🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I got caught up on the Vlogmas crocodile tears video.

You know what? I can't fucking stand people who weaponize their own personal "tragedies" against any criticisms towards their shitty behavior. Personal tragedies happen to everyone ... And yet, not everyone is a compulsive liar, a cat killer, or an abusive parasite to everyone they latch onto.

That's why I believe that Amber is a less redeemable person than Chantal. Chantal is just a fucking bitch and a trainwreck, and she pretty much embraces her disgusting-ness, lol. Amber salivates at the thought of something bad happening to her so she can use it as an excuse to manipulate people.

The only times I've seen Amber legitimately cry have been when her caretakers throughout the years have finally dumped her ass, and when she got the cancer diagnosis.
 
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Hm, makes me think, if Amber was a fake green thumb girliepop instead of a watered down animal abuser, how many plants would we have gone through throughout the years? You know she would absolutely love to just get expensive/rare plants and then brag about it to her viewers, only for it to die 1 or 2 videos later.
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she would have fake plants that shed try to convince everyone were real, including crying videos about rooomerrs and how shes a GOOD PLANT MOM thats why this plant has lived so long and never changed even a little bit
 
RainbowAloe said:
Things that make you go hmmmmmm. A comment from ZMs new video
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Late fag, but that cat is definitely fucking dead and she’s just delusional if she thinks Rarity isn’t after this much time. I hate how she just defaults to the ‘she’s probably in a better place - in someone’s home of course!’ Shit she pulled on Density. Makes me want to punch her fat head.
 
Not Dead Yet 69 said:
Able bodied non-fatties experience the close calls of walking with intention to be safe and still getting caught off guard by hidden ice...you slip and have to move fast and overcorrect to stay up...or you fall and bust your ass. You have a laugh about it...you might have a bruise or be sore for a day or two...but at 600+ ELBEES she is cooked. She is not capable of catching herself if she slips. We learned this from the infamous dangling ankle incident. Maybe the blubber will pad her and the fall won't break her bones but if she doesn't leave Wisconsin in the next couple weeks she is gonna have a long and dangerous Jan-March.
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Now watch as she uses this as an excuse to never step out into the snow.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Talking of medical emergencies, what is her status in Wisconsin, insurance wise? Emily is covered by her employer, so can she get Amber on her insurance?
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She'll just show up to the urgent care or ER uninsured, promise to pay the bill, then never pay it. That's what I understood her to do in the past, I don't think she's ever carried insurance?

She's literally within a mile of Aurora hospital where she can get ER care when the time comes. I would expect her to put her old address in when doing paperwork, so she never sees a bill anyway.
 
Esquilax said:
She'll just show up to the urgent care or ER uninsured, promise to pay the bill, then never pay it. That's what I understood her to do in the past, I don't think she's ever carried insurance?

She's literally within a mile of Aurora hospital where she can get ER care when the time comes. I would expect her to put her old address in when doing paperwork, so she never sees a bill anyway.
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Sorry for 🤔 but how fucked must her credit be? She must have racked up tens of thousands in medical debt from using the ER as her personal drop-in medical center. A few hours at the ER for saline, nausea/pain medication and a urinalysis after complaining of kIdNeY pAiN can still be $15k easy with no insurance.
Unless she pays every ER bill she gets?
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Sorry for 🤔 but how fucked must her credit be? She must have racked up tens of thousands in medical debt from using the ER as her personal drop-in medical center. A few hours at the ER for saline, nausea/pain medication and a urinalysis after complaining of kIdNeY pAiN can still be $15k easy with no insurance.
Unless she pays every ER bill she gets?
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I think back in 2019 or so, a farmer found a court case between Amber (same full name, DOB, and location) vs one of the hospitals in her area. Presumably they were going after her for unpaid ER bills (this was before the cancer arc). I believe it disappeared from online shortly after, and it was presumed that Amber paid and it was settled. Amber never said anything about it on her channel, so it didn't really get any traction with the reaction channels during that time.

Amber has since learned her lesson, and now makes a mountain out of every mole hill to maximize engagement and $$$

Oh, and Amber's new video "i'm done." She's DONE you guize... again. Tune back tomorrow to hear about how she's done again for real this time. OH MY GOD, she's talking about the cat she lost as a child that Jordan (The Ankle) mentioned the other day on his channel. Stop watching reaction channels, you dummy. AND STOP MONETIZING YOUR DEAD CAT!

Update: it was her last foster mom who died (the one that was paying her phone bills and stuff for years after she aged out of the system - until Krystle's family took over). This woman inspired Amber to do better during the last two years of highschool (not the last year where Amber miraculously turned it all around herself like she's previously boasted). And she claims that she won't be talking about Rarity anymore. How many more days of her audience refusing to forget about Rarity before she quits Vlogmas?
 
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Guntsress Of Diabeteeze said:
Your only two posts so far have been about advertising Mr. Snowlfake, not many people here really give a shit about him so pls
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a lot of us love mr snowflake and jimmy bunker. so pls.
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I'm pretty sure she also lived in West Virginia when she was with Krystal.
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When she lived with Krystal they were in Spotslyvania/Fredericksburg Virginia, about an hour from ChrisChan, Ethan Ralph, and BossmanJack.

The epicenter of which is a nuclear powerplant.
 
Day 8 of Shitmas has just dropped.

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WARNING: She's wearing some haram seethrough tarp, viewers beware.
Tl;dw: Tries to convince us her neck isnt fat as fuck by claiming she wears her necklaces short, tries masking her wretched stench with perfume,

CUT!! New scene on the couch, spergs about mentulz as she teases an upcoming announcement, rarity sperging, talks about her uncle's cat from when she was 4 years old, tries to cry and convince us she gives a shit about her pets, is still harping on about that humane society interaction screenshot, actually shows the voicemail, oh shi-
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"So what I am deciding to do for my mental health is I am no longer going to be talking about Rarity, at all."​

uhuh, assures as that she will tell us when she is found (never), now we're back to wahh wahh I'm so exhausted I'm so depressed wahhh there's other things in my life, her foster mom died, keeps yapping about college and high school, pretends to give a shit about her family, is tired of defending herself (aka lying), rage quits again

So she's trying the ultimate memory hole by just no longer talking about Rarity. And for some reason she chose this see through mesh net slut rag for this announcement. We are never hearing about this cat again.

May the lymph fluid freeze in your legs you narc slob.

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Sounds like Emily to me. May only have the funeral eulogy to compare to, but definitely sounds like her to me. Especially with that nasally voice that comes with having a giant honker.
 
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