🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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misandristRus said:
I'm gonna make this my banner is that ok
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absolutely!

edit: holy shit that Amber Pointing at Things thread is great. I saved this one since we're closer to being able to use it.

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Tiresome said:
I get it, but have you met lesbians before?
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Eh, but what do Emily Franz and Amberlynn Reid REALLY have in common to connect over in a relationship?
Emily - from what she has publicly posted - enjoys the outdoors, hiking, campfires, nature etc etc.
Most relatively normal sized nature-loving, hiking boots wearing lesbians who want a normal relationship with a woman are after someone who shares their passion. Maybe they can hike and see new sights together like the Smokies. Very romantic.
Amber enjoys food, alcohol, and sitting at home. That’s about it. The only Smokies she is interested in are the kind in a bag at the grocery store.
Emily clearly wants a deathfat to stuff and that’s it. Most deathfat lesbians have a deathfat partner.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
This new meme reminds me of the old thread where people edited Amber pointing at things (including war atrocities). Good times.

(My favorite one of this current meme so far is the “finding Rarity” one, but they’re all great)
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Oh fuck, thank you for the inspiration. I'd forgotten about that.

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Ohhh, I always love hearing about old Amber threads, I didn't really start reading the Farms (as a guest) shortly after the Amber board closed.
The only one I've gotten around to reading though is the one about Amber's sad sad tears. Any recommendations on which ones I should check out?
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
Ohhh, I always love hearing about old Amber threads, I didn't really start reading the Farms (as a guest) shortly after the Amber board closed.
The only one I've gotten around to reading though is the one about Amber's sad sad tears. Any recommendations on which ones I should check out?
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A lot of classic gifs and pics you see in videos are cribbed from this general video/gif thread

I also liked the Amberlynn’s finances debate thread back in the day.
 
From Reddit, an Amber poop toucher:
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Does anyone have an idea of which one was theirs? I scrolled through their feed and saw the tweet about “Amber used my fanart in a video!” But not the actual art itself.

Edit to add: shakeen and cryeen right naow, here’s the only fanart Amber should be receiving from now on:
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Fucking hilarious. Thank you anonymous member in the Amber Facebook group!
 
Even more 8008135 said:
Imagine how much saggier they've gotten.
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hotcheetospuffs said:
I imagine that's why she wears the extra-long pants now. It's getting harder to hide them.
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Piggy backing on these, some thoughts:

1. Do y'all think the ankle balls drag on the floor? That would be my main concern if I were Amber.
(The concept of getting an infected scrape in your ANKLE BALLS of all things is INSANE)

2. I honestly wonder if she wears compression socks or wraps around her ankles/legs? That would be the best option for her, there are companies that make 4xl and up size socks AND custom sizing.

3. My God the fact she's been able to hide them is actually impressive. Has it been well hidden? No.
But hidden? Yes.
Did anyone catch in her mirror clip (where she was showing her pick-up-emily-outfit), we caught a glimpse of the Layyygrgs?

4. "Oh mmm geee if I drink this it'll go straight to my ankles"
 
✨Tard-Star✨ said:
Piggy backing on these, some thoughts:

1. Do y'all think the ankle balls drag on the floor? That would be my main concern if I were Amber.
(The concept of getting an infected scrape in your ANKLE BALLS of all things is INSANE)

2. I honestly wonder if she wears compression socks or wraps around her ankles/legs? That would be the best option for her, there are companies that make 4xl and up size socks AND custom sizing.

3. My God the fact she's been able to hide them is actually impressive. Has it been well hidden? No.
But hidden? Yes.
Did anyone catch in her mirror clip (where she was showing her pick-up-emily-outfit), we caught a glimpse of the Layyygrgs?

4. "Oh mmm geee if I drink this it'll go straight to my ankles"
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1. Yes, they been draggeen on the floor for years now, they probably have their own callouses.
2. No, she doesn't but some speculate the legeens are too small for her, acting as a compression garment of their own. Who knows!
3. No, I refuse to watch the video. You see laygs? You post laygs.
4. More of her uwu annachan play-acting horseshit I assume
 
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