🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It's pretty funny that Amber trying to secure a new wipey by stringing along several women at the same time blew up in her face, but she did end up with a wipey despite all that so I guess her tactics work. Lesbians are something else fr.

Both Emily and Amber are hung up about their exes but still dating anyway because they are lonely, what a fucking base for a relationship...
 
passionpoop said:
it’s a shame America doesn’t have asylums for the grossly overweight.
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I’m picturing a cross between Girl Interrupted, the gathering of obese, barking sea lions at San Francisco’s Pier 39, and a suburban mall’s food court at lunch time. And what a tourist attraction our Deathfat Asylum would be! Here, Mall of America: I present you with the idea free of charge.
 
DXR1000 said:
Amber being a manipulative dainty Queen, keeping Alexis on the back burner while she figures things out with Danielle and Erica

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YEEEES ALEXIS indulge in those cottage cheese boil filled sewer smelling crevices. YEEEEEEHAWWW THAT YOUTUBE COIN is sweet??? YEAAA sweet enough to make you her personal dog and who knows you might get to lick some peanut butter of off that swampy pussy ayyy🥰😉😍
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
I love that this is all lurking under the surface of a dainty TikTok qwerky qween with winged eyeliner and pigtails tbh. Anything is possible from the shoulders up.
She can play pretend all she wants but the older she gets the quicker she is hurtling towards being bedbound and getting sponged and powdered by Emily. Love that for her.
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The filters may hide the moon face 🌝 somewhat, but they can't hide the stink of rotting human shit that's being collected by her shelf ass, nor can they hide away the foul sweat stench emanating from the harder to reach rolls. Her apartment must stink like Billie Eilish perfumes, and human waste. How hectic!

And what a romantic first meeting hamber and Slommy must've had too! I remember she showed off a razor in one vlog, possibly for slommy to use on her cottage cheese layyyygs and her boily ✨dainty✨ labia-less coin slit? I can't help but wonder how it was that Slommy got at it with all that fupa in the way... then, after the fact, they then moved over to the bed where Slommy pushed hamber down on it (possibly damaging the frame) to get at her ass; using her fine nursing skills to finally clean off the dried shit that had been accumulating for the past year or so :cryblood:
 
These dykes are all mentally ill and I , for one am glad Jade left her on the floor like an upside-down turtle.

Fucking fat bitch over here demanding you tube history... GODFORBID PEOPLE DO HOMEWORK ON THE CUNT LMAO
 
LMAO @ Fatlexis offering Jade a platform to talk shit about Amber :story:

Wipey played the game properly; kept a low profile (as low as you can be in the Amberverse anyway) got her Jordans and car, then dipped never to be seen or heard from again. Why the fuck does this ramen haired retard think that Jade Francis wants to be anywhere near this fucking mess?
 
Leave it to Amber to have a big tangled up relationship mess that outs her as a manipulative 'ho willing to break up a marriage, yet still be boring af.

Final Crumbl recipe - Fry Bread Cookies
Crumbl Fry Bread Cookies
makes approximately 35 cookies

Cookie Ingredients:

2 pounds of SALTED butter
1 pound of white sugar
1.5 pounds of brown sugar
8 whole eggs
3 Tbs vanilla
1.5 Tbs cinnamon
4 pounds of flour
*half an ingredient pack* Crumbl has an ingredient packet that goes into their cookies to make sure that no one but corporate officially knows their recipes. however based on what is missing from a standard chocolate chip cookie recipe and what happens to the cookies if you forget the packet I have come up with this solution
5 tablespoons baking soda
5 tablespoons baking powder

Sweetened condensed milk

Topping Ingredients

2 c butter
2 c powdered sugar
1 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp of vanilla

Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter and sugar, mix in eggs, vanilla and cinnamon, lastly add dry ingredients.

Mix until dough has a smooth and consistent texture.

Roll the dough out into smooth balls. Place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet.
Flatten the tops then chill for 10 minutes.
After chilling, drizzle each with some sweetened condensed milk.

Bake for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in. (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Let cookies cool.

Topping - Blend together butter, sugar, cinnamon and vanilla. Place a rounded scoop in the center of each cookie.
 
Constellationzero said:
* They almost never take solid shits. This is diet and health related. Think Jilly Juice waterfalls.
* They CONSTANTLY fart and shart.
* Hormones outta whack. Females' pussy dries up and accumulates germs.
* Same germs and bacteria fester since the laaaaayyyyyyyyygggs prevent airflow.
* If she even wears panties...100% GUARANTEED they are riddled with shitstains like Chantal's.
* Bacterial Vaginosis.
* Cottage cheese.
* Persistent and constant UTI's.
* No matter how often, or how thorough she is hosed down, she WILL ALWAYS smell like a sewer.

Jade and Dunsity bolth hit that. Repeatedly.
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Just more evidence for how deranged deathfats are. And UTIs are absolutely horrible. Having them constantly must be like torture.

Also I hate myself for knowing what Jilly Juice is and that it makes you shit your intestinal lining out...oh excuse me, I mean it is just getting rid of all those parasites we have that make us sick. I swear to God the propensity for Hypochondria in the population is higher than for any other mental disorder.
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Jesus Christ, everybody in this drama is behaving as if they are Hollywood celebrities. lmao

Anyways, concerning Jordy and the license plate:

Before anyone starts talking about Amber being narcy cause she thinks she is getting stalked (cause internet famous). This was not narcissism, this was paranoia. Transient, stress-related PARANOID IDEATION is a well known symptom of BPD.

Lidl Drip said:
It's pretty funny that Amber trying to secure a new wipey by stringing along several women at the same time blew up in her face, but she did end up with a wipey despite all that so I guess her tactics work. Lesbians are something else fr.

Both Emily and Amber are hung up about their exes but still dating anyway because they are lonely, what a fucking base for a relationship...
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Two women in a relationship together? What could possibly go wrong?

w4vy_gr4vy said:
LMAO @ Fatlexis offering Jade a platform to talk shit about Amber :story:

Wipey played the game properly; kept a low profile (as low as you can be in the Amberverse anyway) got her Jordans and car, then dipped never to be seen or heard from again. Why the fuck does this ramen haired retard think that Jade Francis wants to be anywhere near this fucking mess?
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Yes, Wipey was the smart one.
 
FatalTater said:
Leave it to Amber to have a big tangled up relationship mess that outs her as a manipulative 'ho willing to break up a marriage, yet still be boring af.

Final Crumbl recipe - Fry Bread Cookies
Crumbl Fry Bread Cookies
makes approximately 35 cookies

Cookie Ingredients:

2 pounds of SALTED butter
1 pound of white sugar
1.5 pounds of brown sugar
8 whole eggs
3 Tbs vanilla
1.5 Tbs cinnamon
4 pounds of flour
*half an ingredient pack* Crumbl has an ingredient packet that goes into their cookies to make sure that no one but corporate officially knows their recipes. however based on what is missing from a standard chocolate chip cookie recipe and what happens to the cookies if you forget the packet I have come up with this solution
5 tablespoons baking soda
5 tablespoons baking powder

Sweetened condensed milk

Topping Ingredients

2 c butter
2 c powdered sugar
1 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp of vanilla

Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter and sugar, mix in eggs, vanilla and cinnamon, lastly add dry ingredients.

Mix until dough has a smooth and consistent texture.

Roll the dough out into smooth balls. Place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet.
Flatten the tops then chill for 10 minutes.
After chilling, drizzle each with some sweetened condensed milk.

Bake for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in. (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Let cookies cool.

Topping - Blend together butter, sugar, cinnamon and vanilla. Place a rounded scoop in the center of each cookie.
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you would think that so many women being involved in this drama would make it super interesting but it is a total letdown since nobody has anything major to show for other than some back and forth texts.

Also I don't why but I was just thinking about how this could have potentially lead to Amber having her own Harem of women and I shudder to imagine all of them staying in one place together :suffering:


PS- Thank you for the cookie recipe! it does sound so yummy and I love the taste of cinnamon ❤️
 
DXR1000 said:
Amber being a manipulative dainty Queen, keeping Alexis on the back burner while she figures things out with Danielle and Erica

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NO! Alexis said in her last video (or the one before), that she "met" Amber (online) in July, and within TWO WEEKS (probably still in July) realized that Amber would make a terrible long-term, live-in partner. Now she's showing texts from JANUARY (OVER 5 MONTHS LATER), where she was entertaining the idea of dating Ambo. There are so many inconsistences with EVERY. FUCKING. THING that every fucking cunt in the Amberverse says that I'm starting to twitch! Goddamn this is starting to not be fun anymore.

This skanky dirtbag wanted to bury her face that crusty shelf, chow down on some greasy Arby's beef n cheddar, and pop those boils (probably with her teeth). And she is jealous that Amber kept choosing OTHER skanky dirtbags to be a narcissistic bitch to instead of her. End of.

AND-GODDAMNIT-STFU-NO-ONE-TALKS-LIKE-THAT!!! If anyone writes you "heartfelt" shit that sounds like a rejected script from a W-Network made-for-TV Christmas romance movie, you CUT AND RUN.

This is yet another example of the Golden Rule of the Amberverse at play: There are NEVER any good guys - only lolcows in various stages of development.
 
On the topic of someone thinking it was funny to "expose themself" to Amber... Who wants to bet that one of the boys mooned her once and now she's crying about it being "exposing" and making herself a victim?
 
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