🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I pity the reaction channels a bit. Imagine trying to make Amber interesting.
What are they gonna do, point out that Amber lied about something? We know she does that.
Are they going to point out that a 33 year old is acting like she's 12? We got eyes, we can see it. We know.
Point out that Amber is manipulating people? Yeah that's not new.
Even with the new people, they aren't really a presence in things at the moment, and unless they can show up repeatedly and actually do something? Meh.
 
I think "hectic" is the worst catchphrase she has ever had. Previous catchphrases were stupid and overused but even when they were incorrectly used, you could still kind of see how a retard would think the word could mean what she was using it to mean.

"Hectic" is just 100% not in any way used to mean anything close to hectic.

How does that cheeseburger taste? Hectic.

How do I get to the laundromat? Take a hectic at hectic street and 3 hectics from hectic.

Are you shoes too tight? They feel hectic I guess.

It's a placeholder akin to "like" or "fuckin" except that those words make sense and people know what they mean.
 
FatalTater said:
I pity the reaction channels a bit. Imagine trying to make Amber interesting.
What are they gonna do, point out that Amber lied about something? We know she does that.
Are they going to point out that a 33 year old is acting like she's 12? We got eyes, we can see it. We know.
Point out that Amber is manipulating people? Yeah that's not new.
Even with the new people, they aren't really a presence in things at the moment, and unless they can show up repeatedly and actually do something? Meh.
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Agreed. The reaction channels trying to exact some sort of justice, or try their case in the court of public opinion, are wasting their time and effort for the reasons you stated.

The other reaction channels who make their content just to drag amber’s fat ass and highlight the comedy in all the absurdity, can be internet gold. I get down with those channels.
 
Constellationzero said:
Drinks Buzzball(TM). Flourishes the buzzball exaggeratedly like a faggot.

Thahht is...HECTIC.
Thahht's HEC-TIC!

Ohhmaigahh, thahht is saoow... HECTIC!
It's HECTIC!
HECTIC!
I would NEV-VER do something HEC-TIC liek thahht!

Flourishes the buzzball in front of the camera. Eyefucks view finder. Drinks.

OhmaiGahh--I'm seww drunk, yew guise! Thahht's HECTIC!
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Can someone explain what the fuck has happened? It's been about a year and a half since I properly kept up with Amber, but over the last few days I've seen some clips from her streams and she speaks like this. Tard babble.

Is she chronically drunk right now? Is this like Chantal and the meth?

Or has she undergone some severe cognitive decline and we're just keeping quiet?
 
Malory Archer said:
Can someone explain what the fuck has happened? It's been about a year and a half since I properly kept up with Amber, but over the last few days I've seen some clips from her streams and she speaks like this. Tard babble.

Is she chronically drunk right now? Is this like Chantal and the meth?

Or has she undergone some severe cognitive decline and we're just keeping quiet?
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Bolth
 
Malory Archer said:
Is she chronically drunk right now? Is this like Chantal and the meth?

Or has she undergone some severe cognitive decline and we're just keeping quiet?
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Don't blame poor innocent alcohol for this shit.
Amber is an idiot, and she's always thought that acting dumber than she is was cute. It is not.
The older she gets the more it looks like she's impaired.
Hilarious, but not in an entertaining way.
 
passionpoop said:
Amber sucks but Jesus Christ Alexis. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
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I mean, being friends with worthless fat fuck is probably a nightmare. It's inevitable that everyone that she comes into contact with turns on her as she's such a stupid, fat useless turd.
 
I don't think Amber has ever had a "true" friend in her life. Even the first post of this very thread has a laundry list of names of side characters from yesteryear who dropped off the face of the Earth never to be heard from again. Every connection she has ever had with another person, whether that be friendships, relationships or even family, has been purely transactional.

Lol. Lmao, even.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
I don't think Amber has ever had a "true" friend in her life. Even the first post of this very thread has a laundry list of names of side characters from yesteryear who dropped off the face of the Earth never to be heard from again. Every connection she has ever had with another person, whether that be friendships, relationships or even family, has been purely transactional.

Lol. Lmao, even.
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Devil's advocate here but this explains a lot about how she turned out to the point that I am borderline sympathetic towards Amber (or at least her as a child). What you described is just an extension of her abandonment issues. I imagine these friend issues are not unique to her adult/yt career and that she probably treated people like this while she was still in school.

Arm chair psychiatrist here but I would imagine she developed these skills while trying to get attention from her parents, developing this constant fight or flight reaction in order to hold on to what ever she has in that moment. Her constant hogging of food (not just eating but hoarding as well), of people's attention, this constant need to be heard and to know where people are at all times stem from her not getting any support as child. She lived and still does live in constant fear that everything will be taken away at any moment. If you think of that way then this need to fucking consume 24/7 makes senses. It's human nature to consume as much as possible because you don't know when your next "meal" will be.

This all stuff the stupid fat idiot should be discussing with an actual therapist years ago.
 
Hey FatAl !

How about you get yourself a very strong hectic, tie it to a hectic overhead, and fuckin’ hectic yourself. In Hectic, of course.
 
If you have a little kid who likes to spin outrageous yarns as if they're things that happened, the correct response is to point out than none of that is true and they need to not tell lies, not to say things like "Really? Gosh, that's amazing!"
Because otherwise you run the risk of raising an Amber.
No one wants an Amber.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Devil's advocate here but this explains a lot about how she turned out to the point that I am borderline sympathetic towards Amber (or at least her as a child). What you described is just an extension of her abandonment issues. I imagine these friend issues are not unique to her adult/yt career and that she probably treated people like this while she was still in school.

Arm chair psychiatrist here but I would imagine she developed these skills while trying to get attention from her parents, developing this constant fight or flight reaction in order to hold on to what ever she has in that moment. Her constant hogging of food (not just eating but hoarding as well), of people's attention, this constant need to be heard and to know where people are at all times stem from her not getting any support as child. She lived and still does live in constant fear that everything will be taken away at any moment. If you think of that way then this need to fucking consume 24/7 makes senses. It's human nature to consume as much as possible because you don't know when your next "meal" will be.

This all stuff the stupid fat idiot should be discussing with an actual therapist years ago.
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This is theoretically something that can happen, but no. Amber loses all her friends because she's incapable of feeling love or empathy. Alexis was so obsessed with Amber and defended her no matter what, and during that time Amber just referred to her as the "human journal". And we also have evidence of her not giving a shit that Eric/Ricky got divorced and wanted to talk to her about it. She cares about being able to say "I have a girlfriend" and feeling like she is desirable. Maybe if she acted like a genuine person all these people wouldn't feel justified with backstabbing her.
 
nofriendofours said:
This is theoretically something that can happen, but no. Amber loses all her friends because she's incapable of feeling love or empathy. Alexis was so obsessed with Amber and defended her no matter what, and during that time Amber just referred to her as the "human journal". And we also have evidence of her not giving a shit that Eric/Ricky got divorced and wanted to talk to her about it. She cares about being able to say "I have a girlfriend" and feeling like she is desirable. Maybe if she acted like a genuine person all these people wouldn't feel justified with backstabbing her.
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Do you feel that she deserved being abandoned as a child with that in mind?
 
Karina released an interview with the ol' Neck.
I'm not quite finished with it, there's a lot of Karina's usual filler and nonsense so prepare yourself. However, there was an interesting point where Becky explains the final straw. And it was when Amber started to impersonate Becky in text messages to try and get into an old group chat between Eric, Ricky and Becky.
 
I stopped being an amber apologist five seconds after discovering her thru a reaction channel. At this point, I dont care what happened to her in her childhood, and its a waste of my time to reguritate the “nature vs nurture” arguments to figure her out. She’s a piece of shit - “point, blank, period.” The minute she figured out she could monitize her yt vlogs, she became a street hustler sitting on her floor mattress. She’s the worst D- list actress who ever lived - the crying, the various storytimes, the romantic partners, the power trips, all of it - its theatre, Idc what anyone says, I will die on this fucking hill. She’s exactly like a french qtr street hustler asking for $20 and to tell you about your shoes. Her entire scheme is just to keep idiots coming back to her channel so she can cash in. However that happens - via reaction channels, “scandals” from wearing her fucking clothes wrong, or literally fisting shovefulls of food into her beachball-sized head - that’s the point.

I dont give af about if she’s that stupid or acting; the result is the same. It disgusts me more that so many missing-chromosone people flock to her defense like she wasnt just here yesterday being a completely disgusting, fat, greasy, dishonest dotard. Amber should’ve been deplatformed years ago. The minute she falsely accused that kid of rape, the second she made sexual overtures towards that other kid, as soon as she started saying she has “binge eaaaading disOrder” but kept burying her face in mukbangs, yt should’ve shut her down. They don’t hold her accountable though, and now she’s on two more platforms running the same scams. And yet I still see comments from people who get thrown into sOCiaL MeDia JaIL for calling her out. Tell me its not about soc med catching that coin, just like this fat bitch.

So as far as I’m concerned, I hope she suffers every single day in the worse imaginable pain. I hope her short life absolutely sucks balls and she’s ridiculed at every opportunity, and she dies a slow, rotting, stinky death while watching her peers and idols thrive all around her. After she dies, I hope her name goes down in history as being the nastiest, foulest, stupidest dumb bitch who ever lived and then she’s forgotten like she never even existed. Fuck amberlynn reid.
 
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