucius

Amber is indeed frustrating and often very boring, but rest assured there is amusement to occasionally be gleamed from her. ALR has a right to a platform and it is good that she does, especially when she sometimes becomes emboldened and shares more truth than facade.
 
First off, I feel y'all, during these Q&A videos NPD smug ass lynn was out in full force. I suppose she must've really been feeling it, being in her natural habitat (on the couch) and her natural state of being (lying).

But, could she even do that? We know she can:t wipe, so she also can't reach below her fupa to lift properly. Even if, her pathetic arms couldn't lift anything that heavy, especially cuz they have the added weight of the bingo wings. In order to lift, she'd need one of those thingies they use to lift cars at the mechanic.

AND EVEN THEN, we discussed before how compressed her fat is.
View attachment 6837812How much could you even lift when you're bursting at the seams already?

Edited for some formatting. Also I'm getting more use out of the "running" GIF than I thought.
I just realized while I was marveling at how horrifying that gif is, she has to be close to her highest weight here, definitely higher than with Jade. You’re telling me that Hamber can ‘run’ and smirk her way through it, but she can’t walk to a mailbox a few times? It kind of proves that she’s mentally handicapping herself a lot more than she wants to admit, and her ‘not being able to exercise’ is just her bitching and being a pillow princess.
 

this is detrimental, can't believe this happened, & tommy came to visit me | vlog​

(01/11/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LTaiNs3vu38Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=LTaiNs3vu38
I know you're not doing it just for me, but thanks, really makes the whole thing easier. :feels:
In lieu of voicing my expectations of this video, I will just let Amber's face on the first frame of the archive set the scene.
But yeah guise, people totally think she's still in school
Bingo, Walmart, and shitty booze: Romance Redefined

Tl;dw: Fatty informs us it's January 1st and refers to her forlorn looking mid makeup self as a "whole different breed". We then get her going for a jumpscare closeup.
The shitty sequel to Five Nights at Fatty's
Eh, I've seen more horrifying cloeups of your face, try harder fatty!
After showing off her ratty nails and beetus knuckles, we get to the most pleasant visual of this video.
Precious boy
:feels: Wasabi :feels:
She then pets him, and Wasabi tries to tackle the impossible task of cleaning his owner by lapping at her no doubt disgusting hands, which is why he promptly stops. We then change perspective again as fatty goes to he bathroom to weigh herself (not on camera, she says she'll do that for when she starts semaglutide. We'll see about that.)

We then get her outfit of the day segment, which I suppose is coming back. As she puts us down, we're subjected to a shot of her pathetic fatty cleavage, before we're shown the outfit.
textile stress test
Hm. Y'know, I usually default to calling her clothes garbage bags, but they remind me of smth else, looking at them like this. Mild PL but I worked at an elderly care home for a short while, and they way how taut these clothes stretch reminds me of the laundry sacks that I usually had to pick up every morning as part of my routine. Though I can imagine even the most piss laden load of laundry smells better than Hambo.
Anyway, moving on...

Says that next time she 's getting her nails done, she wants them to be in the same garish tone as her shirt, which seems about right for her tbh. Hambo and Feeder then go on the romantic activity of going to Walmart together, where she then buys premier protein and frosted cookies for her mom. They drop by her mom's and hand them over (not shown on video) and we're at our next destination, Taste of China.
fattypresent.pngOf course it's all you can eat...
Hmm...
Coffin haul, trying out coffins for the first time; I'M GONNA DIE SOON?!?
"You guize, you won't believe it, we're at this like, cra- cor- caprenter[sic] and loohk! It's the coffin I'm gonna be cremated in, isn't it shoo kyuut-uh?!"
(Gonna put the Amber png in the attachments, if any of you wanna do smth with it. Didn't do too great a job on the hand and just noticed some of it is not cleaned up but eh, it is what it is.)
We get footage of Feeder and Fed holding hands, their fortune cookie fortunes (Amber's saying that a chance to express her creativity is coming her way (please no more sextapes), and Emily's that she should try the lotter). Emily tries and fails at a claw machine and they go home.

Back at home, Amber, helpless as ever, gets Emily to open her a buzzball and Amber clacks her nails against it in an attempt at ASMR. In the next shot, amber is without her cardigan and trying out some drink that looks like one of those bathroom fresheners.
flap flap flap
Those fucking bingo wings from this angle tho...
The next day (January 2nd), she gets her nails done once more, looks less egregious than the last one but I'll defer to experts like @✨Tard-Star✨on this matter.
Neon claws
I still don't like it.
One more timeskip, now January 3rd. She's doing her makeup as she tells the riveting tale of how she went to electric bingo with Emily Franz. I refuse to describe her process of bingo in detail, but apparently she won like 500 extra dollars with her electronic machine or some shit for a total of 800 dollars. Says she's using Pantene again, claims it's "working like a charm".

Adresses the walnut situation, claiming walnut isn't Emily Franz, says she'd never do something like that. Also says Emily Franz wouldn't make her do these things and points towards details like the website getting her age wrong. Says she wouldn't be in a relationship with someone like that, and the rest of the video is basically just her going pig mad and pity me. Ends the video and shows us the E-Mail.
E-mail
The end.
This one was definitely an increase in quality from her recent videos, which, shocking no one, means precious little. Though the most frustrating part was that I had to refresh the page and most of my summary was gone because we got a mini DDOS or whatever and my draft didn't save. Oh well, it's done now. We still know nothing about that interview she had do we?
 
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