🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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does kristine live with the grandma? amber mentions going to her grandma's frequently but i don't think i've ever heard her talk about being at her mom's place
 
Years and years of ads warning parents not to smoke around their spawn-both for the dangers of second hand smoke and the fact that kids copy what their parents do. Don’t think anyone was worried about 33 YEAR OLD children though....

The “pit-cher” above needs to have FatAl wearing one of those green visor hats old time bookies wore with a cigar butt sticking out of the corner of her mouth.

I’m just in awe of what a complete moron Al is lately....she’s always been stupid and willfully ignorant but lately it’s been....what? Forcefully idiotic? Aggressively retarded? I dunno, but it’s bad, very very bad.
 
Bitch needs the engagement, badly.
I know what will help...

GET THOSE GAMS OUT FATTY SHOW US THOSE TROTTERS MAMA! UNFIRL THOSE ANKLE RAWLS AND SHOW US THAT GODLESS PILE OF DISEASE!
 
As much as I’d like to see what those laths look like, never going to happen.

They no doubt look like badly tanned, discoloured leather and her vanity would never allow it.
 
marjoram said:
Years and years of ads warning parents not to smoke around their spawn-both for the dangers of second hand smoke and the fact that kids copy what their parents do. Don’t think anyone was worried about 33 YEAR OLD children though....

The “pit-cher” above needs to have FatAl wearing one of those green visor hats old time bookies wore with a cigar butt sticking out of the corner of her mouth.

I’m just in awe of what a complete moron Al is lately....she’s always been stupid and willfully ignorant but lately it’s been....what? Forcefully idiotic? Aggressively retarded? I dunno, but it’s bad, very very bad.
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Just checking - so Amber already had cancer, she is over 400 pounds AND she smokes? Does she have some type of death wish ??? And I wonder how much she really drinks and if she is sneaking in some harder drugs too....: She needs to pick a lane. If she is already going to stay a death weight chill with the other vices....
 
QueenCeeSmoo said:
Just checking - so Amber already had cancer, she is over 400 pounds AND she smokes? Does she have some type of death wish ??? And I wonder how much she really drinks and if she is sneaking in some harder drugs too....: She needs to pick a lane. If she is already going to stay a death weight chill with the other vices....
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Being a 600 pound lard ass is a death wish, everything else is just noise. She has been slowly committing suicide for 20 years.
 
QueenCeeSmoo said:
Just checking - so Amber already had cancer, she is over 400 pounds AND she smokes? Does she have some type of death wish ??? And I wonder how much she really drinks and if she is sneaking in some harder drugs too....: She needs to pick a lane. If she is already going to stay a death weight chill with the other vices....
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I’ve been saying for awhile now that Amber is still drinking daily and alone. Moving to okc, burning all her bridges and being single for close to a year has majorly fucked her mind and ego up even more. She reminds me of those stay at home moms that become secret functioning alcoholics with Wine but try to act super perfect and show how amazing their life is. Also mommy doesn’t come and get her everyday so there are days where Amber is just alone all day long at her apartment, so I think this bitch is blowing vape clouds and cracking some kind of premade cocktail all day.
 
LonesomeDud said:
As someone who stopped using weed for awhile now, I am fully in support of Amberlynn taking LSD as a means of stopping all weed and alcohol use. It really does work.

Also, she needs to livestream her LSD use for my personal amusement.
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HEY YOU GUISE I'M LIKE HAVING A TRIPEEEEEEEEN MOLMENT RIGHT NOW
 
If Amber were to take LSD she would most likely hallucinate that all the furniture in her apartment are giant california sushi rolls. Yeah.. that would be fucking entertaining.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
What really strikes me is how much and poorly MammaLynn has aged.
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We're talking about a junkie who managed to somehow remain obese, right? I think it's safe to assume that sunscreen and wellness habit-stacks never made an appearance on her list of priorities. Honestly, it's just really fucking bizarre that any of these chicks are even alive; nevermind youthful in appearance.
 
Kristine deserves to deal with Amberlynn forever. Look what she did to her.

It's always weird to me how people victimize Kristine. She let her little girl turn into this, rather than being the better woman. In terms of Dante's Inferno situation type punishment deals, it is far less than what she deserves. Imagine choosing drugs while your little girl mutilates herself with food.

I'm a little mad on the internet about it.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
I don't know what to think about that. I mean, she SAID she's been "smoking for years", but I just get the vibe that this is her trying everything to get engagement in her videos. Just like the Trader Joe's haul and the one dozen portions of salami. I wouldn't be surprised if she comes back in the next video accusing us of misunderstanding her, and what she MEANT was that she smoked WEED a couple of times over the last several years.

Then again, this could just be another example of Amber's narc "trickle truth". You know, where her audience only needs to know once, 1) they've already caught her in a lie and know, or 2) when Amber needs to disclose it to drive channel engagement. In that surreal image of her sitting at the kitchen table at GrammaLynn's house, there was a yellow vape beside her. Someone in the comments section of a reaction channel (I think The Ankle, but not sure), said it looked just like a Lost Mary vape - which are nicotine only. And I could definitely see Amber as being the type to develop a nicotine addiction through puffing on candy-flavoured nicotine vapes. Or worse, smoking cigarettes as another way to skinwalk her current gorlfriend (Kristine). You know, just like how she suddenly developed 'frizzy curly' hair during the Jade era and had to start using Jade's anti-frizz products.

Bitch realizes that it's caught in the frame...
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The shape and colour match. Even the charging port on the side as it's a "rechargeable" disposable:
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To be fair, disposable vapes are mass produced by a handful factories. Most of them have the same components and casing. There’s really not much variety. Elfbars are also identical to the one you posted. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a THC version with the exact same packaging on the outside.

And if not, nicotine vapes are the absolute least of Amber’s problems.
 
xh9lqwz9c said:
We're talking about a junkie who managed to somehow remain obese, right? I think it's safe to assume that sunscreen and wellness habit-stacks never made an appearance on her list of priorities. Honestly, it's just really fucking bizarre that any of these chicks are even alive; nevermind youthful in appearance.
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She looks the same age as her daughter.
 
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week 1 weigh in on ozempic, going to the movies, & glow in the dark bingo! | vlog

TL;DR: NONTENT! This vlog starts on "Saturday", one week since starting compound semaglutide, and time for her next injection (that of course Kristine has to do). MORE cameo talk (I guess Amber's getting desperate for coin). Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 488.2lbs (down 12.2lbs from 500.4lbs last week). The shot only worked for the first 4 days of the week, and then she wanted to eat EVERYTHING. Kristine surpassed Amber and has lost 19lbs, simply by not eating like a disgusting gluttonous pig. Amber calls her the Queen of Moderation. Amber spends the day with her mom where she pigs out at Panera bread, goes to a movie, and bingo. Amber's proud of herself for having an ICEE instead of a diet soda. Dumb questions with even dumber answers: Amber's not surprised at tornadoes, just scared. Valentine is older than Amber. Amber is taking semaglutide to save her life. Amber doesn't buy her mother's love. CT scans have different limits. (Bullshit "how are you so strong" question).
 
At this point Kristine needs to either wingman Amber at dyke bars or help her go thru the DM’s because the “mommy daughter time” is wearing thin. Mama must have a lot of shame about Ambers turn out, because I couldn’t let a 500 pounder with ratty pants and bursting flats make fun of my shoes or appearance.
 
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