🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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a llama weighs 450lbs said:
damn, a lot of these clinics seem to love to give out ketamine as well. when are we getting amber's k hole arc? if she mentioned her ⭐trauma⭐ they probably would have offered her a sample
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If she entered her crackhead olympics era like Chantal did, she might actually be enjoyable to watch. I can't even get through a single minute of her videos. It's the same voice, slurs, sentences, excuses.. at least with Chantal she just bathes in humiliation and piggishness, but ALR always trys to carefully control her obese narrative like she isn't also stuffing her face in a pig trough like Chantal when the cameras are off.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
It is not available where I am. It might not be a scam but I would not trust this. It almost sound like a backward alley drug distribution centre. Why taking the risk, but then this is Amber we are talking about.
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peach tea said:
I had a friend who was interested in Ozempic and they went to a weight loss “clinic” for some info. They showed me a paper after the appointment that said their version was compounded in Mexico (!!!) and only costs $200 a vial. For reference, name brand Ozempic is like $1200 a pen without insurance and all the reputable clinics around here do the generic for about $500-600 depending on dosage.
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Interesting that just this week Australia has banned compounded versions of weightloss injectables.
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The Australian government’s move is supported by the country’s Therapeutic Goods Administration, while internationally, the US Food and Drug Administration has warned about the dangers of injecting some compounded products after adverse incidents in America.
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Random observations:

1. Amber mentioned that someone reached out to her on Instagram to tell her about a med spa in her area that administers Ozempic. Twenty bucks says it was the med spa doing the reaching—except no one here is dumb enough to take me up on that bet.

2. More proof that Amber is uploading clips out of order: last Friday (I believe) she mentioned that her doctor was going to call a place on Monday about a CT machine that could handle Amber’s weight. Except the Monday would have been Memorial Day, so that clip is at least a week older than she’s letting on.

3. Mamalynn is on a redemption arc. After a decade of hearing about her addiction and losing her children to foster care, then hearing about her sobriety and that Amber is SHOO proud of her, we are now getting increasing glimpses of a woman who, aside from her annoying munchkin giggle, is actually doing OK.

She’s on WW and is clearly counting her points. Yes, she takes Amber to restaurants, but Mamalynn then orders perfectly healthy meals of broiled chicken, fresh fruit, and vegetables, proving it can be done, and no, you don’t have to order sides of mashed potatoes and rice with your meat.

She takes Amberlynn on outings. Yes, it’s to big box stores, chain restaurants, casinos, bingo halls, and dispensaries, but without Mamalynn, Amber would be sitting on the couch door dashing McDonalds. Also Mamalynn parks far enough away from restaurants and stores or takes cigarette breaks so that Amber actually has to do a bit of walking. I know, it’s not much. But baby steps. Literally.

Best of all, she throws a little shade Amber’s way.

So in addition to having a job, a driver’s license, and a significant other, Mamalynn is working two programs (NA and WW,) helping her mother, driving Amber to her doctor’s appointments, and even giving Amber her Ozempic injections.

I’m not stanning Mamalynn. but I do find it hilarious that the meth head mother-strangling ex-convict is lapping her daughter in terms of having her shit together.
 
I was wondering is mamalynn worked. She sure drives Amber around a lot . Does she spend anytime alone with her boyfriend anymore ? Idk - I love my mom, I love my adult kids but I don't need to spend THAT much time with any of them. From the outside in it sure looks like Amber is taking over that woman's life as much as baby.... or maybe that makes her feel better since she didn't take care of child Amber
 
QueenCeeSmoo said:
I was wondering is mamalynn worked. She sure drives Amber around a lot . Does she spend anytime alone with her boyfriend anymore ? Idk - I love my mom, I love my adult kids but I don't need to spend THAT much time with any of them. From the outside in it sure looks like Amber is taking over that woman's life as much as baby.... or maybe that makes her feel better since she didn't take care of child Amber
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She works. If you search the thread there are pictures of her at what looks like a basic customer service job. I maybe mistaken but I think they hire a lot of ex-felons trying to do better. She just works days and we all know Amber isn't getting up before noon for anything.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Interesting that just this week Australia has banned compounded versions of weightloss injectables.
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This is her out to stop Ozempic.

"You guise I was having SOO much success with Ozempic. More success than any other patient EVER! But then someone sent me this link on instagram and I got SO SCARED so I stopped. It's ok tho because I learned how to live with discomfort plus now I know the joys of intuitive eating"
 
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TL;DR: Amber admits to wearing the sunglasses on her head because she finds them ky-ute, (surprising no one - no one believes that she actually walks her dog). Trader Joe's haul of mostly crap (because Trader Joe's triggers her and she needs all the help she can get to counteract the effects of the fake semaglutide). Salami triggers her, so she got a ton of it. Amber quit drinking soda almost a week ago - again (don't worry; it won't last). More hydrated pee and her UTI symptoms are gone, but she still needs a CT scan. Amber quit vaping almost a week ago - again (don't worry; it won't last). Amber claims that she's been vaping Delta 8 AND SMOKING for years (but doesn't want to explain that in this video, as that would be the only thing in this ENTIRE video that anyone would care about). Amber blames her use of delta 8 to give her the munchies as her "not being coherent". Amber pretends that being vape-free for a whopping 5 days has DRASTICALLY improved her health and breathing. Bullshit food content. Bullshit ceiling-shot weigh-in of 489.6lbs. Amber pretends to be surprised and proud about losing the same dozen pounds that she's already gained and lost 3 times in the last 2 months (and 100 times over the duration of her channel). Amber's already making excuses for not wanting to increase her semaglutide dose when it's time. Amber claims that she's ALWAYS fit in CT scans: it's been MRIs that she couldn't get because of her weight.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
Except the Monday would have been Memorial Day, so that clip is at least a week older than she’s letting on.
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Except that Amber doesn’t work so wouldn’t know a public holiday from a work day. Dr probably said he’d call around radiology centres “first thing next week” and she just assumed it meant Monday.
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber claims that she's ALWAYS fit in CT scans: it's been MRIs that she couldn't get because of her weight.
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She probably only ever had one at UK Hospital in Lexington which likely has a bariatric rated Scanner, because let’s be honest here, it’s Kentucky. No doubt there’s a hospital in OKC that can do them. Her doctor may never had needed to order one for a patient as large as her before so didn’t realise the problem, or she lied about her weight.
 
As someone who stopped using weed for awhile now, I am fully in support of Amberlynn taking LSD as a means of stopping all weed and alcohol use. It really does work.

Also, she needs to livestream her LSD use for my personal amusement.
 
Made no sense to vape delta 8 and use ozempic..... WHAT??? Stupid reason, she obviously has no self control when it comes to food so I wouldnt be suprised if she has no self control for delta 8.
And honestly, we have no proof she isnt a med card holder in oklahoma, the state with the cheapest weed prices.....
 
Hi Amber thank you for reading myy comment about your big brained idea to keep toking up and taking ozempic from mexico!
 
Manifesting a picture of Amber in the wild smoking Marlboros with her mom outside of a Cracker Barrel. I know the “it goes more than that” is she started smoking cigarettes with Jade.

Did Amber not lecture us a few days ago that we don’t see her as more than fat and yet every fucking “vlog” is her eating and weighing herself?
 
Didn't she a while back made a video where she compared her weightloss channel with 'quitting smoking channel', and inserted a long ass clip of cardiologists saying how horrible smoking is?
All while both vaping and smoking?
Never change, booboo
 
NotViolet said:
Didn't she a while back made a video where she compared her weightloss channel with 'quitting smoking channel', and inserted a long ass clip of cardiologists saying how horrible smoking is?
All while both vaping and smoking?
Never change, booboo
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Don't forget about the 10 videos she made during wipey era telling us she'd never be with a smoker (said that in the Becky era as well), that the cigarettes seen in multiple vidoes were her friends because she totally has a super secret life, and when Wipey was caught on film smoking while walking Twinkie she never mentioned that just how violating it was that someone filmed her. She has been a smug cunt for years because at least she doesn't smoke cigarettes.

If she wasn't such a pussy who is always worried about getting a video demonetized she'd man up and just go live with her apple whiskey and smoke her cigarettes all red-faced and crying about all the things she has fucked up in her life. Come on, Amber! Don't be a coward! Do it!
 
I don't know what to think about that. I mean, she SAID she's been "smoking for years", but I just get the vibe that this is her trying everything to get engagement in her videos. Just like the Trader Joe's haul and the one dozen portions of salami. I wouldn't be surprised if she comes back in the next video accusing us of misunderstanding her, and what she MEANT was that she smoked WEED a couple of times over the last several years.

Then again, this could just be another example of Amber's narc "trickle truth". You know, where her audience only needs to know once, 1) they've already caught her in a lie and know, or 2) when Amber needs to disclose it to drive channel engagement. In that surreal image of her sitting at the kitchen table at GrammaLynn's house, there was a yellow vape beside her. Someone in the comments section of a reaction channel (I think The Ankle, but not sure), said it looked just like a Lost Mary vape - which are nicotine only. And I could definitely see Amber as being the type to develop a nicotine addiction through puffing on candy-flavoured nicotine vapes. Or worse, smoking cigarettes as another way to skinwalk her current gorlfriend (Kristine). You know, just like how she suddenly developed 'frizzy curly' hair during the Jade era and had to start using Jade's anti-frizz products.

Bitch realizes that it's caught in the frame...
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The shape and colour match. Even the charging port on the side as it's a "rechargeable" disposable:
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