🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Clotso Coof said:
Walking on ice is hard enough for a normal person. If you're 600 lbs and walking in ballet flats in February in Wisconsin? Good fucking luck.
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Thats a fantastic fucking image I got, she’s gonna be fucking miserable in Wisconsin, I know OKC gets snow, but its nothing like what they get up there.

Her walking on ice……lmmfao. She goes down once and she’s gonna have to penguin slide back home.
 
My part of Leafland gets Wisconsin type winters. The average temperature has risen over the last several years but the downside has been a lot more freezing rain and ice.

It’s hard enough for non-fats to safely negotiate the ice but for someone Amber’s size? No way. Guaranteed she’d fall and getting her up safely would be a nightmare.

And, in warmer areas, you can open windows and air out your home often enough; not so much where she’s living. Amber and Emily may be nose blind but not the daughter who’s only there part time.
 
Finally found something that can accommodate our gorls colossal size yall, though the two sumo wrestlers put together are probably still smaller than she is lol

Just wrap the blanket around her and secure it with some duck tape and she’ll be good to go!


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If she does stay in Wisconsin during the winter, I'm honestly just wondering how much this shift in climate is gonna exacerbate the condition of the layrgs. Tommy better be ready to do some overtime treating the hamhocks and get proper pants or we're gonna see the return of cellulitis and assorted other infections courtesy of her leaky lymphcicles.
 
Black-coffee-queen said:
Sorry if I’m late but isn’t this Emily a psychiatric nurse? How is she ok to practice when she’s obviously mentally ill herself?
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lol cow supreme said:
+who.cares+ said:
Is Emily a psych nurse?
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Not exactly. She works with retards or old folks at https://www.claritycare.org/
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lol cow supreme said:
From her linkedin
Emily Franz - Direct Support Provider - Clarity Care, Inc. | LinkedIn
Answering patient calls and determining how best to help them. Providing physical support for patients or residents with daily activities and personal hygiene, including bathing, dressing, getting out of bed, - using the toilet, walking, standing, or exercising.
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Of all the people I don't want to hear political opinions from, a lardass that thinks pretending to be 14 eternally is cute, is at the top of the pile.

Of course amber doesn't know that, politics, religion, culture, just topics you want to avoid if you don't want people to hate you. (also the chickenshit move of turning off the comments is like farting in an elevator and running out the door, coward)
 
why i stopped drinking.
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I found out about Gorlworld Ireland from this thread, and he posted that his dog Goober passed away. Not meaning to derail, but the dog's interaction in the reaction videos were funnier and more personable than Amber could ever hope to be.
 
"I don't want there to be any expectations of me at this point"
I believe our gorl might just succeed on that one then.

Apart from that, we got muh mentalz sperging, promise of vlogmas (albeit with shorter videos), and a vague non explanation of the video's title alluding to Tommy's health without really going into details.

Furthermore, we got a Target haul feat. a planner, toothpaste, shampoo conditioner, toothbrushes (since she likes changing them once a month), body wash, hair ties and pens.

Judging by that list of things, I'd wager she won't be leaving the Feeder Fort anytime soon.

ETA: She also bought dog treats and mentions that Tommy has a dog of her own, which according to her gets along with the other animals.
 
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Unreachable Twat said:
She has to stop drinking because EMILY will have severe health issues if she drinks even 1 drink? Wtf?

Any medical autistas out there who know what health condition Emily might have that would cause this? This seems unheard of for someone her age so it's oddly specific.
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Any liver issues. Hepatitis C.

Kidney issues.

Alcohol intolerance.

Medications such as psych drugs.
 
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