🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mekahineyho said:
If valentine was real, her body language screams that she didn’t give a fuck about his person a’la Becky. Amber doesn’t realize how nuts it is to have 2 partners in a row move in quickly without meeting first from another state. She most likely chickened out after seeing some kind of red flag or that she couldn’t control this person once they got there.
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Not two, but every single one of her girlfriends she met on the day she moved in with them, except Jade Francis, of NY, moved in with her. She went to "visit" Casey, after meeting online and they were stuck with her fat ass for two years. Then she found Krystal online and Krystal's parents drove multiple states to pick her. When Krystal was done with her she found Destiny online and her grandparents drove to get her and move her in. Then we have dim Becky and even she broke up with hambeast, so she went online to find herself someone else. This is where Jade Francis, of NY, hand enters the scene, who couldn't go to work in office, but could move multiple states to be Amber's new slave, Jade eventually dumbed her ass too and she now claims she has had two "serious" relationships with strangers on the internet.

Let's not forget that she also never had sex with any of them. How fucking pathetic? Doesn't she live across the street from an actual real life gay bar, that probably has actual real life lesbians? I seriously can't believe a mid 30 year old does and says the cringy ass stuff she does. I would be mortified.

@Bitchboy95 yes Becky too. She only got with Becky because Destiny moved out and she needed a new caretaker and place to live fast. She met her criteria, she had a car to drive her around and a place to move into. She started moving her fatass in with her on the first day. There is a video where she says she is staying with them for a couple of days, to help Ricky or Eric, can't remember which one, learn YouTube and she never left. They were stuck with her for 3 or 4 years. Even those gays broke up with her.

ETA some more stuff.
 
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inquizadoor said:
Okay let's just say I believe this online girlfriend was real:

-She admits valentine lied to her about a bunch of stuff but still thinks that valentine "really really loved her"

-she claims that valentine had feelings first and alr took longer (as if)

-SHE dumped valentine not the other way around bc "they both knew alr deserved better" lmao okay sure jan

-Valentine HAS to be real bc meth mommy spoke to her guys!
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This bitch even used the "love is sometimes not enough" or some shit line she used for her other gf's lmao Jesus so don't even try to make her lies believable or interesting, Miss Writerlynn can't draw up a storyline to save her gunt.
 
inquizadoor said:
valentine wasnt real bc amber didnt act like a lovesick moron nearly often enough. if she was real we wouldve heard about her CONSTANTLY
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Exactly this. This stupid worthless idiot CAN NOT CONTAIN HERSHELF & acts all stupid & giddy, always on the phone with them or just HAS TO do lives to prove how wanted & desirable she is. She acts like a fucking child & is such a simpleton she's incredibly easy to read. Her aggressive stupidity always let's us know what's REALLY going on.
 
A "break up" video and not even 50k views, the Jade one got 100k in a few days but if she ends up this year having 30k views a video she'd be lucky. Her views have slumped massively over the past few months she used to maybe get 45k views on a video but now is struggling at 34k. She has lost 20% of her concurrent audience in 2 months, if this was to continue she'd be getting 25k a video in September. She is also in the position where she cannot videos to be demonetized regarding ED and stuff because it will hurt her wage. So she has to play it safe badly in order to exist but it is starting to fail her and she cannot exactly click bait now because it just don't work like it used to.

Metokur a few years back had this astute assessment of the cows that make it big and he says "5 years, you have 5 years to make it lucrative, then it is nothing but diminishing returns" This fits Amber perfectly because her 5 years was 16-21 which actually checks too because late 2020 she started losing money. Amber is being much less manic as I expected but I think once the ability to eat out weekly is hit, then we get the shitshow.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
A "break up" video and not even 50k views, the Jade one got 100k in a few days but if she ends up this year having 30k views a video she'd be lucky. Her views have slumped massively over the past few months she used to maybe get 45k views on a video but now is struggling at 34k. She has lost 20% of her concurrent audience in 2 months, if this was to continue she'd be getting 25k a video in September. She is also in the position where she cannot videos to be demonetized regarding ED and stuff because it will hurt her wage. So she has to play it safe badly in order to exist but it is starting to fail her and she cannot exactly click bait now because it just don't work like it used to.

Metokur a few years back had this astute assessment of the cows that make it big and he says "5 years, you have 5 years to make it lucrative, then it is nothing but diminishing returns" This fits Amber perfectly because her 5 years was 16-21 which actually checks too because late 2020 she started losing money. Amber is being much less manic as I expected but I think once the ability to eat out weekly is hit, then we get the shitshow.
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Very true. She is on the last leg for her channel. To add to this, how much of the free fall from views and even the slow down of basic gossiping groups are because she decided to make sure she curated every stupid thing she uploads? Nothing is spontaneous and viewers know that. Amber is at her best (and I say that with all the sarcasm) when she turns a camera on, lies, rambles and interacts with any humans.


What her current behavior reminds me of is someone who is lying about their lives and cannot do certain things or they will be outed. If Valentine was real, I can see her refusing to do some things because of the lies she told her.


Everyone here also knows that she's been battling more cellulitis. She just won't admit it since her "it's caused by athletes foot" didn't absolve her of any responsibility for constantly having it. Everyone pointed out that one is a fungus and one is a bacteria. She never acknowledged it but she hasn't been sick with it since. Cellulitis is the only thing she has in her life that won't leave her. Not even Mom/girlfriend would stay after money ran out.

Just a few thoughts.
 
Can't wait for "I got a job with my mom | work vlog"

They always need more useless people at call centers amber
 
She's too poor to get a new caretaker. Why did she rent only a 1 bedroom? If she had 2 bedrooms, maybe a roomate situation could happen at least.
 
“Everyone here also knows that she's been battling more cellulitis. She just won't admit it since her "it's caused by athletes foot" didn't absolve her of any responsibility for constantly having it. Everyone pointed out that one is a fungus and one is a bacteria. She never acknowledged it but she hasn't been sick with it since. Cellulitis is the only thing she has in her life that won't leave her. Not even Mom/girlfriend would stay after money ran out.”

I wanna know how she’s avoided hospital stays. Many deathfats with cellulitis experience 1 or a couple major infection battles. I think apathetic faxx did a compilation of all her illnesses recently, and she had cellulitis like 6 times with Jade alone and that’s just the ones she told us about.
 
Ew I was just thinking about something, her Mother has been sleeping over at Casa de Adipose and it's a 1br so... I assume Mom and Hambone shared a bed and ew imagine the smellz
Hammy wants so badly for Momlynn to move in with her and possibly upgrade in the apartment building she is currently in so she can then spend more money on food but first she must get Mom away from that pesky boyfriend.
 
pippeyyy said:
What her current behavior reminds me of is someone who is lying about their lives and cannot do certain things or they will be outed
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This is what killed it for me. She won't even set her clocks because someone might see the time and notice she's eating all her "what I eat in a day" meals between 11pm and 11:03pm. She makes sure nothing is in the background but bare walls, ceiling shots, and the sky on the rare occasion she goes out.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
@Bitchboy95 yes Becky too.
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No, not quite, @Bitchboy95 is right...

Becky and Amber actually had a couple of dates before moving in together. Becky was hesitant about starting a relationship and Amber kept pushing her into one, complaining that she was struggling to find a new place to live and declaring her undying love for Becky. I think a little less than 2 months into their dating, Ambo came over to VISIT in order to get to know the boys for supposedly a week or so... and then seemed to have never left.

This is a picky point, though, and I think the point you were trying to make was that with every partner, Amber has immediately latched on and tried to get them as entangled as possible into her life as fast as she possibly can. To the point where she's willing to do this having never even MET the person first. I mean, I think one of the first videos Amber made as soon as Destiny drove Ambo home, was making Destiny take her to the bank so Ambo could be added to Destiny's bank accounts.

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@pippeyyy said:
"Very true. She is on the last leg for her channel. To add to this, how much of the free fall from views and even the slow down of basic gossiping groups are because she decided to make sure she curated every stupid thing she uploads? Nothing is spontaneous and viewers know that."

The other day Amber was cooking steak strips in the air fryer, and she used one of those spaghetti spoons to mix it in order to troll her audience and seem quirky. It caught my eye because I had just watched a Blair Walnuts short where she was spoofing those absurd tradwife shorts where they move around like a disney princess and wear ballgowns while making cornflakes from scratch or something. Anyway, Blair was mixing food she was frying WITH A SPAGHETTI SPOON. There is absolutely NO content on Amber's channel that isn't a really bad copy of something she's seen on someone else's channel. Even her TROLLING is copied from someone else and has no creativity. I think people are picking up on the sort of uncanny feel to it and don't want to keep following. Which makes it all weirder, as Ambo's response to lowering views it to add even more absurd nonsense into her vlogs.
 
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can't believe I am sharing this....

...it's an Instagram q&a
 
* * * VLOG ALERT!! * * *
Don't get excited; It's a Q&A.

Key (bullshit) points:
  • Amber and her imaginary gorlfriend broke up on June 15.
  • Amber's already talking to someone new.
  • Last time she had "Physical Sex" was in September (why would she specify "PHYSICAL" sex - OMFG does she have cyber/phone sex with these cretins in her DMs?!?!). Amber can't have sex with people unless she has an emotional connection to them (translation: the very first moment she meets them).
  • Amber is already vaping again - but we should be proud that she stopped for an entire 7 weeks. Annnnd, she told us that she wasn't quitting forever, so it's totally okay (except for the teeeeeny tiny detail that it counteracts semaglutide for you).
  • Amber is having someone come see her soon, and plans to drink (she doesn't mention who, but it's probably another imaginary friend, or a sleepover with her mommy again).
  • Amber always wished she could have a daughter to have a little walking mini-me. She knows that's narcissistic and says she doesn't care.
  • Amber claims to still be friends with Eric and Rickie.
  • Amber will never talk about what *really* happened with Jade (because she knows it will be mutually assured destruction).
  • Amber's not a liar... people judge her on things they don't understand!
  • Amber claims her lipedema (symptoms) have been since she was 11 and she could see it on her laaaaaayyyygs.
  • Amber still acts like not being able to drive is the ONLY thing that makes her not independent.
  • Amber LOVES living alone (which is why she was trying to move in a total stranger on August 1st).
  • Amber has been gaining weight again (surprising absolutely NO ONE... considering she's back to vaping Delta8 again).
Low-effort bullshit, even by Amber's standards.

Edited because I forgot to mention that Amber's vaping again, and COINCIDENTALLY the semaglutide has magically stopped working for her. Strange coincidence, eh?
 
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Why are the brain-dead cunts in her comment section acting like they just figured out Delta 8 is why she is eating a lot and counteracting the Ozempic?
I fucking said this ages ago holy shit people are fucking SLOW.
 
Some things I took away from this garbage video:
-Amber picked Jordy as her “bestie” even tho she was shitting and pissing everywhere cause he read her moms arrest record on a live
-this woman’s maturity level and sensibility at the age of 33 is tanked beyond belief. I was watching Chikara and she made a point how it doesn’t even cross Ambers mind to meet each other a couple time or take a trip together (she can’t). It’s a few weeks of talking and then you go directly to moving in with Amber. And I think it’s interesting these woman ( if valentine is real) can uproot their lives to move with her so suddenly as well. I honestly hope one of them fuck her over.

Also I don’t like to join in on low hanging theories but I think that Alexis weirdo is the one coming to visit. She’s a drinker as well which is why Ambers excited to drink 8 buzzballs again.
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