🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SkeebyPebbles_14!?]

Or just makes you feel so ill , it either puts you off eating, or as a cautionary tale, helps you work past the fact that you are restricting your own eating so you don’t end up as big as the super morbidly obese creators. I’ve certainly NEVER binged after watching one of them, although I may have run to the bathroom for fear I might throw up.

that's honestly a great way of looking at it, imma try that.

 

[I call shenanigans]

With a generational weight trend like this, it's a good thing that Amberlynn can't procreate.

A prime example of “exponential growth” doubling every generation. My guess is grandma is 150lb (she’s a shortie), Kristine is an easy 300lb, and Amber is around 600lb these days. I have no doubt she’s been lying in weighins since moving to Oklahoma City.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

She can read! ”Y’all, they’re pink acrylic HB acrylic tumblers.” I wonder if she’s figured out yet what the HB stands for.

 

[dogpill]

She can read! ”Y’all, they’re pink acrylic HB acrylic tumblers.” I wonder if she’s figured out yet what the HB stands for.

She's a very vocabulated gorlypop, it obviously stands for "hootenberry" in her mind.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

I hope Amber is jealous of her moms big titties and slim thighs, its like Amber in reverse lol

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

What's the age difference between Granny and Big Al? These people breed like rabbits. Thank god for addiction. The future gene pool will be saved from any Reid contamination (unless the brothers somehow procreated which wouldn't surprise me.)

 

[GorlWorld_Garden]

What's the age difference between Granny and Big Al? These people breed like rabbits. Thank god for addiction. The future gene pool will be saved from any Reid contamination (unless the brothers somehow procreated which wouldn't surprise me.)

Now that you've mentioned, she never said anything about being an aunt, so I don't think her brothers have any children, and given the family record that's probably for the best.

 

[a hapless toad]

What's the age difference between Granny and Big Al? These people breed like rabbits. Thank god for addiction. The future gene pool will be saved from any Reid contamination (unless the brothers somehow procreated which wouldn't surprise me.)

Kristine was born 2/7/1969 and Genie was born 11/7/1950, so she was 40 when ALR was born.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Now that you've mentioned, she never said anything about being an aunt, so I don't think her brothers have any children, and given the family record that's probably for the best.

I think Amber said a while ago that Tony's GF had a baby or was expecting. Brother #2 (the one Amber 'saved') is still MIA (and presumed to be HIDING from the Reids), and Brother #3 (who was born while Amber was in Foster care), has recently been sniffing around but there was no mention of children.

What's the age difference between Granny and Big Al? These people breed like rabbits. Thank god for addiction. The future gene pool will be saved from any Reid contamination (unless the brothers somehow procreated which wouldn't surprise me.)

@a hapless toad posted the family tree here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-18281974 and the ages/dates in the police report confirm these ages. Genie (gramma-lynn) was born 1950. So turning 74 this year. And Kristine in 1969, which confirms her turning 55 this year.

As Amber turned 33 almost half a year ago (and as she is the oldest of Kristine's spawn), that would put Kristine becoming a mom at 21 and a half. So, young by 'average' standards, but far older than I was expecting.

Unfortunately, Aunt Tammie isn't in the tree (as the purpose of the tree was to identify Portuguese ancestory), so I don't know if she's a little older than Kristine, making Genie even younger than 18 when she became a mother - but she was 18 when she had Kristine.

Is that her most tragic outfit ever?

I think her black and white striped shirt with the teal 'dress' over top - or as I like to call it, the Beetlejuice Sandworm outfit, was her most tragic. Even her "kaminos" (kimonos) were worse than this. I'd rate this current one a 7/10.

 

[a hapless toad]

Unfortunately, Aunt Tammie isn't in the tree (as the purpose of the tree was to identify Portuguese ancestory), so I don't know if she's a little older than Kristine, making Genie even younger than 18 when she became a mother - but she was 18 when she had Kristine.

Oh sorry! Aunt Tammie was born 7/12/1971. Note that Genie and Robert Lee Smith got married in May 1968 in Reno, when Genie was 17. They got divorced in 1972. Genie went on to have at least three more husbands. Ahem.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Oh sorry! Aunt Tammie was born 7/12/1971. Note that Genie and Robert Lee Smith got married in May 1968 in Reno, when Genie was 17. They got divorced in 1972. Genie went on to have at least three more husbands. Ahem.

Shotgun wedding! (And possibly a bit of a statutory eavesdropping of rain petals! )

So... Amber IS the most normal of her direct lineage. Possibly even most normal of her entire family.... Well, actually second. (Edit: no, maybe she's just par - I forgot about her own little rain petals thing) Tammie seems to be completely avoiding this shitshow which makes her the winner by default. Though "most normal" in this case is completely subjective. It's like trying to determine which is 'better' out of the options of elephant poop or hippo poop. Goddamn.

 

[a hapless toad]

Shotgun wedding! (And possibly a bit of a statutory eavesdropping of rain petals! )

Nah, I'd guess honeymoon baby. Kristine's birthdate calculates to a conception date of mid-May (unfortunately I don't know the exact date they got married but the license was announced in the paper on the 8th).

Tammie seems to be completely avoiding this shitshow which makes her the winner by default. Though "most normal" in this case is completely subjective.

I mean, Tammie DID come here years ago to spill the tea...but she also stopped so maybe she had a come to Jesus molment with herself.

(I have my own theory about Tammie but it's a bit off the wall and I don't have enough dox to prove it.)
Edit: Nevermind, I just attempted to prove it and instead I proved myself wrong. Yay!

Edit again: Aunt Tammie was the one who had the shotgun wedding, @Boolean Bitch!

 

[WalmartLipgloss]

Grandma's gonna outlive them both.

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With a generational weight trend like this, it's a good thing that Amberlynn can't procreate.

Well, shit hoot and a holler... these three look like three Appalachian sisters!

Methmama looks just like the long-lost twin of Mamie White from "Wild Whites of West Virginia"!
Although, I's be reckon Mamie White would blush at the comparison.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Whilst this is a particularly bad reaction from Mr Snowflake I’m posting it as he is hinting at Amber accusing a foster carer of sexual abuse. Said he will reveal it in a couple weeks and that the accusation is in her Ask FM’s??

(The first few minutes are pretty funny though, especially the comments he makes regarding Kristine and TK Maxx).

 

[TardiX]

I just wanted to see exactly where her layyg outline is since she always wears black pants so I just lightened the image and...wow. I expected them to be more evenly split I guess but she's doing that pose with one leg more in front and foot towards the camera

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I just wanted to see exactly where her layyg outline is since she always wears black pants so I just lightened the image and...wow. I expected them to be more evenly split I guess but she's doing that pose with one leg more in front and foot towards the camera

It is clear that from these pictures that Amber has not loss any weight and her legs seems to be getting worse. There is absolutely no way that unless she is enrolled in a medically supervised weight loss programme, Amber's attempt to lose weight on her own will fail. I think that she went to a clinic to obtain Ozempic but they refused.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

It is clear that from these pictures that Amber has not loss any weight and her legs seems to be getting worse. There is absolutely no way that unless she is enrolled in a medically supervised weight loss programme, Amber's attempt to lose weight on her own will fail. I think that she went to a clinic to obtain Ozempic but they refused.

Realistically would her layyygs even shrink if she lost weight due to the lymphedema/lipodema? It was my assumption that she’d have to have the masses drained/surgically removed for them to go back to being remotely “normal” (as normal as a deathfats legs could be anyways)

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Realistically would her layyygs even shrink if she lost weight due to the lymphedema/lipodema? It was my assumption that she’d have to have the masses drained/surgically removed for them to go back to being remotely “normal” (as normal as a deathfats legs could be anyways)

Still, there is a lot she can do to help herself. Bandages and massages can reduce her legs, and if she ever loses a lot of weight, surgery might be an option, but, at her weight, no one would touch her.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Realistically would her layyygs even shrink if she lost weight due to the lymphedema/lipodema? It was my assumption that she’d have to have the masses drained/surgically removed for them to go back to being remotely “normal” (as normal as a deathfats legs could be anyways)

They'd shrink to some degree but they're never going back to "normal" no matter what she does. If she lost 400 lbs. and got appropriate lymphedema treatment, can you imagine the loose skin on those laygs?

 

[AnonSloth84]

Hi all! I'm new to KiwiFarms and don't fully understand how this works. Just wanted to link y'all a little something that I'm sure very few, if any people that follow ALR, have access to.

Low and behold, a rare video of the gorl waddling around. This is from her recent trip to TJMaxx with Mamalynn.

I'm hesitant to post this because I could lose my job lmao, but I'm not sure how anyone would track me tbh. If anyone wants to share this, please don't credit me or anything. I don't need credit or anything tied back to me. I just wanted to show yall big Al in action.

And no, unfortunately, Valentine wasn't with her. Or... she might've been. Maybe we just can't see her.