🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
She'd almost be better off walking barefoot than in those cheap Wommart flats. There has to be some kind of shoe with better structure that she could fit on those weird feet.
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If she can't buy it from Wommart, Target, or Amazawn, it doesn't exist. She could absolutely afford to buy shoes to accommodate her dainty trotters, but that would a) involve actually looking for them, and b) she might have to eat (ha) into her groshrees or cheap ordament budget to do so.
 
only "those" fatties wear ugly bariatric shoes just like she thinks she's better than everyone on my 600lb life. sex kitten tiktok baddie amber is different from them (somehow)
 
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Basically, Amber's butthurt that people aren't interested in participating in the bullshit pity-party which is her current health drama. Amber tries to retcon her whole post-hysterectomy timeline, now saying that she has been getting regular scans and checkups since 2020... Though she doesn't explain how she magically fit in the machines back then, yet can't fit now despite being the same weight. She also doesn't explain how she went 2 years taking "the wrong medicine" if she was following up regularily with her oncologist. Amber hints that this may be time for another YouTube break because it's hurting her fee-feez. Oh yeah, a bit of crying about tornado warnings, too.

Also, complete timeline fuckery. Last video Amber said they weighed her and she was too heavy. She said that the people would be contacting her doctor about it on MONDAY (meaning that scene happened on a Friday, so at least May 17th or earlier). The "next day", Amber claims to not have weighed herself in a while and to have no idea what her weight was (despite supposedly getting on the scale the day before). The tornado warning was from several days ago (I think - someone mentioned it a few pages back), but Amber's bitching about people being "cruel" to her on instagram must be within this week. I think she's been jumbling clips and we've been getting an out of order mix of old and new for a while now.

EDITED TO ADD: Oh yeah, I forgot: ceiling-shot weigh-in of 495.something - not that it matters. This is all just regular day to day weight variation for a 500 pounder.
 
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Uh Oh! Tornado warnings popping off all over Tx and Ok tonight. Is FatAl squeezed under the bed with a half gallon of ice cream and 72 Buzzballs?

How strong would a tornado have to be to pick up Amber and swing her around like the cows in Twister? I say an F4.


Ps. All southern Kiwis stay safe, watch out for flying lolcows
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Did you imply at the end that Methmomma would potential relapse at the sight of an Ozempic needle? You know what they look like right?

I am not saying Amber will not be the cause of her mother's relapse but shit dude you don't DICK about IV drugs. This ain't bragging neither; it's just like common sense.

How will poking Amber fat rolls for five seconds once a week with a needle the size of a human's hair gonna cause her to relapse? I think Kristine has been around diabetics and has seen what they use. You ain't hitting veins with that shit.
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I would be surprised if Kristine were an IV meth user. She strikes me as a smoker.

Turd Fergusson said:
My issue is that MedSpa seems not to have done much diligence in prescribing Sumaglutide to Amber, except a minimal safety assessment. She already has been on the drug previously and had to stop for unknown reason. She will likely do it again for the same reason. Again, she is looking for a miracle treatment.
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Oh boy, begin the countdown to Amber's infection with one of the particularly nasty Mycobacterium species. Any "med spa" that would prescribe her anything is highly suspect.
 
i think she's been expecting the level of sympathy she got from the cancer era and is big mad no one gives a shit. i'm really not sure what she's been trying to do with these recent vlogs where she's crying about bloody cancerous piss and CT scans in between the shittiest food tour of OKC that would make bourdain kill himself all over again if he could see it.

we've also heard nothing about valentine for a while. pretty weird not to mention how supportive the love of your life has been and how grateful you are to have them while going through a health scare. (:_(

Thomas Eugene Paris said:
I would be surprised if Kristine were an IV meth user. She strikes me as a smoker.
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kristine was initially apprehensive about being in the vlogs because she has no teeth, so i'm guessing she smoked enough meth to look like one of those "not even once" ads.
 
a llama weighs 450lbs said:
we've also heard nothing about valentine for a while. pretty weird not to mention how supportive the love of your life has been and how grateful you are to have them while going through a health scare. (:_(
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Valentine was most likely some dyke she met on Fortnite or something, or like normal Amber love bombed her and whomever that girl was dipped the fuck out of there. It's funny how Big Al acts like she's miss independent, no woman needed- but as soon as anyone would pay interest (who drives ofc) she'll snap them up and move in with them or vice versa.
 
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Don't be fooled by a deathfat! I can promise you she's binging her ass off right now. McDonalds, BK, Culvers, you name it she's eating it. Homegurl is a hardcore addict and best of all...she gets paid for it.
 
Things are going to get problematic when the segmaglutide kicks in and she has to spend time with mama without multiple food stops. Leaving the house to go play bingo without 2 restaurant visits? I can’t wait for a “truth about the med spa” video in 3 weeks where she makes up a stupid ass reason to stop.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
Things are going to get problematic when the segmaglutide kicks in and she has to spend time with mama without multiple food stops. Leaving the house to go play bingo without 2 restaurant visits? I can’t wait for a “truth about the med spa” video in 3 weeks where she makes up a stupid ass reason to stop.
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She'll just force herself to eat through the medication, like she did years ago with some pizza while she was taking... hell I don't remember. Some appetite suppressant or other... Do apples taste like candy to her yet, I wonder?

Why does anyone watch this idiot? She does nothing.
 
Less and less people watch her, she is more boring than ever, even her baiting her healthscare in the title did nothing for views, i think that must be it, the sunset
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
It is not available where I am. It might not be a scam but I would not trust this. It almost sound like a backward alley drug distribution centre. Why taking the risk, but then this is Amber we are talking about.
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I had a friend who was interested in Ozempic and they went to a weight loss “clinic” for some info. They showed me a paper after the appointment that said their version was compounded in Mexico (!!!) and only costs $200 a vial. For reference, name brand Ozempic is like $1200 a pen without insurance and all the reputable clinics around here do the generic for about $500-600 depending on dosage.

This place my friend went to is almost certainly giving people fake Ozempic. I have even more reason to believe it’s not really what they say they’re selling, because they’ve given multiple people cocktails of “energy supplements” through an IV/shot without checking their blood pressure and they’ve almost killed a few of their patients. Plus, the paper describing the supposed “Ozempic” had a link for a website that doesn’t exist anymore (it was directly printed from the webpage before it went down) and it was full of typos and broken English.

All that being said, who knows where Amber is going or what she’s getting. These shady clinics are everywhere. The Ozempic craze is out of control to the point that people who actually have diabetes are having a hard time getting their prescription because the pharmacies keep running out of stock. We also know her money ain’t what it used to be, which is probably why she didn’t get the name brand from her “doctor” that I don’t think she even has. You don’t need a referral to a med spa. I thought it wasn’t adding up as soon as she said she was going somewhere else to get it, because there’s nothing stopping a GP from writing her a script.

Amber is extremely low IQ so she would take a vial of anything and inject it as long as the prescriber is shooooo nice and she thinks it will let her lose weight without trying. It’s not like she will stick to it anyway so it really doesn’t matter. The whole problem is that she doesn’t want to eat less. If she did, she would do it without drugs. Not having an appetite doesn’t change any of the mental fuckery that got her here in the first place. Until she addresses that aspect of her obesity, she’s doomed to be a deathfat.
 
damn, a lot of these clinics seem to love to give out ketamine as well. when are we getting amber's k hole arc? if she mentioned her ⭐trauma⭐ they probably would have offered her a sample
 
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