🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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When did Emily start dating Colleen?
Her daughter was born March 2017.
The basement Diabetic was 2019.
Elizabeth Minzloff and Emily began Oct 2021.
Colleen died April 2024.
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Unreachable Twat said:
"I'm not a pillow princess, I'm a GIVER"
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On Feburary 12, 2022 when she was dating Jade Francis, she was bragging about being a pillow princess. Even if Amber doesn't think she's a pillow princess and that she's a "giver", Amber admitted Jade thinks she's a pillow princess and told her such.
Amber even "bragged" about being a pillow princess in previous relationships before Jade, too.
The next day, after Amber was mocked for bragging about this on Instagram, she instantly backtracked and said she's never been a pillow princess. But Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm still keeps the screenshots from that day.
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+who.cares+ said:
Could she be at the concert in Chicago tonight? Is that even possible? I know that is one of her dreams.
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Yeah, her dream of being housebound, never having to work and food at the snap of a finger sausage.

i can't see how she would survive the hustle and bustle of concert going. Short of being airlifted above the stage i don't think our gorl will ever experience live music.

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CloutKing said:
Yeah, her dream of being housebound, never having to work and food at the snap of a finger sausage.

i can't see how she would survive the hustle and bustle of concert going. Short of being airlifted above the stage i don't think our gorl will ever experience live music.

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Maybe one of those shitty home town fair concerts where you sit on a blanket in a field
 
Crab Latte said:
Maybe one of those shitty home town fair concerts where you sit on a blanket in a field
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Haha, She used to do those with Krystal's family at the beach. She was more awkward than just about anywhere else and she was still under 400lbs. She bitched about sitting on towels and having to walk in the sand, so I don't think our now 600lb gorl is going to be able to even do something as shitty as sit on a blanket, in a park, and listen to bands on the verge of death from old age. She's too fat to sit in something not 2 chairs wide in public.
 
pippeyyy said:
Haha, She used to do those with Krystal's family at the beach. She was more awkward than just about anywhere else and she was still under 400lbs. She bitched about sitting on towels and having to walk in the sand, so I don't think our now 600lb gorl is going to be able to even do something as shitty as sit on a blanket, in a park, and listen to bands on the verge of death from old age. She's too fat to sit in something not 2 chairs wide in public.
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She also wouldn't even come close to fitting in a porta-potty so she'd have to waddle to the biggest bush to piss and she's physically incapable of squatting so that's probably not happening either. It's crazy how many real-life scenarios her weight affects when you really think about the logistics of her leaving the house lol
 
Dharma bump said:
Aren't hospital workers taught to write reports?

Those text messages are so messy I can't believe that person has written a report since the third grade.

if thos were written by an actual psych/tech worker, even an inebriated one... (:_(
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Yes. After I learned how to write my charts on a keyboard at a computer with spell check for pay as part of my job it really made my telephone touch screen text messaging so much more professional and grammatically correct.

Or you know. Fat bish sperging on her phone is just fat bish spergin on her phone. The two don't relate. You know how many nurses say shit like "let me ax you a question" etc?

Perhaps you're more worried about how someone who's base level intelligence allows this type of communicating AND also be trusted to work in a hospital as anything more than a janitor?
 
She couldn't even pillow princess dead starfish while Emily Franz, employed by Clarity Care, Wisconsin, forklifts her to center ring of the BEEF barn at the 4H county fair to collect her rosette and FAT check from Woodman's (thank you very much) for their generous purchase benefiting the residents of Clarity Care.
 
+who.cares+ said:
When did Emily start dating Colleen?
Her daughter was born March 2017.
The basement Diabetic was 2019.
Elizabeth Minzloff and Emily began Oct 2021.
Colleen died April 2024.
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From my shitty remembrance Emily and Colleen only dated for maaaaaybe a year, year and a half. My guess is probably around the time they started posting feeder fodder together. Emily moves fast, so I could see sliding into Colleen’s DMs one week and sliding under her belly the next.

Feels nuts to “date” someone for a short amount of time through video chat, post porn & then be invited to speak at her funeral service. Emily was basically a stranger to those people.
 
Did Amber ever say how long this visit to Wisconsin is supposed to be? Did she legit just move in with her on her first trip to her house?
I know Emily visited Amber once in Oklahoma, Mamalynn is probably pissed she didn't just take Amber back with her. Although that last road trip is probably exactly what Mamalynn needed to throw in the towel on trying to help or "save" Amber.

I love how everyone in Amber's life just gets to a point that they're willing to go on cross country trips to drop her ass off somewhere.
It starts with people going out of their way to get her, pick her up, take her here or there. Then by the end they're like "I don't care if I have to drive 3 days straight! This bitch gotta GO!".
 
2020chan said:
Did Amber ever say how long this visit to Wisconsin is supposed to be? Did she legit just move in with her on her first trip to her house?
I know Emily visited Amber once in Oklahoma, Mamalynn is probably pissed she didn't just take Amber back with her. Although that last road trip is probably exactly what Mamalynn needed to throw in the towel on trying to help or "save" Amber.

I love how everyone in Amber's life just gets to a point that they're willing to go on cross country trips to drop her ass off somewhere.
It starts with people going out of their way to get her, pick her up, take her here or there. Then by the end they're like "I don't care if I have to drive 3 days straight! This bitch gotta GO!".
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I don't think she has confirmed if she moved or not. I'm sure out of all of those questions someone asked. She is really dragging it out with these sit down videos knowing people are waiting to hear what happened to her apartment in Oklahoma and if she moved or not. She kept in showing parts/tails of Emily's cats in this video because she knows people will ask about them.

remember when people said the wipey era couldn't get anymore boring? here we are. we don't even get a hand. no hauls, no shopping. no grocery trips. no cooking slop. We just get reminded that lots of people in their early 30s have knee issues, have trouble walking up and down stairs, have UTIs, kidney stones and hernias.
 
1039 said:
I don't think she has confirmed if she moved or not. I'm sure out of all of those questions someone asked. She is really dragging it out with these sit down videos knowing people are waiting to hear what happened to her apartment in Oklahoma and if she moved or not. She kept in showing parts/tails of Emily's cats in this video because she knows people will ask about them.

remember when people said the wipey era couldn't get anymore boring? here we are. we don't even get a hand. no hauls, no shopping. no grocery trips. no cooking slop. We just get reminded that lots of people in their early 30s have knee issues, have trouble walking up and down stairs, have UTIs, kidney stones and hernias.
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I didn't think any era could have more talk of her sex life than the Destiny era but in true Amber style she is going to discuss it in every post on every social media site.
 
+who.cares+ said:
I didn't think any era could have more talk of her sex life than the Destiny era but in true Amber style she is going to discuss it in every post on every social media site.
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Glimpse into any high school or middle school's adaptive PE, music, art, or life skills classes for self-contained SPED, and there's your visual (and olfactory) of Dunce Cap's and Hambutt's sex life.
 
Dharma bump said:
That is my concern precisely. I was assuming that this was a tea lady until she said otherwise.

And yes, much concern that the person with the droperidol could be this one.
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Predators go where their prey is. Like Lucy Letby, the serial killer neonatal nurse who was convicted of murdering 7 babies and attempting to murder 15 others. And those are just the babies they could prove in court that she purposefully killed and injured in her attempts to murder more. She would take extra shifts and night shifts to be alone with her victims more often so she could have more opportunities to harm the babies. She worked at the neonatal unit of the Countess of Chester Hospital.
It doesn't surprise me at all that a feeder who gets off on injuring and immobilizing women works at a care facility where there are vulnerable women who have trouble with independence and moving around.
 
Amber wanting to assure us that she is a sexy sex gorl that definitely has sex (or whatever she believes that to be) appears to be one of the only constants in gorlworld. Occasionally, it does lead to some funny diagrams and discussion about what kind of industrial equipment, installations and protective gear would be needed to accomplish that.

In either case, Amber is fat, and no one should (or could realistically) have sex with her.
 
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