🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Amber is supposedly 5'1"-5'3" tall. Is MammaLynn a midget, or has Amber's foot fat give her a few extra inches in height?

it's possible. i can't find the photo now but there is a photo somewhere of amber's bare foot and the bottom is shaped like those skechers shape-ups

 

[-Jack-]

So this is someone who struggles with extreme obesity (Amber) and with severe untreated lymphedema (Amber). I imagine her legs/feet to look somewhat similar to this. Considering she wears extremely cheap flats too, her feet must be moulded in a similar fashion. It reminds me of what east asian cultures did in the past where they would bind womens feet so they couldn't walk/move. Again, in Ambers case I think this may be a reason she ONLY wears those flats now because maybe her feet are truly fucked/formed into bricks.

Be warned, graphic content.

Spoiler: NSFW/Gross

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

So this is someone who struggles with extreme obesity (Amber) and with severe untreated lymphedema (Amber). I imagine her legs/feet to look somewhat similar to this. Considering she wears extremely cheap flats too, her feet must be moulded in a similar fashion. It reminds me of what east asian cultures did in the past where they would bind womens feet so they couldn't walk/move. Again, in Ambers case I think this may be a reason she ONLY wears those flats now because maybe her feet are truly fucked/formed into bricks.

Be warned, graphic content.

Spoiler: NSFW/Gross

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JFC

Do ankle balls just dissolving after a while? That woman's left ankle is rotting flesh at this point.

 

[pippeyyy]

So this is someone who struggles with extreme obesity (Amber) and with severe untreated lymphedema (Amber). I imagine her legs/feet to look somewhat similar to this. Considering she wears extremely cheap flats too, her feet must be moulded in a similar fashion. It reminds me of what east asian cultures did in the past where they would bind womens feet so they couldn't walk/move. Again, in Ambers case I think this may be a reason she ONLY wears those flats now because maybe her feet are truly fucked/formed into bricks.

Be warned, graphic content.

Spoiler: NSFW/Gross

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I think her wearing socks meant to look like flats in 2019, around Eric's birthday party clip, gives a lot of weight to her feet looking like this.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is supposedly 5'1"-5'3" tall. Is MammaLynn a midget, or has Amber's foot fat give her a few extra inches in height?

Some cows are really small, some cows are far away.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So this is someone who struggles with extreme obesity (Amber) and with severe untreated lymphedema (Amber). I imagine her legs/feet to look somewhat similar to this. Considering she wears extremely cheap flats too, her feet must be moulded in a similar fashion. It reminds me of what east asian cultures did in the past where they would bind womens feet so they couldn't walk/move. Again, in Ambers case I think this may be a reason she ONLY wears those flats now because maybe her feet are truly fucked/formed into bricks.

Be warned, graphic content.

Spoiler: NSFW/Gross

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That right (our left) foot in particular looks so much like a pig trotter it's uncanny.

There is a picture of Amber's bare feet that was taken sometime in the Becky era that gave a very slight glimpse of her toes. She has the classic long scraggly toenails like many deathfats that are too fat and diabetic to clip their own toenails safely. She just very rarely shows peeks of them just like her uncovered ankle rolls/balls. I can't imagine they've gotten much better since the Jade/Sister Mom eras.

 

[Goatchoker]

Can we change the poll?

How long till she quits ozempic?
How long till mamalynn runs?
Next medical emergency?

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Can we change the poll?

How long till she quits ozempic?
How long till mamalynn runs?
Next medical emergency?

More like how much longer until MammaLynn is back on meth.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

That right (our left) foot in particular looks so much like a pig trotter it's uncanny.

There is a picture of Amber's bare feet that was taken sometime in the Becky era that gave a very slight glimpse of her toes. She has the classic long scraggly toenails like many deathfats that are too fat and diabetic to clip their own toenails safely. She just very rarely shows peeks of them just like her uncovered ankle rolls/balls. I can't imagine they've gotten much better since the Jade/Sister Mom eras.

I know this isn’t the exact image you’re referring to, but can you imagine trying to fit into a normal pair of shoes when your ankles are 6 months pregnant?

 

[Even more 8008135]

Don't forget about the Hoof & Ankle Thread for all your foot and ankle ball needs.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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I know this isn’t the exact image you’re referring to, but can you imagine trying to fit into a normal pair of shoes when your ankles are 6 months pregnant?

It's not that, but you were close

I managed to find the picture I thought of in a clip compilation video regarding this very subject

Spoiler: gross

Don't forget about the Hoof & Ankle Thread for all your foot and ankle ball needs.

I completely forgot that thread exists. I'm overall okay with the downfall of the subforum, but the tradeoff of not having easy access to specific topic threads like that was a downside. The last posts in that thread are from three years ago and not much has changed.

 

[UsedUp]

 

[inquizadoor]

oh good, a crying thumbnail. im sure this will be the video to finally give me sympathy for her.

 

[FatalTater]

oh good, a crying thumbnail. im sure this will be the video to finally give me sympathy for her.

Looking at that thumbnail, I'm trying to find my sympathy bone but it is nowhere to be found.
Go cry to someone else, Fatty.

 

[pippeyyy]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R10t_7Yzfsk

Clickbait Summary:
Her back. Her neck. Her pussy and her crack....hurts.

Also, she's an absolute fucking retard and deserves whatever consequences she has brought up on herself.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

the fake crying is so funny to me because we all know big al doens't give a fuck about her health at all. She isn't scared one bit because she thinks it will all blow over like it has. She'll stuff her face with a gleeful smug fat crater moon smile until her last breath.

 

[Even more 8008135]

 

[AzurePastures]

I managed to find the picture I thought of on a clip compilation video regarding this very subject

Well it should come as no surprise that she never prioritized twinkie's nails. Like 572-pound mother, like 10-pound fur baby!
(lord help me for using that ridiculous term)

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Not worth an archive. Amber takes a break from cryeeen about her health to argue with the haydurz and try to insist that two servings were actually one serving of salami. Not to be petty, but...

Yes, Amber, you ARE "that stupid".

Edit: Even just looking at basic food breakdowns: 4cal/g for protein and carbs, 9cal/g for fats. Even if the stuff was pure protein, 56g would have to be at least 224 cal (and it has to be more because 15% of the product is fat and there is no fiber to fudge the numbers and eliminate some carb calories). I'm honestly amazed that she hasn't accidentally gotten a fork stuck in a wall outlet or something by now. Seriously.