🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It's kinda hilarious that every vlogmas episode is just her trying to up herself in ragebait.
And it hasn't even been a week.

Going from fat Cartmeg to wailing uncontrollably hoping we would confuse it for crying.

I thought this season of vlogmas would be boring but she's serving tard and I'm here for it :ratface:
 
powdered toast said:
I'm still trying to figure out why she thinks posting temper tantrums is a vlogmas series lol
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Dude what else is she got going on?
We know shes still at slommys, shes paying for her apartment still in OK and we havent gotten a "im moveen with my gf im so happy" vlog so slommys not still keen on her moving in (ambers ego wouldnt let this go if it was true). Shes hiding some bullshit about her brother/dad and the random dead person (she cant use it for sympathy bait so shes stuffing it away under "privacy") so theres nothing else to vlog here.
This isnt entirely about vlogmas this is about big al juggling too many things in her life and not getting the narc supply she needs in her life. Of course shits falling apart and this is all she has. The crying vlogmas isnt gonna stop its gonna get worse till tommy saves her like a knight in shining armor.
 
It has to be so exhausting being in a relationship with this pig. I almost have sympathy for big nose Emily. She invites this pig to her house, thinking all her sexual fantasies will be filled and all she does is sit around the house crying about her mental health and all the mental conditions she has. This is suppose to be the honeymoon phase of the relationship. Imagine working all day at... @Constellationzero ,what is the name of it again ☺️, and then coming home to this unshowered beast fake crying because of internet meanies.

Didn't she cancel her stupid vlogmas last year, and probably the year before too, because of haydurs and her mental health? Doesn't this bitch realize without haydurs watching she wouldn't have any watchers at all. I actually looked at her channel today, first time in months, and was actually surprised at how low her views are. Even some of her most clickbatey videos had about half of the views I would have thought. Couldn't happen to a better cunt.
 
Trying not to get my hopes up for anything but could this vlogmas possibly... maybe... potentially... be interesting?* 🌈



*compared to the Wipey/Singlelynn era ofc which isn't a hard bar to reach. Maybe the 2019-esque scabby moon face accompanied by the greasy cockroach feelers with a pinch of cryeeeeen and rageeeen at her audience has me nostalgic for the good ol' days.
 
If this stupid fat useless illiterate sow were to stop watching every video about herself & reading every forum about herself, she'd wither away and die. JK, her mental health would improve immensely but her sub 60 IQ doesn't allow her to grow in any way except her weight. Her BMI will always be higher than her IQ and she'll die being LIDURALLY UBSESSED with hershelf making herself suffer. Ohhhh wellllll.. hurry up already..

She rubbed her eyes so much in the beginning of that video to really make it look like she's been cryeeeeeen. There's never any tears but she sure did rub her eyes/ lard face a lot.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
For all we know, Jade was doing this the whole time (explaining all of the weird vibes during that era, as well as the amount of time that Jade seemed absent from the background of the videos). Emily could be doing that to her now (which is why we haven't really witnessed them interacting since Amber moved to WI).
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She is so predictable.
"Nothing is wrong with *insert random ex here* these are just sit down vlogs. How often do you see them when I'm just sitting? Y'all make up so many rooooooooommmmmers!"
QueenCeeSmoo said:
Can a lurker please prove if that dead cat was rarity or not ? I'm tired of the speculation . Surely someone can get a pick and prove it one way or another
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It seems like it there was evidence that rarity died due to Amber's neglect you wouldn't need to look for shit, it would be everywhere. The proof in this case could be rather gruesome and glory. If there is proof one day, ok. If there is never concrete proof, ok. She is dead or found an actual loving home.
Peepeekakaland said:
The ZM dms if anyone gives a shit. She's being manipulative again.

Ps: Die amber

Edit , she's so illiterate this message is almost unreadable she has the writing skills of an 8 year old trying to sound smart
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Our annual Kissing Zachary Michael's ass season has begun. Last year it was the weight loss surgery clinic. In the past we've gotten them attacking ZM for knowing people's names, waiting too long to respond to Amber, and on and on. This year is no different and somehow, more sad.
HansKlokBier said:
a vlogmas meltdown.

Hambeast is fake crying for 5 minutes, she got the big sad.

And the oscar goes to....

a vlogmas meltdown..mp4

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Transcribed the video>
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣☹️☹️😭😭😭🤗🤧🤥😁

--also ✨VLOGMAS SPERG✨, Amber stopped counting vlogmas as only being holiday centered content a few years ago. She made some speech about how it's "just uploading every day for a month".

If I'm late, give me all the clocks. My pages didn't load correctly.
 
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I don't think Al is this upset about her cat going misseeen.

She's miserable with Emily Nicole Franz who is employed by Clarity Care Wisconsin. Salty Crab recently said this in a video, but Amberlynn is waiting around all day long, waiting for Emily to get off work in order to do anything. She's not like Necky (who took care of Amberlynn full-time) or Jade Francis (who worked remotely) - she has a real in-person job with long, probably exhausting hours. I'm sure Emily isn't full of energy to drive Amberlynn around to TJ Maxx or whatever the fuck stores she likes to go to spending her money on stupid shit.

That is, if she had money to spend like that.

She can't afford to take month-long breaks from YouTube anymore like she used to post-vlogmas. This is her job. She has completely shot herself in the foot with her smugness and now she's crashing out because the reality of the situation is starting to appear. She willingly entered a relationship with a public feeder (who has a history of feeding people to literal deathfatness + putting them in her basement), defended Emily until she was red in the face, humiliated herself with the whole Erica situation, made a fool out of herself with the whole Alexis fallout nonsense (how's that going, btw?), the receipts re: Emily being a cheater and now she's bawling on camera because "the haydurs don't believe me about rarity!!1!"

It's not that we don't believe you, but you'd think that after a decade on YouTube - you wouldn't let comments like this bother you anymore if you knew the truth and were actively searching for your cat.

I think it's finally dawning on her what she did to herself, and it's an awfully rude awakening.
 
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Sarah Connor said:
I don't think Al is this upset about her cat going misseeen.

She's miserable with Emily Nicole Franz who is employed by Clarity Care Wisconsin. Salty Crab recently said this in a video, but Amberlynn is waiting around all day long, waiting for Emily to get off work in order to do anything. She's not like Necky (who took care of Amberlynn full-time) or Jade Francis (who worked remotely) - she has a real in-person job with long, probably exhausting hours. I'm sure Emily isn't full of energy to drive Amberlynn around to TJ Maxx or whatever the fuck stores she likes to go to spending her money on stupid shit.
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I absolutely agree. She's so used to surrounding herself with people who could cateer their schedules to hers that Emily not being around to drop everything and entertain her is EATING. HER. UP. And I'm not taking that phrase back. Best believe that if she and Emily break up (they won't because Amber has never been the one to break off a relationship in her entire Youtube career and Slommy is a big back chasing perv), Amber will absolutely blame SLommy for not being "supportive" enough to help her find Rarity. Boohoo, you're too fat to get your ass up and find your fucking cat. Find some soft brains to feel sorry for you because we fucking don't.
 
I do rather enjoy the current state of our gorl. Malding and scrambling to get people to forget about Rarity. Seething because everyone knows this isn't your standard loving relationship. Desperate for people to ignore plain facts.

Cry moar, fatty.
Mald, and let yourself be lured to the basement by the siren song of your weird square headed freak.
Grow fat, and take solace in the fact you needn't leave your tomb.
 
Sarah Connor said:
I don't think Al is this upset about her cat going misseeen.

She's miserable with Emily Nicole Franz who is employed by Clarity Care Wisconsin. Salty Crab recently said this in a video, but Amberlynn is waiting around all day long, waiting for Emily to get off work in order to do anything. She's not like Necky (who took care of Amberlynn full-time) or Jade Francis (who worked remotely) - she has a real in-person job with long, probably exhausting hours. I'm sure Emily isn't full of energy to drive Amberlynn around to TJ Maxx or whatever the fuck stores she likes to go to spending her money on stupid shit.

That is, if she had money to spend like that.

She can't afford to take month-long breaks from YouTube anymore like she used to post-vlogmas. This is her job. She has completely shot herself in the foot with her smugness and now she's crashing out because the reality of the situation is starting to appear. She willingly entered a relationship with a public feeder (who has a history of feeding people to literal deathfatness + putting them in her basement), defended Emily until she was red in the face, humiliated herself with the whole Erica situation, made a fool out of herself with the whole Alexis fallout nonsense (how's that going, btw?), the receipts re: Emily being a cheater and now she's bawling on camera because "the haydurs don't believe me about rarity!!1!"

It's not that we don't believe you, but you'd think that after a decade on YouTube - you wouldn't let comments like this bother you anymore if you knew the truth and were actively searching for your cat.

I think it's finally dawning on her what she did to herself, and it's an awfully rude awakening.
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You're spot on the money. Emily isn't someone that Amber can exert full control over and that's hurting her more than Rarity going missing. It's well documented that Amber has this need to control the lives of everyone around her so they bend to her will at any given moment. She ain't getting that from Emily, that's for damn sure. Amber is running out of narcissistic fuel and her only real option is to go back home to OK (by way of plane, whether she likes it or not) and admit defeat, which is something narcs refuse to do. She's backed herself into a corner and now we're seeing the real-time spiral out of control, which hey, more entertainment for us.

The cat is just a scapegoat for all her problems at this point in time and Amber can only use it as a shield for so long. Savvy people already know that Rarity's ultimate fate is 100% Amber's fault and could've been prevented if Amber wasn't so fucking lazy and careless in not a) getting Rarity microchipped and b) not even getting her a collar with an ID tag. She basically fucked herself over because this isn't something she can memory hole or control the narrative on. Love to see that for her.
 
I have said a few times in the past that I’m not a huge animal freak. I do have a cat (mainly because the other members of my household love animals). The cat is well cared for as he is a member of this family. Even as a non animal nut, the thought of him out on the street alone, scared, cold and hungry only to be flattened by a car is goddamn heartbreaking. Amber is supposedly an animal lover and she gives fewer than zero fucks.

Eat shit, fatty.
 
New Cuntmas entry from the hog
Now with local archive:

tl;dw: apologizes for the distilled cuntent from yesterday, pretends to give a shit about Rarity, tries to justify her long stay with them "loving being around each other" becoming even longer because of Rarity

Emily got our hog some gold hoop earrings, a Ghost Face funko pop as an early birthday gift (yes that's right you fucking freak Emily Franz employed at Clarity Care in Oshkosh Wisconsin, get our gorl addicted to more material goods), Amber interacts with Milo (dog) who looks positively miserable to be around her
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Organization of her ratty makeup bag, makeup advice and makeup talk from an ugly fat fuck (this goes on for what feels like forever), interacts with her other cat that she hasn't killed by proxy via negligence, she finished the car layyygo,

opening yet another early present from the feeder freak, it's a Bible Eyelash photo that's been autographed, it's got out gorl goying over it "Wait so she's touched this before?", Amber does some weird tic and Emily comments on it

The End.

Boring as fuck.

ETA: Also she didn't even acknowledge Twinkie (who was in shot as well) when she harassed the other dog, whom she also called "the sweetest dog you'll ever meet in your life" so fuck Twinkie I guess. (Also edited to add the dog picture)
 
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Why does she always insist on doing this same tradition of her girlfriends buying HER early Christmas gifts? She did it with Becky and Jade and both times you could tell she probably paid for most of that shit, the Narcissism grows stronger around this time of year.
 
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