🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The fake crying is gross.
It's amazing how hysterical she is over losing her ''best friend'' that she never loved or took real care of but looks completely okay only seconds later. What an incredible beast with such control over her emotions.

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She must be pretty happy to have new retards showing her pity in the comments. The only people braindead enough to believe the show are her fellow high IQ gorlies. Bloody ridiculous show she's trying to put on.

I wish someone would've stolen all three of the animals and given them a good home. Fake crying over a possibly dead pet is unhinged.
 
Amber says she put all of her energy looking for Rarity, but her energy is probably limited to getting into a car and shaking a bag of treats and waddling around the perimeter of slommi's property.

If you've ever had an animal go missing, they're usually hiding in nooks and corners, under parked cars, in other people's backyard, etc, but they're usually not too far from home. Hamber's immobility has seriously fucked over her chances of finding that poor cat. Imagine how much more effective the search would've been if she actually had the ability to crouch and kneel to look under places. She didn't try at all. I'm MATI.

Also, crying about Rarity while also trying to prove to the haydurs that you don't use filters was such an odd thing to do. I guess she's going for efficiency during vlogmas.
 
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Salvador Dali said:
Amber says she put all of her energy looking for Rarity, but her energy is probably limited to getting into a car and shaking a bag of treats and waddling around the perimeter of slommi's property.
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I am not even sure that she even did this. Amber does not have outside shoes such as trainers or boots. She wears her trousers long and wear ballet shoes. She probably went of the back patio, calling Rarity, then went back in and texted Emily all day long looking at the patio door.
 
Guntsress Of Diabeteeze said:
She’s not crying because Rarity is dead or missing. She’s “crying” because she’s scared of the backlash she will get. Cue the “my dad, my brother issues going on, someone so influential in my teenage years” get fucked you fat cunt.

I know there will be many people (reddit) who will forgive her though, idk what it is with some people, do they love getting manipulated by Amber?
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Bingo. She’s not upset over the cat being dead, she’s upset that she’ll never hear the end of this from haydurs and reaction channels like Karina Kaboom or ItsJordy. And she shouldn’t hear the end of it, because it was preventable and she didn’t give a single damn about Rarity to take those extra steps.

She won’t be able to get another cat without people bringing this up. Good. She should never know peace, especially when it involves animals.

As for Reddit, they’re brain rotted to the core.
 
It's always a great day when Amberlynn is upset. I hope she continues rolling in misery and pain for the rest of her short life.
 
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a vlogmas meltdown..mp4
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@2:25 the REAL issue "I just feel like my WHOE VLOGMAS.." hard cut "is rumor after rumor". I wonder what she said instead during that hard cut? "ruined by me killing my cat"?

But they've done SO MUCH hard work looking for her totally lost cat. She is an online vlogger. What vlogger WOULDNT be filming or even live streaming the search for their beloved pet? The money, and assistance, would be pouring in. If my pet had gone missing I'd be posting my fucking address on the evil kiwifarms to get it found.
 
Esquilax said:
Dear God, if you crop her head out she just looks like a fat strawberry in that table cloth.

Then again if you just look at the head and arms, her dangleen arm fat is as big as her head!
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I know she’s always unbelievably fat, but this perspective and the width of her gut vs her shoulders/arms in this one really got to me. Especially the way her gut moved every time she fake sobbed - apt for this time of year but totally reminded me of how Santa’s belly shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly tbh
 
Thunderfingers said:
I wonder how long this will go on before she quits vlogmas this year. Sounds like she found the perfect excuse.
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Are they even long enough to be monetized? or is the 8 minute mark whats needed for mid-roll ads? I feel like she will keep at it, assuming Emily doesnt know how youtube works, and will say "SEE baby I uploaded EVERY DAY and I didnt make very much money you cant kick me out! I have to live with you!"
 
Thunderfingers said:
I wonder how long this will go on before she quits vlogmas this year. Sounds like she found the perfect excuse.
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She won’t stop, she need to make sure her January check is sufficient enough, then back to once/twice a week videos of the same old shit.

lol cow supreme said:
Are they even long enough to be monetized? or is the 8 minute mark whats needed for mid-roll ads? I feel like she will keep at it, assuming Emily doesnt know how youtube works, and will say "SEE baby I uploaded EVERY DAY and I didnt make very much money you cant kick me out! I have to live with you!"
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What ChatGPT told me

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I think she looks like one of those clowns you could punch as a kid and it would come right back to you.
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It's almost like she custom made this video specifically for everyone on this thread. Everything she was wailing on about was mentioned here, and the obsession over the filter really gave it away.

Hi gorl keep making crying videos, we enjoy laughing at them.
 
Unreachable Twat said:
It's almost like she custom made this video specifically for everyone on this thread. Everything she was wailing on about was mentioned here, and the obsession over the filter really gave it away.

Hi gorl keep making crying videos, we enjoy laughing at them.
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Because she did lol. Listen Big Al the cat killer, you are never going to memory hole this one like Gracie.
 
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