🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Boolean Bitch said:
She can't vote in Oshgosh when she's registered as living in OKC.
(I'm not American - can she???)
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Not exactly. What she could've done had she been registered was request a mail in ballot to be mailed to Wisconsin, her vote would be counted in OK.

Or register in Wisconsin if she officially moved there (like getting an ID there) by mid October but we know she's so busy
 
Amber made it a point to announce that this would be her “first year voting” in her video “girlfriend moving in, health update, past relationship regret, & mukbangs!!!” @ 2:27. She also states she will vote for Kamala Harris.
She wasn’t registered to vote when she made that video a month before the election, and in the whole month leading up to it she just couldn’t find the time to register due to her super hectic life you guize, fawk.
She really is just a caricature of an adult.
Edit: they say I’m the one with grammar issues..
 
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Amber isn't registered to vote. The most political she's gotten since she's been on the internet is that bullshit "vacation" where she and Becky went to Lexington for Pride, didn't go and recorded a Q&A where she said she'd sit on the bus with Rosa Parks. As if she'd ever ride a bus. Or actually care about another person enough to intervene. If she didn't give a shit about representing her community when she claims she's sooooooooooooooo lesbian, she wouldn't participate in a movement where people were actively violent all the time.
 
Speaking of voting when do we get a new poll in this thread? Maybe guess the weight she'll be when she dies in 2025? Or how much added weight she'll gain dating a feeder?
 
TardiX said:
Speaking of voting when do we get a new poll in this thread? Maybe guess the weight she'll be when she dies in 2025? Or how much added weight she'll gain dating a feeder?
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Agreed. Jade/The Black Hand is fucking old news.

I'm all for "How long will the relationship with deathfat feeder Emily N. Franz actually last?"
 
Unless they start setting up polling stations in restaurants so that she may gorge herself while waiting, we will never see Amber even in the vague vicinity of a voting booth.

Even if Amber gets hauled there by current caretaker, there would be a very good chance she'd forget to register beforehand, or forgets that she needs to bring an ID, depending on what state she's in.
 
I genuinely don't think that Amber could fit that shelf ass into a voting booth, she can't even have the cope of fitting into a small space sideways because she is possibly even wider that way.
 
She needs to get prepared for the cold weather. IMG_4838.jpeg IMG_4839.jpeg
 

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+who.cares+ said:
She needs to get prepared for the cold weather.
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I bet she can't find a winter coat that fits her, even at the fattest of fat online stores. Her body proportions are too weird.

Winsconsin gets so cold in the winter even Amber can't stay warm on body blubbler alone. She'll probably just stay inside, but if she'll have to wear a blanket if she ever needs to go to the doctor (or a restaurant).
 
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She needs to get prepared for the cold weather.View attachment 6621677View attachment 6621678
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Don't worry; she's been frantically building up her insulative layer since landing in WI. She'll be fine.

Clotso Coof said:
Winsconsin gets so cold in the winter even Amber can't stay warm on body blubbler alone. She'll probably just stay inside, but if she'll have to wear a blanket if she ever needs to go to the doctor (or a restaurant).
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She can totally get by with her outhouse shirt and a cardigan in 27 degree weather. She'll be fine for a little while. Though I truly hope that a photo is taken of Ambo in the wild, hobbling on ice in her blown-out flats and wrapped up in a King-sized quilt.

Edited to Add: looking at the temps that +who cares+ posted for November and December, none of that really looks concerning. As long as the wind isn't too bad, she's not going have problems moving from building --> car --> building. I'd be more concerned that SHOES don't fit her, and that she's too fat to put on socks by herself. Lack of circulation in her laaaayyyygs, combined with improper footwear in the cold would be far more dangerous than her being too fat for a coat in temperatures a little below freezing.
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Don't worry; she's been frantically building up her insulative layer since landing in WI. She'll be fine.


She can totally get by with her outhouse shirt and a cardigan in 27 degree weather. She'll be fine for a little while. Though I truly hope that a photo is taken of Ambo in the wild, hobbling on ice in her blown-out flats and wrapped up in a King-sized quilt.
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Exactly . Cold weather is no big deal at all an obese person. It's nice and toasty with 400+ of extra insulation around your body . Hot weather is the only weather condition that is problematic and uncomfortable
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Don't worry; she's been frantically building up her insulative layer since landing in WI. She'll be fine.


She can totally get by with her outhouse shirt and a cardigan in 27 degree weather. She'll be fine for a little while. Though I truly hope that a photo is taken of Ambo in the wild, hobbling on ice in her blown-out flats and wrapped up in a King-sized quilt.

Edited to Add: looking at the temps that +who cares+ posted for November and December, none of that really looks concerning. As long as the wind isn't too bad, she's not going have problems moving from building --> car --> building. I'd be more concerned that SHOES don't fit her, and that she's too fat to put on socks by herself. Lack of circulation in her laaaayyyygs, combined with improper footwear in the cold would be far more dangerous than her being too fat for a coat in temperatures a little below freezing.
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I love that it's not just shoes not fitting due to weird feet, it's because her fat rolls attached to her ankles prevent anything but ballet flats and ankle socks. She picked one of the worst places to live when you can't wear shoes and a coat. I can't wait for her to make a 30 minute video explaining why she can totally wear snow boots but chooses not to because her slave won't allow her to walk from a parking spot into a store, like she's the damn Queen. Love means never letting your 600 pound girlfriend feel a moment of discomfort, right? She is far too stupid to see how insane that is in every single way.
 
pippeyyy said:
I love that it's not just shoes not fitting due to weird feet, it's because her fat rolls attached to her ankles prevent anything but ballet flats and ankle socks. She picked one of the worst places to live when you can't wear shoes and a coat. I can't wait for her to make a 30 minute video explaining why she can totally wear snow boots but chooses not to because her slave won't allow her to walk from a parking spot into a store, like she's the damn Queen. Love means never letting your 600 pound girlfriend feel a moment of discomfort, right? She is far too stupid to see how insane that is in every single way.
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And it's even worse because now her ankle balls DRAG ON THE GROUND. They'll be in constant contact with ice. Definitely not good for the skin, especially considering her circulation issues. And the numbness might keep her from realizing that she's scraping them against ice/frozen rocks - causing another cellulitis infection. She COULD try to tuck the extra length from her pants INTO her flats to protect the underside of the ankleballs... but the shoes are already too full to begin with. And leaving the pants dragging is still a bad idea as the wet will wick up the pant leg and freeze the ankle balls anyway. Not to mention the slipping hazard of getting the pants under the sole of her shoe while swinging her weight around as she hurples on ice.

Even if she overcomes her CRIPPLING PTSD and wears trainers, the ankle balls will still drag and won't be protected from the snow. I'm not from WI, but somewhere that gets at least as cold as WI, and just about everyone wears either "snowmobile" boots, or heavily insulted "barn boots" (I don't know their real name - almost knee high high rubber boots with a thick quilted/felt liner). She won't fit into either. I'd recommend to her that she sees if maybe she could get some custom mukluks/kamiks made, but that would take away from her food and lego budget.

Even something like these knitted mukluks would be better than what she wears - at least for short walking like house to car or parking lot to building. They could probably absorb a bit of melt while still keeping her skin warm. And it could probably stretch to accomodate her legs (or be modified to fit by adding a panel at the buttons to expand the leg of the boot ). Not good for wet weather, but it should protect the skin in dry, cold, icy weather.
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Oh, who am I kidding. If she were capable of this basic level of functioning she wouldn't be a cow. Prepare for all vlogs this winter to be sit-downs where Amber tells us about all the places she went but didn't feel like filming (just like Vlogmas 2022 with Jade).
 
She's going to end up in backless sandals or oversized clogs soon if her ankle balls are dragging. Chantal is wearing white plastic shower shoes from Temu, and she doesn't even have lymphedema (yet).
Boolean Bitch said:
I'm not from WI, but somewhere that gets at least as cold as WI, and just about everyone wears either "snowmobile" boots, or heavily insulted "barn boots"
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Ankle height "low rise hiking boots" are OK on ice but you can't walk through more than a couple inches of snow. Amber still can't wear them because of her swollen ankles.

Walking on ice is hard enough for a normal person. If you're 600 lbs and walking in ballet flats in February in Wisconsin? Good fucking luck.
 
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