🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[+who.cares+]

8 hours ago
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[-Jack-]

I think a lot of new users within this month are all from reddit due to not being able to talk or post names of people etc without the reddit being banned and a lot from twitter too. To those people, you all need to lurk and read the thread. This isn’t twitter or reddit where you can just give your opinions on everything and spam the page with filler bullshit. Thank yew

 

[Cereal Killer]

Spoiler: Chevy Cruze Dox The Malibu does not have the dual unit speedometer (MPH/kph). The Cruze LT also is the one that has the speedometer in a "pod" with its own trim, and a rounded "visor" trim above the center instrument cluster.

Alexis shitbox with arrows pointing to key features mentioned above:

Cruze Limited (the non Limited trim levesl have a similiar to the second Malibu below):


Malibu(s)

Sing it, Mona Lisa Vito! This is why I love the Farms.

 

[UnrealPrime]

8 hours ago
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Lol I figured Alexis was the one Amber absorbed her most recent mirrored personality from but I just realized their friendship began around the same time she started curling her fucking hair too.

 

[Mekahineyho]

This is the best part of the video hands down

I wonders if Colleen’s family caught wind of how fast she moved on or messaging Spanxbeluga around the time Colleen was dying. The funeral video is the biggest yikes in all this

 

[Goatchoker]

These damn kiwis have extended my life by like 5 years and I'm so mad!

I want a whole body shot of that dramatic scene because I bet you she’s melting off the couch and her boobs are held up by gut, gunt and laygs all folded on top of each other.

 

[brooky]

Maybe being a deathfat impacts their tear production to the point where they can’t even squeeze out a single tear for their big manipulation tantrums.

Idk. Dry eye syndrome is pretty common these days with all the screen use-- you blink less while staring at the screen. Contact lens use also causes it. Your eye adapts to having something in it all the time. My eyes no longer water if grit or a lash falls into them, and my eye doctor felt the need to give me a work sheet teaching me how to blink properly lol.

But I'm a huge crier, at the drop of a hat. Any emotionally manipulative 30 second commercial can get me to cry real tears. After a break up, I'm more the type to cry for a bit under the covers instead of on camera... because I don't actually like people seeing me cry. Dry eyes doesn't have an impact on emotional tears (or presumably pain-based ones.)

Amber and Anna and others like them are just fakers pretend crying.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

she also draws attention to how bad she looks multiple times in a 5 min long video because i guess she thinks that's supposed to make the fake breakup more believable.

She had on her depreshun muumuu and matching poop bun costume! How could you doubt the reality of her pain!!!!

Also, for anyone trying to get Emily fired as an RN, GOOD.

Fuck you and fuck off.

 

[Constellationzero]

Imagine spending 9 whole months and hours of torturous labor to bring a child into the world... and this is what they turn out to be.
A gluttonous, attention whore slob that would rather deep throat chicken sausage, bleed all over mattresses, shove herself into cars she can't buckle the seatbelt on... than put the fucking fork down occasionally.

Imagine spending 9 whole months and hours of torturous labor to bring a child into the world...

Only to turn right around and get drunk/runk/and crunk all day--every day--in a single wahhhhhhhhhd while you and your fat POS boyfriend actively neglect it and the other one she shat out.
And then get into embarrassing petty fights/spats ending up with harming a service animal and your own mother who had the brass ballz to expect you not to fucking steal and to get a fucking job, WORK FOR A LIVING, and PARENT your failed abortions.

But then you end up in penitentiary while your deeply UGLY, morbidly OBESE crotch goblins are yoinked by DC fucking FS and dumped in the group home as you play lezbeen lover to BIG HEAVY D in the clink dayroom.

And when you get out, it's several more years of abject indifference and neglect...until you discover your ASS UGLY super morbidly-damn it's comming right for us!--obese daughter is on Youtubey and maybe you can parlay that into asspatz, free shit, meals, money, or even your own Youtube fame.

Until you can't.

Hambutt deserves this pervert RICHLY. The mother carrying case for this abomination deserves similar.

SIDENOTE: Addiction and obesity are DELIBERATE LIFESTYLE CHOICES. Full stop. It's not a fucking dIsEaSe. Neith one of these bloated ticks were walking along, minding their own business when--BAM! Someone came and stuck both with dirty needles full of obesity and drug/alcohol addiction.
DELIBERATE
CHOICE

And you DO NOT get congratulations or asspatzz for doing what MILLIONS of other people do every single day (not be a fat addict POS).

 

[Thumb Butler]

Question, if she have to get a girl to wipe her ass, how does she wipe her ass when she does not have a girl to wipe it?

She doesn't. You're welcome.

 

[umwhat]

We know she plays to feeders in her mukbang vids ... could she have a Feabie profile?

 

[Windy Moors]

Question, if she have to get a girl to wipe her ass, how does she wipe her ass when she does not have a girl to wipe it?

Probably one of these:

Obviously Fat is such a funny name for a site, at least they are honest about it I guess. If Ambo does use one she definitely keeps it hidden, can't let the vultures see that.

Amber is still with the new girl who will slowly start fatting Amber up.

It will be hilarious if she starts to really balloon up and tries to keep up the charade, that her angel of death is not responsible. Emily will be the 'Corner Feeder' à la Rekieta and his corner demon April.

 

[bloomsmuch]

We know she plays to feeders in her mukbang vids ... could she have a Feabie profile?

I highly doubt it. The lesbian feedism community is pretty small. And beyond that, Hamberlynn is a big enough name that it would be very difficult for her to fly under the radar. She’s also… even by Feabie standards, huge. So she would have a substantial following even with a faceless, hog body photos only, profile, and someone would have figured it out.

Same with the person who suggested earlier she may have made feeder content, more explicit that her mukbangs. I doubt that too. If she did places like bbwchan would absolutely catch wind of it and it would be widely circulated. I don’t doubt she made have made ‘soft’ feedism content for her partners before, but nothing on a saleable scale or it would be known. Just like this site, feeders and ‘fat admirers’ also love to gossip and keep tabs on fat people, and it would have absolutely made its way to bbwchan.

If she decided to lean in she could probably have horny retards sending her money/meals etc though. Just because she’s so huge and a name, sort of.

 

[Constellationzero]

At this point, the only paying job Hambutt could fall back on is modeling for joke birthday cards sold at Spencers or the local dirty book store a la Edith Massey and that one lady who played Gilbert Grape's mom.

 

[Tea Sipper]

Finally, an entertaining arc for our gorl! I haven't followed drama this closely since the livestream era w/ the Wipey speculation pool. I would also like to echo the sentiment I've seen in previous pages that a feeder gf would actually be perfect for Amber.

Constant gratification regarding her body, someone getting their rocks off to her laziness/gluttony, someone to most likely chauffeur her around and not complain that she's not making any effort to learn to drive. It's a narcissist's dream right?

Also, the leaked pic from Willow/Colleen/whoever's Feabie account with the stomach/digestion noise text added in is quite hilarious to me as after years of unwillingly seeing those horrifying DeviantArt abominations of supersized characters, I've never seen an edit of a photograph in that same style. Maybe miss Emily Franz has an account on there too?

 

[Hippy Dippy]

I think Tommy arrived, Tommy spent the weekend, Tommy realized the error of her ways and Tommy found a convenient escape to back out of the relationship. “Whah! They think I’m a feeder! My head and heart are brok-ken.”
Love finds a way. AL realizes that her social media career is always going to involve haters, undercover spies, truth seekers and reaction channels. NONE OF THIS IS NEW! What did these two nibbleheads think was going to happen? Can’t stand the heat? Then in order for this relationship to survive they’re going to have to get out of the pot. Tommy is a nurse making good money and could support them while AL closes down her channel and finds a new line of work. That’s what partners who see a future together do. They sacrifice for each other and find peace with their decisions instead of blaming outside forces on the demise of the relationship. Of course that’s not going to happen because when push comes to shove they aren’t in THAT kind of love. They are in starry girly love. No plan, no hard decisions, no taking a step back and slowing things down to let emotions take their course. No wonder AL is a textbook U-haul lesbian.
I still contend that it was a fun weekend, but when the poop hit the fan, Tommy‘s shoulders relaxed as she'd found the perfect out. Phew. AL’s just too dumb to figure out the obvious. Girl, she’s just not that in to you.

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

I think Tommy arrived, Tommy spent the weekend, Tommy realized the error of her ways and Tommy found a convenient escape to back out of the relationship. “Whah! They think I’m a feeder! My head and heart are brok-ken.”
Love finds a way. AL realizes that her social media career is always going to involve haters, undercover spies, truth seekers and reaction channels. NONE OF THIS IS NEW! What did these two nibbleheads think was going to happen? Can’t stand the heat? Then in order for this relationship to survive they’re going to have to get out of the pot. Tommy is a nurse making good money and could support them while AL closes down her channel and finds a new line of work. That’s what partners who see a future together do. They sacrifice for each other and find peace with their decisions instead of blaming outside forces on the demise of the relationship. Of course that’s not going to happen because when push comes to shove they aren’t in THAT kind of love. They are in starry girly love. No plan, no hard decisions, no taking a step back and slowing things down to let emotions take their course. No wonder AL is a textbook U-haul lesbian.
I still contend that it was a fun weekend, but when the poop hit the fan, Tommy‘s shoulders relaxed as she'd found the perfect out. Phew. AL’s just too dumb to figure out the obvious. Girl, she’s just not that in to you.

Naw, I don't think so. First of all, I'm sure Amber was on her best behavior when Tommy was there, so she didn't get to see the obnoxious, narcissistic, cunty side of her personality. Secondly, Tommy literally gets off on being crushed under another woman's enormous gunt, and while there are millions of obese people in the USA, only those at the highest end of the scale will possess meat aprons large to engulf a full grown woman.
I do think she might have been dumb or naive enough to believe that if she just used a first name when speaking to Amber, a name that was different than her real one and the ones she'd used in her online feeder-fetish life, that no one would figure out who she is, so it's quite possible that being so quickly identified and having all her secrets revealed-secrets that she obviously never told Amber- might have scared her and she could have had a temporary freak out which might have made her back off for a bit , but only for a bit, if at all. Amber is desperate to feel loved and special and Tommy has a strange, specific fetish that can only be fulfilled by someone at the extreme upper end of the BMI range-so neither of them are going to let this thing go. Sure it'll fizzle and die in time, like all Amber's relationships, but for now, they're almost certainly still together.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Come on guys, our gorly pop has NEVER lied once in her life, so let's just go along with the tried and true Wipey-Not-Wipey routine again!

But seriously, only Amberlynn would be delusional enough to believe people will just blindly go along with the break up and expect that since we've "won again" we'll drop this shit entirely. First of all, never mind her shit record when it comes to saying the truth, but secondly she wouldn't be letting go of Tommy that quickly even she costs Amber her life. Gorl cannot continue to live like this! Can't you guys imagine how torturous it must be for Amber to live without somebody doing literally everything for her?

Did Tommy get scared? Sure, maybe, but who wouldn't be after being exposed to the world as a killer feeder. Buuut, would she dump her girlfriend of 15 minutes, the one who oh so willingly lets herself be spoon fed orange chicken at Cheesecake Factory and possibly got very easily talked out of taking semaglutide? No way. Amber's narcissistic need to feel validated wouldn't allow her to.

I can see Amber setting Tommy up with the plan that she'll lie about the break up, and her recording the video of it in front of Tommy so she can see her acting skills... then she'd go and tell Alexis "back it up" because they're oh such great friends ehehee! Which means Tommy can lay under her laygs for as long as she wants because everyone will totally believe it! Just as long as Tommy doesn't change the fire alarm batteries in the middle of a stream that is.

The U-haul might have hit a fork in the road for now, but that doesn't mean hamber has to stop stuffing herself for her Slommy's pleasure.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I know it takes 3 or more kills to qualify as a serial killer, but I'd consider Slommy one if she is able to get her kill count up to two with Hambo. Slommy the Serial Killer even has a nice ring to it, the killer who kills with cheeseburgers! Oooh~ Spooky~

1000lb dead lady + 600lb amber + (X lbs it takes to kill amber) ÷ 200lbs per average man = at least 8 humans worth of dead flesh

Slommer Dahmer

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

1000lb dead lady + 600lb amber + (X lbs it takes to kill amber) ÷ 200lbs per average man = at least 8 humans worth of dead flesh

Slommer Dahmer

Slommer Dahmer is actually quite fitting since Milwaukee where she lives is where ol’ Jeffrey murdered most of his victims