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All of this is her trolling for engagement, and these folks in her comment section fall for it every time. She knows exactly what she's doing.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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What a fat fucking loser.
Witch Bitch
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This is just the way of UHaul lesbians. It is well known.
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Her getting into another relationship is only going to benefit the onlookers waiting to see what kind of a disaster that relationship would end up in lol
I welcome another deathfat into the fatfolds of Amber only because the gorl's content is lacking.
I welcome another deathfat into the fatfolds of Amber only because the gorl's content is lacking.
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What was the dumb bitch sharing that "she couldn't believe she was sharing?" She's spectacularly stupid.
JUST DIE ALREADY
JUST DIE ALREADY
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If the semaglutide isn't working anymore then you up the dose, you cheap lazy dishonest cunt.
Amber most likely has dozens of "online" lovers she's talking to constantly throughout the day while vaping her delta 8 and binging on salami. She picks the most "ideal" candidate. Someone who drives, someone who works from home, and someone who will wipe her ass and put her socks on.
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i know i shouldn't be surprised because this is certainly not my first amber rodeo, but i am continually mystified at how massive of a fat retard she continues to be
whoa amber, you conveniently broke things off with your imaginary girlfriend right before alexis, who you started talking to at the exact same time as the imaginary girlfriend, is coming to visit? wow, we definitely didn't see the same thing happen with your last relationship. truly a master of intrigue.
i hope alexis packs her scrubs and a gallon of hibiclens.
whoa amber, you conveniently broke things off with your imaginary girlfriend right before alexis, who you started talking to at the exact same time as the imaginary girlfriend, is coming to visit? wow, we definitely didn't see the same thing happen with your last relationship. truly a master of intrigue.
i hope alexis packs her scrubs and a gallon of hibiclens.
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The grown ass woman in her 30's who didn't know the names of her anatomy and called her cervix a "period hole" and when looking at a model of reproduce system at the doctor asked "oh my God, that's what we have!?" is not having any sex but especially phone sex. What is she going to say, "oh baby, I'm taking my pants off so you can find my period hole"?
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If it means we won't have to endure endless videos of Fat Amber making kissy faces and thrusting her chest fat at the camera, I'm all for her pretending to have a girlfriend.
As for her using Delta 8 and eating more... not surprised.
I've said it before but Amber does not want to lose weight. She thinks she's pretty. Losing weight would take away the only thing that gets her any attention.
As for her using Delta 8 and eating more... not surprised.
I've said it before but Amber does not want to lose weight. She thinks she's pretty. Losing weight would take away the only thing that gets her any attention.
Turd Fergusson
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I think that Amber is trying to change the narrative. Amber probably wrote all these questions. "Valentine" never existed except in Amber's imagination, but it created an inconvenience since any other prospective Target drivers would think that she was not single. Thus, the break up, and of course being hurt by "Valentine". Now, she can do as many thirst traps on TikTok.
There was a woman in Milwaukee that Amber thought would be a good catch, but that woman had a job, friends, and perhaps family in Milwaukee and was not going to uproot herself to live in OKC. That is the problem for Amber, any woman in her 30's is not going to move across country after a few DMs. She should look for a local one and start to hit the bars or better lesbian get-together.
There was a woman in Milwaukee that Amber thought would be a good catch, but that woman had a job, friends, and perhaps family in Milwaukee and was not going to uproot herself to live in OKC. That is the problem for Amber, any woman in her 30's is not going to move across country after a few DMs. She should look for a local one and start to hit the bars or better lesbian get-together.
I will qualify your statement a little bit. Both Amber and Chantal said that the would like to lose weight if it was not too inconvenient. They do not want to put any effort in losing weight. For me, it is clear when Amber sets a new diet with no goal, or at least a realistic one. Even the Semaglutide is too inconvenient.
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* Has a full time job making more than 15.00 an hour.
* Has benefits like medical and dental (for mArRiAgE, y'all!)
* Has a poor sense of smell
* Has a good ear (for mudsucker farts happening in the other room)
* Good to excellent manual dexterity (for ass wiping, feet airing, helping up the sperm whale from the floor/couch)
* Is okay with being shown on camera
* Same, but with being doxed
* Same. but with getting ripped on by randos on a minute by minute basis
* Same, but with having candid shots shared around and scrutinized by random fat, ugly, zit infested faggots on Youtube
* Has new, KA-WERRRKEHH, never before heard catch phrases Fat Albert can run into the ground besides
--Babe-uhh!
--Bubb--iehh!
--Gorly pop (what the ever loving FUCK is this even??)
--Thahht Slahhps!
--I'm doin' the damn thang (please tell this unwashed mantee it is WHITE)
--Uh-Kaaaaaayyyyyyyy (again--this thing is WHITE)
Bipolar Tomato
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Look at that, denied being in a relationship with Amber for so long to getting drunk on buzzballz and eating Amber's fupa.
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This 100%. Being that big of a fat, useless fat piece of shit, she is absolved of so many responsibilities. She really doesn't do shit, claiming iNdEpEnDeNcE. She has the life of an 11 year old whose parents left the house & left money.
Her lard is what makes people stare at her, then when they get caught, they make up something nice to not seem like dicks. If she loses a significant amount of weight she'll look like a deflated balloon. Since she thinks she's SCHOOO BEAUFUL it'll never happen.
The way she shovels tens of THOUSANDS of calories down her gaping gullet for every reason/ excuse.. that's all her life has ever been is fŬd. That's lard asses one true love. That's the only thing that matters to her. When something starts working she has to sabotage asap, as she does not really ever want to lose weight. She'll never love anyone (not even herself) as much as precious food. It's disgusting how much of a worthless, illiterate sow she is.
Anyone who still gets fooled thinking she's really "gonna do the damn thing" this time, when will you learn? She doesn't want to stop being a big, fat, stupid, useless piece of shit pig. The wEiGhT lOsS jUrNeE is just for show. It's for pretend.
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iZ DaT DeR cOOtEr???
Also can't forget her dainty hole!
The only thing Amber has ever caught was Herp.
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Or her doctor carefully sewing her hymen back in place after the D & C. I still don't know what part of her anatomy she was even talking about or if she genuinely believes that hymen sewing is a legitimate medical procedure.
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U-Haul lesbians are severely damaged people. Or on the verge of homelessness. Maybe both.
I am still laughing about the period hole thing. A lesbian who doesn't know what a vagina is is. It's just funny.
You want Amber to go out(side) and talk to grown ass women...make conversation...in person? That narcissist is not gonna risk that level of embarrassment. The reason she finds her marks via the internet is not just laziness, it's to first make sure that the person is more retarded than her. lol
You have no idea how many women get a Hymennorraphy. I mean, obviously our girl had to stay a virgin so people know she is a super pure and dainty princess. After all, she's a dry gorl, y'all.
Hymens are there to prevent vaginal infections in infants, not to judge how pure a woman is/how much of a lesbian she is. Hilarious.
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Doubt it. One or the other probably slept on the huge lounge. Probably Amber given she’s used to doing that. Then again mommaLynn probably used some common sense and put fresh sheets on the lounge rather than risk Ambers bed.
If it’s true what I’ve read multiple times here, there’s a bar across the road from her that has lesbian nights. The problem is though, she can’t catfish those women because, unless they are blind, they can see and smell her IRL.
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My money is on her being retarded enough to think hymen sewing is a legit medical procedure. There's a hymen. If you "break it" its just "there" so of course amber thinks that a thing (hymen) can be sewn (medical procedure that doctors do, they sew people up) back up to make things right again (pure delicate gorl).
Amber is as retarded as she is vain, so of course in ambers sped head she thinks this is something totally doable and correct. Shes always gotta be the best gorl in the room so depending on the vibe shes either taken dick or shes a gold star lez-bean and either way the hymen is intact so all of the rest of us hymenless sluts cant say anything about her because we're gross and probably also straight (eww)
Edit- wrong vein (vain)