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600 el bees of fat and not a single ounce of it made it's way to her fried egg tits or flat arse. (No Amber, that fat shelf at the base of your spine is not your arse.)
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Unreachable Twat
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Who would've thought your fucking shin can grow a fupa lmaooo
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We need to bring back the ankle-ball watch thread! So many photos of her ever growing legs and ankle fat rolls lost to the board collapse.
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This is one step from lip synching to"creep" by Raiohead and no steps from being extremely cringe.
Peepeekakaland
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Fuck those stupid idiots on her tt comments. This bitch is a lost cause, only thing left for her is to fucking die, these fuckers have no idea.
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Holy CREEPY SHIT!
She... genuinely thinks she's being, what... sexy? sultry?
Only thing sultry here is the residual lingering smell of feet, Fritos, day old farts, B.O. and Billie Eilish perfume from Ulta to "cover" it all up.
Mekahineyho
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Piss
dog piss
old vomit
spit up
Chew
loogies
Oil
-the things our prissy princess germaphobe dragged her pants thru at all those gas stations. She also hobbled into a male bathroom which notoriously always has piss on the floor around the toilet.
Being white trash and sloppy is engrained in her DNA. This reminds me of the 90s when kids wore those huge JNCO pants and the bottoms were torn up and caked in mud and rainwater at school
Girl it’s time to hang up the idea that you are a young gen z alt girl and start wrapping your legs like an adult.
dog piss
old vomit
spit up
Chew
loogies
Oil
-the things our prissy princess germaphobe dragged her pants thru at all those gas stations. She also hobbled into a male bathroom which notoriously always has piss on the floor around the toilet.
Being white trash and sloppy is engrained in her DNA. This reminds me of the 90s when kids wore those huge JNCO pants and the bottoms were torn up and caked in mud and rainwater at school
Girl it’s time to hang up the idea that you are a young gen z alt girl and start wrapping your legs like an adult.
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I don't think it's far-fetched at all.
There's a channel called "The Ankle" - his real name is Jordan. He's not "Jordy" from olordyitsjordy, though; it's completely different reactor. Anyway, he's been watching and reacting to Amber's vlogs, starting from the very beginning of Amber's channel. That's why you find so many people in Amber's comments section recently saying "Hi Goo and Ankle! (Goo is the rottweiler Jordan rescued). Anyway, he's recently entered the beginning of the Destiny Era, and in a starting weight watchers type of video, Amber talks about being 290lbs at 11 and 420lbs at 16. She talks about teachers and people in the foster system paying for her to do Weight Watchers, but she never bothered to take it seriously because SHE DIDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. Having this mentality - at ANY age - about being 420lbs is completely fucked, and gives a clear indicator about how current day Amber feels about weight loss.
I've always suspected that her channel started as yet another way to manipulate and gaslight the people in her real life (who were completely financially supporting her absolute gluttony) into believing that Amber was trying to better herself. She'd cry about her "mentulz" if any of them were critical of the shit treatment she was dishing out, and do long monologues about the diets she was going to start if she sensed that her host organisms were on to her parasitic ways. And they all fell for it because they mistakenly assumed that Amber's thoughts, feelings. and goals would be like theirs (people tend to assume that others think the way they do and would react the way they would - especially if they haven't encountered predatory people in the past). Most people wouldn't humiliate themselves on YouTube for potentially millions to see if they weren't actually serious about losing weight, right? So in their minds, why would Amber do this?
And then sometime during or just after the Destiny era, she started making serious bank. While I think that she was still using her channel to manipulate the people in her orbit, I think the priority shifted towards manipulating people into continuing to tune in just a little longer, because the results you want to see are totes gonna happen.... just keep watching. She's even admitted recently during vlogmas that she DOESN'T CARE about producing content of any value, because her audience doesn't directly pay money to watch her (she's worthless trash doing nothing to benefit anyone, nor truly responsible for anyone, so she doesn't understand the value and preciousness of time). It's all fake and nothing she says has anything to do with how she actually feels about weight loss. It's also why it comes across as so disjointed at times.
So then, given the opportunity to be with someone who wants her be as gluttonous as she can be would be an absolute dream for Amber. She wouldn't have to waste energy pretending to give a shit about her weight and health. The only pesky problem is that her audience won't accept it, because Amber's been lying to them about wanting to lose weight for the last 11 years. That's also why she produced virtually no content over the last few months. Then once the honeymoon period ended, Amber had to start cranking out shit about her "mentulz" - probably because the manipulations against Emily weren't working anymore (and also because she had to ramp up for vlogmas). So now we get these ridiculous videos of Amber being absolutely miserable, while trying to manipulate us into not believing our lying eyes, and that Emily is actually so wonderful and suportive of Amber losing weight (while Amber gains like crazy) and is not a feeder at all! She also needs the plausible deniability for the inevitable point in the future when Emily chews off her own leg to escape (or dumps Amber in the most humiliating manner), so Amber can do her vicious smear campaign against Emily for YT bucks.
I've always suspected that her channel started as yet another way to manipulate and gaslight the people in her real life (who were completely financially supporting her absolute gluttony) into believing that Amber was trying to better herself. She'd cry about her "mentulz" if any of them were critical of the shit treatment she was dishing out, and do long monologues about the diets she was going to start if she sensed that her host organisms were on to her parasitic ways. And they all fell for it because they mistakenly assumed that Amber's thoughts, feelings. and goals would be like theirs (people tend to assume that others think the way they do and would react the way they would - especially if they haven't encountered predatory people in the past). Most people wouldn't humiliate themselves on YouTube for potentially millions to see if they weren't actually serious about losing weight, right? So in their minds, why would Amber do this?
And then sometime during or just after the Destiny era, she started making serious bank. While I think that she was still using her channel to manipulate the people in her orbit, I think the priority shifted towards manipulating people into continuing to tune in just a little longer, because the results you want to see are totes gonna happen.... just keep watching. She's even admitted recently during vlogmas that she DOESN'T CARE about producing content of any value, because her audience doesn't directly pay money to watch her (she's worthless trash doing nothing to benefit anyone, nor truly responsible for anyone, so she doesn't understand the value and preciousness of time). It's all fake and nothing she says has anything to do with how she actually feels about weight loss. It's also why it comes across as so disjointed at times.
So then, given the opportunity to be with someone who wants her be as gluttonous as she can be would be an absolute dream for Amber. She wouldn't have to waste energy pretending to give a shit about her weight and health. The only pesky problem is that her audience won't accept it, because Amber's been lying to them about wanting to lose weight for the last 11 years. That's also why she produced virtually no content over the last few months. Then once the honeymoon period ended, Amber had to start cranking out shit about her "mentulz" - probably because the manipulations against Emily weren't working anymore (and also because she had to ramp up for vlogmas). So now we get these ridiculous videos of Amber being absolutely miserable, while trying to manipulate us into not believing our lying eyes, and that Emily is actually so wonderful and suportive of Amber losing weight (while Amber gains like crazy) and is not a feeder at all! She also needs the plausible deniability for the inevitable point in the future when Emily chews off her own leg to escape (or dumps Amber in the most humiliating manner), so Amber can do her vicious smear campaign against Emily for YT bucks.
TL;DR: Amber knows exactly who Emily is, actively wants this relationship, and will say and do everything she can to convince her audience to just keep watching.
And don't forget; this bitch is also too lazy to change into PJs before getting into bed.
Next bout of cellulitis in 5 .... 4 ..... 3 .....
EDITED TO ADD:
Amber wasn't able to decorate last year for Christmas because she was too torn up over losing Jade (translation: lol too fat and no one to do the work for her)
Amber doesn't think she'll be able to decorate this year for Christmas because "It's the middle of December and Christmas is pretty much almost over" and she likes to enjoy the decorations all the way from the first of December (translation: lol too fat and no one to do the work for her).
Also, gotta get a horrifying bodyshot in for those engagement clicks:
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Lazy ass bitch doing scratchoffs during vlogmas lmao what the fuck, Amber? If you do read the farms and see this, what the fuck, gorl?
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I wish it was Amber who got hit by a car instead of that poor cat.
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The hard cut of her cheering over winning a scratch off to teary-eyed "she left" was actually hilarious.
She left a dirty wet sponge in her sink for 3 months and then was shocked it molded.
Her goal was to film 3 minutes of content a day??? What a lazy fuck
She left a dirty wet sponge in her sink for 3 months and then was shocked it molded.
Her goal was to film 3 minutes of content a day??? What a lazy fuck
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The only difference would be that the car would die instead of Hamber.
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I started the new video, and I still couldn't finish it because I was so bored.
I'd rather watch a 30-minute Mr. Snowflake reaction video to it than the actual 3-minute video. I feel like the 30 minute video would be less of a waste of my time.
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Well then...
Tl;dw: so we open up to-
oh, day by day, the choker disappeareth, bit by bit. We're at- huh? A Chinese buffet? It's been a while, hasn't it? (but yeah Emily Franz, in charge of taking care of vulnerable eldery people at Clarity Care in Oshkosh Wisconsin, is totally helping our gorl lose weight), anyway, at the restaurant, more of the stupid straw blowing shit
after that, we're back in the car, fatty acknowledges that her vlogmas content is completely devoid of Christmas, next we-
Scratch tickets...
Is this some greatest of compilation? Did Emily somehow enable all of our gorl's vices at once? Is this some high level feeder skill? In either case, she won 25 (I assume dollars). Anyway after all that nonsense, we're back in the Oklahoma hovel. Fatty looks more upset at not having her caretaker anymore than she did after killing her cat. Whines about how it's not her home anymore wahh wahh wahhhhhhhhhhhh. Wants to get a new planner. Mentions that the place she's buying the planner from is ethical and woman owned (don't think we forgot about the time you bought from Temu, fatty)
So now we're in the kitchen
just a lil' bit more and the shelf will be level with your pathetic tits. Boring fridge content talk, one of her sponges turned black. Boring babble that boils down to "I'm too lazy to put up Christmas decorations now."
Someone made cookies of our gorl and twinkie and-
Idk, I'm no master baker, but the dough looks a tad too thick. (Or maybe that's intentional?)
In either case, maybe they should've used these cookie cutters someone reposted here from reddit a loooooooong time ago.
Tries to bait engagement by suggesting others should also send fanart, feat. little sperg about fatphobic fanart.
FIN
Jfc, gotta agree with you there @StarkRavingMad, this one was very rough to get through.
Lard of the cheap ass Rings Part 12: Return of the Swamp Thing (Christmas Edition)
Tl;dw: so we open up to-
oh, day by day, the choker disappeareth, bit by bit. We're at- huh? A Chinese buffet? It's been a while, hasn't it? (but yeah Emily Franz, in charge of taking care of vulnerable eldery people at Clarity Care in Oshkosh Wisconsin, is totally helping our gorl lose weight), anyway, at the restaurant, more of the stupid straw blowing shit
after that, we're back in the car, fatty acknowledges that her vlogmas content is completely devoid of Christmas, next we-
Scratch tickets...
Is this some greatest of compilation? Did Emily somehow enable all of our gorl's vices at once? Is this some high level feeder skill? In either case, she won 25 (I assume dollars). Anyway after all that nonsense, we're back in the Oklahoma hovel. Fatty looks more upset at not having her caretaker anymore than she did after killing her cat. Whines about how it's not her home anymore wahh wahh wahhhhhhhhhhhh. Wants to get a new planner. Mentions that the place she's buying the planner from is ethical and woman owned (don't think we forgot about the time you bought from Temu, fatty)
So now we're in the kitchen
just a lil' bit more and the shelf will be level with your pathetic tits. Boring fridge content talk, one of her sponges turned black. Boring babble that boils down to "I'm too lazy to put up Christmas decorations now."
Someone made cookies of our gorl and twinkie and-
Idk, I'm no master baker, but the dough looks a tad too thick. (Or maybe that's intentional?)
In either case, maybe they should've used these cookie cutters someone reposted here from reddit a loooooooong time ago.
Tries to bait engagement by suggesting others should also send fanart, feat. little sperg about fatphobic fanart.
FIN
Jfc, gotta agree with you there @StarkRavingMad, this one was very rough to get through.
QueenCeeCee
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Ok so what's the real reason Emily lost Custody of her kid? Was it her choice or did she allegedly do something so bad that the courts gave her only supervised visits ? It's so odd for a woman to have that without being a crack head or something
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"iT liDuRrUhLeEe FeElS lIkE a StRaNgEr'S hOmE" Yeh she's lubing us up for the move isn't she
Peepeekakaland
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Emily is a piece of shit and her fetish is more important to her so she gave up custody to the crusher.
Unreachable Twat
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1. You're crying about it not feeling like you're "home" because it's literally not your home. It's a random apartment you rented in a city your mother who didn't raise you happens to be living in. You moved there after living in 5 different states and getting trucked out by the last online stranger you moved in that couldn't fucking stand you anymore.
2. Why the fuck would you decorate for xmas when it's just you sitting around rotting in your apartment? That's too much exercise for you.
3. You're probably crying because you have nobody to wipe you anymore and drive you to get food, not that you have any emotional attachment to another human being.
4. You were kicked out of Emily's house against your will and might never go back. Sacrificed/killed your cat and now you're back to square one lol have fun letting your cellulitis and 10 yeast infections a year come back since you can't reach your pussy.