🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is what impresses me between the few lolcows I follow on here. They all want their gunt lickers to reward and praise them for doing next to nothing and what over half the planets population does on a daily basis. Like bathing, groceries, laundry etc.
And while barely being able to achieve the minimum in terms of functioning at home let alone in a workplace, they also all come on the internet and whine about their mental health constantly while there are people out there saving lives etc while grieving family members deaths etc and not going on about it. It's mind-boggling how self-aggrandizing and self-pitying these deathfats can be simultaneously.
 
I can't imagine it's much different than any other place she's stayed at. Minus the occasional upload, which aren't really happening at the moment, you can sleep until four in the afternoon and post on social media anywhere. I do kind of wonder what's gonna happen when the money gets low cuz ordering takeout three+ times a day isn't exactly sustainable even if you have a stable job. Which Amber 1) doesn't and 2) has been limited by not being able to film at the house.
Very true about fast food being a lot even with a stable income. I wonder if That's one of the main reasons shes clinging to a murderer. Probably has nothing to do with accepting her being morbidly obese or even attention. Could possibly be just that she will pay for Big Als food. Tell us your food budget hamber. Also curious to how much shes asleep during the day. What kind of videos does she even watch?
 
“AMBERLYNN GET OUT NOW!”

Dude are you fucking serious? Amber packed her entire apartment and her pets and sat 20 hrs in a stinky van, to go be with someone who is a blatant feeder and was crying at Colleen’s funeral 2 months prior. Ambers self worth and morals are in the gutter in hell.
 
I finally was able to watch Jordy's live after work and holyyyy shit it was such a massive nothing burger. He could've made a quick 20 minute video going over the messages but no. Serves me right for thinking there would be actual tea. It's BOOL. Okay so we learned that Emily was a mean girl in school, well she is an RN and that's very common in that profession. Not really hot tea tbh. Emily is a cheater? Okay, she was already showed to be quick to move on with getting with ALR after two months of killing her wife. Not surprised she'd go as far as to be unfaithful. Her potentially having a pill addiction is kinda sad but again, not surprising. The medical field is full of addicts due to the high stress environment. The tea is lukewarm at best, not "piping hot" as promised... :EYEROLL: Kind of a crackhead theory but what if our secret "messenger" was secretly ALR to get the community outraged and potentially get her fired? It would at least be interesting. This arc is so fucking depressing and boring, but it's what our gorly plop deserves.
 
Interesting video on Amber and feederism
Feederism study thesis
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I just wanna say how much i appreciate her stupid email addresses and how it seems shes gotten some of her addresses wrong.

Well she doesn't get very creative with email addresses
I am fairly certain that the only reason she didn't go DFE on her old Wattpad account is because she forgot both the password to that account, as well as the one to the email address used to make it. It's no wonder she has this many 'tistic addresses, including one dating back to the Krystle era.

No matter what you think of Amber, you're likely still overestimating her capabilities.
 
He could've made a quick 20 minute video going over the messages but no.
Yea no , otherwise he wouldn't be able to milk middle aged women that thirst for him and have too much disposable income. KaTiebIrd CoMinG in wIth the 20 giFteD subs. I mean these people are just as demented, cronically online throwing their money at a low effort streamer.
 
If you check the Haydur thread, you'll understand that 95% of the reactors that begin end up or are already lolcows themselves. You could write a list of reactors who react as a form of insecurity and self-projection, Charlie Gold, Micheal B Petty (has he lost weight yet?), Alex Is Shook (druggy/fag voice), Yaba.. FFG etc.

I don't mean to derail. Do we think Amber will decorate her little corner in the kitchen that Emily has allowed her to film in?
 
oh c'mon, it's not a boring arc, it's just paced.

she is dating a literal lesbian feeder, and we've found out that she's a dainty crazy bitch who harasses her partners into spending time with her.

you guys are spoiled if you think this is boring.
she gonna blow real soon! imagine what is seething inside her right now.
 
you guys are spoiled if you think this is boring.
she gonna blow real soon! imagine what is seething inside her right now.
I imagine Emily is light years (light decades?) past sick of listening to/seeing Fat Albert festering in the corner of her kitchen like a rotting cordyceps.
Something like LifebyJen and Gin Blossom Gene: "affectionate" cheek pinching becomes a light "play" slap.
That becomes a harder slap across the cheek.
And harder.
Then Emily closes her fist...

This is absolutely ANYTHING but boring. It's a slow burn horror like Black Mountainside.
How long until Emily gets her own thread?
Emily N Franz - death feeder of Oshkosh WI who murdered her ex fiancée with pizza
Lol
Emily N. Franz.

Feeder.

PERVERT.

Employed at Clarity Care in Oshkosh, Wisconsin as a REGISTERED NURSE at Clarity Care Wisconsin.

Pervert Feeder RN at Clarity Care, Wisconsin.

RN Registered Nurse, Clarity Care, Wisconsin.

Clarity Care, Wisconsin.
 
How long until Emily gets her own thread?
Emily N Franz - death feeder of Oshkosh WI who murdered her ex fiancée with pizza
Lol
I'm personally not even remotely interested in learning much more about Emily and I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks she's not worth a dedicated thread. This can only end in a few ways: Amber dies, before her birthday would be pretty satisfactory; they break up and we get riveting content where Amber is actively trying to find a replacement caretaker to come pick her up; they stay together and we see Amber balloon in a bigger circus freak. Doubt we'd get more than five pages if Emily got her own thread unless she has an established track record of feeding her "partners" to death - and by established, I mean more than the one fatty fat fat that we know about.
 
I'm personally not even remotely interested in learning much more about Emily and I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks she's not worth a dedicated thread. This can only end in a few ways: Amber dies, before her birthday would be pretty satisfactory; they break up and we get riveting content where Amber is actively trying to find a replacement caretaker to come pick her up; they stay together and we see Amber balloon in a bigger circus freak. Doubt we'd get more than five pages if Emily got her own thread unless she has an established track record of feeding her "partners" to death - and by established, I mean more than the one fatty fat fat that we know about.

Fat Albert:

* Starts rockin' some DV marks
* Grows barnacles on her OW, MAH LAYYGS!
* Starts acting like Steven Assanti and CAWLS DA POHLEECE unless Emily Franz of Clarity Care Wisconsin orders another pizza
* Begins stinking through the computer screen
* Tells Emily of Clarity Care Wisconsin or a doctor that she CAN REACH MAI VAGYNAAH! Like Penny from 600lb life
* Learns to function without Wontons
* Is left on the side of the highway or County Road X (Or County OO) at a gas station with her garbage

Emily Franz employed by Clarity Care, Wisconsin:

* Still works at Clarity Care
* Still works at a hospital
* Still is an RN
* Has a house while Hambutt don't
 
I imagine Emily is light years (light decades?) past sick of listening to/seeing Fat Albert festering in the corner of her kitchen like a rotting cordyceps.
Yeah, Emily's sympathy bone is likely orbitting some obscure moon out here in the delta quadrant. And based on the view counts on her videos, it's the same with her audience!
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Her social blade is starting to correct itself after the mass deletion, but is still giving wonky numbers. Still, you can see that she's only had a little over 233,000 views since the first of the month:
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"Daily average: $0.89 to $14" LOL

Gorl, your Cheesecake Factory days are OVER. Have fun going back to your Top Ramen and dollar store frozen eggroll days! Maybe Emily will be home some discounted left over Halloween candy for you.
 
She also refuses to paint that brown chair rail.
It's not brown, it's oak stained to match all the other 90s era builder's grade oak in the house.

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(ngl I hate oak, but Slommy hasn't redone the house since she bought it so painting that one trim alone would look weird.)
 
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