🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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On the 12th day of Vlogmas, Amberlynn said to me:

Twelve diets planned,
Eleven meals half-eaten,
Ten fingers lickin',
Nine doctor visits,
Eight folds a shakin',
Seven tears a fakin',
Six angry exes,

Five broken scales!

Four cancer scares,
Three white lies,
Two swollen legs,
And a Gracie who had to go free.
 
Oooook.

Traveling with lymphedema... which she once lectured us she didn't have?

Which is lessened by cutting down on sodium... as she chows on two different forms of fried beef and fried potato salt licks?

Look, I fucking love garlic. But if my SO and I were taking an 18 hour roadtrip in a closed vehicle... no way.

Also, she needed to be thrown out of the Upper Midwest before someone killed her. Nobody there would listen to your "I'm shooo cold" while you're not wearing a jacket. An ex of mine who moved there now lives by their motto: It's never too cold to be outside, you just have inadequate clothing.

Anyways, the Dear Jane letter should be in the mail, along with the rest of her left behind shit. Emily sleeps well tonight.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
"Illi-NOISE" oh for Christ's sake Amber
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she's making a reference, we know she loves killers and there is even a song about a famous killer. good taste Big Al the cat killer
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tookieboot said:
This account that Emily is following on Instagram? 👀
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It couldn't be more clear and undeniable if Emily herself declared she was a death feeder in 30 different posts with 40 different fonts, she practically already has. It's embarrassing watching Amber deny this.

Do we think Hamber is truly in complete denial about Emily Franz's feederism fetish or do we think she is satisfying Emily's fetish behind the scenes? She certainly looks fatter. It's hard for me to say, because despite how long Hamber has been a fat failure, it's always been a 'goal' of hers to lose weight. She just wasn't particularly inconvenienced if she didn't as she is used to existing that way, but the idea of her intentionally gaining weight for someone else's fetish is not easy to reconcile. She will do almost anything to be the center of someone's attention, though, so how far-fetched is it really?
 
Unreachable Twat said:
Does anyone know if there's a legal reason for Karina Kaboom to keep calling Emily "Tommy"?
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Amber calls her Tommy and has only ever disclosed her name as Tommy, so Karina calls her Tommy. Then she can claim "what i never misnamed her or doxed anybody, except Kermit or whatever that squirrel told you is a lie".

Side note: Karina scares me. I bet she has the crazy eyes.
Pls Karina dont send a squirrel hitsquad after me!

ETA that tik tok posted is in her ugly ass apartment. I forgot how ugly it was with the garish lighting and colors. Anyone know waht the fuck Amber is singing, its unintelligible to my bovine ears.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
Leaky Lymph Tales Part 11: Cat Killer Cargo

also known as https://youtube.com/watch?v=9UKW0wxJqhs
traveling with lymphedema at 500 pounds..mp4

Tl;dw: fatty cries about not getting enough sleep, camera problems

ugly as sin earrings
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we're at the chicago airport allegedly, theyre only there to pick up a van to go to Oklahoma so that Emily Franz can just take a plane back home (wouldn't wanna miss work at Clarity Care in Oshkosh, Wisconsin I'd wager)

"so we're still in Illinoise[sic]", her legs hurt, claims she has knee problems because of the stairs at Emily's house (and totally not because her legs weigh more than some normal women), eats food, fatty is surprised that the camera focuses on things in the foreground, retarded napkin dance, annyoing BAYBEUHHH,

Alr I'm gonna be real this one's real boring, more whining about her tree trunk legs, now in st louis, 4PM

PROFILE SHOT
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Engages in actual npc behaviour, we have reached dark time, 4 hours to go, fatty relays her experience of how cold wisconsin is, BISH EATS EVEN MORE

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anyway, restroom's closed, sucks to suck fatty

Abrupt end, guess she pissed herself and doesn't want to admit it

Fatty has fat people problems, nothing new, boring. Can't recommend.

ETA: I forgot to mention that at some point she says her legs feel like cement, which looks and sounds believable.
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Wild.
 
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powdered toast said:
That's fucking creepy. Standing still, cottage cheese arms just dangleen there. What tf is this supposed to be - self-humiliation fodder for the feeder?
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And that earring holding on for dear life barely still attached to her fucked up lobe. All in all, great Amber tiktok. She thinks she's sexy, brooding and beautiful while everyone sees humiliation fodder.
 
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