🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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a hapless toad said:
It's not brown, it's oak stained to match all the other 90s era builder's grade oak in the house.

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(ngl I hate oak, but Slommy hasn't redone the house since she bought it so painting that one trim alone would look weird.)
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It’s funny because when she was looking for her okc apartment in Lexington, she said one her requirements was that it didn’t look “90s” because she like that cold modern influencer apartment look. I personally liked the gaycare house and thought it her matched her more than the all white sleek look she goes for.
 
a hapless toad said:
My parents are oak devotees and both West Coast born and raised. Maybe more of an 80s-90s aesthetic they never grew out of... :biggrin:
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My dad won’t even look at anything but oak furniture to this day. Hes not midwest though, well, ish, mentally.


Look at rekietas house and it’s the same forest-esque colors and fucking oak.

I don’t enjoy the bleak grey and white aesthetic but there’s a more rich colored stain available lol
 
I wonder what they did for Emily's birthday. I'm sure it was whatever Amber wanted. She makes everything about herself. Probably Cheesecake Factory, "vacation" so she can order (more) food to a hotel room and shopping. I thought she would post some kind a birthday message on IG. She forget Jade's birthday so she might have forgotten Emily's birthday.
 
I think ultimately this is fascinating because a deathfat by definition only faces mortal risk from themselves, they're too low energy, too unexposed to the world and too coddled by ToobBux or welfare to risk their enormous ass working. Our precious Amberlynn is genuinely under threat of an even faster death than she could manage all by her lonesome.
 
She is deleting comments. Her knees hurt from walking stairs 15 times a day, basement vlogging arc when. 🤣 At 6:05 she is talking about the stairs.

Some comments are brutal like:

Is this the 2 chair-bound era?

2-chair-lynn has entered the chat.

Edit: it is 1 chair but it hurt her butt because she is massive and the chair to small.
 
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HansKlokBier said:
Edit: it is 1 chair but it hurt her butt because she is massive and the chair to small.
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It's absolutely two chairs - one side is completely wooden and the other side has some sort of leather finish on the top. You can also see a gap if you look by her left earring. Amber, if you're gonna lie about something at least give it the tiniest bit of thought cuz you COULD have just said it was a bench
 
Salvador Dali said:
addressing everything.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PUeJRCELnJE
addressing everything..mp4
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Smuglynn back in full force 🙄 time to respond to some notable quotes from this bullshit.

"Tommy (Emily) allows me to film anywhere I want in the house"

Right, that's why you've been sitting in the same spot for several videos now blathering on.

"I've never seen 600lbs on the scale"

They asked if you were ever 600lbs not if you've ever seen it on the scale. You were 600lbs and stuck your head in the sand. That's like saying "I've never owed 10k in credit card debt" because you only looked at your statement when it was at 8k and started throwing the rest in the garbage without opening them.

"Are you in pain from your size? No. I'm just in constant uncomfortability" *blames stairs for pain"

She goes on to say that when she loses weight the "uncomfortability" goes away. But it's the stairs at Emily's house's fault that she gets knee pain. Not 550+ lbs of fat destroying her joints. Also lmao at her refusing to use the word "pain" and changing it to "uncomfortability". Bitch we know your entire body is screaming 24/7 in pain and your attempts to convince us otherwise are pathetic.

"I'm not a pillow princess, I'm a GIVER"

The only thing you're giving in the bedroom is a bunch of rancid cottage cheese, mushrooms, and moss. And most of that is fomenting between your legs.

"You'll never be able to go to a Billie Eilish concert because of your size.. UMm no that's not a thing!"

Clearly hasn't been to a hockey arena before which almost always have seats with arms that don't go up. Where are you gonna watch the concert from if you can't buy 3 seats and put the arm rests up? Idiot.

"A lot of people are suffering from hernias, it's not something that needs to be fixed at the moment, it's still chillin"

Yeah a lot of 34 year olds are going around with organs popping out from their muscle membranes, right? They also don't feel the need to get it fixed, because organs popping out is normal like your liver being your 3rd tit.

"I just let people walk all over me"
Says the one who trapped multiple girlfriends into being her personal caretaker and servant while ordering them to be at your beck and call your entire relationship.

"I'm not vlogging!"
You don't gotta tell us that, we know. You're just sitting on a chair in the same spot trying to deflect from the fact that your supposed girlfriend is a feeder who's trying to kill you.
 
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Wait so she said she is hurt by YouTube and just taking a breaking so actually she's just being a hobo bum with no job sitting on her ass all day eating. According to her anyways. In order to be a YouTuber you actually have to do the job. So she can pretty much stop calling herself that. I don't think she's ever been a YouTuber. She keeps saying she's not worried right now, she hasn't fixed it yet etc. How much more time does she think she's got left to fix it or work on it? She's actually about 5 humans in one 😂😂😂. See guys just one chair. Yep totally normal thing to have to prove fucking water buffalo.
 
Amber chides her audience for thinking that she sits on two chairs. She TOTES only uses ONE chair, you guize!!

Bitch, look at the overhang both at the seat and the back:
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Congratulations - you managed to balance your shelf on a single chair, like this person:
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You sure showed your audience, Ambo! Geeze what a smug cunt.
(You know she shuffled herself onto one chair for this video, and pulled that other chair over as soon as she turned off the camera. There's no other reason to have a 'spare' dining chair from the set so close to someone when only two people max are sitting at the table. But I guess Amber doesn't understand normal human things like that).

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Boolean Bitch said:
Amber chides her audience for thinking that she sits on two chairs. She TOTES only uses ONE chair, you guize!!

Bitch, look at the overhang both at the seat and the back:
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Congratulations - you managed to balance your shelf on a single chair, like this person:
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You sure showed your audience, Ambo! Geeze what a smug cunt.
(You know she shuffled herself onto one chair for this video, and pulled that other chair over as soon as she turned off the camera. There's no other reason to have a 'spare' dining chair from the set so close to someone when only two people max are sitting at the table. But I guess Amber doesn't understand normal human things like that).

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My exact point. It's just like her attitude about clothing. Just because you can get on/in it, doesn't mean you FIT. If your butt is so big that you need a chair that close to you to sit comfortable, Guess what? You are indeed sitting in two chairs.

The angle also kind of gave it away too. I did find it odd that in a past video, she was level and in this video, she very clearly isn't sitting normally. She's probably leaned all the way forward and might even have that step for the car so she can keep balance with her feet. To prove us wrong l guess 🙄
 
Aren't hospital workers taught to write reports?

Those text messages are so messy I can't believe that person has written a report since the third grade.

if thos were written by an actual psych/tech worker, even an inebriated one... (:_(
 
RNs absolutely are taught to write reports; both short and long but the emphasis is on short, concise ones.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
People have been asking her about "tough love" and she says that it doesn't work on. her, that she needs "soft love" and "gentle love." In other words, only hiney pats and no pesky criticism.
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And we all remember that its a cycle. If its not tough love she needs, she needs soft love she needs this she needs that. Shes looking outward instead of inward to what she needs and will always be lazy and fail because its never her its always other people.

Way to go amber, your gonna move the goalpost till your dead and even then you dying will be someone elses fault never your own.
Unreachable Twat said:
And while barely being able to achieve the minimum in terms of functioning at home let alone in a workplace, they also all come on the internet and whine about their mental health constantly while there are people out there saving lives etc while grieving family members deaths etc and not going on about it. It's mind-boggling how self-aggrandizing and self-pitying these deathfats can be simultaneously.
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Gods i hate this shit, they just spew excuses and never get anything done.
Agoodpotroast said:
This can only end in a few ways: Amber dies, before her birthday would be pretty satisfactory; they break up and we get riveting content where Amber is actively trying to find a replacement caretaker to come pick her up; they stay together and we see Amber balloon in a bigger circus freak. Doubt we'd get more than five pages if Emily got her own thread unless she has an established track record of feeding her "partners" to death - and by established, I mean more than the one fatty fat fat that we know about.
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If amber dies we wont hear anything from anyone but autists that check obits and stuff. If theres a break up ambers going to switch to vlogging every day to pay for all this shit she needs to and will suddenly be besties with mom again and she will be picking up amber from Wisconsin. The fat bitch will probably "accidentally" leave the door open and emilys pets will "mysteriously get out" and it will be either blamed on a stripper or beck as to whom left the door open. I hope the breakup is after january, i want amber to ruin emilys christmas and her daughters then be thrown out mid january in the snow in her 4xl barbie tank top and her dumb yoga pants.
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
Someone in the comments called tommy, fed Bundy lmao
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This one. This one is my favorite.
 
I dumpster dove through her new “vlog” in hopes of getting the hot goss.

She sits in the same corner she filmed her last vlog in. A smog of grease and depression hang in the air and collect on her broom-like ponytail, like a filthy dew on a Mumbai morning.

She deflects from accusations surrounding Emily by denying boring bullshit no one cares about - Emily only lets her film in that dingy corner, she refuses to film because of cellulitis, she’s “subconsciously attracted to men.” I want to point out her crush on Eric (former roommate), various male celebrities, even had boyfriends and sex with moids at some point. She seems straight. Source: am fag with faggotvision

Apparently she enjoys using the stairs in Emily’s home, she’s tOtaLLy mObUhL u guise! She says her highest *recorded* weight was 572.4, implying she passed that and did not record it. Duh. Says she doesn’t like what she sees in videos, but likes what she sees in the mirror. Weird, since she nearly eyefucked herself into another dimension on the TikTok.

She totally has sex, you guys. Hot lesbian BDSM sex. She now says she prefers switching, funny considering Emily enjoys feeding women to death and also being choked by their pannuses. Never mentioned switching before when she was calling Jade “daddy,” but okay.

She was, like, waaaaay super sad for Zachary Michael when he went through health things. This proves she is an empath and not at all suffering from narcissistic personality disorder.

It’s all our fault she can’t vlog. Haters suffocate her bubbly attitude towards her vibrant life. She punishes us with stupid update videos instead of vlogs until we stop calling her a narcissist. I believe this is her equivalent of a strike.

Uh, I thought she said she had some exciting announcement or whatever at the end of her last vlog. No mention of that.
 
Amber's latest TikTok is her attempting to lip sync to a Billie Eilish song with the quote "Be right back, about to live out my dream".
Could she be at the concert in Chicago tonight? Is that even possible? I know that is one of her dreams.
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